Katy Perry Nude? Never. Also, George Bush's Fetus.

[raptoresque]

we say buddy in a serious context here in scotland

[DXhardy831]

that head turn was so dramatic...

[themegaradical]

hey look a topic!!!!

[name8895]

Wow, I wouldn't be here right now if such a thing existed.

[EGMAG]

PERVERT



[wrwalker13]

What the fuck is a rear tackle.... The abbreviation RT means Right-tackle...

[guyatrandom]

Dramatic head turn! LOL for real

[aggelosSlipKnoTRKO]

The amazing atheist in 2010 said that in 5 years Katy Perry will pose naked.

Just 3 more years.

[supportgoodrap1003]

or gary from gary indiana

[OfficerMcGroist]

is it just me or is this video like unusually funny? like in comparison to his other videos?

[TheMauso88]

The Cheney joke made me lol.

[Terra1311]

what happend to sticking up for knowledge and non-ignorance (gay people in this vid)?

[SunStrokeCactus]

that is true, football players ans soccer players are gay

[boltjet135]

0:52 made me laugh to no end

[deadbabyfromspace]

i wanna fetus in a jar!!! (seriously)

[AlicexMarilyn]

Wasn't she nude in the California gurls video?

[fatbluewaffle]

@AlicexMarilyn Yeah, but i think he means like full frontal.

[aPandorasboxofmusic]

Thumbs up to get T.J. his own Comedy Centeral special.

XD

[StraightPunkEdge93]

My mom once had a conversation with a lady in Target about the price of fucking toilet paper. I remember thinking "fuck I never want to be this way when I'm older"

[josey5673]

lol when i was 11 i was vacationin in ecuador and i went to a docs office cuz of viruses from the local food and there were a bunch of jars with deformed fetuses and to this day im pro choice i think george bush just wanted to add a real reason to why he supports pro life so he decided to make shit up

[MTM9559]

*dramatic head turn* 2:37

[ThePokemasterMatt]

I can already laugh at that Cosmopolitan interview. She already has posed nude.

[gallileotheguineapig]

Bush(and a alot of pro-lifers) allow death of adults but don't like abortion because(asides from being hypocrites and religious) fetuses are innocent.Clearly they're unaware that twins knock each other in the womb

[joe9320]

@gallileotheguineapig The Catholics go one further: They don't allow death to adults OR fetuses!

[gallileotheguineapig]

@joe9320 Huh.That's odd,considering they've killed millions of people through things like the Crusades.Really,either you discourage the deaths of adults and fetuses,or you don't discourage the deaths of either.

[kyebean]

um TJ? what's a rear tackle?

[369dc]

LOL a salad bar lmfaoo!!

[XenovannHellwolf]

Stars dont have to pose nude thats what photoshop is for.

[spencemace]

katy perry posed nude a couple days ago, but i dont have the site, my friend was looking at it on the ipad. it didnt take five years, barley even a month, for her career to plumit to that point.

[loko450a]

Buddy has become synonymous with douchebag; unless you live in Canada. Everybody uses it in the correct sense of the word still up here.

[DD7100]

Ironically bush sent aload of American troops to war and he is supposed to be prolife. Bush caused more harm to the army compared the harm that little fetus got which probably has not developed nerves.

[dontbabiotch]

George Carlin does this better . sorry .

[ListenSilently]

@dontbabiotch

George Carlin does everything better than everyone, well he used to anyway :(

[Reckless2772]

the football joke made me laughh so hardd! ahahaha people stop complaining its a joke i know there not gay its just humor lol

[controllingaim]

@Reckless2772 seriously , they sure as hell arent straight anyway, think outside the box man.

[XJuicyStrawperryX]

You look retarded

[dutchbb1979]

@XJuicyStrawperryX and you are.

[BecauseBabysAreTasty]

@dutchbb1979

epic responce to XJuicyStrawperryX :D

[gitghetto]

did anyone notice that the "dramatic head turn" was completely unnecessary? he was already facing the proper way.

[rsaddiction152439]

Go to encyclopedia dramatica and search Katy Perry..... They have the worst of everybody. (Including TJ). Oh, and viewer discression is advised.

[Deathley611]

@rsaddiction152439 Sorry about the late reply, but the only nude picture of her on dramatica, dosent have the same birthmark on her inner thigh like she does in her California gurls video. Jus sayin

[rsaddiction152439]

@Deathley611 Oh!!!! Really? Sorry then. Don't really look into it that much O_o

[HaxAras]

wtf is a salad bar i go to subway XD

[TELLTALERAVEN1]

hahahaha!!!! wide receiver!!!!

[distortion041]

watching your videos is the best form of procrastination ... lolz

[MyNameIsAlexDavidude]

dammit, this guy's so great! hahaha!

[chrispandabear]

I love this. xD

[cauberallies]

I had a very similar "salad bar" experience at my doctor's office recently. I'm 21, and I was sitting in a full waiting room. I was the youngest person there by about 50 years. Just listening to the things they talk about made me vow on the spot to kill myself before age 50.

I NEVER want to be that content with being so fucking dull and boring as to think of the things on sale at the supermarket this week as interesting conversation, and the Dr.Phil show as being the highlight of my day.

[connerjd]

@cauberallies Just be different from them when you get that age.

[BedAndBreakfastSho]

you look good with a beard

[connerjd]

Why the hell is TJ videos have advertisements these days.

[ArteTuga2]

@connerjd

Get adblock plus for firefox and never watch advertisements again!

;-)

[connerjd]

@ArteTuga2 Thanks for bringing that up.

[OfficialJabberwocky]

Hahaha. Nice one on the football terms.

[Bre2nan]

These videos are great. They're entertaining on their own, but watching which trolls we've managed to bait this time in the wide open sea of YouTube is freaking priceless. Keep it up, TJ!!!

[deadleviathan]

ohhhhh god that football terms shit made me laugh so hard. hahah a wide reviever going helmet to helmet....

[andylambi1]

sheer fucking genius, why arent all americans, nay, people like you???

[TheyHearUsNow]

@andylambi1 because we arent total dick heads.

[happybirthdayamelia]

@TheyHearUsNow Your reply wasn't at all of standard to cancel out or even match up to mine. =/ Quite dissappointing. Quit trolling this guys vid and go and educate yourself on the matters you claim to know about.

[andylambi1]

@TheyHearUsNow you mean you dont like this guy???

[s3ntimental]

i like pizza

[DJilneige]

I effin' love soup!

[THEGrumpyTed]

I use the word 'buddy' when I'm talking to little kids.

[ZonTheDon]

Fucking retards, how do they work?

[TheAnalyticalFailure]

@H3mi426

Yeah he is an athiest, if you weren't a total dumbass you would realise that all it takes to be athiest is to not believe in religion...

And dont even try to say that was the point of your post, as if it was some clever way of saying that I wasn't refuting what you said but rather simply regurgitating it to sound better/different, because he isn't gay or a liberal, even though you are too small minded to think that.

[H3mi426]

@TheAnalyticalFailure

Lol??

I think you are replying to a really old comment or something. I don't remember what I said, so I wont try and say it was the point of my post and it was a clever way of refuting what you said but rather simply regurgitating it to sounds better/different.

[MrMeepMoopMeep]

Katy perry's naked body is gross she has child bearing hips.

[toxedo911]

@MrMeepMoopMeep women are meant to have child bearing hips, so u want manly hips, if thats wat your into... lol

[MrMeepMoopMeep]

@toxedo911 No her hips are HUGE like it looks like shes gonna have 80 children, and no some women are more busty not huge hipped, you've obviously never seen a woman naked.

[toxedo911]

@MrMeepMoopMeep lol, ive seen alot more women than u(wat a immature response), her hips are standard(not that large tbh), its not my fault u find boyish figures attractive(kinda homo imo) each to their own i guess. btw huge chest without porpotionate waist = breast enlargement, have fun with anorexic girs

[MrMeepMoopMeep]

@toxedo911 Yah bullshit little boy, her hips are huge, I've seen better looking women. If you like women with hips like an elephant your a sick ass chubby chaser but she has awesome tits.

[toxedo911]

@MrMeepMoopMeep lool, talk about exagerration (an elephant,) shes hot, i dont know how she became chubby during these post, oh well, to each their own, u like sticks with big tits, different tastes, but u are extremely childish, hopefully when grow up girls that look like skelator are repulsive(stop tryna start a flame war)

[silenthill123321]

@MrMeepMoopMeep I want her hips she may bear my children :)

[albuorkka]

what had that football thing to do with anything^^'

[GunShard]

@albuorkka I told him about Football on another website. That the band Nickelback are retarded for using that football position. That's why he brought it up in this video, lol.

[SaintFookinJimmy]

Your videos come accross more scripted now TJ... I still like 'em... Just sayin'.

[raggsvettma]

Dramatic head----tuuuuuuuuurnnnn

[stellarshore]

whats the music at the end of the vid!!??!

[capitananonmas]

as usual, a mostly brilliant video, but I've met a lot of pleasant, happy barkeeps.

[thenewyardbirds]

im spiritual and i think the amazing athiest is the bees knees.

[soara33]

whats that jingle at the end

[Da0YiN]

football sucks so bad!!!

[aerosmith1501]

Amazing Athiest vids SUCK NOW!!! What the hell

[siwooot]

i think there were nude katy perry photos that leaked and i can tell you they're gross, she has a terrible body, she has one of those cellulite asses, i think thats the real reason she won't pose naked for a magazine

[flango8]

@siwooot The Nude pics were fake, genius

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

@flango8 What about the one where she's standing in the bathroom naked taking a picture?

[siwooot]

NFL comments for the win

thats why Rugby fucking rules

[arcelot8]

well.... out off all things... i think u are crazy man, there are some mental houses around ill wont see you no more peace

[rancorx]

It's laughable that people still claim the blame for the war is squarely on George Bush's shoulders actually its laughable and sad

[raith2006]

the Orlando thing is the same reason I don't wear t shirts with sayings on them very often, part of the reason, the other part is that stabbing people is frowned upon. also katie perry only has about 2 inches of flesh left that she hasn't already shown.

[MrE419]

Comments

1. Who'd want to see Katy Perry naked anyway?

2. 0:53 lol

[ashkore]

"go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before TUBE, type in "win" then press enter

[hadou31shakkahou]

@Mr3X7R3M3 football IS rugby , cuz he mentioned helmet =D

[Mr3X7R3M3]

wow-- if u think football (the second manliest sport, next to rugby) is gay- then you seriously have a fucked up mind.... or, all you can think about is gay stuff... either way........ now wrestling i could see you calling gay- two guys rolling around on the floor.... but football isnt gay at all

[MrPressThat]

@Mr3X7R3M3 I agree.

Football is a gentleman's sport played by brutes.

Rugby is a Brute's sport played by gentlemen.

[Oxstayne]

fucking stupid.

[CoolerKing37]

@Oxstayne Go fuck yourself, Orlando.

[Tomken8d2]

I'd show all my skin at the salad buffet if I

got more views.

And a bowl of soup.

Let's go helmet to helmet, BJUDDY

[Mommym00n]

I know a dude named Destin who lives near a town named Destin. and dont forget in Football they slap eachothers asses.

[german6134]

i agree completely what part of football isn't gay? XD

[myjizzureye]

Best video ever...fag

[369dc]

wow so true in the end they all do this.

[J05HDA]

My dog's name is Buddy. I say it many times every day.

[TheyHearUsNow]

The War in Iraq has not failed you jerk! Our brave men and women in uniform have succeeded and Iraq is now a free country! Why dont you get off your ass and thank an American and British Soldier!

[darthsasuke554]

@TheyHearUsNow lol

[TheyHearUsNow]

@darthsasuke554 You think thats funny? People died in that war!

[MolesMalone]

@TheyHearUsNow stfu you faggot.

[TheyHearUsNow]

@MolesMalone I dont have to you anti-homosexual, its a free country

[Diedin2seconds]

@TheyHearUsNow I'm sorry, I'm just still not hearing you.

[TheyHearUsNow]

@Diedin2seconds The name "TheyHearUsNow" is in refference to 9/11. The Terrorists hear us now. Not you.

[Diedin2seconds]

@TheyHearUsNow I know this, I was being sarcastic. But you seem to take everything to the literal point, so basically, stfu.

[TheyHearUsNow]

@Diedin2seconds Wow manners...

[fukkuutube]

@TheyHearUsNow ya they are free to run around the ground soaked in depleted uranium and play in the ruined infrastructure. Then DU will give them cancer and they will die a horrible early death. plus we get the oil. Wow thats sounds so free to me

[TheyHearUsNow]

@fukkuutube Your wrong on so many levels. Iraq has free elections and free market and free speech. No more Saddam, they are now independent.

[happybirthdayamelia]

@TheyHearUsNow uuuhm, Iraq is NOT a free country lmfao.

[TheyHearUsNow]

@happybirthdayamelia Ummm maybe you should really do some research on that one bonehead.

[happybirthdayamelia]

@TheyHearUsNow Ihave you half-wit. I am a 3rd year university student practising law. I have on many occasions dabbled in the affairs of foreign nations and am very up to date with foreign affairs. Iraq is NOT free, does NOT have free votes, is STILL under the control of extremist leaders and is still under the toll of conservative/sexist/homophobic­/chauvinistic/patriarchal traditions/beliefs/culture/gov­ernment.

[TheyHearUsNow]

@happybirthdayamelia You last comment shows me your just rambleing and that you are willing to make things up because of your extreme leftist views and hatred of conservatism. I dont really know if you are a university student or not.

[PreludeToRagnarok]

@TheyHearUsNow It's not over yet. Just saying.

[GuitarRockinChick18]

fondle yourself chuckingly .... oops freudian slip LMAO

[Kmangod]

I usually say FU PAL.  PAL meaning Personal Ass Licker. :)

[curanderos]

refreshing to see american football outed. less cliche than dumping on soccer.

[UltimateDarknezz999]

I live in Orlando, glad my name isn't Orlando.

[FK4SD]

@UltimateDarknezz999

It's a guy I know named Diego who lives in San Diego

[counterclockwise123]

Amazing.  As usual.

[LordHines420]

I fucking love you.

[696codeman]

american football is the shittest sport, go watch a game of rugby or AFL and tell me if any of the players from the NFL could perform to that level, and witstand from showboating.

[JOHNLENNONWINZ]

@696codeman There isn't a singl pro rugby player that could last in the NFL.

[TheNothingOriginal]

I LOVE SOUP <3

[TheRealScarr]

"Dramatic Head-Turn!!!" HAHA!!!! You never touched on the fact that G.W.'s fetus in a jar was miscarried. How the fuck does he get "Anti-Abortion" from a fucking Miscarriage? What kind of stupidity and delusions did he use to connect the two?

[Obsidianspark]

Man. TJ, you're on fire! Haha "Waterboard that sunuvabitch!

[haltrix]

ummmmm guys there are katie perry nude photos or actually photo. . . but its still a picture so if you guys wanna check that out google it or something

[DreamwaIker]

"It's too bad no one ever showed [President Bush] a failed war in a jar."

love it

[rybub07]

@DreamwaIker "WATERBOARD THAT SUM BITCH!"

[alexfromiami]

hey man your video quality looks great.what do u use?

[AsTheTrollsTurn]

katy perry is almost completely nude in her music videos but yeah she needs to unleash the beaver. bush's mother had a fetus in a jar? how did she get it? is collecting fetuses her hobby or something? lol

[TheRealScarr]

@AsTheTrollsTurn It was a miscarriage she had, which makes her a morbid retard and Bush is just a retard for connecting a miscarried fetus to his Anti-Abortion stance.

[tylurlee]

more random thoughts, please.

[COD4SNiiPA]

i don't agree with the football thing.. if you went out and tried to play football yo'd get your ass kicked.

[rybub07]

@COD4SNiiPA No man, he'd be the perfect offensive lineman. Also I don't think someone making a reference to a video game like Call of Duty should be talking about toughness.

[TheRealScarr]

@rybub07 Someone with a name referencing Call of Duty shouldn't be talking about anything. Ever.

[COD4SNiiPA]

@rybub07 why the hell not.

[rybub07]

@COD4SNiiPA If you can't figure it out then you should probably go talk to your parents about it, kid

[marcuspinson]

religion is poison to a logical society

[The8347135]

Hitler respected the sanctity of life as much as Bush

[Jenoki]

funny :D

[Bdawg71692]

lmao @ the football stuff.

[utopiandream21]

god ur a dick!..hmm im thinking the appropriate label for you is redneck?

[deadphish09]

Oh wow that football stuff made me lol

[ericsbuds]

wish she would pose nude in my bedroom

[twistedsk8]

Already seen her naked.

[Doobsnacks]

@twistedsk8 WHERE

[orf32]

Just show tits then! (Katy Perry, not you TJ! lol)

[yuo252]

@orf32 TJ SHOW ME YOUR TITS

[mattshane]

If you tried this in a comedy club you would get close to zero laughs. The jokes were embarrassingly lame. I would recommend not opening with the worst joke you could think of.

[12eebok]

@mattshane I thought it was funny.

[VitriolicAC]

@mattshane OHOHOHO we've got ourselves a comedy critic butting in where he doesn't belong.

[MyCommentsRMaturelol]

I remember the days when you had something worthwhile to say. I might as well unsub instead of never having the patience to finish one of these shitty videos. Intelligent religious/political commentary? PSHHHHH NAW DUDE. LET'S MAKE GAY JOKES ABOUT FOOTBALL. THAT'S ORIGINAL RIGHT?!

[DauntlessScourge]

@MyCommentsRMaturelol U mad?

[lildread1]

@MyCommentsRMaturelol

so you cant handle social commentary? you expect him to rant about religion all day long? Do you think 1 sub out of thousands matter?

[MyCommentsRMaturelol]

@lildread1 That is NOT (intelligent) social commentary.

[DemonHunter7609]

Dick chainy eats fetus for lunch? How fucked up can one individual get? Having Dick for a first name is bad enough by it's self.

[BobSpotOn]

Katy Perry won't pose nude? That broke my heart.

[TheLonelyImmortal]

@BobSpotOn She already DID pose nude- find the pic online. It's an unofficial pic, like Miley Cirus's nude(s).

[Justonelastkiss]

Haha, I live in Orlando.

[Metallic742]

awesome

[bboyjtek]

lol @ football

[Hashkid420]

failed war in a jar lmao so ture

[StageNameSadie]

i fucking love you