grenade candy

[09BigDev]

Lol funny shit.

[GoodrichTires]

army- hey you want candy?

kid- yay!!

army- i dont have candy i has hand grenade

kid- yay *takes hand grenade from army*

army- 0.0 wtf

kid- asshole this is for breaking into my house *pulls pin out of grenade then throw it in the car*

army- OH SHIIIIIIT

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

army- ouch

[RustyCanadien]

army- hey you want candy?

kid- yay !!

army- well get in the car liltte boy im horny!

kid- Horras America !

[Spystreak]

should have placed the grenade in the kid's hand and pulled the pin then make him run holding it MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[silentkillz96]

Do you want some candy? I don't have any candy, you want a hand grenade?

...

...

... *Grabs the grenade*

ALLAHU ACKBAR

[rappenthebom]

@silentkillz96

He said no no no no, can't you listen you fag

[gentleZen]

More fun would have been if the kid took the grenade out of his hand, pulled the pin out and threw it back into the car.

[alfinesam]

@gentleZen hahahaahhaahhaa

[shadowofears]

@gentleZen Great comment

[Boltlightning7991]

Best vid ever

[silverbullet211]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[Tommy0145]

i'd take it x)

[ChinoFavre]

Ahahahahahahaaha, so fun!... Ahahahahahahahaha... fucking idiot... learn some good jokes fucking coward...

[kilkun]

I like how everybody thinks that kid can pull the pin out. You know it doesn't fucking slide out right? If you tried to pull it out with your teeth, your teeth would rip right out.

[RomeoSezSO]

It would be funny if the kid sprinted away and the Marine pulled the pin by accident (some how with out knowing) then killed himself I would laugh so Hard!!!

[xXExtreme360Xx]

@RomeoSezSO ...What?

That isn't even funny at all. It would only be funny if the kid activated the grenade then ran. Besides, since when does pulling the pin on a grenade activate it?

[RomeoSezSO]

@xXExtreme360Xx It's Sarcasm I didn't really mean it I am just angry at the soldiers for doing something that mean to a little kid and by pulling the pin and letting go of the handle it would activate the grenade

[xXExtreme360Xx]

@RomeoSezSO True...true.

[RomeoSezSO]

@xXExtreme360Xx Sorry if you took it wrong...lol

[SarethZhukov314]

@RomeoSezSO I wouldn't find it mean, i'd have a load of fun with that grenade. I'd take a grenade over candy anyday.

[newcombstrohschein]

@RomeoSezSO It would be funny if I came to your house ("some how with out" you knowing) then killed you I would laugh so Hard!!!

[kingofthe40oz]

@RomeoSezSO

that was a soldier, not a marine

[HarryJenningsTV]

Do you want a hand grenade BOOM!

[200karsten]

337 shut up it's just 4 fun

[337camo]

I wish that kid would have pulled the pin. Stupid soldier trying to be all cocky and shit.

[ArtypNk]

Would be funny if the kid grabbed it and ran off.

[camrcam2]

lol i would love to do that. and for u assholes commenting obviously you aint going to give it to him just a little fun.

[ramazan66]

typical american behaviour. No brains, thinking they can do anything they want, kill anybody they want, this list can continue for ever.

[IxLiveX4XTacos]

@ramazan66 wow dude they where playing okay americans do have brains and yeah the list can go on

[ramazan66]

@IxLiveX4XTacos. Exactly... they were playing... at least with the kids life, and o many other lifes in in afghanistan, iraq etc etc..... o its just so funny to shoot innocent people.... do a search on google / wikileaks

[337camo]

@ramazan66 Typical foreigner behaviour, believing Americans think theyre Gods. Trust me Ramazan, not one American i know thinks they can kill anybody they want or do anything they want. It's a stereotype that some idiots made up, that people all believe because they spread rumors around like a disease. Would you believe grass in the US is blue just because you heard it, why would you believe any of the other false junk you've heard.

[ramazan66]

@337camo Just do a simple search on internet, perhaps even youtube to see what american soldiers in iraq and afghanistan have done and are still doing everyday. Please open your eyes.

[337camo]

@ramazan66 You got me backwards, i think this video is terrible. What i mean is dont let these soldiers set an example for all of us.

[ThePonotte]

lol

[thedudefromthehood]

bunch of assholes

I'd love to see conservatives talking about war stress again...

[andddreass]

lol

[ziva80]

I bet if the kid would have taken it, pulled the pin, and threw it back at the soldiers, they probably wouldn't do that again. If they survived, that is.

[AlwaysRememberMyCat]

r u guys kidding?! its fucking hilarious! u dont know what its like there and how it gets so boring, so all of you shut the fuck up.

[countryboyj67]

Haha it's funny but I also know it's wrong

...but we go through alot over there it's their way of relieving stress..trust me soldiers hav done worse than this I've heard and seen some pretty messed up things

-75th ranger regiment 3rd infantry division-

[Jezziix3]

That's just mean.

[pengyou7]

America you beautiful....

[SteGab1979]

Not fucking funny.

[goldmasterchief117]

man i have got to say that was not funny at all i mean i'm for us fighting the war but i mean that's just cruel

[gtaclevelandcity]

Hahaha!!! Just like my uncle Steve.

[xxTULANExx]

أوه القرف  - "Oh Shit!"

[orbitalsatellite]

@CarKrzyie i better speak to you in a language you can understand....

DER!

is that better for you? is your brain feeling less strained you poor thing. maybe you should go and have a lie down. theres only so much a brain like yours can take! LOL

[orbitalsatellite]

anyone who thinks this is funny is a sicko.

[CarKrzyie]

@orbitalsatellite no orbitalsatellite u is a sicko

[gonja09]

lol awesome

[DFFragenstein]

My daddy strapped one of these to his chest and ran off... where's daddy?

[TruthIsDisturbing]

And I’m proud to be an American,

where at least I know I’m free.

And I wont forget the men who killed, raped, tortured, brown people

who gave that right to me.

God bless the USA.

[AdioChings]

@TruthIsDisturbing what do you mean by being free?

[TruthIsDisturbing]

@AdioChings Sorry about that, I was just being a smart ass and bitching about the US in a sarcastic way that day.

[ReaktormanNr1]

"you want a hand grenade?"

"yeah sure!" *grab it+piss off* :D

[cherryredblaze95]

Haha that's legit

[MarksMenShipTV]

lol funny! Get the hell out of here xD

[xKlieverx]

The kid had a nice laugh there near the end

[LordvGum]

Enough with the hate comments...still surprised by this...lol

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

LOL yes please!

[rebelplayer68]

damn if someone offered me a grenade at that age i would have had a blast with it!!!

[amsa2468]

@rebelplayer68 litrerally XD

[MaxFlared]

@rebelplayer68 yeah but you dont live in that country. people die there everyday if you grew up around death and horror you would be scared of that hand grenade as well

[xXSqurrillyAdamsXx]

@rebelplayer68 bu dum tis

[amsa2468]

@rebelplayer68 he he he... LITERALLY XD

[catsrevil17]

good joke...

[MEGAlozer100]

american:hey do u want candy

kid: hyeh

american:i dont have candy u want hand grenade?

kid thinks: hell yea i wanna blow them up to millon pieces but they shoot at me after that so i just pretend im scared

[001Lambda]

quieres un caramelo? mejor toma esta granada y juega al beisbol con ella

[funnystuff3221]

hey kid that wasn't nice, that grenade had m &m's inside!!!!!

[obamasucksdick99]

dude if he offered me a grenade i'd take it!

[RussianAK47Sarge]

LOL!

[cokekiing]

What i would have done is take the grenade anyways, pull the pin and throw in in their vehicle.

[MolotovDaSkwerl]

@cokekiing

well you're one hellofa dick

[cokekiing]

@MolotovDaSkwerl Why thank you Patriot :) it's been done befor.

[MolotovDaSkwerl]

@cokekiing

well get out of the country if you're going to show that kind of disrespect

[cokekiing]

@MolotovDaSkwerl I'm not in your country, and i can show as much disrespect towards the U.S military as i want.

[MolotovDaSkwerl]

@cokekiing

well Canada and their shitty health care can suck my dick

[aceflyer89]

@MolotovDaSkwerl I would like to contradict you on that point but ... I won't bother today. I don't want to ruin it over Youtube.

[MagnumPI4]

@cokekiing fuck u bitch. why is everyone such a little bitch nowadays. i mean really you wouldnt throw the grenade back in u wouldnt have the balls. Even if u did ud get gunned down by about 8 to 9 .50 M2's. In conclusion i dont know who the fuck u are dont care to.

[cokekiing]

@MagnumPI4 Yes yes, rage :) because you obviously know me, you obviously know that in Russia i took military training, you are so smart, i'd rather destroy a Humvee and four faggot Americans in it than walk away from the opprotunity.

[MagnumPI4]

@cokekiing haha im sure u were in the russian military. ha and im queen elizabeth. probably just some dumbass kid

[cokekiing]

@MagnumPI4 Whatever you may want, but you don't know anything of me and cannot disprove it.

[truelovemyass]

i find myself coming back to this viedo for the sexy voice of our soldiers =]

[jpd782]

Candy and hand grenades really are similar. They are both bad for you. And will make your teeth fall out.

[ScooterBroZ]

EVERY BOY ABOUT 7 YEARS KNOWS GRENADES FROM MOVIES, TOYS AND SO ON. -.-

ITS JUST FREAKN FUNNY :D

[024ThatDankShit]

@ScooterBroZ yea but in iraq or where ever those kids live they dont have movies or toys

[ScooterBroZ]

@024ThatDankShit

bevore the civil war and the terrorism it was a very rich and big placeo n earth. xD

but even, fuck off its funny xD

[024ThatDankShit]

@ScooterBroZ haha ok then i guess it is kinda funny lol

[codemaster265]

He's probably like... "my older brother put one of those in his pocket and went to the village market...I never did see him again.."

[024ThatDankShit]

@codemaster265 hahahahahaha oh shit hahaha

[ChanceReed]

@codemaster265 heh thats horrible

[1matthew3354]

thay are smart!

[Volgunn]

hahaha good one really why so serious people

[TengoNoNombre]

let an iraqi soldier do that to your own kid and then tell me if you like it

[shotgunninja0]

God, I smell a debate in the works...

[rebeltrucker50]

Dbbed it and ran...OH MY GOD BOOOMMM

[DudemanClide]

i want a hand grenade :(

[platanorico86]

and u wonder why the world hates us! imperialist!!

[17thknight]

@platanorico86 Stop being such a jackass, it was a fucking prank, holy shit.

[SamuraiPie8111]

@platanorico86 god forbid a soldier has some fun...communist

[JadoreJesse]

thats disgusting..

[miciso666]

the kids face XD but then again its funny and at same time not funny they need to be more serious but also i agree soldiers need to blow a lil steam my uncle fought in iraq and he pranked one of his mates during training difusing a bomb or something XD

[nuketheneon]

@miciso666 you have a psn?

[miciso666]

@nuketheneon same name as on here

[17thknight]

@miciso666 Need to be more serious? Pal, humor and your friends are the only things that keep you sane in a warzone. This isn't a stupid hollywood movie. Levity is the only thing that keeps you sane.

[178thbattlegroup]

thats funny as hell XD ha ha ha

[naval8viator]

Obviously the kid wasn't scared, hes got a huge grin on his face.

Classic comedy--grenade candy.

[Jelloinc]

he could of simply jumped back from instinct, but trusted the soldier (smiling)

[SMERGHEED]

another reason why the Americans should not be fighting any wars.......

[samanthaamooree22]

rude and disrespect how would the amy feel if did something threating to their children and see how they feel about and i have to say I am starting to betray the us and I have a good reason and I hate the us military when i see them I wil disrespect them like they did to my people I will hit them if I feel threatin or not comforable and i am not afriad of them or dieing.

[thatflame]

@samanthaamooree22 well go do everybody a favor and go die then u crazy bitch

[synysterlud]

@samanthaamooree22 Only reason you say that is because you are behind a computer screen, otherwise, your dumb ass would be scared. How is it rude and disrespectful if he is laughing himself!?!?! If you hate the U.S., then GET THE FUCK OUT! Fucking I am tired of no more patriotism in this country! Too many rules letting fuckheads like you run among yourselves. You guys should be fucking prisoned. Damn why the fuck do we have gay ass Obama, doing nothing about this!?

[scotttlp]

What if the kid took it and ran off..

[chelobaby21]

lmaooooooooo

[FRESTODEATH]

omg fucking retard americans that boy were sweet and they didnt gave him a candy or 10 dollars omg amercans is retarded ppls all knows that

[daagentlatin09]

ar dar doo doo dinky dar gabbin dee gock.

[ByzzanLive]

@FRESTODEATH stfu faggot dicksucking homo

[SkullKing11841]

there having some fun and the kid wasnt hurt fuking hell there in a warzone they have to do something

[repyilecray8]

hahahaha im ameriCAN not cant check my vids save the earth dont kill kids and dont piss in the wind AND WAT EVER U DOO!!!! DONT EVER AND I MEEN EVER BEND OVER FOR THE SOAP IN JAIL1!!!! (never bin thar:fyi:)

[DINOxLOVEE]

Haha. :) 5 stars.

[Aroncampbell]

HAHAHAha

[VladiSSius]

That Candy with BANG flavour~

good jokes but little satire :D

[beyondsupreme]

I didn`t know candy is scary in Iraq

[crazyman1639]

lol i dont have candy want a hand gernade?

[binashraf]

a little kid like that shouldn't know to fear a grenade the way he did .. it's sad that he did!

[navyguardf18]

@binashraf It's not that hard to figure out what a grenade does. That kid was probably 10-12. By that time, I wanted to own a grenade.

[binashraf]

good for you ;)

[Shrapnelhead]

@binashraf im pretty sure millions, if not billions of kids know what a hand grenade is

[Kelzek93]

@binashraf Umm, actually its good the kid is scared of the grenade because you don't want these kids throwing grenades at each others faces. Someone might poke their eye out.

[y512516]

@binashraf

he's scared cos the Tali got them and blew up his family's hut

[iTzGiNz]

@binashraf What??? I knew that grenades where that dangerous when I was a kid. It's called cartoons they all ways show stuff blowing up.

[snoopyofdoomxx]

@iTzGiNz Yeah, I wonder if they have cartoons readily available like we do over here.

[iTzGiNz]

@snoopyofdoomxx Actually they do.

[snoopyofdoomxx]

@iTzGiNz I highly doubt that. They had/have so many problems over there, I don't think they're going to be wasting time and money on television. Even paper-printed comics, who would be able to distribute it to the kids over there? Do you have any sources or are you just pulling shit out of your ass?

[iTzGiNz]

@snoopyofdoomxx I don't care what you doubt. A lot people over there have internet and xbox. I look at the online map for xbox and it highlights up just as much as new york.

[snoopyofdoomxx]

@iTzGiNz You don't care what I doubt? So basically, you're saying yes, you ARE pulling shit out of your ass. You know most of the internet and xboxes or whatever the fuck you found are probably used by the troops that occupied the land, and not the kids, right?

Bah, just forget it, haha.

[iTzGiNz]

@snoopyofdoomxx Makes since speaking that we are not in northern Iraq. You know let me stop this is a classic case of movie brain wash. You need to stop thinking that just because something is in a movie it is like that in real life.

P.S. I talk to them all the time on xbox I pretty sure they are not American.

[MrTex1987]

@binashraf lol yeah the taliban have been toten ak's since they were that little...they know alot.

[id493337]

@binashraf

Um yes he should, if he wasnt then he probably be dead...

[tuwuls]

h<hahhaahahahaha haahahahah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahaaahhaah ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy goddddd !!!!! ahhaahaahahaahhaahaha

[juanzefe]

uahsauhsuauhsauhsahs

[marcoselfuego]

hahahahahaha

[uncahenryy]

hahahaha kinda funny that he knew wat it was :)

[Rusfighter309]

good joke))))) 5+

[loulou2lou]

Why blame the children?

[ThulaniAulis]

lol, he actually reached for it.

[manice08]

i would have laughed if i was the kid

the kid laughed so its all good ^^

[Ethan1993m]

yeah just for laughs im fully supporting the military actually highly considering joining but it really is sad that kids that young over there even know what a grenade is..

[poxflaza]

kids in the united states know how to aim and pull the trigger of a gun since age 1 what the hells the difference?

[Ethan1993m]

they arent having guns shot at them and automatic machine guns hidden in their houses by crazy muslims? thats the difference if you think kids in the US dont have it 1000000 times better than a kid in a warzone your an idiot

[poxflaza]

no my friend you are the dimwitted halfbrained idiot here okay.....children in very bad neighborhoods in our country get shot at too gangmember family members hide guns in their houses too and the kids see the violence all around them and turn on their tv and just see yet another war going on so they grow up thinking that the world is just a warzone and think the only way of life is to kill...do you see what im trieng to say here? while iraqui kids are suffering our kids are becoming killers

[Ethan1993m]

hm good point i stand corrected. i never thought about kids in bad neighborhoods im just a lil white boy from the suburbs. LOL

[regulas57989]

yea, in very bad neighborhoods.. that doesn't mean EVERY kid like your imposing.

[hubeda]

bad neighborhoods do not make up most of america you cunt. say 'american kids' have it as bad is like basically stereotyping america. kids in war zones have it much worse. i've never seen two people shoot it out, let alone a gang war. get your head out of your ass.

[poxflaza]

i can see you didnt read all of my comment..either that or your brain is too slow to process my writing correctly...as i said every neighborhood has its flaws but the culture of today is too stuck up on kids being ministers of death and destruction look at our videogames our tv shows our movies all that the kids see makes them think that if your a girl it isnt wrong too have sex and if your a boy you where born to kill and i know your not american..no true american will be gay enough to say cunt

[MrAmericafuckyeah]

im american, and your a cunt

[poxflaza]

Im an American as well bitch and no I may eat cunt but im not one you dipshit...a true American would capitalise it !

[MrAmericafuckyeah]

you got me on the capitalizing America thow. touche or however you spell it

[poxflaza]

taking more than 20 seconds typing out my reply to a idiot like you would just be a waste of the space time continueome and would probably cause a black whole in outer space

[MrAmericafuckyeah]

that was probably the worste comeback i have ever heard, goodjob you fucking lesbian

[poxflaza]

it wasnt the worst comeback you have ever heard....oh no....its just that your brain is too stupid to comprehend what i wrote and too slow to process what i wrote...oh am i talking too smart for you? you want me to "say it in english" LMAO oh i can fun with you for days lol

[MrAmericafuckyeah]

your a fucking nerd and most likely a virgin, go ahead and get the last word. im not going to reply

[andykins118118]

lol, you call someone and idiot and can't use the right hole.

[poxflaza]

id fuck your momma in her right hole i tell ya that much

[andykins118118]

i bet you would if your dick was long enough to make it past a vaj's outer lips. too bad though, some people are just tiny down there

[poxflaza]

your mommas tiny down there

[dds2500us]

pull the pin out next time

[Sleepingpillz]

LOOOL this is funny. Its mean. But it has some humor in it.

[sstanfield100]

atleast the boy laughed

[852manson]

this is not funny...

he just are kid u know...

[Rw7451]

Why is this not funny? It's harmless humor going on here, nothing more, nothing less. Even the Iraqi kid knows he's 100% safe with that American soldier, JUST LOOK AT HIM SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR.

Now gtfo.

[pissisgood22]

OMFG! THAT WAS EPIC!

[thamer2k]

shame on you :(

[hempstar777]

u have to be a real retard to do shit like that,u see the child get back in fear and he is olso smiling out of fear,as if he is talking with some retarded bully,and at the end how he tells the child to live,not verry compasionate,he is a child,a inocent child,GOD sais protect the children not traumatise them u stupid litle man.

[redbomb9]

yeah right after he asks him "You want hand grenade?" the boy says "No do you want one?" pulls off his shirt theres like a whole belt full.

[BlueRedemption]

if i was the kid, i what of pulled the pin and run.

[AndY3607]

Then I would throw the grenade at the running boy

[BlueRedemption]

HAHAHA!

[lomanad]

We know you would, you're an american.