Rowan Atkinson LIVE: 02 - Fatal Beatings

[AHMEDTTU]

LOL

[sumalponggoldash]

Mmm... deadish! ... Mr.Perkins, I find this morbid fascination with your son's death quite disturbing. What I'm talking about is his attitude! And quite frankly, I can see where he gets it from. hahahaha

[BruceBurnett]

3:31 Seems just like Sheldon Cooper! They're both good but Rowan is miles better!

[sebasespinoza]

this is classical...

[1c3Bolt]

Classic

[2013aghaa]

Lol!!

[Rockification09]

hahah feelin' retarded, im laughing alone with this at my room xD

[CARSANDSTUFF1]

Amazeballs

[BestofYTChannel]

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[BlackCousins4life]

and beginning to smell... xD

[slaidification]

They're drinking tea. Aha, these men are English.

[tnobe3]

Best punch line ever

[periaadoc]

I wonder if Michael Pearl got inspired by this when he wrote his book .

[kokoutd]

"I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit!" :)

[MrJoker129]

What can i say.... LEGEND!

[AldossariEOS]

Genius........

[aryafsharm]

I hate top comments that give away the punchline

[finnysayit]

@aryafsharm thats why comments should never be read before watching the vid... true story

[aryafsharm]

@finnysayit true but here in the middle east, the internet is so slow, you gotta find some reading material till the video loads lol :)

[finnysayit]

@aryafsharm aw damn... i feel you bro! slow internet sucks. : )

[BatALash]

I had this on VHS. Now I must buy it on DVD. So classic and brilliant!

[BermudaPenguin07]

I find this MORBID facination of yours with your son's death QUITE disturbing.

XP

[badakkurus96]

Troll

[TheYannickOne]

LOL!!!

[Sentwistle1995]

He seems to take no interest in school life wwwhatsoever :D

[AcrylicMC]

OMFG! Im watchin this on GOLD right now and it is so fucking funny

[waterwind2266]

I am definitely doing this scene for my next drama competition!

[sean68704]

''If he weren't dead,I'd have him expelled!''

''I beg your pardon!?''

Yes!Expelled!''

[TheBreBre1995]

"Yes, expelled!"

[bustract]

no matter how many times you watch this, it never gets old

[ISN1P3DI]

Dead?!?

well, Dead-ish

[epichades]

Mr Perkins: You mean he's dead?

Headmaster: Yes... He's lying up there in sick bay now, stiff as a board and bright green, and this is, I fear, typical of his current attitude. You see, the boy has no sense of moderation: one moment he's flying around like a paper kite, and the next moment he's completely immovable.

... And beginning to smell.

[BloodofBathory1560]

"Quite frankly Mr. Perkins, if he wasn't dead I'd have him expelled..."

So nonchalant lmao!

[fice1010]

"I administered a beating in which 64 people died."

[Sentwistle1995]

He seems to take no interest in school life whatsoever

[lola112705]

i love love him!

[Risayogi]

"I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little sh*t". ROTFLMAO

[ZeppelinNL]

I prefer Rowan Atkinson doing this kind of stuff over his Mr. Bean persona.

[TheMasterguardian]

what....the....fuck....?

[TheMasterguardian]

@TheMasterguardian i dont know why, i just i feel bad for laughing but really just seems alittle too far dont u think

[rckandorroll]

@TheMasterguardian nope!

[TheMasterguardian]

@TheMasterguardian btw i attached my 2nd comment to my first comment on perpose to make sure they stay together wen ppl read em so dont flame me with why are u talking to urself comments

[longshotluigi]

The whole "Rowan Atkinson LIVE" tape is awesome, every sketch is hilarious.

[ayrosekissu]

here...MROSE

Plz sir if possible so UPLOAD with English Subtitle

I hope this make too funny

too thanks

[TheRealAbdullahSSS]

the 64 dislikes should get a beating to the death

[MrNicksfilmworks]

yes ex-spelled.

I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to berry that little shit

[addicted2crackheads]

you mad bro?

[SiloNova25]

"Are you Mad?!"

"I'm Furious!"

LMAO.

[Downhollowfication]

i would not cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit lol made me laugh so hard

[justinjsmall]

zazoo still cant believe he was his voice actor

[XShaolinPandaX]

64 people received fatal beatings

[organikness]

@XShaolinPandaX bravo....very original

[lemmenaide]

i wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit!

[bonkling]

i lov how nonchalant he is about administering his fatal beatings lmao

[Dredger1401]

Well, that was perfectly obvious to me from the first day he arrived here. I wondered then, as I wonder now, if he might not have turned out a very different boy indeed if you had administrated a few fatal beatings earlier.

[lillbrorsan]

He clearly need bigger glasses.

[TheHoudhini]

LOL truly a work of art from the master himself!!!

[cBedny]

fokin' british! :)

[denis5555]

Rowan Atkinson is a genius!

[UKPatriot2]

lmao the ending was so damn hilarious!!!!!!!

[scary00001]

hmm atkinson's not expert at scottish accents is he, non the less hilarious lol

[EyeHawk777]

30 second advert? seriously?

[jerrzzMF]

it's rather odd to say 'i've been joking', it literally tells that the whole time he was joking. but then again overall i laughed so hard XD he is sir,a great person and actor.

[167991]

i love how he rolls the r's.

[won2much1]

This is quite funny actually!

[ThisIsKiki1]

MMm... deadish...?

[CaptainFelixTan1]

a twist ending but twisted again at the last second.....!! XD

[DB3457]

it takes 4 minutes and my stomach hurts from all the laughter, what a epic final line!

[0ilovekitties0]

64 people must have gotten fatal beatings and didn't die.

[xXChidoriXDudeXx]

Lmao, the first punchline followed by a better punchline!

"Quite frankly, if he wasn't dead, he'd be expelllled"

"What!?"

"Yes, expelled!"

[dalton1583]

Lol. He is great

[EyeHawk777]

I love the introduction song, does anyone know what it is?

[metin2awsome]

"so they were just takeing the books

[ItsBritneyBiatches]

Yes expelled! :P

[fireking081]

The pricipals mum must of been a pom and his dad must of been a scottsman

[speedragonz]

what the heck kind of intro is that? 'School porn school porn schooooool'

[hazelamym]

i'm furious!!

[Steudl4]

i wouldn't have canceled school to bury that little shit...

[ErnieBlackle]

"I beg your pardan!"

"Yes!...... Expelled!!"

hahahah!! Rowan Atkinson is so funny and clever!

[1234ichiray]

if he wernt dead i would have him expelled :D

[meow2060119]

academic sense of humor....

[SupComManiac]

Quite Frankly Mr. Perkins if he wasn't dead i would have him expelled. What?! Yes Expelled!

[SupComManiac]

I probably shouldn't have been drinking milk during this.....you can imagine the results lol.

[sumofluffy]

weird, first time i heard rowan swear...

[krypt5]

63 people received fatal beatings.

[bliss3317]

lol...i wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit

[themanipulator1]

i just love the way he talks... :-D

[FriendoftheDork]

Although these kind of comments annoy me in general, I have to make this:

63 people are in need of a Fatal Beating or two ;) If they had one earlier they would indeed not dislike this video :)

[racestracksgoil]

Yes, Expelled. LOVE IT!

[KarateDo81]

cool

[Emrald70]

the 63 who disliked this

if they weren't dead i'd have their accounts spammed

[themanipulator1]

i love how he didnt just beat him, he administered a beating

[MrA19A92]

I find this morbid fascination of all yours with quoting from the sketch quite disturbing

[barrywharton1]

Jon93715.......you plonker!!

[Jon93715]

2:54

Did he just end a sentence with a preposition???

Time for another Fatal Beating if you ask me.

[Emrald70]

to all teachers:

and thats wat hapens wen u try to do things on ur own

[neemetode]

I wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit lmao!!! :)

[pauly1991]

Are you mad?!? I'm furious!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[LynnStrifeTsubame]

This is amazing X'D No matter how many times I watch it, I can't stop laughing!

[mannhd]

"Mr Perkins, I find this morbid fascination of yours with your son's death quite disturbing. What I'm talking about is his attitude...and quite frankly I can see where he gets it from."

"i wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit". LOL

[mannhd]

"He's lying up there in sick bay now...stiff as a board and bright green. And this is typical of his current attitude. You see the boy has no sense of moderation. One moment he's flying around like a paper kite and the next moment he's completely unmovable...and beginning to smell."

[TheClairCat]

press 2 to hear rowan atkinsons response to global warming. i think it has been wrapped up very nicely

[bliss3317]

i wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit lol

[vicachocolate]

Yes! Expelled! xD

[majorchef23]

thanks for editing the picture quality' looks great

[mungil712]

I wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit. xDDD

Rowan atkinson is so fatally awesome xD

[enochsneed]

As a professional librarian I wholeheartedly approve of the headmaster's action.

[Vaxsysl89]

@enochsneed

I find this book-fetish fanscination of yours quite disturbing!

[enochsneed]

@Vaxsysl89 It gets worse - sniffing a 50 year-old book binding is better than cocaine in my view. True story: last week a library user came to tell me they had left 20 of my books in a pile on their office floor. They had been taken away by the cleaners as waste and incinerated. I would willingly see this person hanging from a lamp-post. Some of the things I find used as bookmarks defy belief: a piece of fried egg, even a condom (unused, thank God) . And people think all we do is say: "Shhh!"

[Vaxsysl89]

@enochsneed: Actually, its not worse, its quite the opposite. I prefer the "aroma" as well, as does my GF, who actually made me type that upper comment. I have one word for all rest you wrote: Disgusting. And one sentience: People at your place lack serious logic, intellect and basic cultural education. Kid still in kinder-garden is nicer. And how can a piece of fried egg serve as a long term bookmark, I know I don't wanna know. Ugh. What belief, incinerate THEM and their house and cows!(nvm t1)

[Alec949]

Saw that about a fortnight ago, cracked me up, Sure wish I could think of stuff like that. : )

[shaftdrive]

'edited' ... by deoxywhatever.... what editing, pray? have you any idea what real editing is about? ever been to an edit suite, junior?

[kogajebe100]

''I've been joking mr. Perkings. That was my strange academic sense of humor.I've been pulling your leg. father-''Oh my god :_D'' rowan- ''I wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit'' x__D hilarious hahaha i wish i could've seen his reaction after he said it xD

[SacrosanctSofa]

I wouldn't cancel Wednesday afternoon school to bury that little shit.

Thumbs up if you assume he's talking about Draco Malfoy from AVPM

[Seldanas]

*Maniac laughter* yeehehess expelled!

[ACOUNA]

Mr. Perkins, i find this morbid fascination of yours, with you son's death, quite disturbing!

[schwarzfalk]

"yes, expelled" ROFL

[NapalmWeed]

61 people need fatal beatings.

[TheCaveman103]

it kind of leaves you wondering if the kid is dead or not! hahahahahaha

[conse3000]

@TheCaveman103 No, it doesn't. The joke he makes, is about cancelling afternoon school, not the death of the kid.

[BrendanMulcahy]

It's Angus Deayton.

[nessnes64]

in other words he beat the shit out of him

[Mider999]

I wonder how Atkinson keeps from cracking up

[conjometdeprei]

I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit ^^

[superspecialawsome13]

@vancoy Who, Rowan or the other guy? Cause I don't think that the other guy is Hugo Weaving, who's V.

[Greg0516]

I find your morbid fascination of yours with your son's death quite tisturbing

[getfunky79]

' I wouldn't cancel the afternoon school for burying that little shit!!!''' PRICELESS!!!! XPXPXPXP

[anyuwant1]

I LUV his voice at 2:27 to 2:30 so fucking hilarious

[blitzwingfan]

Wait, so what part was he joking? Was he joking that his son was dead or was he joking that he had to attend the funeral?

[TheKingOfCarmel]

@blitzwingfan listen to the last thing he said. Not that difficult. 

[Mider999]

@blitzwingfan He was joking that he was having a funeral at all, the kid was DEAD

[passfanatic]

3:10 to 3:21 Is just amazing :D

[bareakon]

I had a few fatal beatings in school, and it never did me any harm...

[schwarzfalk]

@bareakon "I had a few fatal beatings in school, and it never did me any harm..."

exactly ! me either !!

what killed me only made me stronger !!!

[ChaosCerberos]

Deadish~!

LMAO! XDD

That surely hits the spot! XD

[stonemonkey999]

Rowan Atkinson is wonderful.

[kinglynx]

"i wouldnt cancel afternoon school for that little SHIT!" lmfao!!!

[bballmaster1209]

the ending ruled

[MrJ7206]

"yes....Expelled!"

[RomZruleTeHworld]

TOMMY'S GHOST HAS BEEN HERE 60 TIMES

[TheChoksbergen]

Lol the "yesss...exPELLED" kills me every time...

[TheNoisePolluter]

Thanks to the hella anoying advertisements, I don't have the patients to sit through to see Rowan ... :-(

[tzjc24]

fwhatsoever, lol

[william678910]

the end was pure genius!

[ACOUNA]

Mr. Perkins, i find this morbid fascination of yours, with you son's death, quite disturbing.

[Ginger4lyf2k7]

Pancakes > Electric Telephone. That is all.

[yaser0]

i love rowan atkinson and in my opinion he is the best comedian, from 1:48 to 1:50 is mr bean lol

[likeclouds]

Up there with the most brilliant, ingenious, comedy of all time. So outrageously funny!

[Betspanker]

My favourite part is the way Atkinson drinks his tea after he says "if he wasn't dead, i'd have him expelled"

[AxelWedstar411]

He talks about the "Electric telephone" as if it was as revolutionary as the iPad!

[Hamhark98]

@AxelWedstar411 It was only about a million times as revolutionary. Nothing special about the ipad and it won´t really change anything. The electric telephone on the other hand was and still is one of the greatest inventions ever.

[AxelWedstar411]

And I suppose you've been sending e-mail on a 10-inch screen device for years eh? ;P

[Hamhark98]

@AxelWedstar411 ?????

The ipad is just a disfunctional computer with some fancy arts tools. The regular computer sends emails. The electric telephone was revolutionary for its time.

[AxelWedstar411]

Don't get your knickers in a twist, Pal. I was just being sarcastic. :)

[rinleez]

@AxelWedstar411 So iPad is revolutionary huh?

[zarrow50]

angus deaton can't act

[sheogorath19]

hmmm deadish... 

[Vintonea]

Im not used to him talking like this very funny

[TheWolfewolf]

@Vintonea i know what you mean

[TheWolfewolf]

@Vintonea i know what you mean but he can changehis voicehow he wants

[phoenixicarus]

Rowan Atkinson's voice in this sketch reminds me of what the caterpillar from Alice in wonderland would sound like.

[wossamaggiga]

"He's lying up there in sick bay now, stiff as a board and bright green. And this I fear typical of his current attitute"

Hahahaha Rowan Atkinson is king of kings

[ivasenko48]

I was under the impression it was an upper class Scottish accent

[JennyferJ99]

I saw this on TV a few years ago and I laughed so hard my sides hurt.

[nostradamus1233]

oh man i wach this soo much time i now this part wery well :P

[231johnjohnson]

yes expelled!lol he missed the "being dead" part

[cedrikledlp]

59 people didn't like the video... I hope they were bored to death LOL!

[watanidiot]

This definitely inspired the 'post-it-note-thievery' scene in the office with Dawn.

[Kizombajunkie]

LOL!