Ellen's New Job at a Gas Station

[RachelClare44]

I love ellen so much!

[mcg102789]

Brush you teeth in circles :)

[goldeneye0010]

oh god this is so funny

[chupis11666]

best prank ever!!!

[dothedancewithnopant]

They don't have a ton of these in the Twin Cities :(

[oregonflatland]

every day is full service at oregon gas stations since it's illegal to pump your own gas. you never have to get out of your vehicle. some places will wipe your windows for you too.

[jethrodassam]

@oregonflatland  The same for New Jersey.

[say1wht1now]

LOL like if you tried to press the like button at the beggining of the video LOL i tried to and ended up play-pause-play-pause-play-pau­se LOL funny shiz! OH SNAP....y i say tht?

[jasonbsa]

@say1wht1now LOL.. what are you trying do? copy the top comments and tried to get likes? that never worked.

[jessiefills]

LOL the first guy looks like tony from jimmy kimmel..:)

[destroyior25]

Ellen i have a project due tmrw

[hollywoodshopaholic]

I love how she kept saying "full service!"

[motorbreath1983]

I want that bumper sticker! xP

[vcatgirl1234]

UHH?? watup wit the play button i thought it was stuck ah aha ha i was like wat theeee ??? gosherss like trickyy

[MsMami321]

LOL! I was laughing this whole video!!

[iLOVEmusic1279]

when ellen says full service, she means it!

[Heart234566]

I love the mini squigy for the sunglasses!

[elyssia555]

@MelEnvision I did the same thing lol!!!!

[saaar101]

3:58 omg ellen yu make my day !

[lexerization]

Thtz wierd cause were i live we dont have to get out of the car to put gas ..instead there is ppl doing it for us.....i noticed is jst this state only .,.!!!

[flower5890]

I loved how she puts bumper stickerson their cars. Have you ever tried to take off a bumper sticker?

[citrine376]

@flower5890 I think they were magnetic, but I really want one of those now haha

[enchancer4life1997]

"you want me to blowdry your hair?" ROFL!!!

[eldotor101]

I love ellen

[Eyeglompyou]

<3 Ellen!!! =D 

[wisdom9195]

'I'm the pregnant man you saw in Oprah" hahaha lol

[shoeib123]

that girl is such a boring person, cheer up bitch ellen in here

[Zeec360]

Am I the only one who wishes I was one of those lucky people.

[smilesformysaviour]

ellen you should always brush in circles it's bad for your teeth if you brush up and down.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

unsure if pregnant man joke was meant to be transphobic or racist

[cooliemomoyoyo]

2:20 ANYONE LIKE "BIIITTTTCCCCHHH"

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

@cooliemomoyoyo yeah really she cracked a smile at one point but jesus she looks miserable and bitter and that would suck to be her!

[gweynethcathy26]

LMAO.....:)))))))))))))

[silverhishin12]

Wish I had been filling my tank there!!!!

[pinkey5581]

hhahahahahaaha im the pregnat man you saw on oprah hahah

[WakeUpUrADramaQueen]

It's a video within a video....INCEPTION!

[MountainQueen]

@WakeUpUrADramaQueen haha I was just gonna say that

[JaylaAvie]

Is it just me or did that man getting his hair and nails done look so much more fab afterwards? :D

[IroNiCMySaltyAlmonds]

A video inside a video? ITS VIDEOCEPTION :O

[bottomsupbabex3]

Lmfaooo the play button at the beginning didn't work

[dirtybase91]

ahaha the girl at 2:08 , she looks like has no soul

[jaden6561]

i like when she blow drys that mans hair at 4:5

[bandgeekatheart1992]

I tried to click the play button at the beginning

[TheCommenter01]

this is inceptiontube

[TheMusicLover621]

thumbs up if u clicked play in the middle of the screen and it paused your video :P

[PowderMuffins]

LOL @ 1:48 - his just like "/waiting for you to take credit card" and ellens like "/wipe wipe wipe."

[TheWizardWeiss]

Who else tried to click the play button in the beginning of the video

[kvuz151]

@TheWizardWeiss nope, i clicked the "pause" button instead.. haha get it? :D

[gokharol]

LOL it's a video inside another one

[CheekyMee1034]

I don't get how she can keep a straight face while dong this i mean i would crack up laughing...

[swifty041]

@CheekyMee1034 yeah i would probably do that too :D

[jamestaylorparker]

wonder how long it takes to get a car filled up from ellen...anyone?

[shaunmm2k]

Man, she's creative!

[Irishmats]

Funny

[Asstasticplastic2]

hahaah god i llove her

[hanabana37]

chick at 2:03 looks pissed

[ohceegee]

@hanabana37 she's pissed throughout the whole video. I'm pretty sure one of the dislikes is from her. and maybe she made 4 more acounts to add other dislikes lol

[SlimShaney08]

how many tried to click the arrow on the screen lol

[AbbeyAnnexo]

God, Ellen is just such a funny person. I would meet her over any celeb anyday. 

[MelEnvision]

Am I the only one who tried to click the play button at the start of the video lol?

[anma22326]

@MelEnvision no it fool me also lol that makes two of us ^___^

[nickjonas345]

@MelEnvision I tried! lol

[hypertailsx2]

@MelEnvision yes you are

[MelEnvision]

@hypertailsx2 No I'm not. 

[thepetro100]

@MelEnvision lol i tryed to change the volume hahahah :D

[MinecraftDude4]

@MelEnvision Yes because when the vid was loading i looked at this comment -_-

[sydneysocial]

@MelEnvision lol, then i scrolled down and saw this and laughed.

[josereviews13]

holy shit!!!! sooo fukin funny ! where do she com up with shit jajajajaj

[aerminsar]

OMG!!!!! I WAS LAUGHING TOO HARD I FELL OFF MY ROLLING CHAIR.. & ROLLED MORE ON THA FLOOR!!! AHHAHAHAHAH tha part that cracked me up was tha sticker she put on tha guys car.. "I WAS THA PREGNANT MAN U SAW ON OPRAH!" LMBO!!!!

[BeTi1710]

I like it when she gets out and does stuff like this. It's so funny

[becca5star]

if you want full service at a gas station go to New jersey!!! lol people used to think i was an idiot when i went out of state and didn't know how to pump my own gas

[YoureSmart]

omg hhahahahahah i love ellen....she soo cool!

[annielimyz]

What's with the stuck up girl in black

[dookiekong007]

@annielimyz was that Vanessa Hudgen? lol

[meastarduh]

Haha Ellen always makes my day xD

[AtiantaG]

The massage part and the dancing too. OMG! SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

[FrecklesSmiles]

she would be the coolest mom ever

[Littlemsfunny]

Ellen made me tear!! LOL!!!

[BadGal916]

that smoke thing on the car was HILARIOUS!

omg. i cant stop laughing! 

[MrStar445]

Oh how I  love her

[DoUdO1000]

The girl with sunglasses wanted to lough u can see when she smiled @ 2:18

[wilsonjules11]

I'm the pregnant man you saw on Oprah? Hahaha, that's good.

[mcrfreak94]

That was awesome. I wish she would meet me up at my gas station and give me free gas.

[iheartpinkandsparkle]

Am I the only one who wanted to punch the girl with the black sunglasses who was acting like Ellen didn't exist? I don't think I am..

[woofmeow93]

i love her mini windshield wiper:))

[kiddiekandy]

Ellen your the best example as a celebrity to follow ... I love you lots and lost

[UpsessedMinecraft]

Ellen is sooooo frekin funny

[MrXamzah]

this is not funny itz fucking boring

[YuutinSiikunMusic]

Every video i see of her fooling around or being silly to people, i just love her more and more! -3

[MomoHasMuffins]

Ellen is just out of this world XD

[FunIsOurs]

ellen is the best

[ernietje1234]

omg she is crazy i love it

[darkprincess590]

lol i love Ellen

[327bran]

wow 644 thumbs up is tuff to beat.....LETS DO THIS PEOPLE!!!

[etdancegurl]

It was so cute when the other old man cut in!!

[etdancegurl]

Haha that one girl with the sunglasses was hysterical ellen was goofing off and she looked totally bored! LMAO

[ccbejar85]

Ellen is fucken hot!

[vicky89803]

3:40 and 1:50 are my favorite!!:) I -3 Ellen

[azula432]

haha i <3 ellen. i wonder if they notice its her.....

[azula432]

haha i <3 ellen

[BLAKPEARL69]

lol i wish i was there. ellen is hilarious.

[kiwi20069]

:)

[sisss7]

1:50 oh my gosh :DDDDDDDDD

[alvaroee14]

That black girl with the glasses and the Emo look was fugly!!! bleagh! And she was boring. Bitch. Haha

[rhona1895]

i wish there are more ellen's in the world! :) :D

[paulallan1000]

Imagine being with that miserable bitch with the black hair what a life that would be

[slmsmanutd]

The girl with the black hair, ungrateful bitch lol

[3194birthday]

hahaha!! how could someone possibly dislike this?!?!?!?!?!

[jochoa223]

omgg gotta love ellen

[9SweetiePie7]

can someone pleeease turn down the music?!?!? lol

[ivetastedblood]

the unamused teenager looks so funny lol

[roxyrocky00]

i tryed to unpause ut too i so stupied

[JamesianDGAF]

sunglasses girl typical californa girl lol..

[bg11215]

Ellen is so wacky, I love her!

[BoredSilhouette]

Thumbs up for 5:01!! :D

[katecutiekat]

i wanna be a that gas station!

[pen817]

lmao i love ellen

[Waahoup]

That girl looks like shes out of the Adams Family...come on...I'm a teenager.. I love rock music and moshing at concerts...and I have no shame saying I FUCKING LOVE ELLEN!

[originaljewelfanatic]

OMG I so want your job...I laugh so hard I cry and pee at the same time.

Thank god for the internet or I would never get to see this stuff. You are too funny!

[Flashygrrl]

Haha that black haired teenager looks about as unimpressed as it could get. What a snot!

[RMusicnetworks]

l0l.. i hope you can unstick that.. XD im the pregenant man you saw on opera?

[jewelrox]

@RMusicnetworks its a magnet. 

[jewelrox]

@RMusicnetworks its a magnet.

[sportluvr2662]

holy fuck...ellen i love you

[papibossiklan]

yeah... i miss the full service stations

[x3jUstCHilLiNx3]

the girl at 2:04 has no sense of humor. probably thinks shes too cool for anyone *-*

[NickLovesPopcorn]

Omg this woman.... Lol

[GermanGarmendia]

2:08 ... that's one happy girl

[ramibieber]

LMFAO BEST JOB EVEER

[JoanneN61]

Dat black haired girl luks soooo dry nd ticked off. like this is u agree !!!

[rock1rock2rock]

that one guy that had his nails done was awesome!

[bbz23ful]

i wish she could do this more often lol ahahah shes too funny

[myhearstinpieces]

How does she come up with this stuff????!!!!

[TheTiddlewinkMakers]

Lolz ellen had a salon goin on in the parking lot of the gas station! (; hahahahhaa

[FindCakeEatCake]

That bitch with the sunglasses had absolutely no sense of humour.

[smothersmoth1]

@FindCakeEatCake Thats Ellen u Pussie Bitch

[FindCakeEatCake]

@smothersmoth1

No, the one in the car. With the black hair.

[musesmoon]

@FindCakeEatCake

HAHAHAHAHHA THATS EXCTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!

[tophitslister101]

@FindCakeEatCake r u talkin' bout ellen????

[FindCakeEatCake]

@tophitslister101 No. The one with the dark hair... =)

[tophitslister101]

@FindCakeEatCake i knew it! but didn't you see her smile whe she turned around?

[markdhen]

@FindCakeEatCake are you pertaining to your self? i wonder...

[accesskb]

@FindCakeEatCake haven't had a dick in a while i think xD

[Jun123]

@FindCakeEatCake Your right she was a bitch. I would be freaking out if Ellen gave me free gas. What was up that girls ass anyway. Ellen was trying to make her laugh.

[lilmissswaggar101]

the guuy at 4:54 was like its my turn now buddy lol

[fickledheart]

Awww, she's so cute in her little outfit :)

[zodiackhyrro]

"You want an omelet?"- that's what I call full service!

[VeldaMallory]

This is Hilarious Whahaha

[Jazz55616]

omg i love her shes soo funny

[bfree1ml]

this is literally hysterical! where does she get all the extra stuff from??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L

[lexwashere]

who would not want to be filled up by Ellen???? hahaa

[Keeby12]

3:16 that dude is now officially my hero... him & Ellen :-)

[kneeyuckah]

id be so grateful to eat an omelet made by ellen <3

[kristycyw]

haha love what she does in her free time. I wanna be in that gas station.

[noprettycool]

lol ellen is amazing !!! 

[belleovre]

thumbs up if you tried to unpause it at 0:00

[pandabears103]

@belleovre i so did that :)

[DiCaprioLWD]

@belleovre I waited for 1 minute after I unpause.

[happyface262]

@belleovre yea i tried to do that lol

[sassyfrass321]

lol Ellen is the best! I wish I could hang with her for just one day!

[selenagomez494]

"im the pregnent man you saw on oprah"

OMG I LMAO

[jinalebcooll]

the girl in black is not a bitch but a gothic or should i say a vampire that in real life doesnt laugh but only cries and is ready to die.. poor mom!

[liverpoollibra1]

LOl at that man getting the massage :)

[SleepyDisso]

That's an interesting reason to hate someone. Just because they didn't laugh.

[SkylarPro]

@SleepyDisso nah, just because they behaved like a stone cold bitch

[SleepyDisso]

@SkylarPro lmao. Ah, ignorance.

[SkylarPro]

@SleepyDisso ah, fuck you.

[SleepyDisso]

@SkylarPro Nah, I'm good.

[SkylarPro]

@SleepyDisso you sure don't seem good

[SleepyDisso]

@SkylarPro I'm a master of disguise.

[SkylarPro]

@SleepyDisso at least of that one thing

[F3mMke]

So i find it So Awesome that everyone is such a Soacial reader these days. they can judge someone in 3 seconds.

I guess there's a new virus coming up ..

[Sunshine24co2003]

lolz