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  • oaah woah hoho backstab that bitch

  • using red bonk to lure a blu scout? wtf

  • Spy could of used an enforcer to kill him with 2 body shots or use ambassador to kill him with 1 headshot crit and 1 body shot...

  • Backstab that you bitch!

  • Did not know GuitarMasterX7 was in this :D

  • If I were the spy I would just shoot him in the head and then on the body. I use the ambassador.

  • For pyro: as you know pyros spy check, but soon they will run out of ammo, they will go for ammo boxes and bam you jus made yourself a headshot m8 :3

  • @TheJoey3590 good luck on a guy that goes back to his spawn to get ammo...

  • I used to play Team Fortress 2, but then I took an arrow to the head!

  • You forgot: Soldier, Pyro, Engineer, Medic, and SPOY. Not spy, SPOY.

  • @thedarkestangel101 easy a enemy spy XD

  • What about the pyro?

  • @Anonymous221 lol that dosent work if theres 3 snipers or more cuz if u shoot the guy wit da razor back most likely the other sniper will hear u but than u might back stab him but than the third sniper will just kill you or jarete u so its hard to hide

  • OH MY GOD, ONE OF KOOTRA'S OLD MACHINIMAS. :D

  • enemies get PISSed off when they get hit by the Jarate

  • no snipers bait is a person

  • Tactic for finding bear grylls

    See solution sniper.

  • and whout the sniper's bait be fruit shops?

  • dont u mean enemy bait?

  • if your a spy and you see a sniper with the razorback, just sneak up behind him and shoot him with your revolver or better yet the enforcer

  • Scout: Bonk

    Heavy: Sammich

    Demo: BOOZE.

    Spy: Razorback

    Sniper: Piss

    Soldier: Maggots

    Medic: NEEDLES.

    Engineer: Sentry :3

    Civilian: DRUGGS...

  • Backstab that bi***!

  • boring, but the spy part's good.

  • Spy bait? Yourself.

  • Scout should drink mad milk

  • i thought snipers were polite?

  • @shredderboy12 He throws piss at you to kill you easier.

  • "Meet the Sniper Bait" By Kootra LOLOLOL! :D

  • Why did a Sniper drink his own piss?

  • 1:47 what the fuck? Drinking own piss?

  • Worst attempt at an Australian accent

  • @mw2proness too true

  • @mw2proness I find the best accent is not having one I dont sound australian at all

  • Engineer bait: Metal

    Medic bait: Health kit

    Soldier bait: You don't need bait, their stupid enough to blow them selfs up

    Pyro bait: A wonderful little campfire

  • Jarate is the snipers piss

  • Who drank that piss?

    Hands down SNIPER!

  • who drinks piss?

    SNIPER DOES

  • @12sdgd12 he dosent drink it he throws it

  • @AndyPeanutz in the video look

  • @12sdgd12 BEAR GRYLLS DOES TOO

  • @12sdgd12 and Bear Grylls

  • @12sdgd12 Bear Grylls

    

  • @12sdgd12 HE DRINKS ORPHAN PISS.

  • The Sniper's a master baiter, get it?

  • If only you could bait in the game... that would make your job a lot easier.

  • Snipers drink their own piss?

  • Ahem Menlegen...

  • *Disembodied Spy Head*

    Medic: ooo!

    *Headshot*

    Spy: Hey, what's up.

  • *Shiny new watch*

    Spy: "Oo-

    *headshot*

  • FUCK the accent is all wronggggg... he has a tinge of american in him!

  • bad accent.

  • boinkers gonna BOINK!!!

  • that is a jar of piss... and the sniper drinks it... ewwwwww

  • Wait...So snipers drink piss?

  • Taters gonna tate

  • how should i put them out? i can be heavy, drop the sandvich, then change to sniper :)

  • I am a masterbaiter

  • @xXxDinoXxXMan13 i am a masterboinker......OOOOH i got your joke....dirty

  • the sniper drunk his own pee... thats why he loves to snipe. so he can drinkin peace

  • nice

    but only the last one works :(

  • Why would a sniper DRINK jarate? You know that's urine... right?

  • @MrSpectre77 I wondered that too..... XD

  • that was a terrible Australian accent

  • @MrDA1E not every australian has an accent.....

  • Go Lyle!

  • ....He forgot to tell how to Counter a Pyro`s and Soldier`s

  • u know jarite is piss right?

  • yep

  • someone needs to go on a DIEt haha, get it?! DIEt hahahha

  • I'm sorry guitarmasterx7, your Aussie accent is crap

  • @Dt967 I believe this is Kootra..not lyle...

  • @nintendo4ever123 kootra made it but lyle was the one talking

  • I didn't knew Blu sniper was piss addict

  • backstab dat, bitch.

    XD

  • there should be more like: Solider: a head of your teamate, Pyro: a little wood on fire, Engineer: Metal, Medic:some medicine, Spy: a doll of Scout's Mother

  • @HWimbleton at the end of the video it shows the spy taking a backstab bait:The Razorback

  • backstab that! bitch!

  • HAHAHA HE DRINKS THE JARATE HAHAHA !!

  • Killed enemy Sniper. Better drink my own piss.

  • Geez, that guy is great at baiting! Why, you could consider him a master baiter!

  • Haha! oh wow that might have been the worst attempt at an aussie accent I've ever heard.

  • @ThEP1r4tE you're right i have heard actual aussies speak and this is nowhere near that accent

  • @mrfury010

    Yeah, but the accent is supposed to be a mock one, not a real one.

  • sniper was drinking piss

  • bait for snipers:

    scout:bonk! atomic punch

    demoman:bottle filled with beer(obvilious,100% gurannteed bait)

    spy:razorback(10% guranteed bait fo spys)

    heavy:sandvich(100% gurannteed bait for heavies)

    snipers:jarate(for snipers that did not have it to throw at ppl,50% gurannteed bait for snipers)

  • @StrikaShot And another bait:

    Soldier: Make a spray wich contains porn.

  • @ConcretePie .Nah,sollies best bait is known as the mann co supply crate which in fad lang know as:

    Box

  • BACKSTAB THAT... BITCH!

  • Wait... was that blu sniper about to drink that jarate..?

    ...Ew...

  • @icantfindaacc Bear Grillis.

  • never mind...

  • TOTAL BISCUT!

  • snpers gunna bodu shot

  • jarre-à-thé

  • HOLY FUCK ITS LYLE FROM SNI!

  • Funny that jarate Is a jar of URINE!

  • masturs gonna bate

  • It would appear that MAchinama is the best place to put all of the videos that aren't funny, or original, but why aren't there any nick cage movies here?

  • Not a bad Sniper impression. Pretty sexy voice, actually. HON HON HON

  • why there aren't smokes for spyes,metal for engineers,medic kits for medics (Xd)matchsticks for pyros and human head for soldiers :D (i have very bad english)

  • that snipers a gmx7!

  • Backstab that ya bitch

  • wheres the pyros bait

  • backstab that bi*ch

  • you could use scouts mom has a bait for the spy lol

  • im an elite baiter killer

  • Christian Brutal Sniper?

  • @RandomMadnessityer who doesnt hate that dude

  • @Joemamma109 He is Australian. Also Australia used to be a colony of Britain where they would ship off most of its criminals to.

  • BACKSTAB THAT BITCH!

  • at 0:21 see lollollol

  • 1:39 And here we see the sniper in it's natural environment. He seems to have sensed something! Jarate! The pheromones in jarate attract other snipers, who attempt to consume it. However, if the sniper who left the Jarate deems its possible mate unworthy, then the mate to be is killed. If the mate is deemed worthy, he is allowed to continue the mating dance with ritualistic air humping. Oh my! Seems that this unfortunate fellow was deemed unworthy. Poor sod. A high stakes game, sniper mating.

  • Backstab THAT, bitch! xD

  • 0:38 EPIC FACE LMAO

  • baiters gonna bait

  • So... He drank his piss?

  • The Sniper isn't Australian, he's British. -.-

  • @CpOnROBLOX no he's Australian

    look it up HE IS a Aussy

  • @CpOnROBLOX LOL either thats a joke or you cant tell the difference

  • @CpOnROBLOX Hes Australian.

  • @idiot1131 actually I think he's Brittish because when you taunt with his smg he sometimes says "GAWD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!" and I don't think Austrailia has queens or kings... correct me if I'm wrong

  • @Joemamma109

    Australia is part of the commonwealth, which means we are still technically 'ruled' by the British monarchy. So 'God save the queen' is legit statement for an Australian to say. Also he has an Aussie accent and vALVE has said he's Aussie so yeah ha ha

  • he just...drank someone else's...pee... o_o

  • BACK stab that bitch

  • how about the medic?

    

  • backstab that bitch!

  • sniper drinking jarate... thats nice!

  • ...or just make a spray with boobs.

  • kootra shud make a vid playin battle field heroes

  • lol the sniper with the shiel on hes back looks cooler X3 good tip lol

  • -_- is that meant to be an Aussie accent?

    FAIL

  • What about the Pyro?

    Oh yeah, the Axe.

  • @piemanization What about Spycrabs? The Spycrab's natural predator is the Pyro.

    On that note, lure an Engineer with gun. And if that don't work?

    Go on, guess.

  • @TheWeegeeOfWin Use more gun?

  • @zZSnapplesZz Exactly. Try a heavy caliber, tripod mounted little old number. Built by him, designed by him, and you'd best hope - not pointed you.

  • ewwwwwww other sniper drank the Jarate grossssss

  • :o I only thought Australians only drank piss when they really had to, or on Sundays.

  • "back stab that bitch!" best line ever

  • lololol copyright

  • What about medic?

  • @Teklarer a heavy

  • umm the sniper drank the jarate...? Do you have any idea what's in there...? eew!

  • Is that sniper drinking his own piss?

  • If I had a thousand pop-tarts I'd throw them at your face.

  • wohoa backstab that bitch LOL

  • lol, random accent

  • Wait, isn't there bait for Spies?

  • @AzNgiftedkid uhhh....scouts mom?

  • @AzNgiftedkid Cigarettes!

  • mmm jarate

  • how did sniper get money too get hes sniper and butter knife...

    he sell lemonade(dont drink snipers lemonade its jarate)

  • lol, vitage jarate..

  • that was good :D

  • @BigGreen1337 Drank*

  • im a master baiter

  • @CapsGod Ewww

  • @CapsGod someone already said that

  • @CapsGod im still a noob baiter, but im learning!

  • How do you trick the medic and the soldier?

  • @DHGameStudios adrinaline and fruit baskets

  • @DerNamenlose1991 You mean HERO- *cough* ehm.. Morphine?

  • @DHGameStudios you make the soldier rocket jump while they uber and they'd both be stuck

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  • BACKSTAB THAT BITCH!

  • i cant wait to snipe in cod black ops

  • @AssaultKirby So do I young child.So....do.....I.

  • @AssaultKirby Heard theres probably going to be bullet drop now.

  • LOL @ 1:28 it says "Brown Nugget" behind the demoman. xD

  • @SuperKiraGamer i just backstab the razoorback and then backstab cuz all the snipers i have killed with razor didnt even know i smashed it:P

  • it is weird because sniper keeps throwing Jarate at spies.

  • BACKSTAB THAT, BITCH.

    'Twas the best part.

  • Woo, haha! Backstab that, bitch!