Tony Blackburn's Best One Liners

[martinh103]

Staple diet............... LOL

[marianhindley]

You still make me laugh Tony - absolutely brill!!!!!!!!!!! thank you. Bring back those days

[sankers47test]

Please, just catch cancer and die.

[marianhindley]

@sankers47test - Dont be so nasty! horrible person.

[martinh103]

hahahaha back in a jiffy lmaooooooooooooo

[TheSparkle7]

isnt he dead yet?

[wizztay]

très drôle

[tusitc]

terrible it almost made me cry :'(

[marksplaceuk]

Great jokes :)

[seancuthbert]

Thanks for this Tony. I love your jokes and you were one of my heroes when I was a kid. I spend all day doing similer things to this. God bless you and may you continue to add humor to the radio!!

[PowerofPayne]

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

[shakeel07]

You should use that Staple Gun To Staple your Mouth Up because I did'nt find any of that amusing just cringey,

[lbyrne74]

Your vids always make me smile Tony - I love 'em.

[computerrage]

@lbyrne74 Do you find bad wigs funny too?

[weezurblue]

bunk

[Flickyhecky]

Considering some of those jokes are as old as you Tony, you never fail to still make them funny!