The BEST Pick-Up Lines

[kevinjh543]

My favorite! "Do you have aids?" ....no?" "Good, I dont want that shit again"

[fruitbat816]

how old r u guys

[EDAW8]

How bout this... If I fliped a coin, what's the chances of me getting head

[AnimetimeTV]

damn, i like the line "kiss me if I am wrong, your name is Shan-nay-nay".

[thekimmie5454]

CUTE! but im late!

[PackerManForLife]

When ur in a bed with girl u gotta say" Hey i got something to tell u, i just tested positive......for G-A-M-E

[bean1090]

the guy with the hat is cute ;D

[BlueSpade1000]

If I were a bicycle would you ride me??????

[RougaNadare1991]

feget

[kfizzle441]

I wanted to watch this video until i realized it was full of faggets.

[karwanGoTSwaGG86]

gettin pick up lines from the da lai lama's grand son and hes sidekick lmao they readin them offline aint no originality i heard all these b4 booooooooooooooo

[7gabe0mike7]

Do you work at little ceasars cuz ur hot and I'm ready

[7gabe0mike7]

WTF! Derick dude it's me gabe, haha I was just browsing YouTube videos of pick up lines and I see you two. Hela crazy! Haha

[mrbubbles39]

this are all stolen they didnt make up any of them

[shasta1112]

ok this is the best video ever hahahahahahaha u got nice legs when do they open?...between six and nine come back tommarow sir...

[TheGRIMM246]

hahahahaha this is so stupid

[Spriter1234]

"i like your ass" is actually sexual harasment!!XD 2 bad i didnt know that untill i used that line...

[Csk8ter11]

lol the last one!!!!

[kristennnnnx0]

Don't steal Shane Dawson's ideas!

[herbsnspices772]

every on knows the best pick up line of all time is

''you've been living in my hart for so long now, without paying the rent.

[sandya3]

hahaha these boys are crazy

[gozman1995]

hahahahaha these kids are kool

[TierraAce]

The Asian one has most of the sweet lines

[TierraAce]

Asian kid rocks white boy ova there does 2

[discomanmahn]

'scuse me miss, but does this rag smell like chloroform?

[fogelboy]

hey i lost my phone can i barrow yours cause i told my mom i woud tell her when i had love at first sight

[skaterose]

You have nice ass.... thats it. lol

[Haleydaawsomeful]

that was so stupid. you two suck worst than my brother. and he sucks pretty bad

[iliktodostupidthings]

lmaooo

[mapidoughches]

the asian cid is fucking bad but the white kid is awsome

[Mkittyfly]

hahah woww

[klashproductions]

Michael, you are so cute!

[Jurricane3]

your like a squirrel...always the first one to GET A NUT!!!!! LMFAO ROFL HA HA HA!!

[89riggsp]

my dick just died

can i bury ur ass?

[jsambition]

omg that teddybear one had me dying!

[nonono8198]

omg i tried most of these on my babe and i got a kiss on the lips and im only 12 years old and try this...i cant taste my lips can u taste them for me??

[pankakeface1997]

Here's anator "can I read da tag o ur shirt cause it probably says made in heavin

[frumpkinspumpkins]

THE ASIAN KID IS CUTE!!!!

[gh3awsome]

LOL

[pokepenguinsdiadem]

do you get subway because you just gave me a footlong lol!

[pokepenguinsdiadem]

do you get subway because you just gave me a footlong lol!

[terrero912]

i got smacked in front of a shit load of people for saying hey baby nice legs what time they open lol

[ashleysurelovesyou]

You guys are pretty great. Hahahaha

[Shania300]

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

THAT WAS AWESOME

[JellyF16]

"I like your ass. That's it."

Lol. You guys are funny! 8D

[BeginnningoftheEnd]

Let me guess..You guys actually used these rights? lol

[JumpKID923]

haha no. i DO NOT want cancer!!!! :) haha

[BeginnningoftheEnd]

Cancer? I missed that one. lol

[ohhyeahbabylikethat]

lol cancer

[gurren3]

lol thats funny man

[fucklife247]

808RPGx fuck you and your shit

[808RPGx]

to deathgurl96.

how do you know?

[808RPGx]

wtf...lol

that younger kid was better.

the white girl was shetty....

[sadichigo2]

LOL!.

[fishhand360]

I use a few befor I watched these I said the your the best a man can get and the if beauty were a time MCgeorgus. I got one You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

[xDliankatriz]

broken heart slapping at the face death or cancer ;p thats hilarious; actually some of those might work on me ;p

[Clarkskeez]

Rofl "Do you work at Subway cause u gave me a footlong" that had me rolling

[mentalist007coldplay]

The younger one is hilarious. The older one is just a perv

[deathgurl96]

They're both in highschool and same age i believe so.

[asherRaw]

the little kid was so cute :)

not the older one! ecxept the

nice legs what time do they open :) that was hilarous!

[AngelPie26]

these are hilarious to watch.

[HandsMaster]

hahahah. "For a fat chick, you don't sweat much" LOL

[InerdYI]

This is so dull. you kids need to go english lessons and see where the punctuations goes in those lines coz ur not saying thme right xD

[MadDude29]

can i take your picture cuz i want to show santa claws what i want for christmas LMFAO!!!!!!!

[0livia805]

l0lzz..h0w dumb..funnyyyy.but n0ne 0f th0se w0uld w0rk..l0l..unless y0u want y0ur ass kicked...

[R1pp3rm4n]

wtf are the 0'ss instead of o's for? retard

[Wtfdude45]

Lol

That is funny!

Haha Nice.

[WHJ3rd]

Try this one: Your mom and dad must be retarded because you're SPECIAL.

[hamoNEZiANqirl]

what the fuuuuuuuck???

some of deez pick up lines are gonna get yer ass whooped...so beware.... try dem on me nd i'l rearrange yer face...

lol....how old are u guys anyway?...damn

[didddd4]

Wow, I used at least two of those when I was your age.

[cdelacruz702]

Wow, I haven't heard any of these in a long time:) LOL, times they are a changing!

[SinsNotTragedies95]

DUDDDDEEEEEE.

That was the most amazazazing thing ever.

Derirrick's a PACIFIC ISLANDER!!

Whoa. Thats awesome.

*favorites*

[Oyashio202]

great video but try and sell it when u say the pick up lines

[XjeraldX]

Hahaha, I heard some, but THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

[SteelTofu]

I like your ass! haha so funny  Nice one :D

[milknjuice]

HAR HAR this is actually really funny!

[kevinlover234]

my favorite: wanna take a ride on my skin pony!? x'D

[HannahandElena]

thats so funny derrick!!!!!!!

[mangomeltdown]

aha. HILARIOUS! :)

[JumpKID923]

ATTENTION! I might be making another video! So if you have any pick lines or anything in the vid, just send me a message!

[coolkidontheblock8o8]

what can i say? this is awesome! 5/5

[FamousProductions8o8]

dude i just cracked up laughing wen i heard all these lines! lol 5/5 man and i subbed u with my other account:)

[corvetteracer916]

dude this actually made me laugh. i honestly used some of your lines and the girls loved it!

[JumpKID923]

You did?! Which ones?

[lewisdaish]

jokers!

[fucklife247]

i love michael

[jazzzyc24]

ok u hella funny michell and derrik

[mattu707]

this nigga is hella gay....(not the white one)

[JumpKID923]

Why do people like to talk about themselves?! Haha stfu matthew!

[fucklife247]

whos berrick??? white guy=michael cole asian=derrick antes

[qazisshibby]

HAHAHAHA dude berrick this is HELLA funny

[PartyArdi]

I <3 MICHEAL's lines.. lol..

[PartyArdi]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[xxjustusxx]

hahahahahahahahahaaa =]

[minimike109]

hahaha no matter how corny these are, i bet i could make them work

[fucklife247]

lol i love it

[PilipinoPimpin]

I'ma go try this at the mall tomorrow. I hope I don't get cancer.