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  • Haha I might watch the trilogy now!

  • i'd give anything for a whiff of old toby

  • There sure are some mentally unbalanced folks communicating on this here thing!

  • Does he really say, "the finest weed"?

  • fuck yeah man

  • If I ever get caught stoned, this is what I will tell the police officers when they ask me what I'm smoking :)

  • thumbs up if u want to get baked with gandalf! :P

  • DID HE JUST SAY WEED

  • damn them homies be blazin. thats some grade A Harlequin..or is it Sour OG? fuck it im too stoned

  • theres no fuckin way thats tobacco

    

  • @groovygrandmaprod its not. he even says its the "finest weed in all of south farthing"

    theyre smoking Old Toby

  • @TheLoganguest

    Yes, because I'm sure that Middle Earth had the same slang terms for drugs that modern-day Americans use. e_e

  • I swear I think Gandalf was blazed the whole LOTR series. Which is the reason why he was so boss!!

  • Oh, for the love of... It's pipe tobacco, for crying out loud, people! -_-;

  • @xxCorianderxx The finest weed in the southfarthing.. what does that mean i wonder...

  • @xxCorianderxx Normally i would say its just pipe tobacco, however he does say " Finest Weed in all of south Farthing ". Which in term makes me think that its not pipe tobacco. Not like its that big of a deal.

  • @blizzy00 its tobacco dumbass... Tolkien's books explain they derive from the plant named Nicotina... for shit's sakes the man was a tobacco smoker... .fucking dick sucker... get your brain out of the frying pan your losing brain cells with that cannabis shit!!! SAVE YOURSELF FUCKING IDIOT!!!

  • @trekkian88

    Whoa, someone is a pent up asshole.

    Take a deep breath and a chill pill, prick. " Get your brain out of the frying pan ", Lol, what are you a middle aged woman or something?. You do realize no studies have proven THC and THB kill brain cells. Some components in Cannabis have been found to actually be neuroprotective.

    I bet you violently masturbate to Lort Of The Rings or something, you have serious issues bro. I would seriously consider some therapy, or less D&D.

  • @blizzy00 hey man SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! You repeat bullshit half-ass studies on marijuana like a dick sucking christian quotes bible verses. And speak English next time!! I don't know what a nigger chill pill is!!!

  • @trekkian88

    Whoa, what a shocker. I call you out, and insult you in various ways. Then your ONLY retaliation is " Shut the fuck up " and " Nigger ". So let me get this straight, me quoting SCIENTIST approved studies, is dumber than you spouting racial slurs and " Fuck you"?. I honestly just think your upset i made you look stupid in-front of all of your Ring buddies. FYI i speak great English, as i am from NY.

    Suck my giant floppy dick, you little fucking gremlin.

  • @blizzy00 everybody from NY is a cock sucker.... 9/11 was funny as fuck!! and how about quoting the other scientists who don't share your point of view biased fuck!!! EAT SHIT PIECE OF SHIT NEW YORKER!!!

  • @trekkian88

    I actually find 9/11 funny as well, as not everyone from NY, is from the City. Fucking jackass. However you probably find it funny as a lot of people died, and i found it funny as it was an inside job. And also, there has yet to be a proven study by ANY scientists that shows that THC Damages or kills brain cells. You must get your Cannabis facts from " Reefer Madnes" .

    Damn.

    You get REALLY frustrated when you cant think of anything to say. Funny stuff.

  • @blizzy00 SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY NIGGER!!!!

  • @trekkian88

    Damn, racial slurs also?.

    Man your cool.

  • @blizzy00

    Hello, Blizzy00, I would like to point out, that I am an avid LOTR lover and play D&D, and not all of the opinions that Trekkian88 says are necessarily true for all of us. Thank you for your time.

  • @Zevshar

    Ah, finally i speak to a civilized human being.

    Funny, on alter of the weekends i actually smoke some tree's with my old High School buddies, and play D&D. I guess some people just cant accept that Cannabis users aren't as stupid and simplistic as what is projected in the US's " Above The Influence " campaign. It's good to know only 1/100th of the LOTR Community is as stupid as @Trekkian88.

    Good day fine Sir.

  • Weed has been legalized in the Shire.

  • I wish the Lord of the Rings was real.

  • @weaponbros it does exist... but in a parallel reality

  • @8drewski ohhhh.

  • See everybody smoke's weed.

  • Can't wait for The Unexpected Journey in Dec! :D

  • TOLKIEN ALL DAY.

  • If Someone Made A Boat I Will Call Them God..

  • "This will be a night to remember."

  • Thats how you know the lucy kicked in

  • I'll be "tolkin" till am choking

  • Thumbs up if you like breasts!!!!

  • Take a toke.

  • 0:07- Rookie smoke ring

  • bilbo, you will not remember a damn thing if you try and outsmoke Gandalf

  • what to music???

    

  • its not pot you stoners. its pipe weed. whitch jrr tolkin says is a tobacco 

  • @nickmorganmusic jrr tolkin may have intended the pipeweed to be a stimulant, similar to the functioning of nicotine, but that was in his books. Screenplay in the movie might have intended differently.

  • ...I wonder what kind of munchies these bawce ass mothafuckas ate after lol xD

  • they bout to get high and go to the party. swag

  • that aint shiiiaaat i can make Titanic with smoke ma niggah

  • Have you noticed how all the good characters in The Lord of the Rings smoke, drink and overeat?

  • In LotR (Or at least LotRO), they smoke pipeweed.

  • whoever disliked this is a chinnis

  • Me and my friends watched this movie high as hell after 2 joints and 3 hits of hash each on the waterfall bong, i tell you, it was insane! This scene had us rolling on the floor. It was hilarious seeing gandalf's big ass pipe and then imagining what it would be like to smoke from it. That and all the battle scenes, fights, and supernatural shit were almost surreal.

  • "Gandalf my old friend.... This is some good shiiiiat!"

  • It is purely possible, to blow ships of smoke, but only when you smoke the finest 'weed' in the Southfarthing.

  • hey gandolf wanna get drunk tonight ? "you read my mind"you want pot or hash? "a little bit of both"

  • Cheech and Chong.

  • Smokin on a junt

  • Dammm what kind of weed is that

  • @khgeek2000 It is some variety of Nicotiana.

  • @khgeek2000 Old Toby ^^

  • if Tolkien was alive today he would agree with me and how the book can be viewed in many ways, its people like you who ruin the series and force a unimaginative view on how literal the book is when it can be viewed subjectively in the imagination of others. Thanks.

  • @obviousotter You obviously do not understand Tolkien at all. He was extremely conservative his entire life and rejected how the counterculture had adopted his works, yet you think he would support your entirely different and false view of his stated fact. I am not forcing an unimaginative view of Tolkien's world at all. I would and have willingly sat down for hours to discuss the origins of Tom Bombadil, the puzzle of the two Glorfindels, and the ancestry of Prince Imrahil and I have accepted

  • @obviousotter all of the theories presented as possibilties. However I do not sit there and stubbornly spout my own point of view over and over again no matter how many times I am proven wrong as you have. That is what I define as unimaginative.

  • @dagniranum You must joking?

  • hobbits aren't great warriors, nor are they considered among the wise. no, their passion seems to be in food, and the brewing of ale, and the smoking of pipe weed...

  • @halfNERD17 and the elimination of world-destroying rings of power :)

  • No wise wizard would smoke tobacco, but who knows cause Einstein smoked tobacco. Well, he smoked a pipe of something...

  • 0:23

    wtf man im tripping

  • The question isn't what Tolkien ment it to be the question is what Peter Jackson ment it to be. Tolkien didn't write the movie.

  • I don't doubt that it's the finest weed...

  • Pipe-weed does not equal tobacco, its just that, pipe-weed another fictional aspect of the LOTR world. ( if it was a real substance it probably would be cannabis because no wise wizard is gona be stupid enough to smoke tobacco.)

  • @OxiC1eanGuy Pipe-weed does equal tobacco. From The Hobbit, page 4, "And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain." And no wise wizard would be idiot enough to smoke cannabis when there is a good pipe with a bowl full of tobacco nearby. Now if you will excuse me, I am off to go have a smoke of my pipe.

  • @dagniranum

    Dude, all wizards smoke is cannabis. they are wizards... WIZARDS, not my fucking dad they are bad ass wizards. They prob smoke the best shit too.

  • @obviousotter Tolkien must have been incorrect when he wrote The Hobbit then. He clearly wrote the word tobacco and yet despite the quote from the book you insist that it must be cannabis. Hmm. Let's consider who is in the right, you or the author of the books. I tend to lean towards the author being correct, especially considering he was the Merton Professor of English Language and Literature in Oxford, redefined the way the world considered the work Beowulf, wrote the definitive edition of Sir

  • @dagniranum you cant just let it be can you. you cant just let me imagine it can you. you damn idiot, its a book let my imagination be and live on while I read the book, it does not hurt you that I lead on the incorrect image but apparently you have to crush the world around me. Fuck you. It is people like you who ruin any fun on this youtube video.

  • @obviousotter You just can't admit the truth, can you? You just can't accept that maybe you might be wrong, can you? You thrice-damned moron. If you had actually read the books you would know that it is tobacco, because it clearly says that it is tobacco as I showed in the quote that I posted. No, it does not hurt me that you lead an askewed view of The Lord of the Rings and if you had decided not to respond to my comment then I never would have made my comments, so the fault of me destoying

  • @obviousotter your world view lies entirely upon your shoulders. Go get imprisoned in Angband. It is fools like you who ruin The Lord of the Rings for the true work of beauty and art that it is.

  • @dagniranum hey man just let people have their fun. i like to think they're smoking some fine phat bowls of sweet smelling ganja. but thats just me. if the idea of that scares you ok. dont think about it. besides Tolkien later stated he prefered the term pipe-weed because the word tobacco is an arakwan word from the new world. in other words an anachronism. now i rape the replay button

  • @TheVertigo100 I like how you told called me a troll and told no one to respond to me, yet you have done it twice. Your mistake. I never once stated that some person falsely believing that Bilbo and Gandalf are smoking "ganja" frightens me. That is your own statement made to make me look a craven. It failed utterly and makes you look the coward for suggesting it. I suppose that I should congratulate you on being able to use wikipedia to look up pipe-weed and discover the origin of Tolkien's

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  • @TheVertigo100 usage of the term "pipe-weed." Obviously you either purposely left out or ignored the direct quote by Tolkien in the very same section where he said that Hobbits "imbibed or inhaled through pipes of clay or wood, the smoke of the burning leaves of an herb, which they called pipe-weed or leaf, a variety probably of Nicotiana."

    I am finding myself to be far less of a troll than you. I am engaging in thoughtful debate. You are the one attempting to provoke an ill-manered response.

  • @obviousotter Gawain and the Green Knight, and was a leading author of literary criticism and scholar of the medieval world. Also Tolkien himself smoked a tobacco pipe and described himself as "a Hobbit in all but size." Therefore it makes logical sense that the characters in The Lord of the Rings smoke not cannabis, but tobacco.

  • @dagniranum man i have read all the books and love them. ur a hater and a troll. no oine respond to the troll

  • @dagniranum If Tolkien described himself as "a Hobbit in all but size", then he must also have the jovial attributes of a Hobbit. Which would cause me to assume that he would be okay with thw assumption that some people thought they smoke weed. Im sure Tolkein would agree that the Hobbits really just want to have fun, and a laugh. At the end of the day he wrote for us, and if some readers/viewers interpret it in a way (unintended by him) to make the experience more entertaining, then thats fine.

  • and that my children are how babies are made......

  • Gandalf is such a cunt

    He's like fuck your smoke ring ya bitch

    I can smoke a whole fucking ship nigaa

  • Throughout the whole trilogy my favorite moments is when they are in the Shire :)

  • what a fucking pimp

  • pipe-weed = tobacco

  • @Ryan0556 Well, if it's only tobacco, why does Saruman say this to Gandalf when they're walking in isengard: ''The halflings weed have clearly slowed your mind''. Or something like that... any way I guess tobacco doesn't slow wizards mind.

  • @Ryan0556 dont bother bud, its thirteen year olds on youtube even if they hear a gardener say "de-weeding" they go nuts

  • @PaintGuru24 They probably haven't even smoked it lol.

  • @Ryan0556 pipe- weed= cannabis

    Pipe = smoking accesory + weed = cannabis = hell of a trip

  • If Gandalf thinks it's ok to smoke, then it's ok :)

  • I remember almost pissin my pants in the theater, when the fireworks went off after that last line.

  • @tatetalk Seriously though

  • You can buy Old Toby at Justforhim

  • Don't forget hobbits were crazy about mushrooms too!

  • Once I lived in an apartment that was like a hobbit hole. I never stopped thinking about this scene. Nor did I stop re-enacting it. Ah, the good ol’ days…

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  • i need to get one of these!!

  • and after this scene the fireworks scares the shit out of you...hhahhah

  • why is that the manliest scene in any movie ever? because freaking gandalf is smoking weed AND just blew an old spice clipper ship out of his mouth.

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  • I have the pipe. everytime i smoke it i pretend i have the finest weed in the south farthing

  • lol bilbo looks blazed

  • i just bought a smaller glass pipe like the ones in this scene. i named it Ganjalf in his honor.

  • FlyingDutchman boat...

  • i want to do that!

  • People who reference weed in this ruin the scene. Pipe Tobacco: a smart thinker type of smoking experience. Weed: a dumbing and mindless experience. Which do you think Gandalf applies to more?

  • @StatuesBleedingGreen chilll with the hate mann. just take a hit of weed and alls will be goodd mann.

  • @StatuesBleedingGreen with modertion, weed can be a healthy, mind-expanding experience, instead smoking shit that rapes your lungs

  • @StatuesBleedingGreen Yes because deliberately destroying your heart and acquiring lung cancer (mouth cancer if you don't inhale) is "smart thinking."

    I guess if you're okay with completely obliterating your health, feeling as though you're breathing through a coffee stirrer, and hauling around a tank of oxygen for the rest of your "life," by all means, continuing smoking tobacco. More weed for the rest of us :P

  • @xXxLAMBOFGOD12xXx Weed damages your lungs just as bad as pipe tobacco. Pipe tobacco has no additives. So many pot smokers think weed is the miracle drug that causes no harm. They don't know the half of it.

  • @StatuesBleedingGreen Educate yourself... PLEASE, watch a documentary or look it up on the internet, there has NEVER been ANY proof that marijuana effects you negatively in any way, shape, or form. Just because you don't like marijuana (or haven't tried it), doesn't mean you have to have a "Reefer Madness" view on it. All the negatives you hear about it are just lies brought forth by the government, and people who have never tried it.

  • @StatuesBleedingGreen Look up the documentaries "The Union: The Business Behind Getting High" and "Marijuana: A Chronic History." You'll be surprised at how little you actually know about marijuana.

  • @StatuesBleedingGreen hey man. in the end, your still gonna die.

  • @StatuesBleedingGreen Well that's like, you know, just your opinion, man.

  • Such a peaceful setting to chill and get blazed! Wow. I wanna find a smoke spot like THAT!

  • midle earth's weed is serious shit 0:14

  • BLAZE IT

  • I wish i could blow smoke ships :(

  • OG stoners

  • "You might find that smoke blown out cleared your mind of shadows within. Anyway, it gives patience, to listen to error without anger." - Gandalf

  • lol bilbo and gandalf are smokin the ganja

  • Look at the clouds. (Not the smoke)

  • Ganjalf

  • As i lay here, burning blunts with my homie,

    i wish to blow ships, like ones grown by toby

  • he's got that magic kush

  • I wanna know how to make that ship!

  • did he say "the finest weed"

  • @ReadMyCommentBitch Yes. In the south valley. xD

  • @ReadMyCommentBitch Yes and in Tolkien's books its Pipe-Weed

  • @ReadMyCommentBitch In middle earth they smoke pipe-weed.

  • I've only ever been able to blow a sail ship out of smoke once in my life, every time I try now I get the fucking Titanic that always breaks up before it sets off.

  • @AnimationPlantation Omg dude your comment made my day =P

  • @AnimationPlantation Literally impossible lol

  • @grkmalaka12 what? the titanic sinking? thats what the engineers said about the actual titanic but it sunk!

  • @AnimationPlantation Yeah i know i was trolln, i was saying you doing that was impossible.

  • @grkmalaka12 yeah me to with my titanic sinking reply, ahhhhh I'm probably as bored as you are right now :S Yeeeeeah back to Gears of War 3 for now :D it's torque bow tag weekend

  • i can make a boat....

  • gandalfs got that dank

  • 0:14

    fail, gandolf didnt inhale thats 3 tokes

  • @darkweaversythnas you dont inhale pipesmoke

  • @StatuesBleedingGreen

    really i know plenty of people that do

  • @darkweaversythnas You do if it's weed.. :D just not when it's pipe tobacco or cigar tobacco.

  • @v1etnammer

    aah right well thats why hehe

  • @StatuesBleedingGreen Only if it's pipe tobacco or cigar tobacco. With him saying "3 tokes" I'm sure he's referencing to weed, in which case you do inhale.

  • You want a pipe like gandalf or bilbo's? They're called churchwarden pipes.

  • I bet Gandalf puts hash in his pipe

  • But the point is that people (even myself) like to think that they are smoking cannabis, because it makes the movie hit a little closer to home if ya know what I mean, like we have obscurity in common with a great wizard.

  • @lopiklop They might also be smoking sage. When you burn it and inhale the smoke excessively it provokes illusions, or so I've heard.

  • @lopiklop

    stfu

  • @lopiklop Yes and no Cannabis was used by Humans for hundreds of years even tho this is fantasy you can relate some parts of the movie with eras from a few hundreds years ago were they used Cannabis for writing paper,rope,clothes, cooking, smoking etc. So hemp is not an obscurity like you mentioned it is a great crop that does more than what people believes it does it can also make car fuels if u didn't know that. Cannabis is awesome and our Constitution is made out of Cannabis!!!

  • @deathlord619

    One, cannabis is not cool AT ALL. Two, they are not smoking weed. If you read the books, you would know that Tolkien mentioned that Old Toby was simply nicotiana....or nicotine, in other words. Toliken loved playing with languages, and 'Old Toby' was probably a joke etymology for the word tobacco.

  • @Serena2009ification before you hate, go smoke a joint! i guarantee itll kill whatever crawled up your ass pertaining to your views on bud... and second, they changed it from crappy nicotine to weed for the movie, not everything remains the same in transition from books to movies.

  • @Munkadelix Thats your uneducated opinion but Marijuana is the number one crop our constitution is made out of hemp and cancer patients get prescribed Cannabis which really helps them you don't know shit...

  • @Munkadelix

    Actually, that's a funny story. My mom tried to smoke a joint once....apparently, she lacks the proper enzyme needed to feel the effects of marijuana. So, in all likelihood, I might very likely feel no effect whatsoever. :Between that and the possible negative effects, it completely killed my interest.

  • @Serena2009ification

    your a douchebag

  • @crazyst1ck

    No, you're a moron.

  • hahahah well, You guy's should be jaleauz that I'm from holland XD

  • how come when the midget takes his hit, it looks like he's sucking a fake dick.

    and when gandalf exhales, he makes the weirdest face.

  • @mesuhlikemusic because bilbo is blowing a smoke ring and gandalf makes an elven ship

  • @chooseit2 no i mean, look when the hobbit or whatever inhales..

    he pushes his tongue against his cheek..

  • I like weed and I like tobacco...but I wish people understood that they are smoking a form of tobacco. Not marijuana.

  • my fave of all lotr scenes (apart from merry and pippin in the isengard stores scene- but that one was deleted so dusnt count) nd longbottom leaf vs old toby

  • hes smoking the finest weed in the south farthing lol i wish i had some of that

  • One time i tried to blow a smoke boat but it ended up looking like a dick.

  • oh my god! fuck! that just made my day!!!

  • i love weed, not tobacco, but straight legit weed

  • fuck that boat shit is soooo fuckin easy that was the first trick i ever learned.