George Takei Calls a Hillbilly

[fooshniggens]

Now don't get all worked up over it

[leahcimrac]

Thats George Takei listing and laughint to it you know.

[kbhalacy]

George Takei should consider being a comedian......but seriously don't piss him off.....he'll call you a douchebag

[jtgmedia74]

I'm hyperventilating from laughing so hard...George Takei rules!

[shezzallee]

omg, I just love this........I just can't stop laughing..

[Evenflowist314]

How do you live in this world and NOT know who George Takei is?

[domino592]

I bet you even like children don't you?

Yes.

[berliner0]

howerd stern and takei rule!

[shezzallee]

I like one lengthy black teenager for sale.......hahahahahahahahahah­a, you are pathetic ..........hahahahahahahahaha..­.....I love your wang.....hahahahahahahaha, I just can't stop laughing......:) I will put you out of your fucking misery......hahahahahahahahaha

[DuGutUntermensch]

Awesome

[alanmcivor]

ILL SHOW YOU! IM GOING TO GET THAT WANG!

[Glass2007]

"Now Don't get all worked up over it"

"Over what?"

"My Wang"

[hoganfan200]

Friggen hillarious!!!Just proves rednecks need to wear helmets!!

[sodaxcandy08]

you piece a shiet

[PlutonianWorm]

GOOD IDEA! ROFL!

[fa9ooll]

i cant stop laughing HAHAHAHAHA

[bigtwo1952]

I get a strong smell from my WANG !!!!!!

[RiftGod]

"i'll show you, im going to get that wang"

[RiftGod]

i wonder if the dude wants to see his wang?

[RiftGod]

it's weird because he always is supposed to say "oh myyy" and he didnt

so im a lil sad

[harlemhustla145]

This has to be the funiest shit I've ever heard. My stomach hurts rotfl

[ajmf35029]

i love the way Takei says wang.

[CALAdmin88]

"You sound like a sick motherfucker."

"Yes."

[stoneycaldwell]

@CALAdmin88 LMFAO!

[aremslie]

"Ohhhhhhh Myyyyy Gooooddd"

[Intellect81]

hilarious....Takei laughing in the background is just icing on the cake...lol

[66MrDonnie]

" Your flag?"

[wtfd00d08]

LOL

[whatsgoingon07]

"will u excuse me while i dapple my wang with latex"....."yeah" lol

[MrAussiebloke12345]

that was the best prank call ive heard for ages

[rexra]

you have better be prepared to turn wet and messy

[LiamS453]

Will you excuse me while I dapple my wang in latex?

[TheSecretdahlia]

i love his laughter in the background XD

[sikthegreat]

Excuse me but, aren't you a grimey Mexican?

[bigtwo1952]

I get a strong smell from my wang..!!!!!!!

[TobyTheRobot]

@bigtwo1952 well take a fuckin' bath!!

[ChrisKnight22]

this hillbilly is great !

[ajawofcopan]

I circled an ad here in the paper that might interest to you... too funny

[Bondfinesse]

" I'd like to put you out of your fuckin misery"

[EBeckels]

This is one of the funniest clips from the Stern show EVER!!!

[deadly6havoc]

@MrGrevy no... no it wouldn't

[MrGrevy]

@deadly6havoc Hahah yes it would!!

[deadly6havoc]

@MrGrevy i'm sorry i don't find pointless killing comedic...

[MrGrevy]

@deadly6havoc Oh wow Mr. High and Mighty, I'm sure you limit yourself to PG movies, huh? LOL at the effeminate liar!

[deadly6havoc]

@MrGrevy lol not at all I play rated M games and watch rated R movies on a regular basis... i just know how to separate entertainment from reality... you should try it

[AzureAlight]

it sounded like a speech program with takei's voice, and takei was laughing in the background. why didn't he jsut talk.

[SmiffWit]

@AzureAlight was that serious? He wasn't present when the call was made...

[tusculum30]

Now don't get all worked up over it

[doodycannon]

"but I'm just a bit concerned about lengthy black teenagers..."

[calusa95]

"I bet you like childer too"

- Yes!

LOL

[loslocobandito420]

i can smell u thru my wang

[Bondfinesse]

Never get tired of this, it's so damn funny

[directionzero]

amused

[JLORD300]

LOL

[H10001110101B]

I get a strong smell from my wang. "Well take a fuckin bath!"

[tylerdurden3891]

"If you like...long lengthly black men, and you like...I'll bet you even like children don't you?" "Yes."

LMAO!!!

[mikeyk21461]

oh my!

[Manatizzle89]

George Takei...... Need I say more?

[Frankenpalin]

"Teenager for sale ? Just a minute. "

[GetMeThere1]

So, can somebody explain this to me (I haven't listened to Stern in many years): Is Takei in the studio listening to this call being made? I wouldn't think he would find this funny. I didn't think Howard and George Takei were friendly.

[einsteinslies]

@GetMeThere1 Takei has been the unofficial official announcer and sometimes castmate/guest on Stern for the last few years. He has an incredible sense of humour and is very insightful. Check out videos on Youtube here about Takei on Stern ("Artie comes out to.. " especially).

[GetMeThere1]

@einsteinslies : Thanks. IIRC I thought that they originally started out antagonistically when Howard first started to tease about Takei being gay (had to be the late, 90's, IIRC).

[duketheater]

Who are the 2 imbeciles who did not like this and gave this a thumbs down? Truly a classic prank call.

[AlphaRedFox]

"I want to see that lengthy black lolipop" XD

[kingkoop28]

LMAO!!!

[krisb0904]

"ill show you, ill show you, im going to get that wang!" lmao this is funny shit

[TheCratt]

He was lauphing in the backround the hole time LMFAO,ROFL,LOL

[Fatroider3]

my wang

[Disfunctionable]

Fuck that shit is real fucking funny!

[kidlou]

" I LOVE LENGTHY BLACK MEN "...LOL

" YOUR THE WRONG SEX TO MAKE ME WET AND MESSY "....LMAO

"I'M GONNA GET THAT WANG"...LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[wchase62]

"I ain't got much damn use for you either!"

[eternalmelancholy07]

@1:42  "I HATE YOU! lol

[TheVariantstrain]

WANG! 

[Spooler6]

BILL how've ya been? This is probably the best prank call i've ever heard, hands down.  Dont get all worked up over it.

[tyuru2]

sounds like my grandad....

[skatapoopy]

LOLLLLLLL!!!!

[mperrotti76]

HHAA! This is a classic!!

[Ganthir]

OH.. MY. GOD..

now what?!

[CALAdmin88]

Yourrrr flag?

[DaveOfCleveland]

i'll show you!

[eternalmelancholy07]

"I get a strong smell from my wang."

"Well take a fuckin bath!"

"GOOD IDEA!"

[ULTRADREW1]

George is in the backround listening and is laughing his ass off! PRICELESS!!

[Mikey196]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. george takei. ftw. <3

[BandSinger]

YOUR FLAG!?

[hiphopguru81]

"oh you do"  LMFAO!!!

[jonathonabroown]

i wnat to get know long lengthyy lollypop

[scotchie69]

@commando " he says .....Im going to get that wang!

[commando99alec]

i want to get to know your lenghty black lollipop,i feel ridiclioius

[commando99alec]

im going to get that wank

[commando99alec]

you seem to be aroused

[commando99alec]

arent you a mexican "no"..... oh my god

[78thedayafter]

naw, i aint no mexican!

[hellbilly34a]

"one lengthy black teenager for sale"

[scotchie69]

One of the best Stern pranks ever! sal and richard are the best

[selacseel]

now guys..dont get all worked up over it

[marvin83]

@mavivirgie stupid ass.

[mavivirgie]

@marvin83 GO FUCK YOURSELF FAG LOVER

[DanielMcDirty]

I'm going to get that wang!

=D

[commando99alec]

i know right hahaha you better be prepared to get wet and messy

[Raggare52]

haha i whant too get to know your legnty lolipop

[LordSion45]

I'll call you back in an hour.

[EmpireLS56KW]

George Takei calls a Deli has been removed and the account fucked up buy CUNTTUBE! That video made me laugh! This one makes me laugh also!

Get that wang! LOL

[mxc4romano]

There's another video of the deli prank in the related videos- it's got Beetlejuice as the image.

[EmpireLS56KW]

I noticed right next to this video (related videos) same audio different images.

Cheers

Dry oatmeal lol

[Demon5I7]

u can find it in realmofdarkness ;p

[thedogrunsfast]

i'll show you.... i'm going to get that wang

[deviceds]

JAJAJAJAjajJAJajjAJajjAjajaJaj­jAJajAJ!!!!!!!!!

[commando99alec]

boooooooooooooooooooooo jaja sucks

[jmh90]

I'LL MAKE YOU PATHETIC!

[commando99alec]

lol

[ProtestTheIndie]

excuse me but are you a grimey mexican?

[SuperDaLINKwent]

"I'm going to get that wang"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[2000jago]

In case you have difficulty reading, I was responding to "aeroub" - who is clearly having a conversation with himself.

@SuperDaLINKwent - get your facts straight, nitwit.

[SuperDaLINKwent]

man,I love George.He has a great sense of humor.Just listen to him laugh in the background.HAHAHA

[pimpbot78758]

LMFAO "I get a strong smell from my wang"

"Well take a fuckin bath" LOLOLOL

hearing George in the background laughing just makes it so much funnier.

[lancetop]

lengthy black teenagers will never be the same again.....lol

[mac777daddy]

Go hillbilly! Cuss that gay chink out.

[allenrw3]

thanks for showing the world your stupidity.

[mac777daddy]

I forgot what I said but I am sure I was correct cock sucker.

[allenrw3]

you did it again. good job. troglodyte

[mac777daddy]

Your welcome ball bag boy......

[allenrw3]

you didn't even try and make sense on that one did you? irrelevant moron.

[mac777daddy]

It all makes sense. Open mouth insert cock.

[allenrw3]

you have a crayon lodged in your frontal lobe don't you. yeah. that explains it.

[mac777daddy]

You have a dick in your mouth..yeah thats it.

[allenrw3]

your use of sarcasm: fail. you acting like a 2 year old: win.

[mac777daddy]

Your Mr. know it all = NOT.  Cock sucker = YES

[allenrw3]

you're painfully repetitive. and you have an unhealthy obsession with the word "cock". you're like a 12 year old who just heard the word "boobie" and thought it was really cool.

[mac777daddy]

And you just know everything about everything. You dont like to talk about cock because yours is unfortunately small measuring in at 1.5 inches so yes I can see how the work cock and dick disturbs you.

[allenrw3]

thanks for proving my point that you have the intelligence less than that of a 12 year old. i have no problem with gays and lesbians but i'm done with you and your fascination with other men's cocks. have fun with that lobotomized melon of yours.

[mac777daddy]

You need to look at the video you are posting about. This is a howard stern video so why the hell would I be serious about it. You need to search on serious/important videos only and get off the comedy videos you asshole

[allenrw3]

great. you just another completely irrelevant statement in this stupid back and forth between us. good job. i don't know what the point of your last comment is, but it makes no sense. once again, you're an idiot.

[mac777daddy]

If my last comment doesnt make sense then you need to learn to read the take what you read and make sense of it. Not go blow yourself if you cant find it. Yep another dick joke for a dick head!!!!

[allenrw3]

follow the path of our little "discussion", which is basically a back and forth of insults, then try and apply logic to that last bit of innate drivel you put up. here it is in a nutshell: you made a stupid racist comment, i insulted you, you insulted me, i insulted you, you insulted me, then you commented about the video being serious and me needing to look up serious videos and get off of "comedy videos". now can you see how your last comment made no sense? it's a red herring. idiot.

[mac777daddy]

No you need to learn to read. I said "this is a Howard Stern video so why would I be serious about it"!! Can you not read??

[allenrw3]

also, i've said this before, i'm not gay, if you are that's fine, but i don't want to have a discussion with you about your obsession with other mens dicks. it's unsettling just how obsessed you are with wanting to talk about dicks and cocks with other men on the internet. you should probably take that discussion up with someone who is actually gay. because as of now, i'm done with you and your endless obsession with dicks and cocks.

[mac777daddy]

Sorry there Mr Allen. I know you are a man of small stature and very insecure because the size of you manhood so instead of banging women you are on here defended a Howard Stern video so I figured you were in love with Howard and want to blow him. Now take your comments and blow them out your ass.

[aeroub]

you two fuckin idiots need to get a life! There, have fun with that, I'll never see it again douche lol

[2000jago]

Uuhhh what the fuck are you on about?

[613bo]

um i get a strong smell from my wang

well take a fuckin bath -good idea!

lol

[ChenJunHung]

i want to get to know your lengthy black lolipop

[IdontHaveAGun1]

hahahaha "Grimmy Mexican" hhahaha

[lancetop]

"I'd pay $500 just for 5 minutes with ye" LOL

[kurtbuschfan]

im just a bit concened about lengthy black teenagers

[hypersphere]

The hillbilly had some great comebacks. 'You're the wrong sex to be turnin' me wet and messy.'

'Well you shoulda called him!'

'Take a fucking bath then'

[KingKrebin]

THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

[hellraiza81]

LMAO @ george Takei cracking up in the background. XD

[kidyubyub]

George laughing at the stuff they pull on him is the best! Kudos to George for being such a great sport!

[Gerkinstock]

@hellraiza81... I'll bet he makes these calls for real when Brad isn't around.

[DamonIcke]

5 minutes alone buttnaked the old country way.

[penntx]

No...I'm just a hillbilly from Arkansas.

[Alabama1861]

I betcha you love my 12 gauge shotgun too! stuck up your ass and pull the trigger about 3 times! I like to put you out of your fuckin' misery! take a fuckin' bath!

[Alabama1861]

Aroused, you pissin' me off, mutha fucker

[lizrprty]

Excuse me, but are you a grimy Mexican?

[BurnumBurnum123]

"ohhh great!"

[imbored2]

georges laugh is the best

[SalamiFeast]

will you please excuse me while I dabble my wang, in latex

[cookieshopgirl]

"i'll show you i'm going to get that wang"

[goreds03]

how didnt he hear the people in the background

lol

[b7342]

No, this is them listening to the recording at a different time.

[freepussy]

George Takei's best performance since Sulu on Star Trek

[Kreigshundun2]

Around 1:05 it sounds like the hillbilly is trying to imitate the caller.

[abovethecloudsLA]

at least george has a sense of humor

[Jesse8501]

Hillbilly this, faggots

[Jesse8501]

Umm...do you yankee faggots do this in person? Oh yeah, you let your black buddies do it for you

[kidyubyub]

WTF are you talking about?