@JPsWTFProductions I got the sarcasm, you made a incest reference, my question came from your use of the word original. And btw you can't check out books from wal-mart, it's a store, not a library -_-
I can honestly say I've NEVER had a girlfriend that I was ashamed of... At least not while I was actually dating her... And never will because if I can't bring myself to be seen in public with the girl then I don't need to be with her at all :)
Been playing Stephen Lynch for five months at open mic nights in Lancaster and Norwich, and people love it every time. Nothing like Lynch for getting cheers.
i sang if i were gay from stephen lynch at a talent show in high school lol won first place for it actually warned everyone it could be risky for little kids and they put a sign out front indicating that some language may not be appropriate for kids under a certain age and then i came on before and went this is the song for which the sign was made to a laugh from the crowd...got a standing ovation after i performed the song which shocked me because i thought i sucked really bad lol
My girlfriend played this for me... I laughed haha
Brightwarriorz 2 months ago in playlist Stephen Lynch
Why does everybody's girlfriend/finance/etc hate to get this song played?
doesn't they get the sarcasm? cuz I doubt anybody plays this song to a "loved" one and are super cereal (Yeah south park reference) about it :)
I would love to get this song played to me, haha :P
MillaTheFool 4 months ago
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LadyOpenshaw 6 months ago
sounds like a 21st century take on Shakespeare's sonnet 130... though Billy loves his chick despite her lackluster visage. lol
raviebabi6 7 months ago
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underthebloodredsky9 7 months ago
@JPsWTFProductions what hate? i simply asked you what you meant by "original man" you're the one who had to start being a jerk
MultiFeezy 8 months ago
@JPsWTFProductions I got the sarcasm, you made a incest reference, my question came from your use of the word original. And btw you can't check out books from wal-mart, it's a store, not a library -_-
MultiFeezy 8 months ago
@JPsWTFProductions an original man?
MultiFeezy 8 months ago
Does it make me a bad person if I can relate to this song? lol
thelivingsped 11 months ago
@thelivingsped Yes
baconflames 9 months ago
@thelivingsped Not at all.
imhinatas 8 months ago
Aww i heard that he tells his ideas to his wife before he writes the song and if she doesnt laugh he doesnt do it. His wife must be pretty awesome :)
Hazie995 11 months ago
I'm learning this to sing it at my wedding......
Alucard33592 1 year ago 13
Lmao wish i knew this in one of my past relationships
Cannabiscowboy8901 1 year ago
Just learnt this on guitar, OHHH i know 'someone's' gonna hate me! lol
geoclph 1 year ago
I think I'll play this for my parent's anniversary. XD
TheFlailingWolf 1 year ago 2
Haha i should send this to my ex girlfriend. Its so fitting. But she's a nice girl and that would be fucked up lol.
acebrawler73 1 year ago
good wedding song:)
jackbug333 1 year ago 6
i hate that is true for me :(
rugald009 1 year ago
1:52 actually sounds like it could be an amazing instrumental in a church hahahahahaha
minivanmonkey 1 year ago
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NIGGA YOU GAY!
PradaTyM 1 year ago
@PradaTyM
...Says the "man" who likes PRADA so much he put it in his screenname.
dickinthesystem 1 year ago 6
@dickinthesystem Fucking owned
Airuke 1 year ago
@dickinthesystem ...Says the "man" who likes DICK so much he put it in his screenname.
Sardath13 1 year ago 8
Lol this song is funny cuz its true...
TheStickmanification 1 year ago 4
I thought it was gonna be a pedo song, when I was listening to the beginning. It's still one of my favorites from the album.
Itstoxik 1 year ago 3
And here I was thinking he was singing about a gay relationship.
Well, works both ways! XD
Ovanteeri 1 year ago 2
Thinking about this song i realized that i did this a lot. It's kinda humiliating.
flarexeyes 1 year ago 3
haha this is funny. i would play this song when i want to break up with a girl
bimbobread170 1 year ago
I feel so guilty when I hear this song. It bugs me that I've done this myself.
danielkjohansson 1 year ago 5
I know how it is
mcraig1169 2 years ago
I can honestly say I've NEVER had a girlfriend that I was ashamed of... At least not while I was actually dating her... And never will because if I can't bring myself to be seen in public with the girl then I don't need to be with her at all :)
shadowphoenix84 2 years ago
same here. middle school
tylergehman1 2 years ago
only in middle school? damn, i had 1 of those girlfriends at 25 lol
BabySealClubbin 2 years ago
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STUNTS1516 2 years ago
Haha too true!! I think everyone had that girlfriend for a while at school who you were ashamed of lol!
Storeytale 2 years ago 8
that was so true! thanks for that lucid gem of a comment.
hamdemon101 2 years ago
reminds me of middle school
exzorder 2 years ago 4
yep. It was middle school for me too with one of those. LOL
Callens76 2 years ago
makes me think of an old girl friend LOL
wowandmeatal 2 years ago
Been playing Stephen Lynch for five months at open mic nights in Lancaster and Norwich, and people love it every time. Nothing like Lynch for getting cheers.
GU174RM4N 2 years ago 2
i sang if i were gay from stephen lynch at a talent show in high school lol won first place for it actually warned everyone it could be risky for little kids and they put a sign out front indicating that some language may not be appropriate for kids under a certain age and then i came on before and went this is the song for which the sign was made to a laugh from the crowd...got a standing ovation after i performed the song which shocked me because i thought i sucked really bad lol
ccraw87 2 years ago 4
I plaied a few of his songs at Open Mic Night at a local resturant.. they loved it!
therealhyperwire 2 years ago 3
songs are always better when they're true...
iBiteUranus 2 years ago
lol this is probably his cleanest song yet and its still fucking hilarious
DaOnLyNeMeSiS0333 2 years ago 4
fuck it, gonna go buy EVERY ALBUM when i get home haha, only $50
mattyme91 2 years ago 3
Small price to pay right?
LilDarkKid24 2 years ago
I really love thist song, just for how serious this sounds when you don't pay attention to the words. Then its hilarious.
Also, I hope never to be in relationship where I'm on either side of this song.
SCgirlfan 2 years ago 2
lol, too true mate
slimboyjordan 2 years ago
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DaOnLyNeMeSiS0333 2 years ago
Such a pretty song *sheds tear*.
Likeyoucare 2 years ago 3
I'm thinking of playing this for the talent show at school this year. =D
treefalse 2 years ago 2
lol that would be hilarious
ryald010 2 years ago
I sing this to my fiance a lot lol. She hates me for it.
MidKnight421 2 years ago 68
Mannnn I should of sang this for my ex..DAMN!
mallratz182 2 years ago
ha ha this songs fucken awsome
sligstata 2 years ago
xD haha xD
xbxoxtx 2 years ago
lol you have to e REALLY superfitial in order to actually say that a song you wrote is prettier than somebody.
i love this fucking song
julietjakeandelwood 2 years ago 2
It's true... She IS lucky
Murrayer1987 2 years ago 6
hahah very true for every man
naballer1228 2 years ago 2
this song is so funny..me and my fiance bought the CD three balloons and i love this song
Lizzyfde 2 years ago 5
My gf hates this wen i play it in the car!!! :)
Kingdan1010 2 years ago 41
you should dump her, for real dude
Shaitan2323 2 years ago 2
lol this is so true for every man
bigredxxx 2 years ago