Threesome!

[AzuraSkyy]

You hoed the shit out of that troll... XDDD Love you Neal <3

[iopunderstealth]

@AzuraSkyy Most trolls lack linguistic skills....it makes it too easy...

[ahronzombi]

This is not a reply to TJ's Video. Your a jerk off with bad videos. Dont post your shit as replys to good popular videos unless its on topic. IDIOT

[iopunderstealth]

@ahronzombi I believe you mean to use the "you're" version of that word, I find it ironic, you call me an idiot and yet do not have the recognition of your own language to pick your words correctly...

[ahronzombi]

@iopunderstealth okay -your +you're , sorry. still dose not change anything.

[iopunderstealth]

@ahronzombi Screwed up again. Does* So, after you've proven how little intelligence you have, why should I take you seriously at all? I doubt you've even watched this video, let alone any of my others more than that I don't think you're intelligent enough to understand them. Even beyond that, there's about 2,000 people that would argue that my videos are entertaining enough to them. But I guess we should just all listen to the moron who doesn't know how to spell right? Right!

[ahronzombi]

@iopunderstealth aw fuckme

[iopunderstealth]

@ahronzombi No, thanks, stupidity isn't a turn on ;)

[blackblur589]

@iopunderstealth Win

[Michael00189]

@iopunderstealth you sir are simpyl avoiding the subject

[19lfm12]

The pic...Death is present for the imminent carnage...counts the potential victims.

What is not visible in this pic is that he is reaching for his cell phone to call in for assistance - as there will be more bodies then he can carry.

..but then all the good Death jokes were stolen by Family Guy:)

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Question is, what kind of cell phone plan does death have?

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth The 'Perpetual Care Plan'......

(cemetery humour)

:p

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I think we've just invented a new humor between us :)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Death would be the penultimate 'desire customer' for credit card companies:

1) no fear of him being unemployed

2) he will not die & leave an unpaid balance

3) they will make a vast fortune off him if he only pays the monthly minimum payment. It takes 'forever' to pay it off this way....and what does he care?

:)

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I wonder how much death earns per soul, I bet it has something to do with the position their body's are in but what if they don't have bodies? What if they are crushed and there's no body to be found, does he get paid more, or none? How can he prove they died and that death isn't just taking souls for money. And if he can't prove it, then why do people still die by being crushed?

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth 1) $14.95/soul

2) death = body soul separation. Thus it does not matter if the body is crushed

3) ...or burned.....eaten by vultures....

4) when the soul is extracted an integral GPS (as it were) is activated, thus each soul is counted....so Death can't cheat

5) Obviously you need to watch Family Guy more....or the movie 'Ghost'

Crushed?

*points to large invisible rock over Neal's head*

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Well, if its invisible, I guess I can't worry about it...right?

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth ...indeed.....nothing to concern yourself with...go back to sleep.....nothing to see here.....

*gets out my Eladium 238 patented Space Modulator*

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Thems a lotta big words you is usin dere!

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Yup...I has dun been to skool.

...and the 'space modulator' is a Marvin the Martian reference:p

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I need to catch up on my cartoons! like...a lot...I don't think I was ever a kid...

[Snotball59701]

tuesdays my ass :D

[iopunderstealth]

@Snotball59701 And Wednesdays...ya know what...fuck it... all days! Now and retroactively!

[Snotball59701]

@iopunderstealth haha, well y'know what they say... shit happens when you party naked..

[iopunderstealth]

@Snotball59701 Yeah, like starting your own youtube channel :)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Does this mean that:

a) you are required to party naked if you start a YT channel?

b) you are required to start a YT channel if you party naked?

c) all of the above

d) the value of Pi in Indiana is 3

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Trick question answer is c and d and e, but that's a hidden answer!

[WhiteOps13]

hey, you used the raptor picture in another episode, but I forget which

[iopunderstealth]

@WhiteOps13 Nope, just your imagination, must be the marketing manager poisoning your mind! ;)

[branch1001]

ok can you give me a time and date till next vid cant w8 !$"%£^£$*£%*(£%*&!£%&"!

[iopunderstealth]

@branch1001 Hopefully tomorrow, it really depends on my work schedule...

[Shadowfury]

Hahaha! Omg at the end... I remember when I was a kid and playing around in that game made made me realize those were safe places, basically who ever can jump and make it to all safe places without touching the floor wins... which was almost impossible to do that I nearly fractured myself doing it.. LOL. Good times! XD

[iopunderstealth]

@Shadowfury The game was known by parents as "hurt yourself!" or "ruin the new furniture"

[treegirl8]

its a simple game i like to call hide and seek....... death is the seeker XD

[iopunderstealth]

@treegirl8 It sounds more like work than play... hmm

[pigwigpa]

Okay, your wanting for my input on the photo of the week/month/whenever. Wants going on in the photo is an science experiment testing the ideas of the late Douglas Adams from his book "So long, and thanks for all the fish". The experiment is simple . Just put something outlandish in plain sight and watch how many people look right through it. (side note: two drunks walking away from a broken mess one says " I totally kicked deaths ass)

[iopunderstealth]

@pigwigpa I was the other drunk the one that was skeptical and said "that wasn't death" but I really wondered if it was...

[pigwigpa]

@iopunderstealth You see, the only problem in kicking death ass. Is that death is a little BITCH. That waits until your at the bar and blind sides you with a beer bottle to the head. Much like the movie "Final Destination" Some of those pay back were total shit

[iopunderstealth]

@pigwigpa I never watched it, my ex was a fan of them, so I cursed them to hell! :D

[branch1001]

whens next video comine I WANT IT NOW! :D

[iopunderstealth]

@branch1001 That's what she said! You'll have to wait less than 24 hours but its coming ;)

[N0CatchyName]

I see nor hear no reference to your low self esteem, I am disappointed!

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName I thought that even the fact that I made one of these would appeal to that fact :)

[N0CatchyName]

@iopunderstealth Well you thought wrong mother fucker hahaha

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName I never think wrong, I just execute incorrectly...

[N0CatchyName]

@iopunderstealth you know, I would come up with something witty and creative, but I'm not in the mood, so all I have to say is...fair enough...well unless you are at the fair, in which case, amusement park enough.

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName Aren't fairs and amusement parks kinda the same thing?

[N0CatchyName]

@iopunderstealth I told you I wasn't going to be witty and creative, deal with it! lol

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName How I ask you!? Howwwww?! Beer?

[N0CatchyName]

@iopunderstealth Beer...or cocaine...cyanide pills work sometimes too *shrugs*

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName cyanide pills are good for other things too...

[N0CatchyName]

@iopunderstealth Only on Tuesdays

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName Sundays too I find....

[frick1967]

not sure what is going on, but Death is flashing the peace sign so he must have just smoked a huge bong and is headed to 7-11 for corn dogs and Doritos.

[iopunderstealth]

@frick1967 I wonder how death would pay for such things...

[LeChevalierduLys]

-Death : I better get hazard pay for this ...

[iopunderstealth]

@LeChevalierduLys How would you put death in hazards way?

[firetheo]

I agree I'll sub you now ;)

[iopunderstealth]

@firetheo Sounds good, hope you keep enjoying the videos!

[iopunderstealth]

@VincentVonGoat That is definitely one alternative...

[iopunderstealth]

@VincentVonGoat I don't think that's beyond doubt ;)

[madax132]

A gothic amish man was one the way to reap his corn when he stumbled across a reenactment of a civil war from an African country

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Then maybe next time you should use the correct you're/your ! :D

[kevinKronnack]

*Death is disappoint about having to work overtime in Libya

=p thats what I think is going on in said pic

[iopunderstealth]

@kevinKronnack I wonder if death gets paid extra...what would you pay death?

[kevinKronnack]

@iopunderstealth

I think the obvious choice would be "death by chocolate" ice cream, then again it being death I like to think now and then the senior death officials; let him have like a pool party at their house, but then he hits on Senior Official death's daughter "Deathy-Lue"...and well we all know how "Deathy-Lue" is after the Death Christmas party back in 2008...anyway, long story short, after that Death is demoted to hamster soul collection.

[iopunderstealth]

@kevinKronnack And humans keep living and that family guy episode happens in real life...disaster!

[kevinKronnack]

@iopunderstealth Well, what I figured was there's more then one reaper, I'm sure that "Chad, The Mail Room Temp" would take over for this Death's (the one in the picture) position, due to the Deathy-Lue incident/demotion. While this Death wallows, waiting for the 15th hamster named "Shadow" to die...cruel irony.

[iopunderstealth]

@kevinKronnack Sounds soul crushing...like post secondary education...

[BitterCanuck]

Death is looking at the scene, thinking "mmmm fresh souls"

[iopunderstealth]

@BitterCanuck I wonder what he does with them....hmmm....

[CactusQ17]

Looks like the olympics to me.

[iopunderstealth]

@CactusQ17 Oh it is! But I wonder which country its in...

[Cheesusburger]

Death: Fuck that dying kid in south africa that is dying in a shitload of pain, this is gonna be a feast

[iopunderstealth]

@Cheesusburger I bet this is actually how death thinks, would explain Japan...

[PlatypuSPawn]

Death showed up late due to a hangover.

[iopunderstealth]

@PlatypuSPawn Death drinks?

[waffle1997]

DEATHS ABOUT TO TEACH THE COPS A LEASON ON NOT BEATING PEOPLE ASSES NO MATTERHOW FUN IT IS

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 And then he's gonna beat peoples asses?

[waffle1997]

new themesong mmmmmm i hope this vid was worth the wait

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Was it?

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth YES!!!!!

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Excellent, new one coming soon!

[lukarthus]

its lunchtime for death ... and there are people fighting about cat racism in the background but who gives a shit about that

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus I like this comment a lot! :)

[tsunayoshisawada]

Death is protesting peace talks in the middle east

[iopunderstealth]

@tsunayoshisawada He'd be out of a job if they succeeded...

[nickpisz]

too many people living not enough people dying anymore 

[iopunderstealth]

@nickpisz Sounds like the opposite of the world we live in...

[WhiteOps13]

Death is pissed off because modern medicine is fucking with his daily quota of soul intake, duh

[iopunderstealth]

@WhiteOps13 LOL, I thought the current war in Iraq and disasters in Japan would keep him satisfied for a while...

[WhiteOps13]

@iopunderstealth do you know how many people used to die on a daily basis, a lot, and he is just pissed because those days are gone until we fuck up and nuke everyone, either killing us instantly or reverting us back into simple minded cave people

[iopunderstealth]

@WhiteOps13 We aren't simple minded cave people now? Could have fooled me ;)

[peoplearemessedup]

the police are all trying to stop death's rampage after he got a parking ticket.

[iopunderstealth]

@peoplearemessedup Dude, I know exactly how Death feels, I hate parking tickets....ARRRGGGHHHH!

[firetheo]

Who gives a shit about the picture, WHY DID YOU CHANGE THE THEME SONG!

[iopunderstealth]

@firetheo You no like?

[maarten562]

They're all trying to stop burning line of gunpowder from reaching the water reservoir, from a distance. Death's just waiting for shit to go wrong, which is imminent.

[iopunderstealth]

@maarten562 LOL, I would like to see the end result of this event!

[maarten562]

@iopunderstealth Welcome to the Bloody Explosive Protester Event! Sponsored by G. Reaper.

[iopunderstealth]

@maarten562 The G clearly means Gordon! :)

[maarten562]

@iopunderstealth Welcome to the Bloody Explosive Protester Event! Sponsored by G. Reaper.

[cheerfeverextra]

[rubs eyes] Wow, can't believe I am seeing a video out! Also, that Reaper is now looking for something else, seeing you finally made a video and can't come for The Show's soul. Wait, does The Show even have a soul? Hmm, on second thought, I think the Reaper was trying to figure that one out too. That's my long winded saying of, "holy shit, The Show has a video out!"

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra The show does have a soul, its what prevents me from posting often times. I will frequently have a video out on time and then all of a sudden BAM! The show doesn't want me to post it, because it has a soul...a hate bearing soul...

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth This appears to have the marketing manager written all over it. Hmm.

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra Oh it does for sure, its because he didn't get enough candy as a kitten...

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Candy? What, not going to blame violent video games... or television? You know... the go to blame.

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra No, I'm above average...if only slightly and I find the average blame game to be lame, blaming not having enough candy is much more fun!

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Well, in that case, don't forget to blame soda too! It's just candy in a liquid form.

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra Fine, not enough soda either!

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Well, now that your on it, you might as toss in, fast food too. It's bad for you, just as much as candy. Have a feeling marketing manager's mom restricted that too.

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra Nah, she loved the fast food! :)

[xFlyswatterx]

NEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[iopunderstealth]

@xFlyswatterx Yes?????????????/

[xFlyswatterx]

@iopunderstealth You've saved my penis. Thank you :)

[iopunderstealth]

@xFlyswatterx I do what I can! :)

[Paralititan]

This guy is taking hooliganism to the next level.... or taking hooligans themselves to the next level.... or just going for a beer but happening to be in a strange costume looking a lot like grim reaper (I think the last one is most likely)

[iopunderstealth]

@Paralititan I think the grim reaper enjoys beer, its also the best beverage to go soul hunting with!

[oosulley]

QOTD: There's a riot at a Blue Oyster Cult gig,and that Gri reaper guy just happened to love "Don't Fear The Reaper".....and dress up in costume

[iopunderstealth]

@oosulley That's what you call an ultimate fan...I wonder what ultimate fans of the show would dress up as?...hmmm...

[digiviceboy]

QOTD: That isn't Death. It's just someone cosplaying as death. He's annoyed too many people by whacking them with his scythe, and now he's begging to get behind the police lines for protection from the lynch mob that's after him.

[iopunderstealth]

@digiviceboy Interesting, I wonder if he managed to cause any real deaths...or if death is pissed at him for imitation...

[WhiteOps13]

the riot police are preventing Mr. reaper from killing the people at the motivational seminar, the people at the seminar see him out the window and think it's a sign from god telling them to end it all

[iopunderstealth]

@WhiteOps13 Well, it is pretty close to 2012...

[fintan1471]

Yes! Neal! Your videos make my day seriously! Nice video as always!

[iopunderstealth]

@fintan1471 Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! :)

[firetheo]

The grim reaper decided to kill the rest of the living zombies because they were creating a bad smell.

[iopunderstealth]

@firetheo So, basically, he decided to kill humans :)

[firetheo]

@iopunderstealth yeh :)

[iopunderstealth]

@firetheo Glad we understand eachother ;) you, sir, are officially awesome!

[Azoicum]

me standing on right (time for a smoke, a joke and a Coke)

[iopunderstealth]

@Azoicum LOL, I think we should all try this!

[dreamseller1135]

Well Neal, obviously death is about to take its cruel cold hands and claim another victim, so sad :(

Also to the people of WalMart; Are you in a scooter because you're fat, or are you fat because you're in a scooter?

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 I like to think it works both ways :) its a multi service, like when people watch the show, they don't necessarily watch the show to become dumber but they don't necessarily watch the show because they're dumb...its both ;)

[dreamseller1135]

@iopunderstealth Oh I get! I'm such a silly boy.

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 Only because you watch the show...or do you watch the show because you're silly...hmmm

[dreamseller1135]

@iopunderstealth Both! Take that!

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 My mind...is blown! If I don't make anymore videos, it's because of this interaction! ;)

[dreamseller1135]

@iopunderstealth No man can handle the shear awesomeness my comments possess!

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 Do you get them out of some legendary book?

[dreamseller1135]

@iopunderstealth Well if you consider The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle legendary.....

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 Most people with my IQ do! :)

[dreamseller1135]

@iopunderstealth Then you'll be sure to LOVE, Brown Bear Brown Bear What Do You See?

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 Oh my god, you have just defined my political ideology right there! How do you do it!?

[dreamseller1135]

@iopunderstealth I wish I knew, sometimes I amaze myself!

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 I always fail to amaze myself, I am a harsh critic...of myself...

[dreamseller1135]

@iopunderstealth Me too, I lied in the previous comment. I was hoping to amaze you by saying I amaze myself, I apologize for the douchey comment.

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 The cleverness of your reply deserves respect, well done!

[dreamseller1135]

@iopunderstealth Thanks for talking me off the ledge Neal!

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 Hey, what can I say, its what I do :)

[dreamseller1135]

@iopunderstealth Well sir, aren't you just a charming lad!

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 What can I say, the internet does that...or it makes you a complete and total troll...

[blackblur589]

Death feels bad because there was a huge, drunken party that ran out into the streets, and he wasn't invited

[iopunderstealth]

@blackblur589 Looks like someone is getting their ass handed to them!

[Keyoko15]

I played that game too but I only had one couch ><

[iopunderstealth]

@Keyoko15 Its much less entertaining that way...

[skully98]

Also, YEYI was finally featured in the show! :D

[iopunderstealth]

@skully98 LOL, it didn't take that long...did it?

[skully98]

QOTV: It looks like a night a my parents house...

[iopunderstealth]

@skully98 Ahahaha, wait...what? wow! ;)

[Arrluk]

Question of the video:

*depressed sigh* mother in law coming to visit. This is a picture of her....enjoying the park.

[iopunderstealth]

@Arrluk Ahahaha, this is very well done!

[Wolfogre]

Growing up is the greatest rip-off ever.

When I was little I thought I was going to eat candy all day, do all the stuff my parents would allow me and stay up all night watching all the cool late night shows on TV when I grew up.

All I got was bills, shitty work hours and reality shows. :(

Also, I discovered that if you eat too much candy you get sick.



[iopunderstealth]

@Wolfogre Yeah, whats with that? If it makes you sick, why does it taste so good?

[Wolfogre]

@iopunderstealth Totally. It's like...umm...living. How come it's always deadly in the end?

[iopunderstealth]

@Wolfogre It's because of the awesome sex...I think...

[Wolfogre]

@iopunderstealth I don't know. At my age candy seems more interesting than sex again. :D

[iopunderstealth]

@Wolfogre I hope I never hit that age...then again maybe I do...it might make life easier...

[madax132]

A gothic amish man was one the way to reap his corn when he stumbled across a reenactment of a civil war from an African country