I would just like to emphatically state my support of gay and robot rights. And this video turns me on so much, wish I had a mechanical weener...I'd give to to a toaster so hard...in both slots.
@woms1489 I'm 33. I do that as a censor bc I post at quite a few places and some people find iovertly swearing offensive, and I'm polite enough to care.
Still not sure why you wanted to know my age, but hope it helped in whatever you were trying to work out.
2 guys are talking in a bar. The first one says: I have the smallest head in the world! The second one says: I have the smallest penis in the world! The first one responds with: Lets go to the world records centre and look if its a world record! The second one agrees, and they go to the world records centre. Later the first guy walks out, and says: Yes! I have the smallest head in the world, OFFICIAL! A while later the second guy walks out and says: WHO THE F*CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER
im really hating where comedy central adults's swim is heading..its fukin disgusting garbage...makes me wonder what kind of mutant subnormal rejects watch that
@trufiend138 Adult Swim is on cartoon network dude. Thats why its called Adult Swim. You know, like all the kids outta the pool. Its time for the adults to have some fun.
@trufiend138 No, I didn't say that. I simply implied that is where the name comes from. The content is intended for adults. Obviously kids watch it because their parents don't care enough about what they watch on tv. Kids have way too many liberties these days and its not healthy if its not kept in check.
lol, wish dey didnt cancel dis show XD
thepranqster1 3 weeks ago
I wouldso watch this show
flyswat124 1 month ago
Omj! That Marty guy does look good
Inari792 1 month ago
Future Rama "Robo Sexuals"
ghosttrain2066 1 month ago
Mariage sould be between a female robo and male robo.
ghosttrain2066 2 months ago
@ghosttrain2066 But they don't have pieces just voices
LatinaVixen91 1 month ago
@LatinaVixen91 Hmmm wonders if voices can intwine? Some females voices can sound sexy lol
ghosttrain2066 1 month ago
C-3PO brought me here.
Wampa771 2 months ago
stole it from Adam sandler
usmarin87 2 months ago
Nick Swardsons' stand up brought me here.
cburke1418 2 months ago 3
@cburke1418 ha me to
epicfacepanda 2 months ago
@cburke1418 same here. was it the seriously who farted?
austinxriley 1 month ago
"I don't know any gay dudes."
"Do you know any robots?"
Nick's like, 'the gay thing is what you're focused on? It's a sentient robot for fuck's sake'
GeoffRoseFilm 3 months ago
Why is this not a show? im so pissed off right now.
slowburner1 3 months ago
THAT IS NICK SWARDSON RERES
ajna412 3 months ago
is it just me or does the voice of gay robot sound like Kip from napoleon dynamite ? O.o
stupidxxvideos 3 months ago
@stupidxxvideos No, it sounds like Nick Swardson
RoofusKit 3 months ago
Is that the straight version of Dave Chappelle??
MrAimsworth 4 months ago
when was this made like 10 years ago?
TheLigitGamerrrrr 4 months ago
@TheLigitGamerrrrr close, 4 years ago
ULTRADJ4EVER 4 months ago
@BoomBoy13 - Adam sandler was just in a lot of the gay robot skits
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Are you shitting me? Way to copy off of Adam Sandler dickwad.
BoomBoy13 5 months ago
Hahaha wheressss marrrtyyy
TheFryer18 5 months ago
WHY didn't this show ever get picked up?
dEdGrimley 5 months ago
@dEdGrimley
Gay people would find it offensive and complain.....it's the truth
Delpha77 3 months ago
@Delpha77
How do you explain the rest of Nick Swardson's career then?
dEdGrimley 3 months ago
@dEdGrimley
Well there is a difference between a comedian that does gay jokes and a tv show that is one big gay joke
Delpha77 3 months ago
@Delpha77
You haven't watched a lot of Nick Swardson humor, have you?
dEdGrimley 3 months ago
I have watched this a hundred times, and I never caught the line where Swardson says, "You know any robots?" That is frickin awesome.
BobBX542 5 months ago
Thats the SAE fraternity house @ USC.
Spider391 6 months ago
I would just like to emphatically state my support of gay and robot rights. And this video turns me on so much, wish I had a mechanical weener...I'd give to to a toaster so hard...in both slots.
ilovedevin34 6 months ago
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ilovedevin34 6 months ago
So ur a 33 yr old faggot pussy
Alig5555555555555555 6 months ago
@Alig5555555555555555 Mmmm, faggot pussy. Yum
DarthSinistris 5 months ago
this should air on cc!!!
missamazing657 6 months ago
@woms1489 I'm 33. I do that as a censor bc I post at quite a few places and some people find iovertly swearing offensive, and I'm polite enough to care.
Still not sure why you wanted to know my age, but hope it helped in whatever you were trying to work out.
FYICREW 6 months ago
nick swardson (:
gavinmartin0900 6 months ago 5
This is like a rip off of adam sandlers gay robot skit
Linkinparkzach 7 months ago
@Linkinparkzach
Nick Swardson and Adam Sandler came up with gay robot together
binxer5000 7 months ago 3
Gay Robot sounds like Tim Gunn
Nickdawg83 7 months ago
So fukin funny, my dick just threw up!
hilltopstry1 8 months ago 3
It's a flippn robot. No more offensive than a over zealous straight guy in any movie, but no one says sh1+.
FYICREW 8 months ago
@FYICREW just say SHIT! how old are you?
WoMs1489 6 months ago
C3PO is still gayer.
haymaker710 10 months ago 73
@haymaker710, C3P-BLOW*
DrummerLordProdigy 3 months ago
@DrummerLordProdigy lulz
haymaker710 3 months ago
Saw a news report of "naked man with AK-47 vs. swat robot" and immediately thought of gay robot.
practicalwhacktical 10 months ago 2
FLOOR HOCKEY IS AWESOME. LOL
mochopz 11 months ago
Marty Donovan? Artie's grand-nephew, perhaps? Love the shoutout to the Colts!
Bucinka 1 year ago
Interesting.
TomatoeAssassin 1 year ago
I can feel my steel
jlafloe619 1 year ago 2
funny as hell
ThexxFramexx 1 year ago
pee smell's!
qp9lq9tecs 1 year ago
this is so awesome! if you go to google videos you can watch the full pilot
lavelessive 1 year ago
I first heard the adam sandler version as an mp3 so funny
My bf does the gay robot so well..... Too well lol
Love this vid
alexjordan111 1 year ago
@alexjordan111 hahahahahahha @ the "too well"
terrbbgurl323 1 year ago
I CAN FEEL MY STEEL!
brandon2932 1 year ago 78
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2 guys are talking in a bar. The first one says: I have the smallest head in the world! The second one says: I have the smallest penis in the world! The first one responds with: Lets go to the world records centre and look if its a world record! The second one agrees, and they go to the world records centre. Later the first guy walks out, and says: Yes! I have the smallest head in the world, OFFICIAL! A while later the second guy walks out and says: WHO THE F*CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER
mrarcanists1 1 year ago
80 ppl weren't given a "hummer".
Lunarikko 1 year ago
thats so....gay XD
DeadFishTacoStand 1 year ago
Later Gater , Ignore the Haters .
xloud4lifex 1 year ago
pee smells......
TheRealBetaband 1 year ago
Random, like, just wtf?!?!?!
TheGuilliesuitSniper 1 year ago
In the Adam Sandler Gay Robot bit GR "Accidentally" lets his robo cock fall out you can totally see where it would come from.
finnishnin 1 year ago
i honestly think the whitest kids you know copied sex robot from this
Sexaland23 1 year ago
im so glad hes now in nick swardsons pretend time
XIntoxicationalX 1 year ago
gay robot need his own show
lostnightfilms 1 year ago 2
is this an adam sandler rip off? or the other way around.
jreddihough 1 year ago
@jreddihough the show was created by adam sandlers company "happy madison productions"
jediKnightreviews 1 year ago
awkward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mw2feennnnnnnnnn 1 year ago
gotta love a gay robot,it doesnt have a gender,yet is gay lol
nightstrobe 1 year ago
The that the voice of Kip napolion dinomite?
80sKatt 1 year ago
@80sKatt No that's Nick Swardson, he provides the voice for Gay robot in this AND Pretend Time
finnishnin 1 year ago
PEE SMELLS
thelatedavidsmith 1 year ago
dude!! Gay Robot is on Nick Schwarson Pretend Time show
kinnikufanchick101 1 year ago
i would have liked to give you a hummer hahaha
lakai02 1 year ago
why do i want a robot now?
gorackify 1 year ago
'i don't know any gay dudes'
'do you know any robots?'
classic
Shermanicus 1 year ago
lol people who dont like adult swim are most likey Not adults and most likely gay
MrMeeeeeks 1 year ago
you can watch the entire "full" pilot episode on myspace.
just look it up and you'll find it. it's great.
thelonelyslayer 1 year ago
"ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"
hahaha.
best gay robot ever.
thelonelyslayer 1 year ago
@thelonelyslayer hahah only gay robot ever.
teemonsterr 1 year ago
@teemonsterr what about c3po?
thelonelyslayer 1 year ago
"What kind of diet?" "Anything that gives me diarrhea." LOL
jimmyboy99 1 year ago
its on Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
jeffscardo 1 year ago
@Ejosey3 Gay Robot got cancelled in production. Ur thinking of his new show thats just coming out, Pretend Time
Bconnolly888 1 year ago
Nick swardson is a funny guy but I don't think this shows is going to be good
Ejosey3 1 year ago
gay robots roommate is the creator of this show and gay robot
h2o820 1 year ago
"I can feel my steel!" lol
DodecahedronHead 1 year ago 3
c da full thing at myspace
thcoolman1 1 year ago
@thcoolman1 *see *the, moron.
Supermassively 1 year ago
im really hating where comedy central adults's swim is heading..its fukin disgusting garbage...makes me wonder what kind of mutant subnormal rejects watch that
trufiend138 1 year ago
@trufiend138 Agreed. Adult Swim is fucking retarded.
Supermassively 1 year ago
@trufiend138 I like "Metalocalypse", but yeah, it's 99.9% completely unwatchable (and unfunny) garbage.
jwatson626 1 year ago
@trufiend138 u mad lol
xcoibyx 1 year ago
@trufiend138 Adult Swim is on cartoon network dude. Thats why its called Adult Swim. You know, like all the kids outta the pool. Its time for the adults to have some fun.
jimmyboy99 1 year ago
@jimmyboy99
adults...is that who you think watches that?
trufiend138 1 year ago
@trufiend138 No, I didn't say that. I simply implied that is where the name comes from. The content is intended for adults. Obviously kids watch it because their parents don't care enough about what they watch on tv. Kids have way too many liberties these days and its not healthy if its not kept in check.
jimmyboy99 1 year ago
@jimmyboy99 Stop acting like kids are mindless souls it's better for them to learn sooner than later
scarface71795 1 year ago
@jimmyboy99
its not necessarily about bad parenting, technology allows for ppl to watch shit online, rip it w/out attention..also there are friends houses...
trufiend138 1 year ago
@trufiend138 lol its funny ;3 id watch it
OcirusWolf 1 year ago
i just saw a commercial for nick swardsons new show on comedy central and gay robot was in it but its not this show
wtighe02 1 year ago
I would so seriously much rather see this than childrens hospital. yuck. garbage show
NYTDDS 1 year ago
love it
VivaLaJona 1 year ago
Hilarious.
iPaulTV 1 year ago
so funny. Nick is awesome! I've worked with him. An endless fountain of FUNNY.
toddsherry 1 year ago
Gay Robot was on Futurama's latest episode. Holy crap that's an amazingly obscure reference.
Okegawasan 1 year ago
@Okegawasan YOU NOTICED IT TOO! And I think Techno viking was also there...
tjokrosomething 1 year ago
gay robot is in the crowd of robots in the Robosexual episode of futurama, take a look :)
heavyqqq 1 year ago
This would have made a great TV show.
Glasscerberus 1 year ago
i wanted to give u a hummer...lol
tomalba7 1 year ago
hahaha, do you know any robots?
laura007h 1 year ago
I would love to frot the robot and Nick Swandson at same time and maybe a 3 way dock with the antenna !
FROTFULLDELIGHTS 1 year ago
lol I can feel my steel!!!!!
halflife27 1 year ago
This is so.......gay. pahahahahaha
ALL1423 1 year ago
That was fucking hilarious.
bdriz16 1 year ago
hey hey hey wheres marty?
ooxBlueBellxoo 1 year ago
"I wanted to guve you a Hummer."
baggedyman 1 year ago 2
Why the hell is this not on tv...I would totally watch this over the shit they play now.
Testosteroso 1 year ago
Hey humanoids, check out my funny channel, I am a CYBORG SLUT!
RoboSkank69 1 year ago
This is pure genius. Way better than 90% of the shit on the air now.
Force10FromMimico 2 years ago 3
I liked the Brainasium design.
A2Z83 2 years ago
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fuckin dumb robo-sexual, floor hockey is a sport!!!!!!!!
kiriachuk 2 years ago
has to be the greatest show that never even aired!!!
i love how everone pretends that having a gay robot hanging around is somehow normal!!!
cw505 2 years ago 43
What just because he is gay means he is unnatural?
kallahan11 2 years ago
@kallahan11
ha!!!
cw505 2 years ago
wait its airing now? on wat channel?
whatthefuckbra 2 years ago
nah dude. this pilot was never even shown on tv!!
but somehow "mind of mencia" got to run for a few years.
cw505 2 years ago 80
@cw505 And don't even get me started with that fuckin "Ghost Whisperer", who did that bitch fuck to keep her show on the air for all these years?
elchafa 1 year ago
@cw505 because half of america is mexican
Reptoyd 1 year ago
@Reptoyd More like 30 percent.
Divertentevids 1 year ago
@Divertentevids 70%
Reptoyd 1 year ago
@Reptoyd Actually, 15%.
Divertentevids 1 year ago
@Divertentevids 84%
Reptoyd 1 year ago
@Reptoyd
whatever dude, i am NEW mexican... and i think he sucks ass!!!!!
cw505 1 year ago
@cw505 lol they play skits on Nick shwartson's pretend time.
ShenanigansXXX 1 year ago
@cw505 OMG it's actually airing on Comedy Central soon
Idkwhatausernameis45 1 year ago
@cw505 haha ik! i laughed my ass off......this show needs to be on more
ThePman45 1 year ago
@cw505 NO FUCKIN SHIT!!!
Karlos1760 1 year ago
BEST ROBOT EVER WINE COOLERS KICK ASS only fo the creation of the dopest robot out there adam u a geniuse
MUCKSTICKYIZZY 2 years ago
Its Nick Swardson, not Adam Sandler
gamerpyle31 2 years ago
lol this is awesome!
Silenteyesnevercry 2 years ago
this clip came out in 06 how come i never heard of this show
jthecrimson 2 years ago
i wanted to give you a hummer
omgmyusername 2 years ago
LMFAOTISHWLTT (translation) Laugh my fat ass off that im sure he would like to touch
MegaSpikeymikey 2 years ago
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Thank god this didn't make the cut....Wow a show where the only thing that makes the robot interesting is that it's gay. Not at all offensive.
idontgiveafudge 2 years ago
Why don't they just call him gaybot for short?
fuzzacon 2 years ago
this is going to be on nick swardson's new sketch comedy show airing on comedy central next year
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love cute boys , i like to watch boys at GayBangz . Com to be honest
SexyGayBoi888 2 years ago
Tido sounds like Dave Chapelle.
mwcJBrown91 2 years ago
' i can feel my steel!' lmfao when did this show come out?!?!
djn00nan 2 years ago 3
"Marty" is hot. I wonder what's his name.
girraud 2 years ago 6
pee smells
traviswarr1 2 years ago 5
AS A GAY... I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!! LMAO "I wanted to give you a hummer" haha
mquinn1477 2 years ago 6
well he's not the gay robot i hoped for from adaamsandler but he is still funny as hell:)
powermadmonkey 2 years ago
Why didnt this make the cut! GAAAAAAAH!
WalkenTheWalk 2 years ago
i can feel my steel!
edboy78 2 years ago
haha wtf this is hilarious
ugotjewed 2 years ago
i can feel my steel *booiiing*
hahah
mr0imbord 2 years ago 3
i love it i want more
foxychung2000 2 years ago
Hilarious... but a whole series of that? XD
VinnyBloo 2 years ago
what happened to gay robot Nick!
hecklerjones 2 years ago
lol wow this is pretty gay....
EvilDOOER 2 years ago
and its pretty robot too
darkcylander 2 years ago 2
"Pee smells." Most intelligent robot comment ever.
FallGuy82 2 years ago
funny
pspman301 2 years ago 2
stupidly funny
eddygolucky 2 years ago 2
Oh Nick Swardson was in "I now pronounce you chuck and larry" I Just realized it
sorarocks55 2 years ago
fuck
hadsallboy1 2 years ago
That's hilarious. Where do I know the blonde guy from? =/
TheGodin 2 years ago
Nick Swardson? Terry from reno 911 hes also in grandmas boy, benchwarmers and hes a standup comic
manmanny120 2 years ago
he wasnt just IN grandmas boy, he WROTE it
1sonavabitch 2 years ago
oh wow I didnt know that
manmanny120 2 years ago
did he really?! i didnt know that
SocaTrain 2 years ago
0:43 Made me LOL.
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