【halyosy】 When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to be Dead

[DarkMist76]

... Well, the song was kinda weird. XD But it was... cute? :P

[Arrianna11]

DON'T KILL ME but Miku should have taken an arrow to the knee XD

[adorathao]

I just love halyosy more and more. Gosh, he just have to stop being so cute.

[clarykm]

the awkward moment when he comes home and miku was actually assasinated by ninjas

[Nolonar]

The subs could be a bit more decent, and the second half is missing too.

For those who are wondering, what is being said. He basically recalls how he met her, and after they got married he became more and more busy with work, so he believes his wife does all this playing around, because she's bored.

Thanks for the upload, though. I loved this song!

[RolanMcDolan]

@SKullPancakes

Crawl back to Reddit, kiddo.

[SKullPancakes]

@RolanMcDolan i never used reddit, and i got over that joke ages ago, forgot that was still there even

[Birokori]

walks in on his wife at end of song and she has actually been brutally murdered...

[fatimmortal]

I wish I had a cute girlfriend like that.

[SYCKODELICUS]

@SKullPancakes i used to be a virtual diva too until i took an arrow in a knee , so now im a boring youtuber while the rest are partners

[andywuqoo]

I am surprising when I realised this is the real story :O

[MentalNinj4]

Where did all the subs go at the end? :(

[kagomie]

i wonder what would happen if he comes home and shes actually dead :\ whoops

[Kayasaxmangoxchan77]

Well, I know what I'm going to do when I get married :3

[ladyrainicorn1]

@Kayasaxmangoxchan77 Me too

[michaelcat41]

@Animegal98 really it seems more trobblesome then anything

[ForeverRelevant]

Am I the only one who thinks that laugh at 0:28 is absolutely adorable?

[ecrivainfanfic]

Sounds for Sweden from Axis Power Hetalia

[sheepoxunicorn]

@ecrivainfanfic i think he sounds like Romano

[foreverthesame1]

i wanna do this when im married XD

[ConchiitaO]

I love the way he laughed! :D

[watiiswrongwithme]

i'm gonna do this to my husband. its gonna be fun.

[fatimmortal]

@Animegal98 Most of your salary would be spent on trying to clean out the fake blood stains off the carpet.

[thewriter1494]

When I get married I'm doing this to my husband!!

Husband:Honney!!!I'm home!!OH MY GOD!!

me:*has a arrow through my chest* *Also trying not to laugh*

Husband:HONEY!!!!*shakes my body*

Me:Welcome home honey!^^

Husband:SJANDNUIANDABDHAVDV HOLY S***!!

Me:^///^ Nice to see you too!

[AprilPeach101]

He sorta sounds like Hinata from Angel Beats to and he has blue hair..... WERES YUI D:

[cool944]

The awesome thing about this song is that it is based on a true story : 3

[jasa159]

I cant wait til they have a child. Len Hastune gets home with a friend of his (Rin)

Rin: Oh My god Len she is dead. (Faints)

Len: Hi mom nice job this time it really looks like your stomach is ripped out.

Miku mumbles: Thank Len Take your friend to the couch snacks are on the counter

[archertoon2]

I just don't know If coming home to see my wife performance waiting for me

is the shape our love will take

I guess that works in its own way

When I got home my wife always pretends to be dead

I wonder what kind of death she'll have today

I just can't wait as I open the door.

[archertoon2]

1:32 Before we married, though I was busy. Just being able to see her made me happy We'd drive around aimlessly all night and go see the ocean and yet right after we married, I got promoted and sundenly, works become so much fun I didn't even think of how my wife felt waiting all alone at home My wife is pretending to be dead whenever I come home Is it because she wants to return to how we used to be? I just don't know If coming home to see my wife performance waiting for me

[CHAOSOSWEET]

im gonna make my mom do this >:3

[RemyZAngel]

Props to the commenter with csi Miami reference.

P.S. This song is Hilarious! XD

[xKirikoChanx3]

I really want an mp3 download/

[YouhGomooh]

I wonder how Kaito reacted at first. . .

[StarsinRain]

At 1:32 the lyric translations stop. For that missing part:

Before we married, even though we were busy

I had fun just seeing her

Driving around with no purpose through the night

We'd even gone to see the ocean one night

After we married, I got subordinates

And work became a lot of fun

My wife, sitting and waiting alone at home

I'd never given thought about

Then basicaly a repeat. You can look at other links. >.>

[lleonard168]

hahaha miku playing dead, every one miku is a robot so, yes that knife really was in her.

[SYCKODELICUS]

@EmilyCat97 i approve this comment.

[AikoFreya]

In the suggestions bar I saw Pantsu Nugeru Mon and I thought he did a cover of that and I was so happy >___>

[fatboy123123123]

this is.... in my opinion the best version of this song

[imagoofygooberer]

I might just marry a random guy just to do this.

[TheDokiDokiLove]

In a way this song is cute and sad because all she wanted was his attention.

[ZafAlmighty]

It would be fun to think of some bad pun EVERYDAY when you go home after a long day at work.

*miku dead by hanging*

Guess someone left her out to dry...

[MiniAsianWorld]

@ILuvGirHugs lol so im i

[Endlesslife023]

@Animegal98 i showed this to my girl and she started having plans lol xD

[animaniac126]

I JUST realized (after seventy times of listening to this song) he was saying "Wife" in the beginning 0o

[SYCKODELICUS]

@animaniac126 ugh... that was .....so slow

[Zeruckiven]

@animaniac126 what did u think he said?

[animaniac126]

@Zeruckiven just like..a note like...laaa or something idk.. XDD

[animaniac126]

@animaniac126 or woaaaaaah XD

[Zeruckiven]

@animaniac126 Ah, I see.

[Kurosaie]

did u notice. That Halyosy's Real Voice Is Real More SEXY<3

[LeenRawrs]

When i clicked on the video , it showed me a taiwanese variety show and i was like wtf .

Then i refreshed tha video and i saw the "correct" video i wanted to watch ^o^ .

[phound14]

@Animegal98

You can have her, as long as I get Halyosy!

[SockyMonkeys]

I love how he sings this with enthusiasm. :D

[Caidling]

@Animegal98

feels bad man

[anaco654]

One day, kaito will come in:

Kaito: Miku! I'm home!Miku? Miku, it's not funny anymore!Miku? Hahahahaha, stop it! You got me! Miku? Miku open your eyes..... MIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUU

[kalacs32]

@SYCKODELICUS Why do you upload sg that's obviously gonna attract otakus, if you can't bear not to insult them when they comment. You understand the manner of the joke neither in the video, nor in the comment.

[SYCKODELICUS]

@kalacs32 sorry but otakus end to be pretty patetoc sometimes , people thinks that there isnt people who just enjoy the animations to a normal degree than the hardcore level of otakus , also this channel never was for upload songs of miku , when i upload a song wich wasnt in youtube , just in nicovideo in 2008 people start suscribing a lot so i start uploading again , even when this channel was created to upload videos of my projects and stuff that still unfinished,

[xcdkr316]

@SYCKODELICUS This song was originally written by HobonichiP, and sung by Miku. And the animation used in halyosy's version was posted by mok (his/her first work on Nico) about a week after the original had been posted on Nico.

[aamaya55]

@SYCKODELICUS Oh I get it. Sorry xD I thought it was the cover xDDD Oh well .. Cover or not Halyosy's awesomeeee xDD

[SYCKODELICUS]

@Animegal98 you reminds me that korean guy who marry him Dakimura , thats so .................... So Ronery.jpg

[Hitorisama5]

Oh the laugh...

[HanukoUchiha]

The translation stops at 1:32....

[Caidling]

Miku will never be your house-wife...feels bad man

[SpecialKisty]

I totally want to try this on my husband when I get married *w*

[jigglysinger]

Such a funny relationship.

Though, I can't help but wonder... if Miku does this everyday when Kaito comes home from work, then I'd like to see what she does for Halloween XDD

[baixiaolang]

@jigglysinger Just to clarify in case you didn't know, this is more or less a true story. Some guy posted on Yahoo! Answers that every time his wife came home she would pretend to be dead in various ways and he didn't know what to do so he asked online for help. If you google "When I get home my wife always pretends to be dead," you can find the original question in both Japanese and English. It's pretty hilarious.

[littlexscreamer]

I love the life he puts into the song.

[suzu5284]

aww so cute but also sad at the same time =____=

[MaplePeaceProduction]

LOL xD funn-ay

[sammyammyantha1011]

sooo WIERD.....I LUV IT :P

[Thessui]

wtf xDDDDD miku xDDDDD <33333333

[ShinigamiWings]

I would like to say, I enjoy this