@Khurzable excuse me? stupid would be things like snuggie, chia anything and pet rock. this is far from that. perhaps if you tried it out yourself you'd actually appreciate it. unless you prefer to just lose your stuff... so ..go ahead. the choice is yours.
if you want a free $10 itunes card download app trailers on itunes and, it says "insert bonus code" and you type in "freeitunes4u" and it will give you ten tousand points(exactly enough to get a free 10 dollar gift card) please enjoy and you guys are welcome(:
@benardox the same way ...you're human so you have two legs and two arms (usually)... ;-)
you can wear it at your waist or your arm or your ankle. Men tend not to use them as often on the thigh or calf, but you could if you put them there, too, if you were wearing long shorts or loose pants (if you desired).
@mrmurphyman1 you, sir, are sadly misguided... perhaps you should try it before you taunt it. ... you might actually learn something (or...don't and have your stuff lost, stolen, broken, etc...
These seem like they would be very akward to RETRIEVE though, when trying to pay for something. You'd have to go under your skirt or whatever.... Also, I would never get the one with the velcro, even though it would be convenient, because someone could just take it off of you and steal all your shit.
@opticrainbow Actually...unless you are wearing a see-through outfit...noone knows you are wearing it under there. i have worn these for 4 years every day and have had zero problems. And they are very easy to access as you can wear them close to your hem and are cake to get off...no awkwardness necessary. and no..they will not fall off either. I know. Have walked the walk...
@Mynamesnigel actually will not. have done over 3 years now. never lost. never falls off. meaty connection that will not fail unless you take it off yourself. yay!
of course if you put heavy lead shot in there and go on a rocketship ride into space....well...then I might not be able to say the same...
Congratulations for good promotion! this is how simple product should be promoted, little humour and good reasons why you would need it!
My GF also asks me to carry her phones and other crap cause "i dont have pockets in this dress"... it is little annoying to have stuff of 4 people in your pockets and when someone calls to your phone you have to go throu your pockets with bunch of crap in them!... god... If you need article marketing help, contact me and we can talk business.
@saemj Not exactly. Sorry, but people tend to worry about their stuff (& rightly so when it's valuable), especially when they're in situations like wearing a dress while out dancing or traveling in unfamiliar places. unless you want to babysit the bag. THAT's not fun.
@poolpartyaction no. not dangerous. not unless you're putting lead shot in there.
have had no problem in 3.5 yrs. try it you'll ♥ it. and if you're in the states and saw Oprah asking Whoopi last week where she keeps her money or credit card (as W carries no purse...)...He-LLO!!! ;-)
Another way to get out of carrying HER cvrap around for her is if you were a skirt, too! They're incredibly comfortable and VERY freeing (a nice warm breeze feels GREAT!!) and girls LOVE a guy in a skirt!!!! I should know, I've been wearing skirts since `85 and have had PLENTY of women compliment me and even say they wish they had my legs!!
@MyTakeGaming No, not at all! Although I AM part Scottish. If women can wear pants, why should't men be allowed to wear skirts?
By the way, for anyone keeping score, in the previous comment, I meant to say: Another way to get out of carrying HER crap around for her is if you wore a skirt, I just spotted the typos a minute ago. For anyone that's NOT keeping score, I STILL meant to say that!
this is PERFECT for Oprah and company who are down in your neck of the woods in OZ as we speak -- they really should've taken 'em with when leaving Chicago... *ack*
Thanks for the great review. This looks like a really handy device, up till now I have had to resort to telling my partner to wedge her stuff up her arse if she had no pockets.Not so cool when you need to borrow her phone later!
I accept this with a degree of incredulousness - I may put a credit card and maybe some lippy in my man's trouser pocket on a night out but this, my friend, this is NOTHING compared to the line 'can this go in your bag please?' which he must use every other day. Wallet, phone, camera, keys, sunglasses (worst culprit) - all in the bag. Because clearly my bag is a effing TARDIS!!
Woah, now I'm glad I've never been out with a girl! My pockets are always filled to the brim with tissues, not all of them entirely clean. I wouldn't want to be forced to admit that.
Love this guy!!! great facial expressions and humor is always appreciated!
chickwithastick 2 weeks ago
stop inventing stupid things
Khurzable 3 weeks ago
@Khurzable excuse me? stupid would be things like snuggie, chia anything and pet rock. this is far from that. perhaps if you tried it out yourself you'd actually appreciate it. unless you prefer to just lose your stuff... so ..go ahead. the choice is yours.
kendrakroll 2 weeks ago
what if she pisses on her phone?
UNBOUNDxBOOM 3 weeks ago
this is a great little invention, well sold here, but that website needs a makeover
DuddBudda 4 weeks ago
@DuddBudda i hear you and agree...we're redoing our site as we speak. check back in a couple of weeks and take a peek ;)
kendrakroll 2 weeks ago
Around your BUFF!! GUNS!
xZiipHD 4 weeks ago
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if you want a free $10 itunes card download app trailers on itunes and, it says "insert bonus code" and you type in "freeitunes4u" and it will give you ten tousand points(exactly enough to get a free 10 dollar gift card) please enjoy and you guys are welcome(:
lzseth22 1 month ago
that was just.... lovely haha!
LEG-END
benjy420 2 months ago
im a guy..how do i wear this?
benardox 3 months ago
@benardox the same way ...you're human so you have two legs and two arms (usually)... ;-)
you can wear it at your waist or your arm or your ankle. Men tend not to use them as often on the thigh or calf, but you could if you put them there, too, if you were wearing long shorts or loose pants (if you desired).
kendrakroll 3 months ago
lol at 5:00 he was just like FUK MY LIFE...
ThePostEdit 3 months ago
@respawn24 nope. won't.
kendrakroll 4 months ago
It'll just fall off, if your running..
Respawn24 4 months ago
Why would you make this video? that product is retarded. i compare this product to the shamwow or something stupid like that.
mrmurphyman1 4 months ago
@mrmurphyman1 you, sir, are sadly misguided... perhaps you should try it before you taunt it. ... you might actually learn something (or...don't and have your stuff lost, stolen, broken, etc...
your choice...)
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
kendrakroll 4 months ago
tony stark
SaoodVidal1 4 months ago
Now you know why censorship is evil.
HispanicImpression 4 months ago
No censored no no badd
TheMasiker 4 months ago
censored NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :)
golf1664 4 months ago
These seem like they would be very akward to RETRIEVE though, when trying to pay for something. You'd have to go under your skirt or whatever.... Also, I would never get the one with the velcro, even though it would be convenient, because someone could just take it off of you and steal all your shit.
opticrainbow 5 months ago
@opticrainbow Actually...unless you are wearing a see-through outfit...noone knows you are wearing it under there. i have worn these for 4 years every day and have had zero problems. And they are very easy to access as you can wear them close to your hem and are cake to get off...no awkwardness necessary. and no..they will not fall off either. I know. Have walked the walk...
kendrakroll 5 months ago
you look like Tony Stark
Chimerabane 5 months ago
@Chimerabane i know
mrgamingtips1 5 months ago
@Chimerabane gosh I can't thumb your comment up :/ but he really does look like Tony Stark
SirBeastly74 4 months ago
@Chimerabane lol
SaoodVidal1 4 months ago
I seriously thought he was gonna make a dick joke for the big one.
TotallyJoeKing 5 months ago
But if it comes off you won't know if it falls off if you only have something like a credit card and some notes in it.
Mynamesnigel 6 months ago
@Mynamesnigel actually will not. have done over 3 years now. never lost. never falls off. meaty connection that will not fail unless you take it off yourself. yay!
of course if you put heavy lead shot in there and go on a rocketship ride into space....well...then I might not be able to say the same...
PortaPocketGal 6 months ago
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@PortaPocketGal That is unfair for astronauts! I call discrimination!
Mynamesnigel 6 months ago
You dropped your pocket hahaha
travdaman8 6 months ago
@travdaman8 LOL i got it -raises hand-
opticrainbow 5 months ago
I like you. :L
OhsoKatlike 6 months ago
i wonder if you can wear one of these with panties..hahahahaha
deeppurplerules1 6 months ago
do you sell the attachment for my Desert Eagle?
dembkomj 7 months ago
like
diarealheem 7 months ago
i want tat for my girl friend ..! then i have a excuse to find there if she have someting there hahahaha k0ol tink
cocorecord1 7 months ago
WTF that's weird
he0yu0xiong 7 months ago
so not only can u have your gf not having you carry her shit u can also have the ease of access to her kooch
jacobpf4 8 months ago
I LIKE YOUR HEAD FOR ME YOU ARE THE BEST MAN WHO ARE SPEACKING IN FRONT OF HIS WEBCAM ! but the other person , it is a guy !
Nvidia9700MGT 8 months ago
sexy portaporket i wud love to use it...
LovelyTanu24 8 months ago
Congratulations for good promotion! this is how simple product should be promoted, little humour and good reasons why you would need it!
My GF also asks me to carry her phones and other crap cause "i dont have pockets in this dress"... it is little annoying to have stuff of 4 people in your pockets and when someone calls to your phone you have to go throu your pockets with bunch of crap in them!... god... If you need article marketing help, contact me and we can talk business.
aironman90 8 months ago
hey... are you iron man???
mattymatto1 8 months ago
Fuckin Brilliant !
DeanLisi 8 months ago
Can u do that without the cencored plz
thepokefreak99 8 months ago
My computer has no sound it looks like he's selling her..
Sweetboi26 9 months ago
@Sweetboi26 mine too
KimKEYmmy 8 months ago
Hey, it's Iron Man!
acevamp 9 months ago
all i want to know is. where can i get the raw/ un-edited/ un-censored footage?
JacobCain86 9 months ago
842.597 views holy shit, sex sells !!!
Videolursch 9 months ago
i bet you could do a good robert downey jr
carmody 9 months ago
wheeeeeooooo
lol
salem777tv 9 months ago
LOL
metarydly7111 10 months ago
What's for those with more voluptuous girlsfriends?
myraj34dd 10 months ago
thank you for entertainng me haha
holyguitarist666 10 months ago
BUFF!
the13chaos 10 months ago
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And his cock is in his ass...
malaihiboi 10 months ago
Yeah he just found a random chick on the street and just got her to wear no underware to show the new toy he got
WerewolfSlayer91 10 months ago
Can you please give me one of your mechanized suits?
j3pf3y 10 months ago
@j3pf3y
NO MINE!!!
TheTortugaTanker 10 months ago
this guy looks like tony starck from Ironman :)
ihadurca1981 11 months ago
@ihadurca1981 I was just about to comment this, then saw yours! It's too true!
Satisfocalypse 10 months ago
@ihadurca1981 Dude, I wanted to give you a thumbs up but it's not there,... just wanted to let you know
royaloreca 10 months ago
@ihadurca1981 just a slightly fatter version
beastafy 10 months ago
oh man you make me laught
INFORMERMANVESSELL 11 months ago
Tell her to bring a bag. Problem solved.
saemj 11 months ago
@saemj Not exactly. Sorry, but people tend to worry about their stuff (& rightly so when it's valuable), especially when they're in situations like wearing a dress while out dancing or traveling in unfamiliar places. unless you want to babysit the bag. THAT's not fun.
PortaPocketGal 11 months ago
your voice is very soft and soothing...
iminyourbasement 11 months ago
i dont know why...but you remind me robert dowey jr
jsbastianvl 11 months ago
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if a girl with short skirt is using this product....
i'm wondering how does the girl pick up the call when the phone is ringing ??
nataill 11 months ago
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nataill 11 months ago
i just pure love the first 3 seconds lmao
russell602 11 months ago
@russell602 same its really makes an kick but intro
hufe123456789 11 months ago
I'm glad its censored
zenyricardo 11 months ago
huge gut...haha
isnt it dangerous that its velcro? it could fall off if u move the wrong way or something. ya...naked lady Dx
poolpartyaction 11 months ago
@poolpartyaction no. not dangerous. not unless you're putting lead shot in there.
have had no problem in 3.5 yrs. try it you'll ♥ it. and if you're in the states and saw Oprah asking Whoopi last week where she keeps her money or credit card (as W carries no purse...)...He-LLO!!! ;-)
PortaPocketGal 11 months ago
Tony Stark invented portapockets
adrastea99 11 months ago
@adrastea99 U took the idea rite out of my head. But the more I watch, the more he seems like "The Comedian" from "Watchmen".
EmperorKrow 11 months ago
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"around your BUFF guns" indeed
JohnCrum777 11 months ago
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JohnCrum777 11 months ago
look like the dude from iron man
madd99921 1 year ago
@madd99921 lmfao agreed!
TheWifey0908 11 months ago
@madd99921 aha yes :D:D::D
DemYGooD 11 months ago
lol
sasha123505 1 year ago
BUFF!!
llAMECll 1 year ago
new meaning to ham wallet
cjh134414 1 year ago
TOMB RAIDER!
Alzdr 1 year ago
Another way to get out of carrying HER cvrap around for her is if you were a skirt, too! They're incredibly comfortable and VERY freeing (a nice warm breeze feels GREAT!!) and girls LOVE a guy in a skirt!!!! I should know, I've been wearing skirts since `85 and have had PLENTY of women compliment me and even say they wish they had my legs!!
RedVynil 1 year ago
@RedVynil Isn't that being Scottish? #LOL
MyTakeGaming 1 year ago
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@MyTakeGaming No, not at all! Although I AM part Scottish. If women can wear pants, why should't men be allowed to wear skirts?
By the way, for anyone keeping score, in the previous comment, I meant to say: Another way to get out of carrying HER crap around for her is if you wore a skirt, I just spotted the typos a minute ago. For anyone that's NOT keeping score, I STILL meant to say that!
RedVynil 1 year ago
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hockeystick6789 1 year ago
@hockeystick6789 It's all part of being Scottish, son! You don't FORGET to wear underwear, you just don't wear them at all!!!
RedVynil 1 year ago
@RedVynil YASS!
AlmostEasy1702 1 year ago
@AlmostEasy1702 :-D
RedVynil 1 year ago
@Fwjchimx Freak...
Kalywonkas 1 year ago
could u keep a gun in it?
legalam 1 year ago
@legalam ya if he wants to shot himself
EsteghlalTillDeath 1 year ago
the look on ur face wen she lifted her skirt was priceless :)
9nxt 1 year ago
this is PERFECT for Oprah and company who are down in your neck of the woods in OZ as we speak -- they really should've taken 'em with when leaving Chicago... *ack*
PortaPocketGal 1 year ago
Spock was wearing one of those back in the 60's.
FamilyOfMan1975 1 year ago
u dont no freakin sense
alice9359 1 year ago
"To see the uncensored version please email me- no its not gonna happen..don't do it"
Got my hopes up for a second..>,> <,<
97itachiuchiha 1 year ago
immature
excop360 1 year ago
talk like a pirate day... YES!! isn't that a WoW thing? :P
Disillusioned2010 1 year ago
Tony Stark.
Kainn828 1 year ago
@Kainn828 lol
LockyDarts1 1 year ago
@Kainn828 my thoughts exactly hahahaha
Coheed212 1 year ago
BUFF lol :L
hellewell07 1 year ago
he reminds me of the creator of meatspace :O!!... youtube newbs...
squeemonkey 1 year ago
He reminds me of Robert Downey jr ! ;o
MrPwnageism 1 year ago
@MrPwnageism yesss
idk1234idk88 1 year ago
She's at the supermarket, and is about to pay. She then says "give me a moment" and reaches in under her skirt... interesting o.O
whohie 1 year ago
BUFF
legosareus 1 year ago
i had no idea robert downey jr. had a youtube channel
hiphopopautumus 1 year ago
you look like Robert Downey Jr.
MsAlexandriaDoreen 1 year ago
BUFF!
99legoking 1 year ago
he looks like a mix of a little bit of Jason segel, and Robert D jr. (Tony stark)
Alexander1358 1 year ago
@Alexander1358 EXACTLY my thoughts. part jason segel, but deff R.D.jr.
OMGitsBRADYbishesXXX 1 year ago
ur goin 2 get a pink eye for putting that on ur eye
ultrabrite1234 1 year ago
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1. take a deep breath
2.think of someone you like
3.press F10 5 times
4.send this to 5 youtube videos
5.look at your backround
SuperMrpuffy 1 year ago
tony stark lol
oppah82 1 year ago
is ther an uncensored version
Existifying 1 year ago
wheres the uncensored version?
XallumX 1 year ago
@XallumX thats what i wanna know, lol XD
firrinnaruto 1 year ago
@XallumX why wouldyou want to know
megaartist124 1 year ago
@megaartist124 you must be gay
cohensucks1 1 year ago
@cohensucks1 nawww she could be a girl xD
AngieKitteh 1 year ago
Tony Stark?
CRZYCalindian 1 year ago
@CRZYCalindian Tony Starks brother!
victor555117 1 year ago
BUFF!
BestestFriends14 1 year ago
ya Glock .40 here...buy mine is issued and made just for my gun
HHSFOOTBALLTWENTY4 1 year ago
i put my glock in mine
DAKODA65 1 year ago
TONY CLEARK!
catdogzxc 1 year ago
you look like the guy from clerks
LeoF3500K 1 year ago
BUFF!!! GUNS!!!
TheGinger623 1 year ago
RDJ, son
AquaDiscoMan 1 year ago
I am Iron Man.
loisman123 1 year ago
TONY STARK INDEED
nexit808 1 year ago
@nexit808
yeah
svildosola 1 year ago
lolz he couldn't stop laughing
shawna1512 1 year ago
awesome product. you should all go get it
DrJamesKroll 1 year ago
you were like :O and everyone was like FUUUUUUUUU CENSOR
eatbeavers 1 year ago
U look like Robert downy je in iron man!
CheeryJadeRox 1 year ago
U made that just to look up her dress u perv. haha
TheEvilDeathBaby 1 year ago
@TheEvilDeathBaby she's the one that didnt wear any underwear, she was obviously asking for it
liljagsa 1 year ago
u really remind me of tony stark
L0RIAX 1 year ago
bizaaaaa creatures
MissButterfly37 1 year ago
fuck censor...
streetpartying 1 year ago
tony stark !!!11!!!
eVITORIOe 1 year ago
@eVITORIOe indeed he looks like him! o_O
doomguild 1 year ago
Thanks for the great review. This looks like a really handy device, up till now I have had to resort to telling my partner to wedge her stuff up her arse if she had no pockets.Not so cool when you need to borrow her phone later!
FaceFirstLtd 1 year ago
TONY STARK?!?!?
IrishJimmyB 1 year ago
1:47. Looks like a real eye patch now.
Devikvampire 1 year ago
I accept this with a degree of incredulousness - I may put a credit card and maybe some lippy in my man's trouser pocket on a night out but this, my friend, this is NOTHING compared to the line 'can this go in your bag please?' which he must use every other day. Wallet, phone, camera, keys, sunglasses (worst culprit) - all in the bag. Because clearly my bag is a effing TARDIS!!
italyfirebird1981 1 year ago
he looks like robert downey jr....lawl....
dethcrypt 1 year ago
@dethcrypt haha thats what i thought at first.
akro187 1 year ago
@dethcrypt So true!
iDarkRed 1 year ago
u DU luk like the iron man dude! :p and u kinda soung like him 2!!! r u his brother?!?!?!
L0v3rZ12 1 year ago
@L0v3rZ12 OH MY GOSH HE DOES SOUND LIKE THE IRON MAN DUDE!
Kaykrisify 1 year ago
why are you even lifting the skirt aand looking there !?
TheKatiegirl13 1 year ago
@TheKatiegirl13 He wasn't expecting the woman/girl to do that.
Jonathan19279 1 year ago
Lol its a fat Tony Stark.
HeWhoDoes 1 year ago
wow, that is a good idea. No pickpocket could do pick your pockets easily with this thing.
LiveLaughLove8489 1 year ago
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jlo999 1 year ago
he looks like the ironman guy
Johanna9Rockstar 1 year ago
@Johanna9Rockstar i knowww right?!
bakwardsraCe 1 year ago
@Johanna9Rockstar holy crap he does look like robert downy jr.!
1undeadskater1 1 year ago
Oh Shit Tony!
skiptomile 1 year ago
BUFF to go around you BUFF guns
peacebaby099 1 year ago
hay tony stark
chuk19100 1 year ago
ur gf doesn't wear panties? nice! Sure makes the bedtime fun a little easier eh?
whoo689 1 year ago
you're like a sexy Australian Robert Downey Jr.
TheFilmCanister 1 year ago
its not robert downey junior
webclann 1 year ago
@webclann OMG NO WAY !?!
zudah369 1 year ago
yes he does look like the iron man guy.
rodster360s 1 year ago
this guy looks like Tony Stark(iron man): Robert Downey Jr.
leopold114 1 year ago
thats what i thought
cheyney93 1 year ago
@leopold114 LOLOLOLOL
ppiimmaann87 1 year ago
when you need to use it on that BUFFFFFFF arms and the extra length for your BUFFFFF arms xD
gifter 1 year ago
hes funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Daniluvsxx 1 year ago
omg where can i order those things?! and can i get a free skirt aswell? they will sure do look good on me :)
ericbekkers 1 year ago
Woah, now I'm glad I've never been out with a girl! My pockets are always filled to the brim with tissues, not all of them entirely clean. I wouldn't want to be forced to admit that.
Flinklehurst 1 year ago
@Flinklehurst Intersting...
New2habbo 1 year ago
he looks like a chubbyfied version of that iron man guy
exonerator 1 year ago