How To Kick Ass 2: The Invincible Dragon

[radioslap]

promise me you'll never die

[zacksmovies]

@radioslap I promise I will never die!

[SuperJasontube]

Who is this pig?

[Prodecessor981]

fail meganess -.-

[ElectricBanjo2468]

this video is shit, you sound like a fag.

[zacksmovies]

You don't know the half of it! You should hear how gay I sound when cock(s) are in my mouth!

[ElectricBanjo2468]

FAIL

[nightbaron070]

lmao zack

[tengolibro]

wow....that's really gay

[RonyMexico]

kick ass?-this stool sample couldnt even wipe his own ass-this is one gay fag

[turusan02]

and the special effects.. especially the one with autograph on itXD

[turusan02]

ROFL:)

"legend, king of kings - but perhaps the most.. beeest is "

[...] "CHING CHONG CHING!" lol

[DjRodimusPrimeXyZ]

The video wont load, it loads slow.

[Griffonix]

gay!

[jesuswiisus]

SHURIUKEN!!!!

HADUKEN

[MagicalPirate1]

You seem kind of lonely

[mskerripa]

OH MY GOSH..... Way to cool.....

[Brandon2oo7]

jerk

[kloud51]

class dismissed! hahahaha

[ultrapurl]

What a nerd you are.

These are fucking great.

[samrijijkot]

that was awesome

[fibijoe2]

Amazing... REALLY amazing

[felipe199o]

hehe Zack... You're the best xDD and my favorite film is flipbook annihilation :) keep on :)

[streakfreak]

What's the release date bro?!

This is gonna kick ass this summer! Totally!

[zacksmovies]

Thanks! .. I'm still waiting on Chuck Norris and Mr. T to get back to me with the contracts. The ghost of Bruce Lee is the only one who signed the paperwork so far.

[Jujudapoet]

Zack I want in

Zack I love you

[MurrrNoel33]

Rex-kwan-doe anyone?

[clockworkchick]

LOL N E WAYS ZACK ur so awesome its like you know...scary

[nonigold]

Another one I missed! Bah!

This video made me want to leave you a "merry me" comment...

If only for channeling both Keano in Bill and Ted'd AND your Ahnold-ish Chuck Norris:)

[RateAFilms]

good one. subtle, yet hilarious

[indivent]

whoa you are such better actor than keanu. he should be your sidekick, lol! you are so cool.

[zacksmovies]

Better than Keanu?! He's one of the greatest actors ever! If I die before the film is finished, I want him to take on the role of.. um, me.

[kingmixer]

nice man, i look forward to patronizing the release

[T2Darlantan]

you should post this as a video response to "chosonninja" who's a real ninjitsu teacher on YouTube and he has a bunch of haters and he made a video yesterday asking them to make martial arts videos if they think they can do better, I'm sure he'd get a kick out of it

[T2Darlantan]

get it? kick? actually, the original How to Kick Ass would make more sense cause this has virtually no martial arts in it...

[zacksmovies]

I'm scared that he would challenge me to a duel! D-:

[misker]

omg look at those special efects!! AWSOME!!

[yuptown]

CAN I BE IN YOUR MOVIE???

[zacksmovies]

If this is the youtube account of Mr T., then yes!! I've been trying to reach you for a month!!

[howtofoldsoup]

I quiver in anticipation of this film's release. Bruce Lee's Ghost? (I think he killed your Chuck Norris like father!)

BTW: Kevin MacLeod rocks for cheap music!

[zacksmovies]

Way to not make any videos, non-video-maker. Oh snap, you got served! And yes Kevin Macloud rocks, although he rocks maybe too much because everyone uses his music so everybody's videos sound the same..

[tolomea]

Zack, your budget must be out of this world, larger then the GNP of some small countries. PLEASE tell me that you will be releasing an IMAX version.

[zacksmovies]

Don't worry, a 3-D Imax version is in the works!

[kyecole]

funny stuff! "so i know hoe to combat people, mortally!

[enersha1]

good stuff

[pulsedr1ver]

omg but zack, the critics said this movie is going to be the worse of 2008!

[zacksmovies]

D-:

[NotSoOldHippy]

When The Invincible Dragon movie comes out, can we all look forward to healthy amounts of rape?

[zacksmovies]

maybe.. but only HEALTHY amounts. Don't ever do it.

[Yeti22]

So I know how to combat people......

.... mortally.

rofl

[carbert01]

Joe Esposito, Survivor, and Kenny Loggins are gonna have to collaborate on a new song just for your movie and all of its awesomeness.

[zacksmovies]

Omigod that would be the greatest song ever... i don't know if I can pull that off

[AngryPirateProd]

Zack, can you make a pair of sunglasses so awesome that even you can't pierce through them with your eyes that burn with the fury of a bazillion suns?

[zacksmovies]

Well, the only reason that those glasses can do it is cause my Chuck Norris-like father had created them to withhold his own burning-fury-laser-eyes.

[Sara161616]

hahahaha Joanna Kerns. Classic.

[zainekh4n]

oscar worthy.

[kristalyn512]

pure genius!

special appearance by USA hat! YAY!! <3

[zacksmovies]

And it's still in DentonUSA-mode cause I didn't bother to take the name off.

[Copperbat]

I knew the glasses were going to play an important role in the transformation. I can't wait for the release!

[zacksmovies]

Just keep watching this video over and over again until the movie comes out. That will make the wait more bearable.

[Copperbat]

"interned doh joh" lmao

[chris3ff]

WOAH. I've got chills. Ninja Gaiden FTW

[kimberleigh]

THIS IS AMAZING.

[kimberleigh]

YAY!!

hahaha I've been waiting for more of these. weeee

[zacksmovies]

yay! I actually shot two at once. I just need to edit the other one.

[kimberleigh]

w00t! I want you to make 12 million more.  Get on that, thanks.

[cinemastah]

OMG!! THIS MOVIE WILL BE BETTER THAN THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!

...well, only if you trip and fall more. :D

[Wohosky]

Man, Joanna Kearns hasn't aged a day. I love your tags for this video too. Funny stuff man, funny stuff.

[GiullarediDio]

Hmm... I think I spy a slight anachronism here: Mortal Kombat (assuming you meant the game) was indeed released in arcades in 1992, but didn't appear on the home console format until 1993.

[zacksmovies]

lol I was wondering that when I made the video. I knew it was around 92/93, but I figured it wouldn't matter too much anyway.

[OlafTheMerciful]

A far cry from Thomas Ian Griffith's Oscar-nominated performance as Terry Silver in Karate Kid Part III, however this is much more entertaining than George Ardisson's epic performance in 1988's La Vandetta (AKA "Getting Even" in U.S. Video Release.) BTW, both of these movies rocked WITHOUT Michael Bay's involvement. At least, not to my knowledge.

[zacksmovies]

Oscar-nominated..? You mean he didn't WIN!?

[DJAngelusZero]

off the hook zack.. kick ass indeed.

[MasterMuffinMan]

I'll be camping outside the ticket booth.

[zacksmovies]

I suggest you start right now, just to be safe!

[misssarahb]

most definitely not crap, Zack. i applaud your non-crapness.

[zacksmovies]

yay!

[MurrrNoel33]

SECOND! and no cheats! ;)

[misssarahb]

FIRST! and zomg no cheats!