What The Fuck Is Pottermore?

[Alysserification]

@cconroy11 what does that mean?

[s919461]

I just learned about Pottermore through this bitchfest... Thanks, Nerimon for explaining things that the general public already knew. Are you after Sherlock Holmes' job? Or perhaps Captain Obvious?

[greatrosaofyutubland]

a bunch of my friends were in the beta testing, not one of them could tell me what it was

[cconroy11]

Pottermore, why you still in Beta

[georgieneathy]

Love the way you say 'Fuck off'

[BecomingEasterIsland]

I REALLY want that shirt... is it a map?



[VancoisT]

you get a lot of views dude.. watch super saiyan kid on my channel he beleives his from dbz and tried to go super saiyan

[Kennyforever100]

too freudian for words 5'' or 6'' wand for better wrist action,bad boy Alex.

[DoctorsDaughterXx]

I wonder did he sign up for it and got in early or not??? :P possible video about pottermore Alex??? :)

[bluescidoo]

i hate how some people go "oh yeah i'd be in huffle puff' or 'yeah ravenclaw' asif to say

'i know so much more about harry potter than anyone else possibly could because i chose one the houses that aren't spoken about as much'

the twats

[gracieash14]

@bluescidoo But I AM Ravenclaw! Not everyone fits into Gryffindor or Slytherin

[morganlizzie23]

J.K. also said it would be online by October. Of 2010. Awkward.

[cuteasarhino]

I can so imagine it to be crammed with fantasy porn...

[weareallsublime]

thank you for telling us what your cock is like.

[B00KR34D3R]

I like the part when you describe your "ideal wand".

[irealllllllllydontca]

press 8 reppeatidly to have your own alexday/hogwarts dubstep :D

[DracoMhuuh]

And it is stilllll not available to the world since it is STILL IN BETA =(

[polemomaniac]

.... why are you wearing a map of the Southern US?

[everyonefan01]

awwws ravenclaw!

[HeyyMyNameIsErin]

He revealed he was a hufflepuff, :L:L hahahaaaa

[kri7254138]

Press 9, thats what she said :)

[LeKynera]

prees 4 & 3 and make one remix !

[phiti1000]

im sorry, it's hufflepuff :) you are so hufflepuff!!!

[teamstarkiduk1]

@greaterbookwrm ravenclaw and proud of it! :)

[cheeseofliberty]

Sooo damn right....

[MarioSherbert]

i pressed 9 and my dirty mind kicked in oh

[audreytalks]

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR SHEETS?

[lostsoul3095]

Your idea of a wand makes me think of a conductors baton...

[nicolacooke96]

repeatedly press 6 -_-

[GreaterBookWyrm]

You are my favorite person.

I thought I was the only admitted Ravenclaw (possible Slythern) out there and that everyone else had chosen either Slythern or Gryffindor to be cool.

Thank you.

[RandomContradictions]

I'M A PUFFLEHUFF!!!!!!!!!!

[sydneyemalee129]

so see, i dont need pottermore.  oh alex...

[icedstrawberrynimbus]

reapetedly pressing 8 :D

[krenforth]

I was in the beta testing for potter more and to be honest i still don't know what it is...

[Iuvsdalimelight]

@krenforth Same...

[calliker23]

fjdklfjdalk i. ravenclaw. too.

[JustAnotherX]

I find myself blowing several kisses at your DIGITAL face whenever you point out this sort of logistical stuff. X-D

[OddishOodEmrys]

Alex, you have scrawny arms. You are amazing but your arms are scrawny.

[RPforumreviewer]

you are awesome! I am still waiting to find out what Pottermore is.. gah!

[davidls11]

Your accent makes you even sexier.

[zoeeeeeeeeee16]

i still do not have any clue what it is about

[Gabrielecire]

what the hell is he saying? I don't understand anything of english =)

[VaporizerBrothers]

@Gabrielecire what? youre speaking english now

[Gabrielecire]

@VaporizerBrothers I don't understand it well =(((. byez

[hazelnut4991]

you're the one saying everyone else is mad, and then you go rambling on about control for a wand!>?!

[tycoonwelly1]

Does any1 ACTUALLY know wat pottermoor is?

Cus I'm confused...

[iza403]

@tycoonwelly1

I have an account. You see each chapter online like the scenes of each chapter. I'm ravenclaw :D

[fairypixie17]

We already know what houses were in from other sights I am a ravenclaw and pottermore still isnt open to everyone whats the point

[iza403]

@fairypixie17 SAME I'M RAVENCLAW

[purpleprincess911]

@iza403 As am I.

[shayyman]

Press 4 over and over again and it's like the mysterious ticking noise

[thlimb0b]

Real nerds compare wand sizes... Just saying XD

[giffardful]

I kind of agree with you. I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, yet I think "digital generation" is really awful and I didn't like Pottermore that much (there's absolutely nothing to do and it's totally childish and so not unique). Not that it actually matters, but I think you try so hard to be a "humorist". I love your accent and you could look handsome if you didn't look that crazy, why don't you change your looks? It won't hurt you. (sorry about my English, I'm Brazilian so take it easy)

[frozenknickers123]

Don't worry Alex, you're not the only one who knows it's bullshit.

[doodledgloomybear]

if anyone else would insult stuff about things I like, I would end up getting pissed. But if Alex does, I just end up laughing/giggling, etc.

[GothGirl701]

did you find out what house your in? Im Slytherin :)

[sanfranchick]

I'm RAVENCLAW!!!! =)

[gracespencerful]

im in hufflepuff but it put me in griffendoor

[harrywpotter]

it's even more bs now because it was supposed to be open to everyone not just beta members 3 months ago and now it isn't and they are sating nothing as to when it will be

[charleylikestosmile]

Yes! Its not just me! Everyone was talking about it, I thought I was just being really stupid because I didnt know what it was...

[Angechannette213]

i think that the concept is great, being able to participation in the making up of a new harry potter world where we are actually the ones who decide on the on-going of the story, but i have to admit that the execution of this is not so great

[SelEmma8]

He IS right, Rowling didn't explain what it is...

[iAMaPOTTERdork]

your hair is odd, it kind of reminds me of betty whites hair.

[GinnyWeasleyRox13]

omg i am in ravenclaw too and i am a huge harry potter fan and even i think pottermore is shit

[coltonPslaughter]

found my city (houston) on ur shirt!!

[Sandclaw123]

BADGER PRIDE FTW!!!

[Sam123fantasy]

Lolz

[1xSpiike]

seriously dude your sarcasm on the matter cracks me up every single time >.<

[thegrundys100]

Press cc and watch the translator get the words all wrong! :)

[flaba101]

If you keep pressing 8, he say rape :D

[faithnoelle5]

errr.. i find the wand part sexual?

[gladwearenotbald]

Anyone else pissed that Pottermore was supposed to be open in October and yet most of us STILL can't get on?!?!

[TheDisneyFever]

@gladwearenotbald totally. i h8 it, i was so like: yaaay, pottermore,and than. it won't open. WHY???

[EnyaNotFromKenya]

im in ravenclaw, clearly the house to be in if you want to be in it :)

[TheVaiooiav]

when i star watching your video i wanted to shit

[Rainbowdrops86]

I cant wait to experience it online in the media uniquely! FUCK OFF,,

[ShoopdaoctapusXcat]

I Typed in What the fu and got here?

[bareluvformybabes]

repeatedly press 3:D tehehehe

[yoko950Xo]

@bareluvformybabes repeatedly press 7 (akward )

[phiti1000]

@bareluvformybabes hahahahahahah brilliant glad you were a top comment , pure class :P

[AvaNikol]

I agree.

[madhertz3]

Ravenclaw all the way!!!!!!!!!!

Slytherin is my next pick

[Cazzanevo]

@madhertz3 I used to want to be in Hufflepuff (but now it's ravenclaw for the win.) I really have no idea why, the hat said 'Griffindors are couragous, Ravenclaws are clever, Slytherins are evil and Hufflepuffs are the other ones'

wth is that supposed to mean? What are Hufflepuffs then? Agerage intelligence, cowerds but fortunately not evil'

Why the heck did I want those personality traits?! Ah well, with age I have become wiser :)

[18PlusWatch]

What's with all the negative comments? Alex is completely right. JKR didn't exactly explain Pottermore. Frankly, I was disappointed.

[TheMrBotbot]

Lol i can't enter Pottermore because it says its in beta version -_-

[EvanescentAnemone]

I pretty loyal towards Ravenclaw as well, though I have some Slytherin in me somewhere xL

[HarryStJimmyAdams]

slytherin. snm

[saxybandgeek1]

Yay you're a ravenclaw too :)

[clubpenguin1239]

i think Pottermore is good. i hate the waiting! I got sorted into Ravenclaw which i didn't like at first. I cried. i wanted to get Gryffindor BUT RAVENCLAW IS WINNING ON HOUSE POINTS! :D i love my house now.

[bitcyknw]

stfu and get a haircut

[seg1014]

I was also a very loyal Ravenclaw

and then I went onto Pottermore

and it turns out I'm a Slytherin

go figure...

[PINGPRAWNS]

I'm really let down by Pottermore, I just don't like it at all.

[WhiteKnightGaming]

Online reading experience what does it mean? Means you can read more INFORMATION about the harry potter books which were not included in the books. E.g it may add things like some of the character backgrounds.

[PandasAreCoolHun]

I found the city I live in on your shirt!

[FairytaleDream13]

Hufflepuff :P

[laraproductionairee]

Alex. Your blind.

[WilliamJsime]

I guess what she means is that you can take a look into the lore of the Potter universe, like who is who, where they come from, all the shit that isn't explained in the book ect :P

However, i havent seen the trailer or been on the website so i wouldn't know xD

[ViewRenz]

I was actually thinking the exact same thing when I saw the Pottermore trailer :P...

[harrypotterfreaknerd]

"experience and explore harry's world" can't you read the books and do that?

[KuzzNshazziie]

watch from 3:04 and if you dont know what hes talking about ;) "If i did have one it would be 6 or 7 inches, not 10" loool xD

[MsToxicDemon]

I joined pottermore, it was so terrible xD

[JohnOlorenshaw]

Wot a dick head

[JohnOlorenshaw]

Wot a dick head

[metaldemonseanknels]

it's actually a thing where you control harry potter episodes, they're making a tv series out of it.

[SpannerScrew]

5 or 6 inches, eh?

[Elssagoodman]

pottermore? what the hell?



[synonymsforawesome]

I loved Ravenclaw, I wanted Ravenclaw, I was sick of the fucking people on Tumblr who were complaining about how they were Slytherins and all the while all I wanted was Ravenclaw. You know where I got sorted? Gryffindor. Haven't used Pottermore since.

[PessimisticAshley]

@synonymsforawesome can I have you're account. I'm cool with being Gryffindor even if I dont think I am a gryffindor.

[SwiftyDawsonFan]

You made me giggle.

[AwesomeCarrotGirl]

Someone got up on the wrong side of Pottermore

[MissTitch096]

I love this video it describes pottermore perfectly!!! Im a ravenclaw too xD pottermore is rubbish I got on in august and finished it in a day!!

[tubeyoube66]

stop trying to be quirky. you are another youtube fag

[yasmine21957]

I've always wanted to be in Ravenclaw or Slytherin too :)

[Lipstickchick126]

You kind of look like Cedric diggory...

[Salitance]

@Lipstickchick126 I don't see it...He looks nothing like a gay sparkling vampire.

[MsThman]

When i first heard about the site I thought it would be an online world like World of Warcraft or smth. I was SOO excited. But i am disappointed. I was expecting better from J.K.Rowling. She is a genius after all

.

[maryjobuiza14]

your wall is so cool!

[attckonutube]

let me explain pottermore is an online experience related to harry potter to end all the controversy there it is a harry potter related thing so there ya go

[98SarawithnoH]

Heehee he's a hufflepuff (:

[peaceandlove9083]

If you google pottermore you'll find the link to it that says "Pottermore: A unique online experience from J.K. Rowling."...I almost died laughing.

[dystubesite]

finally I know the meaning What the Fuck?!?

[mjray1]

Still don't know what it is.

[StarkidFan926]

Well if you're a Ravenclaw, then see you in the common room, Mr. Day! :P

[TransgressiveInkgirl]

Ravenclaw :)

[Welshjewel17]

Is that a map on your shirt?

[dance4life1122]

HUFFLEPUFFS FOR LIFE.

[HenryRobertz]

What the fuck is pottermore?

[Imabadspeller]

Nice wrist action, although I prefer the dominance that a longer wand offers. Hmm, I need to think about this...like I'm actually getting one.

[sparkydoodle96]

the only good part about it is that the sorting hat quiz is well designed( though i managed to crack it so not for eagles) and i got to know about my wand and figured that ravenclaws do have some things in common- i'm ok to learn that i'm not the only one(as in really, i just met my twin) and my wand is suprisingly swishy( it should've been unyielding but hey, pettigrew was sorted in gryffindor!) :D

[sophie13xoxo]

dear past Alex, i am from the future and i need to warn you, don't get your hopes up on being sorted into ravenclaw or slytherin as i think you will FIND this unlikely to happen.

best regards, Fan from the future.

[sparkydoodle96]

@sophie13xoxo haha. i get it :).......i am a loser, aren't i?

[sophie13xoxo]

@sparkydoodle96 no judging from your picture and the fact you understand it you're AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sparkydoodle96]

@sophie13xoxo what's with my picture? :)

[sophie13xoxo]

@sparkydoodle96 its freaking awesome if it means the same to you as it does to me HUNGER GAMES

[sparkydoodle96]

@sophie13xoxo oh, um, thanks!

guess we're going to be really good friends... :D

[mena3999]

Ok, so I signed up to Pottermore and I was "one of the lucky few" as J.K put it (actually there are thousands) that could sign up early and "get to take part in building Pottermore". So I go on and it's complete utter crap. Theres just some pictures and quotes and info and stuff and it's the shitiest thing. WHAT DO YOU DO APART FROM PRETEND YOUR SOME POTION MAKING WIZARD WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY JUST A TEENAGER ONLINE????????

[DontSayItMarie]

Dear Alex,

I just wanted to say that I have been right all along.

We do belong together... In Ravenclaw!

[Lauraa4023]

I got early access to Pottermore ages ago, collected the items...now I haven't been on it for like a month, there's nothing to do apart from make potions...OPEN THE NEXT BOOK ALREADY! :/

[TheMidnightSymphony]

lol i still don't know what it is really

[Nessylikesstuff]

I'm on it. ITS FUCKING ANNOYING. IM FUCKING STUCK.

[danitje44]

@Nessylikesstuff can i get your account? :P

[Kaj789100]

I REALLY WANT TO JOIN POTTERMORE BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW! WHAT THE HELL IS BETA !!!! AND HOW DO I JOIN I AM SO CONFUSED :( SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME :( xxx

[mouse72x]

@Kaj789100 you have to wait for them to open the site to everyone cos at the moment its only open to people who signed up in august when the site was open. I dont know when they're gonna open it though, it was supposed to be open in october to everyone but that never happened so i dunno... :/

[HarryPotterfan1213]

I Love Harry Potter so much, But HONESTLY i had noooo idea what Jk.Rowling was talking about in her video either. Like WHAT IS POTTERMORE???? i want an account now! im dieing

[TNMEBDlove]

WHAT THE FUCK IS BETA??

I AM NOT A PART OF BETA

ALL I WANT IS A HOUSE

HELP ME MAN

[OoopsIAteSomePeople]

"oh totally its a total experience......FUCK OFF" LOL

[BlameTheNargles394]

Alex you make my day. I've had Pottermore since September and I still don't know what it is! Or what the point is!

[libroobsessed]

SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPP!

[ChasinBoppola]

Where can I get that duvet and pillow cover set? SOMEBODY PLEASE ANSWER!!!

[danielkol]

Your wand talk is a lil disturbing, :P.

[321holly123]

bullshit phrases? Try being an art student...

[jellybet999]

Where did u get ur duvet set from???

[charcharose1903]

I got pottermore add me! Floomoon98

[HunterLeePatterson]

THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!

[alfiesurprise101]

You're sarcastically acting thrilled... does that mean you're a fan?

[jlove3264]

ive never even heard of pottermore

[GlassAintFull]

Its okay... I stayed up till 3 in the morning for like 3 days in the row to get a beta account on Pottermore... And I'm still not sure what the point is.

[TadewiiBird]

how do you sign up in pottermore? I don't understand a thing on the website. xD

[xxxAxFxxx]

@TadewiiBird - It's not open for the public yet...only the lucky early-users are....We have to wait about to the end of the month....

[TadewiiBird]

@xxxAxFxxx oooh, ok. thank you. :)

[caspercutey]

@TadewiiBird you have to wait for the beta testing to end

[SKSavedMyLife]

@TadewiiBird Its only available to the BETA TESTERS so far!

[TadewiiBird]

@SKSavedMyLife ooh. ok. thank you!! :))

[uniquelancelot]

My wand was 17 inches. I hate it,

[harj2009]

its jk rowling the stupid bitch wasting everyones time...3 months and the greedy cunt still get the website life...still in beta retarded mode

[xxxAxFxxx]

@harj2009 - She is not the one keeping it in beta mode. The techs behind it are because they want it to be perfect when it opens so you can start cursing them instead. Rowling is actually doing us a favor with the whole Pottermore...she is releasing tons of new stuff on it....

[Bubble734]

this video is so true!

also having been on pottermore, the only really good thing is the extra info from JKR. Making potions and stuff is like the computer games, and as a 16 year old girl i don't find that very exciting..

it is interesting to see harry's world as JKR intended it, but i know the books inside out so it's not really anything new...

[TonyBeLol]

I think Pottermore is the best thing that ever been in my life

[supergreendude]

I've already got a wand. It's inbetween my legs.

[ringthebellamy]

@supergreendude Loool.

[supergreendude]

@ringthebellamy :D

[alexia513]

I thought I'd be in ravenclaw too but instead i got placed in gryffindor, u never know,

pottermore also has new info about the characters and events undisclosed in the books, and they are awsome