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  • Lol, he killed the laptops on ebay!!

  • U.S. Army has over fifty military installations in southern Germany? That is news to me.

  • The Answer is the Constitution and Ron Paul as president to protect it.

  • @SunKing4Life

    you think the constitution is the answer to all our problems? so what document has America been using all along then?

  • @SunKing4Life

    what about the part where ordinary citizens should be allowed to carry guns. Is that going to help things?

  • Andy, the answer is: OIL

  • I think Bush and Cheney are scumbags but I would have at least a little respect for them if they quit their political charade and admitted Iraq was a huge mistake.

  • Ron Paul is America's only hope to restore the world's respect for you.

  • You're absolutely right, Andy. It's a dirty shame that our boys are dying in absurd wars that border on insanity. It all started with the Spanish-American War, which we all know was a hoax. Ever since then the world's politicians have been inventing excuses to start wars.

  • Very nice! What an honorable view.

  • Andy makes more sense than anybody I've heard yet on this subject!

  • HAHA i LOVE the introduction, fantastic. Andy does a good job at looking at things sensibly. I wish more americans still thought this way!

  • When we arrived in Iraq it attracted terrorists from other countries and from Iraq to make sure that the democratic Western-influenced government does not take hold in Iraq and spread its influence in the region. We had to defeat them to make sure that the Iraqi democracy could last and the country would not become another Afghanistan.  Whether you agree with our being there or not, that's the reason. Has Andy read a newspaper in the last 8 years?

  • becouse he owns the majority of stock in all the companys that is "REBUILDING IRAQ" the man became a billionair off our dead boys fighting for oil and looking foe wepons of mass destruction that werent even there in the first place. that man should be in prision for the crimes he has committed!

  • its like this there will always be war presidents cant come up with solutions to lifes shitty problems theyre just humans like u n me . they just know how to get votes oh and people wanted a war after the two towers so they got it.

  • @moonswaterfalls - Hillbilly logic, surely? "Hell, I'm bored and I'm the Prez, let's have a war".

    If the people wanted a war because of the" two towers" that just show how ignorant these people are. What the hell did Iraq have to do with the two towers? Please explain!

  • Theyre there trying to stabilize the govt.

  • Been there, won that.

  • I totally agree. I think we need to get our troops the hell out of Iraq and let them fight til there's no one left to fight. It's their fight. We shouldn't be making it our fight as well. We have our own problems here at home that desperately need working on. Someone should tell President Obama the same thing.

  • Holy shit, finally this asshole speaks some common sense. To bad he's an Obama lover. Still hate you you old bastard.

  • The most lucid he's ever been.

  • YOU ARE THE MAN ANDY!!!

  • he a dick

  • Andys kinda right. Invading Iraq was a mistake. But that dosnt make tucking an running the right thing. Cowards tuck an run. We destroyed iraqs goverment an put there people on a path of upheavel. We have a duty to try to restore order an bring some semblance of peace. When you make a mistake you try your hardest to fix it. You dont blame someone else for all your problems an run away. We took a big bite of a shit sandwich now its time to chew an swallow.

  • @incedius420

    Im not down with the war in Iraq... But lets face it... we didn't screw up their government... It was well screwed before we got there.. We just spiced it up a bit :) lol

  • Mr. Rooney, we are in Iraq in 2010 to change the dynamic of the middle east.Loosing Iran to a group of zealots that have nuclear potential is unacceptable.Hopefully afghanistan will align with us and Iraq, giving us an advantage. The soviets by treaty, have warned that they will protect Iran. This may get very ugly.

  • @idesofmarchUNIAEA It's been ugly for thousands and thousands of years. It isn't going to change now one damn bit!

  • So true.

  • @idesofmarchUNIAEA lol the soviets? dont exist

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  • Andys a cool guy.

  • He doesn't do politics a lot but when he does, he's sharp as a toothpick. He's a wonderful writer and observer. He's a very cool man I agree 100 times over.

  • Lol, you think the reason something like 9/11 hasn't happened since is because of American troops remaining in Iraq and Afghanistan?!? The reason terrorists exist is because Allied Forces won't leave the Middle East alone...

  • @BoomBapReconnaissanc

    I agree with you... we should just pull out and spend our money else where... like here at home. But... saying the reason terrorists exist is because allied forces wont leave is not very correct. That zone.. by zone I mean much of the middle east have been in religious war for a good few thousand years. They just decided to join their efforts to get what they want lol.

  • pickeringtonnorth, that is probabely the stupidest thing ive ever heard LOL! u pull out of iraq and 9/11 will happen again? How does that make sense?

  • @Nikrou

    Your pretty much right Nikrou

  • were there for oil plain and simple

  • I agree war is stinks but let's say if we didn't go there to keep the Terrorists busy, they will find our asses here at home. Ask yourself a question...Would you rather fight them here and constantly worried about when you're gonna get blown off during your train or bus ride to work each day or keep them in their caves?..

  • I love Andy;he's GREAT!

  • What was that about foreign wars and foreign entanglements. I'm Canadian, but damn, I wish more countries would operate the way the founding fathers pictured it. What a shame.

  • Why are we still in Germany and Japan ?

  • why are you in Portugal and Iceland  and other such countries

  • @micmore007a Join the military and find out.....

  • @micmore007a

    Global dominance.

  • good point...

    he would of never done that because then he woulndt of gotten all the oil blood money

  • he right the about what he said it makes a good point

  • you're a fuckin idiot

  • Wait, he's funny sometimes?

  • at least he's against the war, but he's not exactly a hippie either lol

    this is where ali g interviewed him for like 2 minutes he was short and serious there too.

  • LOL at Americans guaranteeing themselves another 9/11 scale attack.

  • The iraqi's won't remember the terrorists. They'll remember us. They'll rememmber how we invaded iraq on false premises. They'll remember all of hte people that died. They'll remember the bombing attacks, they'll remember it all. And all through this, they'll be blaming us. They'll say to themselves that we brought the terrorists to iraq. We brought them this misery. That's what they'll remember.

    Sometimes I wonder whether this recession is linked to iraq or not.

  • Just by staying in iraq we're fueling the future wars by spilling iraqi blood. They won't forget that. It doesn't matter whether we're right or wrong about what we did and what we're doing because the iraqi's will blame us. Children will grow up hating us. They don't know any better. You see it doesn't matter whether we're doing the right thing or not because they're going to grow up and want to kill us anyway.

  • yea because kids whose friends and parents were killed in 9-11 are so full of forgiveness also...

  • Will someone please take a lawnmower to his eyebrows? But seriuosly, now the death rate is over 4,275 (and counting)

  • lol @ his massive eyebrows

  • Saddam's suppresion kept everything under control. Now we are fucked up the butt for entering becuase they all can have "free will"

  • I also want to know why everyone blames America for the war? There are also 20 other countries there. And other countries are doing just as worse. I'm tired of all these stupid opinions people have formed by watching youtube to much. Its pretty much just a competition who can prove there the stupidest. And it shows on the comments too.

  • You're right, it's a competition. And you win hands down...

  • Oh yah whys that?

  • Hey Rooney shouldnt you worry about clipping those eyebrows which have not been trimmed in three decades not the War on Terrorism which you are very clearly clueless on?

  • haha! I bet you do then.. Or not.

  • Get out of Iraq, and focus on Battery, Solar and Wind technology.... How does that sound?

  • I agree with him but he's still an asshole.

  • he's not an asshole , he's just slowly going more and more senile , this is the most sense he has made in decades though, lmao

  • Andy, everywhere we invade, we stay. We are going down the same road as Rome. The money we are spending there is more than the mortgage meltdown. Bush will never admit he did anything wrong, because he is an arrogant idiot, much like Mussolini.

  • @8592534444 haiti

  • @8592534444 don't all roads lead to Rome?

  • andy you are a dbag

  • Long LIVE ANDY ~!!!!!

  • ...and obama hasn't brought the troops home yet. interesting. Time has shown this moron to be wrong. Wonder how he feels about the trillion dollar pork package?

  • If you take the troops out of Iraq, Iran will moves in u dumbass

  • So,let Iran have Iraq! WTF! Nothing now but a cesspool. Don't worry. No one,and I mean No one is gonna get the oil.

  • so we're gonna let innocent civilians die.

    i dont care if you dont care about yourself but I plan to join the military to help america and the world.

  • Still a free country! You wanna die or come home maim,go right ahead. Those innocent civilians will thank you,I am sure.

  • i dont need there thanks, not seeing them in a mass grave is good enough. everyday civilians in iraq thank soldiers and pray for there help. You should watch less of the news and find more of the real story

  • I suggest before you sign up ,you are the one that should learn the real story,hon. You aren't gonna help America by going over and killing a bunch of Arabs and hon,that is what you will have to do. Kill or be kill. That is why they call it WAR. If you think you are going on a humanitarian mission,do I have a newsflash for you!

  • First dont call me "hon" it sounds like your hitting on me. Im not gonna go over and kill arabs im gonna go where ever the world needs me and if its in iraq ill be a ranger so ill be killing terrorists that could harm countries in the middleeast and or our country. Soldiers also take over food, secure cities and highways. They also build water treatment plants, Hold elections to elect a democratic election to elect a fair president

  • . How do i know this? My dad was in a unit that did all that in AnNassariyah Iraq. It looks like you've been watching the news and believing the stories. If you think were going there just to shoot up iraq your crazy. When i join the Rangers or Corps ill be prepared to kill a hostile target if firing on me

  • Excuse the "hon". I assume you are just a babe that doesn't know any better than go get yourself maimed or killed. This country needs you here,on our borders,but if you want to follow a bunch of nit wits that are bringing "your" country down to a third world level,well,I am just going to say you are young and uniformed and ignorant of what is happening in "your" country.

  • "When i join the Rangers or Corps ill be prepared to kill a hostile target if firing on me"

    Well,get ready cause they will be blowing asses up left and right just as soon as O pulls out most of them and send to Afghanistan. Hope you don't get sent there!

  • Trust me im perfectly educated on every war i know the hell of war and ive been training since i was five. I dont think we should've gone into Iraq but since we've been there our priorities have changed. And the Us military will prepare me for "blowin asses up left and right"

  • Well,good luck to you.

  • yeah and we had to kill 100s of thousands of them to save them from Hussein, the soldiers dont know the real story..u guys just follow orders..if anything u r going to be told more propaganda then us at home....

  • Oh we've killed 100,000s of Iraqis? No, we haven't what did you pull that out of your ass? And soldiers dont need propaganda we're there we see what we do. If anything we saved millions. We have cleaned there water and saved them from getting randomely killed by Saddam. And we elected a president in fair democratic elections and your pulling that bullshit out your ass and saying we've made there country worse. When we pull out that country is gonna be 100x better than if America didnt help.

  • He's an old cranky liberal ass!! Notice how he has NO FACTS! Just an old fart bag! Then again, CBS isn't interested in reporting facts are they?

  • still a nut job

  • Andy has still got it right at age 90.

  • Andy Rooney for the president!

  • Haha 90-year old for president!

  • He's younger then John McCain.

  • he has the brains

  • You're a brainwashed dumbass.

  • You're joking Eaaking183, right?

  • You're right, we have done a lot in Iraq.

    A whole lot of bullshit, to be precise.

  • before the war i bet you even didnt know who was leader of iraq or even where iraq is.

    who have told you that iraqies whants you there? your fox news? or american media? next time you open your mouth for saying some thing colorfull as that, go to iraq fist (not as american troop)visit a village or city and ask regular ppl what thay think. (i think they would kill you at spot).

    and sure thing you have done alot in there.. how many buildings have you bombed /destroyed and kids have u killed?

  • hmmm...i thought obama was going to pull all the troops out? HMMM

  • holy shit!!! hes been in office for one freakin month!!!!! its gonna take along time to fix the mess he was left with from the most incompitent a hole that ever sat in the oval office.....

  • We don't have time,in case you haven't noticed! O is following the same course as Junior Bush! We are FUCKED!

  • OMG Thank you. You saved me from having to knock that asshole (Alfrunk) in the teeth.

    BTW, Alfrunk, if you paid ANY attention to the campaign, Obama said time and time again how in the spring of 2010 he plans on pulling them out.

    Jesus. Give the man more than one month, you fucking moron.

  • "Funny takes longer." Yep, when I think comedy, I think Andy Rooney. You're right, Andy, you've got me in stitches on everything you mention about how you don't know where your socks are in the morning and how you steal dinner rolls from restaurants to cut down on your expenses.

  • So he was for the war from the beginning: another American pseudo liberal.

  • oil is the reason wat a lame exuse

  • exactly, so next time you see the president giving a speech on soldiers that have died saying "your sons/daughters/friends have died in honor of freedom"....he might as well just say "Your son died to help keep that gas price below $3.50 this month."

  • Hes makes a good point, I like Andy Rooney.

    Get this soldiers who have PTDS are being sent back to deployment, welcome to the land of free.

    Xt

  • And yet, we're still fucking there.

  • Mr. Rooney is an old man who has no shame. He doesn't understand the world in the 21st century. He doesn't understand the threat coming from the Middle East. Like many of you, liberalism has rendered this man's argument insane. Many of you hate President Bush more than the terrorists -- and that's why this war is still going on.

  • The actions that Bush and his administration took after 9/11 were textbook acts of terrorism. They told Afghanistan to hand over Osama bin Laden or they would bomb the country until they did. They would not discuss any negotiation nor were they willing to show any evidence that bin Laden was responsible.

    So to make it simple, Bush attempted to use the threat of violence to get what he wanted.

  • Andy Rooney is freaking hilarious!!!!

    Bush is a stubborn ass!

  • Is that Frank Caliendo? lol

  • It's sarcasm dude...learning it would make u more intelligent.

  • Is this Andy Rooney?

  • Refreshing as it would be to Bush join in with the rest of the world in identifying himself as a fuck-up; it won't do anything to change this terrible situation we've allowed to arise.

    It's great to place blame, but the American public is just as guilty. I am American and I love and respect this great nation of mine. But convenient as it is to blame Bush, it really is I and my fellow citizens whom the heaviest amount of blame should be placed.

    Anyone that voted for Bush is stupider than he.

  • ya i agree, if anything, congress is to blame, THEY run the country, not the president, even though i cant stand the guy

  • Rooney is perfect on this one. And it's obviously been a while since he said it, and it's still perfect.

  • watch "andy roodney talks about the iphone" it is hilarious.WATCH IT NOW!!!

  • hilarious!

  • This country is 6 trillion in debt. It takes 1 trillion to pay for every child in the country to go to a 4 year college(assuming it is appx $10,000 per year, which I believe is a little below the cost of Harvard).

  • im brown, u racist son of a bitch.

  • lol

  • He's not trying to be funny. lol

  • lol he's so ryt

  • andy rooney is funny and dana carvey it is piss your pants funny

  • Bill Clinton made a whole speech admitting he was wrong for lying. Poor man lost his mind.

  • FUCK the republicans, Andy is right...i hate paying for this war out of my tax money just some fucker can accomplish his oil dream! We r all paying for this war, or do u think the gas prices went up cause xmas is coming up?

  • You pay taxes? But you sound like you don have a job at all! Stupid piece of shit hindu fag

  • FUCK YOU nascar watching, sibling marrying, calorie magnet fast food eating...fat ass bitch ass AMERICAN REPUBLICAN DIPSHIT!! Send ur family over to Iraq so they can roast u motherfuckers! oh and maybe u should learn some geography cus omar is not a hindu name u fuckface illiterate piece of shit!! LOLz

  • Omar is possible being both a hindu name and an arabic name.

  • Get your facts straight moron, There was 81 democrat representatives, and 29 democrat senators that voted for the war in Iraq.

    Also note that there was not enough republican votes in the senate for this to pass, therefore the democrats had total control over the situation.

    And don't play the "there were no weapons of mass destruction" card, that was only 2 out of the 10 main reasons in the resolution.

    You idiots wanted it too, well now you got it.

  • resolution? What fucking resolution? Stealing oil? oh you are talking about that...sure...democrats did vote for the oil resolution...sure u idiot...if you were a democrat in public service you would probably go for the majority vote too...out of fear to not loose your job. At least they say something against it in light of the truth you fuckers are still brainwashed and uphold you stupid radical idiologies!

  • The "Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution of 2002" Look it up before you spew all your bullshit. The bill has NOTHING to do with oil.

    No one should act or vote a certain way in fear, that is when mistakes are made.

    Are you saying it was the democrats that made the mistake cause they were scared ?

  • Dude, It doesen't make since anymore. They bash us and give us thumbs down for stating facts. I just say fuck em. Let em elect who they want. When they see the fuckupedness of America, they will wish they weren't so blinded.

  • please clarify the "oil resolution" the democrats supported

  • and that is how the bill received support from democrats. To me even democrats are becoming centrist now...fuck that shit...I am a social democrat!! I think even obama is too soft on his policies! If a social democrat was president America would be a much better place. We wouldnt bully around other countries nor steal their natural resources. FUCK THIS SHIT!!

  • Jackass. America barely gets any freaking oil from Iraq.

  • barely gets any oir from Iraq? Yeah and I report to santa claus....Idiot! Let me break it down for you brainwashed idiots...the only reason why we went into Iraq was to realize the oil dream of some huge corporations...ex..the oil industry. Now the bill wont say it you IDIOTS, you cant say Im going into iraq to kill 1.2 million ppl and steal their oil..thats not what the fuck u say!! You say its for their peace and justice and a buncha bullshit that way u get support for the bill...get it?

  • Have you ever actually looked at the numbers? America BARELY gets oil from Iraq. If you were watching reports and checking facts, the amount of oil America could get from Iraq is WAY larger than the amount they currently get. And hey, the oil America gets is payed for. Al-Malachi gets the money. Have you ever thought for yourself or have you only got your ideas out of the media's ass? 1.2 million people have not died in Iraq as a result of the Iraq war. Are you stupid or play it at parties?

  • you're right andy, they should have gone in there and completely destroy their army, then abondon them and leave them with their long term enemies, iran to destroy them. fuck andy you dropped the ball

  • We should get out since we're just in the way. Obviously it's been proven that we can't help them so if they want to kill themselves, then there's nothing we can do about it. It's their civil war so they should finish it out themselves. Sadam Hussain is a terrible man, but he at least kept the terrorists under control cause they were afraid of him.

  • all of these media f*cks have been shysters. rooney is just BS'ng us. He and the real shyster, Mike Wallace, love this iraq war as does their beloved true country of israel.

  • can you answer his questions? doubt it. your conspiracy theory is completely unfounded, and if you want to make those kinds of charges you had better be able to provide some modicum of evidence. can you?

  • Wait, I thought Andy was stupid...

  • This is the smartest thing Andy Rooney has ever said.

    So you know the war is pretty F'd up when Andy Rooney starts making sense.

    YIKES

  • Just look up Dana Carvey- Andy Rooney.

  • Andy speaks the truth, and you are afraid.

  • what makes him a crazy old man? the fact he speaks the truth cause everyone else is afraid to? and he's usually right to. GO ANDY! you crazy old fart you!

  • 3 words OIL OIL OIL . Oh and Money!

    Mo Oil

    Mo Money

    Mo Power

    2800... a lot more now. like Bush cares. Bush can't leave yet. Think what will happen to all them feilds of OIL. Who cares bout the death toll aye. Not bush!

  • andy is my dawg

  • he really needs to retire, such a loon

  • You're a pathetic, irrelevant old man.

  • What did Jimmy Carter do wrong comparable to Bush or Clinton?

  • It was during his tenure that the nation weathered an economic crisis. He didn't want to take responsibility for it.

  • I dont know ,, but Everyone knows usa went there for oil ,, Look at iraq now .. What have we become!

  • People forget that Andy was in the 101st in WWII. One of the ORIGINAL "Band of Brothers" and he even gets mentioned in the book. He remembers the Greatest Generation because he's one of them. He may seem to have old school ideas, but he's as in touch now as ever.

  • FOR FUCKING OIL

  • if is for oil then why does the price keep going up?

  • you have no clue of what's going on in the world have you?

  • i see u have went to sleep for a hundred years, Mr Dracula.