CRAP CHAT !

[McShaunthomo05]

yeah mate i read in da crapper but i usaly read the newspaper or whatever i can get mi hands on before i hit the office and drop da bomb off

[GarbageBinLaden]

i like to read pornos so i can have a wank while i'm there

[shearslisa]

quite honestly, its in and out for most women probably because no one wants to sit in a stinky room, lol. I think guys systems work differently than ours, maybe it's their sense of smell, or lack thereof....lmao, cute vid....

[imkoolkiller99]

funny mate

[binkiie4dictator]

well, i think i can remember every ingredient of near enough every kind of soap and hair shampoo known to man. Also, its fun when people ring me and ask how i am doing, "well, currently i am enjoying a nice shit on the kazzie. how about you"? lolol

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@binkiie4dictator hahaha...yep...I love that....

[sedona05]

Funny SHIT mate:)))

[HMProductionsSIFI]

Which way does your toilet flush?

[ricodelta1]

read? i like to sing in the toilet....bit like this chick

/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

[NotManyDTL]

That was cute mate rofl

[coton60ify]

:0

[marcussurfer]

im watching FAB right now taking a crap

[ijones8]

1 good bog session is the Zoo magazine

[mehquig]

Reading would make my attention wander away from the job at hand, so to speak.

[SuperJoker530]

Empire

[scottjacko87]

What do you call it mate??? shit paper, bog roll, crap paper? or all of the above. Then the most important question has to be... are you a folder or scruncher!

[Knightyme]

What: Whichever eBook I'm reading at the time.

Why: Men eat huge slabs of meat, women eat a salad ... and that is is they are really hungry. lol

[Xbox360FanSite]

my nickname is FAB haha Thumbs Up Pete

[TheLYONZ123]

i used to be a F.A.B until i took a arrow to the knee lol

[NightStalker1995]

huntin mags and mx mags

[arcusfp]

I watch FAB videos on my smart phone.

[TheLittleRippa]

the good old Street Machine mag

[TRICKYTREV1971]

mate with the new WIFI internet i can be on facebook ,youtube,chatting to a friend on a messager all from the shitter...stuff taken a stick book to the shitter anymore when ya can take ya laptop ..ipad & watch porn LOL :-)

[hardestcoresoldier]

i read books

[lufc77]

iPad is the go, 15-20 mins easily!! lol

[Rottweilerdude41]

Computer games magazine.

[tomfoolerie69]

mate there was crap wrap behind you



[MrOzil007]

I watch porn on my iPhone when I take a shit...or sometimes go on Facebook :D

[MrSnubzy]

@MrOzil007 lol typical facebook user, cant help themselves no matter the occasion

[oxygene6661988]

LOL!

[Perroquet51]

LOL, I am always hauling car magazines out of my partner's bathroom.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@Perroquet51 Better than midget porn mate...hahahha

[Perroquet51]

@TheFatAussieBarstard !!!! Have you been in my bathroom?

[TheVideowave]

The last of the crap paper? Theirs another roll above your shoulder! hahaha

[exacerbatedtaboo]

I usually read shampoo and body wash bottles and you'd be surprised how similar the ingredients are in the two. I'd even wager that if you ran out of body wash you could use shampoo and it wouldn't make a difference.

[x0deano0x]

mate i get in there do the business and get the fuck out.

[rednecktrucker1969]

I am boring, I read National Geographic.....lol

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@rednecktrucker1969 I LOVE NG....

[SmartmanChris]

@TheFatAussieBarstard I read National Geographic purely for the pictures a Playboy for the articles. ;))

[heavymetalhippie180]

Guitar World \m/

[SuperBay83]

because they should have there ass in the kitchen or sitttin on my dick... not wasting there time on a toilet seat

[toolb0x]

I normally Read FML, Dam you autocorrect, Parents shouldn't text

[GhostDog65]

I play Angry BIrds on my smart phone and Read National Geographic, haha. Plus the wife knows i'm stuck so she likes to bring up issues and demands - woman?

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@markperth73 hahaha...good call...

[ClaytonNJoanne]

........and no we don't read in the toilet :)

[ClaytonNJoanne]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............L­OL! 

[QRhuggies]

I always read Playboy for the articles. ;)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@QRhuggies Of course...lol..

[BassBeatProductions]

i read the post haha

[BiggKent2001]

i like to read the Local Alberta Papaer wile im on the can Politics

and i took a Crap to the )===K==N==E==E===>

[Rowdyeh]

I get a ring around my arse when I sit on the bog too long reading.. Women never sit long enough to get the crap out so that's why they're all full of shit mate! Lol

[LadyWeasel]

I like reading Amateur Radio equipment mags.

[XxpurehunterxX09]

fishing mags!

[DibbersPage]

When ya gonna talk shit there's no better place Bro ahahahahha H&R Bro

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@DibbersPage maybe I should shoot all my vids from there...lol..

[quakepapi]

nudie magazines

[KRUGE67]

i read comics,,and women shit faster because they talk more shit than crap it out!!

[AXE2501]

Well the two things I read is the zombie survival guide and beer guide book

[TheIvan7770]

Box of tissue`s behind ya Fab.



[TheIvan7770]

Daily telegraph

[yrrab73]

I watch youtube on my iPad when I shit.

[HRpuffns]

Women shit like rabbits, thats the secret.

[SmartmanChris]

I had a boss who said that her husband build a shelf in the crapper so he could put his cup of tea while reading the newspaper. It has replaced the large den for a place a man can escape the nagging wife. The crapper is the logical place for a bloke to go to have a tug in peace too.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@SmartmanChris LOL.....if u say so mate....

[Richmunnich]

It's a good thing you didn't have that Google Hangout thing working when you made this. hahahaha 

[therealKINDLE]

I have Crohn's Disease really bad. So I'm on the toilet 2-5 times a day every day. Therefore, I just wanna get it over & done with. I've had some horrific ordeals on the toilet both in & out of hospital I can tell you! Most of which would make you feel sick. So be glad that you can take a relaxing shit!

(Fuck, that aint something I say every day!)

[TheSparrows22]

@therealKINDLE Been there i've had it since i was 12 finally had to have a colectomy and a J-pouch or how ever the fuck it goes i tried not to pay attention

[jaygdav]

I save all my fab videos and watch them on the crapper.......... it's only fitting!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@jaygdav I agree....

[keeleeng]

I watch Youtube from me phone and Facebook.

[thegentlearts]

You wouldn't get gas like that if your brewed your own beer. Learn to make beer check out my channel.

[PetrolClock]

i dont have enough time to read hahaha it just slips right out LMAO

[Yakovich]

I play Flight Control on my iPhone until my legs go numb

[NightClubc]

i usually like to take a good book into the crappa ,thats if i'm at work,but at home i'm in and out pretty much

[BIGBROTHERXXII]

I hope your not actually taking a crap

[SmartmanChris]

@BIGBROTHERXXII I doubt very much that he was but often FAB speaks it. ;)

[crazyboss5]

I like to YouTube on the crapper

[crazyboss5]

LOL I know what you bastards are thinking porn? Hehe

[CosmicConJob]

I like to read in the crapper. I read George R.R. Martin's novels.

[Gevedon]

I think it's mostly a man thing to read in the crapper! Yes, get in , take care of business quickly, then get out! Now, on the other hand if a lady is in there a long time... she is trying to get some peace and quiet! :b

[nathan34919]

newspaper



[qwertyuiopasdfgh5197]

PORN MAGS there the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[R0ccojas0n]

Why was i watching this when eating breakfast? O_o

[krissyeh]

What a shit of a video. lol.

A lot of guys never use the toilet brush after they have left streaks down the side of the bowel or use the scented room spray.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@krissyeh I KNOW..I hate that shit...lol..

[cleticprincess1956]

@TheFatAussieBarstard

Women get the job done or all jobs done quicker and more efficient so that we can look after you guys, especially when you come down with the "Man Flu".

If it weren't for women you guys would be totally fucked.

[AhzekAhriman1]

Don't give yourself too big a head, your not that much of a contribution to a mans life aside from the obvious. I can't speak for other guys but if I needed a woman looking after me which I don't, clearly I would be thinking there is something wrong and if your looking after a man then maybe you should reconsider your relationship princess lol.

[cleticprincess1956]

@AhzekAhriman1

Oh look at the old fart trying to be funny.

You are so funny I nearly fell off my chair in fits of laughter.

I am single and very happy to be single. Don't have to put up with little pricks like you.

Cheers.

[thundalols]

@cleticprincess1956 you're double his age

[cleticprincess1956]

@thundalols

Who gives a fuck Mr private channel fucktard loser.

[thundalols]

@cleticprincess1956 are you angry with me or are you angry with yourself?

[AhzekAhriman1]

Actually I'm young. Secondly I'm if your happy being single I'm happy for you.

[biguncleshirley]

G'day FAB...I will read anything. Whatever is handy, flyers, news papers, mags. But u gotta stay away from that bloody cosmo mag. Hard to evacuate while reading about how every sheila should ram her finger up a man's exit only because that's what every man wants!? I don't want it. I'm sure there's lotsa blokes that don't want it!

But I digress... Ya, I'll read anything on the dunny. even a stupid chick mag.

[Coffeeandasliceolife]

Lol.

[alduesther]

hahahaha very good but from now on im gonna call you Fart Aussie Bastard hahaha.

[ShiteOnTheInternet]

I like to read the local rag as love all the fantasy and bullshit in the papers these days

[TheBrainEnema]

lol:)

[MrBadApple999]

i have a hard time reading when shit water is flying up my asshole

[raggyragsdale]

By my count yer Soda Stream is fully charged! I read everything in there. I'm with you take ten or fifteen to get the job done and pop another 5 to 10 minutes for serious reading. Don't get any better than that. Raggy

[yllekr123]

I'm usually in and out. But there are those days. Readers Digest is always in the bathroom. Always look for paper first, it is a good habit. LOL

[JACKASS12436]

porn

[jimmycodmw2]

Hey fab can you sing a song for your next video!!! I love your videos!!!!

[sbolandatutube]

Women are quick on the crapper because then they spend half an hour in front of the frickin mirror.

[CooeeEcho]

in and out ... like a shiela I suppose

[askmisscris]

sorry - don't read on the crapper :)

[talfacprez]

Women set down to do all of their ass functions. Men take more time in the crapper because it may be the ONLY time their woman will allow them TO set down. LOL

[askmisscris]

@talfacprez actually, I think its a bit the opposite. Women aren't allowed to sit for more than 2 minutes, so we figured out how to speed it up so we can get everything else done the men expect us to get done in 24 hours. Men - they take like pretty casual so it doesn't matter if its in front of the TV or on the crapper, they take their own sweet time.

DOH!

(see, can make it go either way, eh?) LOL

[talfacprez]

@askmisscris Not the guys I know.

[askmisscris]

@talfacprez we definitely don't run in the same circles LOL

[talfacprez]

I have read more and more people play games and text from their smart phones on the crapper. BTW I read that using my smart phone on the crapper.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@talfacprez maybe all new homes shoud have a wireless hot spot in the crapper?..

[8006zueri]

No, I don't read on the crapper. I get right in and right out cuz I usually have 5 cats with me.

luvs,

mooz

[Disterbed1199]

Black's Law Dictionary 4Th Edition.i love to read about the law in common ,actual Law ,great subject.

[sypdavis]

I read the side of the shampoo bottle



[brentduncan18]

nothing like a home field dump

[pearcey111]

been wondering where you been fab, thought you might of got put in jail for taking your mums painting, but then i yo heard you been back on the road trip which im dieing to see mate

[HappyCatters]

You ever watched a woman on the toilet then, FAB? I got one to let me watch her doing a wee (not in a kinky way, just a curiosity way... I was young) but never a poop.

I don't think I'd WANT to see it. I fact, I dunno why I asked now I think about it...

[JakeDaSnakeFilms]

anything that has to do with cars :3

[Geistmeister6]

i take my laptop

[TheWestAussie]

i like to read the v8 mags. 

[Luna7ick]

I read 4x4 Offroad Magazines.

[Stratboy999]

You will have yo use the core of the roll FAB, or i did notice a box of tissues behind you....

Failing that, the picture of MAD Max's Motor will have to go down the pan....

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@Stratboy999 NOOOoooo..not the Max machine..lol..

[FrostmourneFK]

I play guitar, sharpen my knives, AND read on the crapper.

[ESPSROCK]

Guitar Magazines! :D

Awesome video F.A.B

[Yamaftw420]

unblocked? :O <3 you long time

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@Yamaftw420 hahaha...now..behave yerself...

[TradieTrev]

Anything is better than the paper tickets from public loos

[draywanda]

All my shop manuals are in my guest bathroom cabinet next to th' "throne", I call it my "reading room" lol!

Have a goodun' bro!

[SuperHorse666]

I use toilet time to pick my nose and then pick belly button fluff out of my navel. lol. Regards, VB Ed.

[MissLoveAndLight]

I sit in the loo for a good 10-20 minutes sometimes. No one bugs me in there, haha. I read or look at tattoo mag's and daydream. Sad but true.

[markmcalees]

ran out of toilet paper just use the tissues behind you

[hollocast]

My hustler stash, a bucket of KFC chicken and a bottle of honey mustard sauce...

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@hollocast Might as well just stay on the crapper mate....

[slimeytilley]

women don't crap, don't you know anything!

[bro031]

Yeh i take my time and i read shooting magazines

[bright41]

take time and get the job done

[cjdacka]

why are none of ur videos in HD?

[cozzyk]

Not lady like subject. But you did use my crapper and were proably stuck with women type magazines lol.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@cozzyk you have a lovely crapper as I remember..

[cplbullet]

Leave it to the FAB to come up with CRAP CHAT awesome

[NakedWombatStuff]

Nope. Not my favourite seat in the house.

[Gabrielpolias]

sunnies on the dunnie...i forsee this to be your next song

[incodan1]

Chicks crap? Learn something new everyday lol

[SmartmanChris]

@incodan1 Woman do crap but it doesn't smell!! Don't believe me? Well just try and accuse a woman of stinking the place out.

[MeTubeDaily]

1:15 - tissue is just behind you...

[Sean4670]

4x4 and fishing mags.

[TheAuzzieDingo]

My choice of reading for the crapper is Australian Freshwater Fishing...

[SmartmanChris]

@TheAuzzieDingo So you now know how to catch a blind mullet.

[TheVtRProductions]

i like to read an encyclopedia

[bitto65]

If my eyes did'nt go foggy and crosseyed from strainin I reckon I would read fishin mags lol

Cheers mate

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@bitto65 you should never strain maaate...lol...

[Socioistic]

I like to read Popular Science when I shit, because it makes me feel smarter. I like to take a good bit of time too; it's nice to relax a bit on the shitter.

[jackocloud]

blowing off its a gas blowing off its a trip its a sin to keep it so let it rip ,some folks like to hicup some folks like to call but me you we blow off

[cuttlefishrabbit]

If you need to spend 10/15 minutes on the toilet then you probably need more fiber in your diet.

[yanni6556]

Rather use my iphone on the loo.

[SydneySwannies08]

i play temple run

[steviejacko]

I like them bullet holes in the tiles , hahaha : ) hope you are enjoying the weekend mate

[tc71291]

Read? naaa ,,, I watch downloaded porn on the DVD

[chinwart]

I don't read in the crappy, i have better places to be lol

[TVShowPilots]

I never read on the shitter but i do read for 2 hours every night. i am currently reading the CHERUB series, just google it

[finchzer0]

I play Angry Birds

[mrfunny3454]

Yeah, Dirt bike mags

[barryperrins]

Know what you mean old bean, the Bog is the place for me !!

[GarethGazzGravey1]

Who has time to read when you're trying to get rid of a bloomin' great Richard the Third?

[HrvatRobby]

he had toilet paper behind him ....

[cleansingfire100]

i read plumpers on the toilet

[lochness7monstahh]

Go on fb on my phone or read the newspaper haha

[hysonly]

Thanks for crap chat Fab..and shit no toilet paper lol :)

[Booya9272]

0:40 LMFAO!!! Anyway, I read the Bible of all things. Either that or I play Solitare on my phone, whatever the moods suits.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@Booya9272 Reading the Bible would give me the shits too..lol..

[dildomerchant]

no time to read as i am full of crap but always believe a politician is born.