Veena Malik - The Naked Truth, The Dirty Picture

[ayesha18ish]

1 min main 100 expressions dey deta a yeh banda

[faceonish]

 hey ....what is ur qualification???

[mhadad1337]

LOL @ Ghalib film dekhi hay apnay :P

[valued1by2mood3]

Dude that weird orgasm part made it sound like I was watching porn!!! Lol but your awesome and really funny.

[TheLivingPicture]

Fellow YouTubers, I KNOW what W.M.D. actually stands for. Feigned stupidity for the sake of a laugh. Cheers.

[sidd1323]

@TheLivingPicture its funny that u have to explain that :p

[may007ank]

WMD stands for Weapon of Mass Destruction!!! It was a joke...

[muhammadusmanonline]

Pakistani Ray William Johnson.

[WhiteHawk2148]

@muhammadusmanonline i was going to say that

[tiredtill2010]

wow thought this would suck but its awesome/hilarious !!! kudos

[DIJA174]

awsome job guys...

love ur effort..

[UrduHack]

Awsome work bro:))

[PunjabiLads]

Mr. Twilight !!!

[DNEENZCREW]

Dats *

[DNEENZCREW]

buhat aala dude! Now days some funny shit!!

[zmoti]

Hilarious take on this whole Veena issue! Loving it!

[KalEl600rr]

I wish pakistan moved away from the reigious overdose it was given at the hands of the arabs.

I wish pakistanis develop their own identity and stop worshiping arabs and their messed up, hypocritical, racist values.

[Nazi031]

OMG you are a fucking LEGEND hahahaha that sound effect almost got me in trouble dude hahahahaha !!! I love this guy !! Face-book ? :p

[TheSpookymd]

dude u are sooooooo cute !!

[iamrealfake]

Gawd love this dude ur too funny

[MrSlive3r]

W.M.D = weapons of mass destruction

[amrita0286]

I like your honesty and how you are not a bigot. a lot of people calling her a slut and bitch are the same ones who secretly google her name and look at her cheap dances and photos and then cry. they are the same guys who shout shit at girls and then want a good virgin girl to bring home to mommy and daddy. I don't agree with what veena malik is doing but it's her life in the end, her being muslim or a pakistani doesn't make it any worse. a woman is a woman, why not see her as a human first?

[umbanajooos]

take the piss out the abortions of 30 female fetuss found in the sewers of bombay everyday.

take the piss out of the hungry homeless and the way muslims are segregated and treated like third class citizens in india. ~Pakistan is far from pak but hindo india is mad. fancy woshipping monkeys and elephants and be taken seriously by the rest of the world. nope we copy america. or try to. most of the new films contain the word shit, shit, shit. the meaning of which is what india is rife with.

[amrita0286]

@umbanajooos wtf is your problem? indians don't have a problem with admitting the problems in india,there's a lot of movies also which make fun of those ppl ex. delhi 6. at least we don't turn a blind eye or shout fatwas at people if we don't agree with them. and i'm not even hindu but have some respect, have you even been to india? why not go there before you run your mouth. I've been to both countries, and not everyone in india worships monkeys and believes in caste system. it's 2012 now

[umbanajooos]

you hindoo chaps like to laugh at other people. laugh at how your caste system treats it people. . you wont allow this to be posted.

[MegaMaimoona]

gud hai total time pass

[zainmerchant]

haah hey buddy nice to see some youtubers Representating :)

good stuff. goodluck with it :)

[li1SilenttearS1il]

veena is a bloody bitch

[TheWoodwardian]

Lolx..

Love to watch Ur videos. Especially Humsafar 1. freaking hilarious :)))

[saddushrina]

woahhhh gay much?

[greenandyellow01]

"She has shown all of her assets, she should join PTI" Hahaha..

[zainuq]

@ssaaqii

[SanaKamranButt]

...to end poverty ...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

[SanaKamranButt]

hahahahahahaahahhah.. thai abuses KILLED me.. goddammit :D

[ajmalkhan86]

So are the channel views. All FAKE! Not a single comment criticising the profanity he's trying to promote. One fake ID is even named umerakmal. Seriously how can one buy all this crap.

[ajmalkhan86]

all these comments are fake

[shazyriver]

(++++++++)

damn gOOOOOd

[TheAnybody13]

Dude you killed me with the fake porn thing =D

Subscribed!!!

[shehzad2831]

crap video ,,,

[MegaAnukhan]

Seriously Osman you are Awsum.....A big fan of yours...

[umerakmal]

I liked the ending..The rest was okay...You got a long way to go dude ..You have the talent!

[einsteinsaifoo]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[storm8052]

Whore Must Die, Want My Dick "Veena Malik", Wasted My Day, Worked My Dong, World's Miss Douche...

[ravian1990ca]

cant say if ur inspired by "gradual report" or is he inspired by you.

[blazeadeelable]

WMD = Weapon of mass destruction . Butt sahab atleast you should know that

[meghasharmaJ1]

"Pick up a girl in Portugal" No thanks, I smell law suit! HA HA HAH AH!!!!!

[meghasharmaJ1]

haai.... Itna pyaara Pakistani accent aur us se bhi pyaara English accent? Aap ho kahan se? You are too cute :D

[akumar678]

BRAVO-BRAVO!!

Bro, you should really start your own show on 'Comedy Central India'!!

...& did I just hear you entering BOLLYWOOD!!

...Welcome, to India!!...

...AWESOME VID... & yeah, YEH DIL MAANGE MORE...AAHAA ;))

[Sarah78679]

I want more!!!!

Too good!

[azzalabu]

Haha i change my view of pakiland there are still some normal people living there. And i thought i was thr only one being tourtured by their parents to watch AR-fucking-Y news and digitel though i dont get whats the difference between em, i mean like they both go on bout POVERTY and how hoes go have sex with poor freshies and have badass children. I blabb too much but thats me

[kewldude84]

@TheLivingPicture, You just made me day bro... keep rocking...

[abbas10]

this is funny shit...lolzzzz ... most of all ur funny !!!

[Harward007]

Humsafar paroday Sucks big time although em not a fan of that drama!

[zamavisions]

Where else I can found more videos, you are hilarious and would be so surprised if you haven't been picked up by a channel or haven't started your own production...Bravo

[07AWAZ]

hy you should warned us about the 3:25 to 0:46 my bro thought i was watching pron

[pakibizzle2813308]

You're a beast, Veena Malik is definitely Pakistan's best export to Bollywood. Us ne sirf Mahesh Bhatt ka nahi balke puray bharat ka sach karah karke dikhaya

[zamavisions]

Absolutely hilarious, guys you rock...

[theMrhardsoul]

the funniest part is at 3:30 .. apny Gallib film dakhie han lol

[Super24031986]

lolzzzz@we've all risen to the occasion....(dirty joke)

[MrDon0331]

Waddi Mohtarma Dhazan-Dhazan'

[nadiamalik4]

OMG this guy is so cute.

[sabenaali1]

Seriously!!!!

[noor5579]

gud endg

[wajidshaukat]

wicked! 

[jawadshahid100]

keep up the good work guyz!!.. ive seen all of your videos over and over again n i fail everytime to control myself laughing so hard that i wake up my lil brother.. nehow!.. plz try to make more videos on current affairs in pakistan.. moreover the best part of the video is " we've all risen to the occasion :P" hahahaha!!

[tmrtza]

You guys are really impressive!!! Keep up the good work!!! I'm sure you will go a long way with the kind of talent you possess!!!!

[khurram099]

i love this person aaaaaaalllllllllllllla

[74Kara]

waadi mohtarma dhazun dhazun ....hahahahaha

[TheStylestatement]

veeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaa­aaaaaaaaaa is bad for us good for indians and bigboss sunny leon best for pakistani boys bad for indians un ko sharam ati hai jab wo us ke bare mein intrnet pe search karte hai

[jawad1789]

u guyz are awsummmmm



[zahidaakbar]

r u an athiest, video uploader?

your attitude was unexpected

[Msjut007]

veenaaaaaaaaaaaa..............­

[nausherwane]

was forced to watch your videos.....all worth it .....top lad ! confidence is amazing ...

[panniize]

ha ha good one. I'm indian.

[globalracism]

LOVE ITTT!!!!!!!!!!!! You ROCK! BLESS YOU :)

[Valkyier911]

@Adeeis : And media,dude here atleast u can find a sizeable bunch of them talking peace,attack after attack but your media does not even acknowledge that Pakistan DOES sponsor terrorism in India and the Mumbai attack was PAKISTANI conspiracy.Get your act together mate,live and let live.Thats all we want.

[Valkyier911]

@Adeeis : i never said Pakistani people are not talented.I can count my personal favourite in Strings,shafquat,zeb haniya,raha fateh ali khan n others.Its just that the liberals who favour peace with India are a miniscule minority and dont do so publicly (and we both know why),plus anti Indianism gets mass support (Mumbai terror mastermind Hafeez Sayid getting 50,000 strong crowd for rally).Every Pak govt failure is attributed to India ka hath.

[farahsidd]

bahah i think your hilarious. good sense of humor

[mehsatic]

man just love you hehehehehehehehe and you are funny some people are so jealous so Hun high five ya the best

[SMoeZMJ]

@Wajihaalikhan1 on a contrary he has an excellent sense of humor... I have seen a lot of Pakistani guys trying to be funny but they fail miserably... take this guy Danish Ali (Stand-up comedian) for instance... he is just pure awful... to digest this kinda comedy you have to develop that kind of sense of humor... try listening to Louis C.K. some time or Dave Chappelle or any other stand-up comedian then you will know obscene...

[ThePunjaban89]

For a Pakistani guy you are damn hot!! And I never say this about light skinned Pakistanis, forget veena you should take your clothes off and pose nude.

[rayyanAlehsan]

kutty ki shakal wala

[BirdKoyal]

U r funny dude! :)

[FatimaAliRana]

You have really good Urdu for someone who I'm assuming grew up outside of Pakistan :)

[Adeeis]

@FatimaAliRana your assumption is not correct

[shuthellupify]

LMFAO :D

[legendnemesis]

haha nice videos man keep them coming you just earned my sub !

[Valkyier911]

Good job!Its heartning to see there are rare species across the border who look beyond blowing themselves up and killing innocents.Kudos

[Adeeis]

@Valkyier911 if you generalize everyone like terrorists, you will get alot more surprises like this.

get out of the media bullshit, they just show one side shit.. People in Pak are very talented, sense of humour, singing, studies.. whatever field

[amtulsamie]

first time in my whole life... a cute guy with good sense of humor and brains. still i would like some of your videos to be rated 18+

[ssaaqii]

Art shall depict & promote cultural values including language n music too

but perhaps the norms 've changed much

just a thought n viewpoint of mine.u've the right to disagree

[gothicgirly94]

Hahah! :D Can't stop laughing!

[Anum897]

hahaa "racism fails"! :D :D

[sigaret69]

LMAO WMD==WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION !

[nailamunaf]

do u have facebook page ??

is yes please te,mm cuz i wanna follow u there to

[MsLovebird77]

"Waddi Mohtarma Dhazan-dhazan!" was aweesomee!!!

[RisingStar776]

Aha aha aha

NOOO :D

Awesome expression :P

[dontmess873]

You KILLED me with "Waddi Mohtarma Dhazan-dhazan!"

Came back from the afterlife to comment, bro. And we're both going to hell :-p

[mz2bhai]

risen to the occasion :P

:D

[SophiaQ1983]

"Now that Veena Malik has declared all of her assets, she should join Pakistan's Tehreek-E-Insaaf. Hahaha, NO." CLASSIC. Hahahaha. I almost died laughing.

Good job, dudes. You're my Pakistani answer to Jus Reign. Haha.

[saba111222]

LOVE his expressions <3

[kiranrata]

2:40 phaphakutni LOL

[mrsaadnasir]

Kaisa Diya aap ko ? Hain ? Nahi Diya Acha ? hahahahaha :-D

[banfuckingkai]

damn didnt laugh at a pakistani comedy like this since i watched the real news. awesome!

[ravenwaves29]

this one was more than a little crude...

[signupful]

Subscribing on your channel now,cause You are to good dude..

Try to add some music on background when your are talking.PEACE

[alina6096]

Dont you dare to say anything to Justin Bieber.

[awesomezain77]

@alina6096 are u supporting gay people too? omg thank goodness yes lets protect the rights of gays :)

[alina6096]

@awesomezain77 Shut up. You're gay.

[alina6096]

@awesomezain77 Shut up. You're gay. 

[Wajihaalikhan1]

ur not funny. ur just tryinv to be vulgar lime all the other utubers. ur humsafar parody is awesome but obscenity isnt funny. just makes u look like u dont have a sense of humor and ur trying very hard...

[TheLivingPicture]

@Wajihaalikhan1 I respect where you're coming from - but that's precisely the reason why there's a disclaimer in the info. [second line]. As for obscenity not being funny, I'm sure several film directors - the Farrelly brothers, for example - would disagree. But criticism duly noted.

[uagha]

@TheLivingPicture

my man, by accepting constructive criticism like a man (even though I don't entirely agree with the initial comment), you've proven yourself a rare breed of gentleman in Pakistan! haha, seriously, great videos. keep them coming!

[2151013]

@TheLivingPicture are u really a muslim just curious.

[Harward007]

@TheLivingPicture are you retarded or acting being a retarded person ? i mean .. which type of comedy or vulgarity that was? .... ufff!

[kaisar1]

@Wajihaalikhan1 you missed the point by a mile i guess. The subject here in this video was Veena Malik. Remember that 'Slutty Savitri' label used in that other video? It fits here for a reason as well.

If all else fails, click that [x] on top right corner

[frothycoffee100]

@Wajihaalikhan1 he is pretty hilarious. i hve seen all the vids more than 10 times. and obscenity CAN be funny. and he has given a disclaimer so u cant blame him.

[razorhash]

"waddi mohtarma dhazan-dhazan".. i think i died a bit, laughing!

[MAROvlog]

hahaha sab se ziada maza sharifoun ko hi ata hai ...lmao

[razaahm5]

W0w! U guyz just R0ck!! :D Hats 0ff! *Claps* *Bows* :D

[eddiecastroo]

love u hahahahaha



[MrAsimOnline]

HAHAHAHAHAHA what about Mushroom ,, just killlled me

[belalakhwera]

Dude you certainly are talented and you should continue this loved the expression at 1:20

[pakdude121]

buhahaha thumbs up on sharifs comment !! :p

[zarakjamalkhan]

perfect , superb , up to the point : sarcastic , wicked , funny , hilarious : enjoyed alot :x

[HuryaSpogmai]

ROFL...ur wicked but funny...just luvd it man

[Bilaltq]

If you unpixelate your naked protests, I will make sure to transfer all of my nigerian prince friend's assets over to you.

Pun intended.

But seriously. Unpixelate.

[Danish989]

Did the guy really not know it stood for Weapon of Mass Destruction?

[Adeeis]

@Danish989 he know it man, its supposed to be a funny video, so he had to give something.. come on, you are not watching a serious video

[usman9393]

Dude ..tu cha gia aien...means u rock in punjabi if you dont know punjabi...:D

[MonaRocks09]

omg he's so cute!

[muzamilhashmi100]

r u white or desi???

[BinteNaeem]

I am only 53 seconds into watching your video & haven't laughed out loud like this for so long. Thank you so much. I am so sharing this with my husband.

[ThePiink18]

loooooooooooooooooool i love this guyyy "worship my dumba" buhahhahaha

[churaila]

OMG Hahahahahahah! wadi muhtarma dhazan dhazan hahahhaha!!!!

[MJKAKAR]

LMAO you gave me some good laughs buddy .... :D

[war2taj]

You are way too hot for someone who lives in Islamabad!

[look4nadia]

Love it so much

[look4nadia]

Love it

[amtulsamie87]

Ohhhhhhhhhh man that was rude. but i loved it, better than anything put on internet about veena malik.

[ahmadfazl]

i think i know you.. you are a friend of my friend... Zeeshan Jamal.

Nice Work, enjoyed it!

[hotimpression]

you are amazing bro!!!!!! 

[therumsha1]

god u look so cute in blue :D <3

[sizdra]

hahahahahahahhahahahhahaah

beleive me i laughed out wholeeeeeeee night on ur videos......

buddy y dont u start writting scripts for movies and dramas....

go for it dude ...pakistan main naee bantin comedy movies ..or tumhare type ka hi sense of humar aaj kal chahiye...

plz think about it ..keep it upp..

[altrn8ive]

Dude ur just great, but i think ur wasting ur talent at youtube, u can be far more then this.

[llssbira]

I have the same coconut monkey, but I it's Sri Lankan and not Pakistani.

[nostalgicwardah]

LOLOLO ! I laught my head off !:D

she would join the PTI! LAMO!!!!!!!! dude u ROCK!!! Thumbs up if u agree (:

[sohaibik]

WORSHIP MY DUMBA! :P

lmao

dude, this show is amazing! im surprised why it only has 60k views!!!!!

heres an idea. ur bringing a LOT of humor into news, how about you check out philip defrance and do some news too? u know, talk about some stuff thats happening around the country and all? and mayyybe increase the production values a LIIITLE but.. better camera, maybe an intro in the beginning...

the reason why im saying all of this is... dude ur AWESOME! this show has the potential to be HUGE! :)

[princesszufesha]

r u a pakistani ? :|

[MrBoogiePope]

@princesszufesha Yes he is why ?

[X0haa]

we've all risen to the occasion lmfao :D

[Lahore0wnsKarachi]

Worship My Dumba ! Veena Malik :D :D :D :D :D

[hanarox97]

this guy is awesome i loved the w.m.d jokes!!!

[ImanB1995]

I love this guy xD...

[demonbaka]

OMG! Dude you're such a creep! Yet for whatever reason, I respect that. (Probably because you're a funny creep)

[MuhammadRaza2009]

hahaha expressions are awesome !

[ScoobyMcDoobyDoo]

Daaaayuuude! You're funny!!! I mean where'd you even come up with this stuff?White muscle disease/Weird design monkey/Wickedly Mutiliated Dogs Veena Malik!

But Waddi Mohtarma Dhazan-Dhazan Veena Malik ftw!:P

[911musicmania]

Veena = Vagina malik. Randi from pakistan. may she rot in Hell

[TahirPhaphra]

ur gestures and postures r great...u r realy a talented guy.............

[yasir2a]

nice work



[burnfrais]

does anyone know which movie was that dialogue from? naseer udin shah one?

[burnfrais]

great stuff man. keep it up

[Prmeet]

Tum Pakistani ho na dude ? Khair kahin se bhi ho u nd ur video both r awesome yaar

[raheel488]

man u r hilarious hahahaha AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EE

[whyohwhy23]

that was seriously funny.. RESPECT!

[nameeraurangzeb]

you, sir! are legen... wait for it... dairy! legendary! :D and awesome too... no doubt!