Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 8

[masterumperson]

First he's forced to shake them, then he got them cut off...Sucks to be Joe Walker..

[angrybirdfanatic12]

im kinda disturbed that loads of these dicks dont have balls...

[TheKaitybugs]

Joey Richer FB status: JC being held hostage by a couple of dicks.

[TheKaitybugs]

When Joe said Dick it was like... Wow.

[Lindsqey]

Schlongbottom's getting revenge. He just kicked Voldemort in the nuts!

[glambertcello]

Why does Joey have a picture of his dick??

[marubiller18]

A kid surrounded by gigant talking dicks. seems legit xD

[hazelprophecy39]

it's so awkward watching this and then pausing it to go to the bathroom, cuz then my family asks me why i'm watching stuff like this....... and i have no valid response other than "'Cause StarKid's awesome."

[accionerimonstarkid]

..Alll the good times....all the hard times....

Starkid are lyrical gods!

[AbbeyCaceey]

here's some soup.. home made.. by dicks.. and it's white...

eughw :x 

[swimmingroxs]

VOICE CRACK ♥ 7:47 

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

WHEN EVER I THINK ITS OVER ITS NOT!!!!!!

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

god i hope not

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

wow their parents r soooo proud...........

[msmeow1516]

I wonder what Joey's parents thought if they watched this..

[johno12150]

This is the weirdest porn ever.

[UTUU94]

When a scene about a guy reuniting with his lost dick makes you tear up, you know it's gotta be a Starkid show.

[Warren2013]

lmao his dick is taller than him.... HAHA

[starkid9934]

@13iluvrob1986 I no rite like I was singin gotta find his dick the other day and my friend is looking at me like omigod she is in no way normal she is singin about a dick

[Starkidpotterful]

they all seem to love insulting Joey <3

[ilovestarkidyouguys]

Who WOULDN'T want Joe Walker?!?!

[ItsWhatsFace]

"Here's some soup. Homemade." *Awww, dude, that's disgusting!* "Fresh chicken noodle." *Oh, okay that makes less unappealing.*

[TenCents514]

"Here's some soup. Homemade."

[everyone in the audience and on YouTube groans in disgust]

[IfWeAllSing]

I wonder what my vaginas personality is... I imagine Ms. Cooter but it's probably more like flopsy. Lol :)

[mzmickiey]

Wouldn't it be a little weird if Joey had a black dick....o.O

[IamWHOiAM00001]

Haha. All respectable wizards wear dipers joey!

[starkidbubble2000]

3:15 joeys expeshins is so cute and ofended

[SydneyMorgan1998]

Where would they get a cactus?

[SydneyMorgan1998]

Dick wrinkle?

[sanchuk1]

Joey: "I love you, Dick"

Me: "Ahh..."

That's not normal...

[blahblahblah1999930]

OMG MY GRANDMA HAS THOSE BOWLS AT 1:00! I'VE EATEN CEREAL IN THAT BOWL! Wait... :-/

[MissMcMusic]

Oh god, Weenie's got the moustache now.

[lmrk13]

"Remember that time we tried?" "We were this close." 

I'M DYING HERE (:

[CUPCAKEfunnyzebras]

i love these songs!!!

[LoganTheUltimate]

that was the sweetest boy admitting that he loves his dick ever!

[Lizardbreath10]

That awkward moment when you make an accidental sperm joke

"Just ur standerd chicken noodle"-Just clarifying

[RomanyHannah]

"I came to bring you home" - Joey, Me and My Dick

"I came home" - Joe (as Voldemort) AVPM

[bookworm9706]

it seems to me that Joe always seems to be attatched to someone.... first Quirrel, now Joey

[AkikoSamaN]

Only Joe Walker can make a dick look that cute.

[livyt7]

OMG! Joe Walker is SSSOOOO cute!

[kittenkev239]

lol its so touching! at 6:40! its weird, saying that about a boy and his dick...

[13iluvrob1986]

That awkward moment when you get done watching Me and My Dick and realize that you just watched dancing and singing penises and vaginas.

[Tacobell1384]

It's so weird seeing tits on dicks

[ingridogelise]

joey is such a good actor/singer, he managed to (almost) hide his sickness for the whole show!

[dracosgirl2]

Okay. I don't think this really NEEDS to be said.......But I have a feeling that the soup was NOT chicken noodle. Just saying.

[AngryXxKittie]

When Joe said "Dick" I died LMAO

[FranMari27]

joey is so cute when he laughs

[AusVolley95]

now think about this play as if it were real with real dicks. The horror!!!

[starkidhpfan]

its so funny to hear the amount of times Joey says the word 'dick' in one monologue xD

[brochellelamb]

It's odd hearing Joe Walker's normal voice.

[SupernaturalBaby08]

@bigggstarrr If you've watched Starship, A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel you'll know Joey's voice doesn't normally crack like this. I'm sorry if you refuse to believe that he was sick and you insist his singing voice just sucks, because I can't help that. And if you think his singing voice sucks otherwise, *shrug* just because it's your opinion doesn't make it true. (insert sarcasm here) Surely his fans enjoy his performances because he's "talentless".

[emmettlover11]

big t has gone soft! just like Up!

[KateBananaRama]

Now that I think about it, that was a pretty quick costume change for Arielle. Bravo Weenie:)

[bad48888]

Ok, WHY didn't they let Corey Dorris sing in AVPS??? He's so amazing as Big T!

[HarryPotterPrincesS7]

aaaawwwwww this is so touching.....wait did i just say that about a boy and his dick?

[starkidchickie928]

why do some of them not have balls?

[starkidchickie928]

"Dick, where's my dick. He has a dick, it's not his dick."

I half expected an extra to be like. "IT IS SO MY DICK!!!!" But it was more funny without it

[Aislinn735]

Big Ts voice is amazing :) I love Joey

[dealingamnesia]

I'm not sure I should be going "Aw, this is so sweet. And cute. And happy." Only Starkid could make you grin when a boy and his dick reunite.

[ImDefyingGravity97]

@dealingamnesia I know! That's what I was thinking!

[XxXDeathlyHallowsXxX]

Joey at 8:00 - 8:04

AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[starkidchickie928]

"You gone soft!" SOMEONE CALL A TAZ!!!!

[starkidchickie928]

5:39

When he says Joey, all I can think is "UMBRIDGE!!!!"

[epicfail8798]

Big T = commander up wienie = taz

[LoonyLovesTheChosen1]

'i would kiss you if i could, hell, remember when we tried?'

[WestEndActress]

Looks like Big-T has gone soft with Commander Up.

[sillybobify]

yeah wienie your right big T has gone soft i heard he was in the cafeteria just crying!

[starkidlover12]

3:19- 3:21 joeys face is SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT!!!!

[sharpayzone]

That headband is in everything ;D

[PigFartsYumYumYum1]

Joey, all this inappropriate language coming from your mouth..holy shit it makes you so sexy. :) <3

[EmosArmy]

Wheres little D? xD

[crashtestkaren]

Joey's faces always get me... Especially at 8:02.

[natst251]

STARKID, WHY DO YOU MAKE SONGS ABOUT DICKS SO CATCHY? IT'S NOT NORMAL FOR TEENAGE GIRLS TO WALK AROUND SINGING THESE SONGS.

[Schokulade]

@natst251 since starkid it's normal.

[bananatoes1]

What is it with starkid and men without balls?

[hipeoples66]

I wonder how awkward it would be if someone were to get a boner right now. xD

[kvogel98]

@hipeoples66 That was my comment exactly on the first one LOL

[potterbeatsvoldy]

the awkward moment when you're about to cry cuz a boy's having a touching moment with his dick... wow that came out wrong... that did too...

[TripTrapGirl]

Imagine coming up with the idea for the musical (:

"Hey guys! I got this really...great idea! Dancing and singing genitalia."

<3StarKid

[StarkidManic]

"we were THIS close!"

Rofl.... Cracked me up!!!

[awesomepies1235]

Joe Walker's resume:

Voldemort

Dolores Umbridge

A dick

Commander Up

[YoureShameless2009]

@awesomepies1235 Don't forget that he was also a drunk bug! :P

[PartyPinkie]

@awesomepies1235 "A dick?"

He didn't just play a dick.

He played Dick.

Dick the dick.

[TheDisneyQueen93]

@awesomepies1235 don't forget a space bug!

[perhapsyellow]

I'm trying to imagine how this would look like in real life.

[suzifluzi1]

Where the he'll do they come up with these story and songs idea?! Haha. Somehow I love it though :)

[gaspcheeesey]

why do songs about dicks have to be so catchy?!

[barbaramusic01]

hahaha "pee" soup

[lizardlee10]

This is the beginning of Ron and Yaxley's bromance

[siriusblackcheckmate]

Weenie: You've gone soft!

I was expecting the screen to freeze and for the audience to say "BOOOOOOOO!!!"

[IntoTheDarkMist]

That awkward moment when you wake up in an alley being tended to by multiple dicks...

[izzy8d2]

GOD DAMNIT BIG T SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST GIVE JOEY HIS DICK.

[LilMizzChazz]

aw, Joey & Dick bromance <3

[zzmantoper]

sings with dick and hugs dick

[sweetForgiveness]

so what we learn is that boys should always listen to their dicks....?

[MissBubi95]

Is it weird to be happy that a boy and his dick are friends again???XD

[TroutyPout]

Big T sure can sing!

[TheCPKickback]

If a big singing dick was in front of me, I wouldn't smile and nod I'd scream "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!"

[suprswimmer]

Big T's voice... Gah.

[oneninja8]

Joeys face at 8:00. Enough said

[thehungergames731]

@oneninja8 OMG THATS SOOOOOO SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOME....CUTE!!­!!

[StarkidForever3126]

what acne??? hes AMAZING!!!!!

[ztslovebird]

Every time I hear the line "every day, walking down the street, you're the number one butcher with the prime-cut meat", I think of that scene in Spiderman 3 when Peter Parker is walking down the street all cocky and giving all the girls the quick-draw fingers.

[FatalAffection13]

I cried at the look on joe's (dick's) face when he finally caved in. i was like "DAMMIT!! Joey Richter is mine!!!" then cried slash laughed at the akward bromance.

[FlameFeathers]

1:29 I got a picture of him.

[laughs2much13]

I bet a lot of guy would of accepted Big Ts offer lol

[carociwa]

This song and "Kick it up a notch" are the best songs ever!!!! And the both are for Joey! Love it :D

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

I know he's supposed to be a penis, but for some reason I find Corey so attractive... :D

[Tacoking9291]

Never in all my years have I been so happy to see a boy reunited with his

[MeganGoldthorpexx]

Love you joey, sexy mofo!

[iTak53]

What kinda cocks would they be? They would be cock blocks

[LondonSummer100]

10 Dislikes?

Thats Hermone ¬¬

[dinocubfan]

Too bad they couldn't give Corey a song in AVPS!

[MrCodfish3]

You guys are dicks.

[rayenevinluan]

i wish darren is big T !!

[iTak53]

I wish Joe Walker was my dick

[drummingirl94]

Joe's high-pitched "No!" at about 8:34 = flawless human being/dick

[Twilight482]

I mean I knew Yaxley was Rons best adult friend but I didn't think they were this close...

[kmasucci]

@WatchingAMusical don't forget a ballsy commander with a pedo mustache

[AislingChristene]

♥Big T

[bluejay72789]

How freaked out would you be if your penis was taller than you?

[mseisenberg]

@bigggstarrr "this kid" is actually doing a voice in a kids moive (which usually involve singing). so i tihnk he's been discovered

[77Redvines77]

So wrong

[TheStarkidGirl1]

@bigggstarrr My many apologies to you! I did not know that you have had training! Not sure why that matters.... But apparently it means something! I also don't see why you needed to swear or insinuate that i have, what did you call it? Oh yeah, "Crappy ass talent". You have no idea about my talent. In fact, unlike you, I never started to brag about it, so I don't see why it was necessary for you to bring it up. Finally, I dont give a flying quaffle whether or not you think my opinion matters.

[emi190695]

i think this play could easily be called 'That One Play Where Everyone Fondled Joey's Face'

[CharletteAndMo]

@emi190695 when I read your comment, milk came out my nose. thank you.

[StigGT2]

An advert for a spicy hotdog just played.

This is too perfect.

[rayenevinluan]

i want darren to be big t!! that would be awesome!!

[betseylovely]

i have that bowl... wait does that mean?! OH FUCK

[UberGecko]

wait did a big black homeless cock just touched your face ?

[xDeathsBreathx]

I'm yo dick niaow >:H

[MusicMadSuperAwesome]

WE WERE THIS CLOSE!!

XD

[StigGT2]

The T... stands for my weiner.

[MadeinLaguanaHill]

Dick-"Homemade" Audience-"Ughhhhh" Dick-"Just your standard chicken noop" "Audience-"Ohhhhh"

[legallystupid1]

i dont find a male vagina weird at all but, when i see a female playing a dick im like "What?"

[swansong95]

@bigggstarrr i'm a starkid because i think the starkid team are talented. not the other way round. duh?

[CP6L1]

wait... big d... dumbledors dick... is brown? XD

[CP6L1]

wait... big d... dumbledors dick... is brown? XD

[CP6L1]

wait... big d... dumbledors dick... is brown? XD

[lillmango]

@bigggstarrr thanks and thts fair enough ur expressing ur opinion. probably just think about the way you express it next time so u dont have a billion people hammering you down. just saying that cos im looking out for you (internet can be quite a hazard and people can say hte most nastiest things cos tehy're anonymous) but if ur alirght then thts good. :) hope all goes well for you too

[lillmango]

@bigggstarrr i understand you can give your opinion and by all means i encourage that...but lemme tell you this: ive trained in singing for almost as long as you have but i wont pretend to think i know everything about the performing industry. i hate to burst your bubble but u and i r just two people in a really large industry that is highly subjective and unpredictable. you may be very experienced but you dont know everything. ur gunna hate me now but i think its important u keep that in mind.

[swansong95]

@bigggstarrr 'you're one of them starkids too so your opinion doesn't matter'???? wtf? people become starkids, i.e. fans of starkid productions, because starkid are awesome. why does that automatically nullify the importance of their opinion? and why does that make your opinion more important than theirs? maybe you dont find joey to be talented, but you have no right to attack starkids' opinions just because you disagree with them.

[lillmango]

@bigggstarrr amidst all these negative comments bigggstarrr...i gotta agree with you on one thing: yeah it is subjective. and im sure theres a big casting director out there whose gonna see joey as a huge potential star. maybe two, or three, or four...the point of my comment is; it aint a good idea for you to post this sort of thing here cos ur just gonna get a lot of hates. so either just be respectful and click away or endure a rather hard beating from a couple million joey-lovers :)

[StillThinkWereInLove]

OMG! Wouldn't be funny if he picked the dick played by the same girl as Vanessa?

[StillThinkWereInLove]

It was Hoe-made soup(:

[TheStarkidGirl1]

@bigggstarrr cant sing. Bigggstarrr cant sing. Bigggstarrr cannot sing! She only comments rudely and she cannot sing even if shes correcting someone elses voice!:) (sorry it was immature, but nessecary.) You see, the great thing about us Starkids is that, you mess with one of our own, and all hell is gonna break loose. So if you dont like the amazing Joey Richter, then dont watch, and please, for our sake, and yours, dont comment.

[beatlesrock234]

if that soup was cream of mushroom i would have died

[Darthsantana]

i feel like joey sings alot better in starship, like something was wrong with his voice but he still powered through it well

[CuntreyGurl03]

@Darthsantana he was sick during the play that's why he sounds that way

[Darthsantana]

@CuntreyGurl03 yeah it wasnt all there but he still remained confident and pushed it

[CuntreyGurl03]

@Darthsantana yea i think he did a great job with being sick and all

[ThePoofer15]

I just realized he woke up because of a dick xD

[MissDovey123]

I would'nt mind kissing Joey's dick, his dicks hot :) <3

[sleepwalkingrace]

"hes not worth your time, he cant even screw"

JOE WALKER IS *SO* WORTH YOUR TIME!!

[Quirreldemort]

:) Corey Dorris. His voice. <3

[MsCaligirl101]

haha i love big t's voice =)

[TheGatosarnoso]

imagine this scene in real life

[tinkerbell5729]

@bigggstarrr if you haven't noticed you are fighting a losing battle. almost every single one of your comments doesn't show because of too many thumbs down. I bet you are a horrible singer that has to tear other people down just to feel good about yourself. Joey Richter is an amazing person and performer, and even though he wasnt at his best for this show doesnt give you any right to act the way you have

[WatchingAMusical]

Just Imagine Joe Walker's Resume

Voldemort

Dolores Umbrige

A Dick

[ThatFuckingMudkip]

@WatchingAMusical Dont forget Captain Up

[ChidoriRFullbuster]

@ThatFuckingMudkip

Commander, not Captain.

[herlife52]

@WatchingAMusical And now Commander Up =D

[SuperSmithers13]

yeah but hes brillant in all of them :P

[mikkidixxi]

@WatchingAMusical  and up!

[1boyos1]

@WatchingAMusical

now add a soft commander of a starship and a mammal-wrangler

[daiu1ro]

A female bug and a nutless comander. Don't forget that.

[potterheadunicorn]

@WatchingAMusical Don't forget Commander Up!