I was premenstrual a couple of weeks ago, and my boyfriend asked me how painful it was. I responded with anger :D and demanded Haagen Dazs, like any sane, rational woman. ;)
"What?! What is it now?! I'm opening fish fingers, can't you see?!
You come in here, walking on the floor, breathing the air - like it's yours! Talking and talking - I'm doing something! Look, they've fallen on the floor! Are you happy? Are you happy now? Every time I try to do something for myself, you carbonize, and ruin my dreams."
"Every time I try and do some thing for myself, you carbonise and then shit on my dreams" - Best ever
xav5421 1 week ago
Whenever I watch the bit with the male PMS rant, I automatically imagine him as an Irish Basil Fawlty. Now that would be awesome.
DeadParrotJones 2 weeks ago
The tears will NOT stop flowing from my eyes :D I now understand my fiance a bit better :D
3rinSimone 1 month ago
I love him
1004cheonsa 1 month ago
when is he coming back to America?
prcelt1 1 month ago 2
it's from What it is!
livoutloud92 4 months ago
I was premenstrual a couple of weeks ago, and my boyfriend asked me how painful it was. I responded with anger :D and demanded Haagen Dazs, like any sane, rational woman. ;)
BookLover58 5 months ago 5
"What?! What is it now?! I'm opening fish fingers, can't you see?!
You come in here, walking on the floor, breathing the air - like it's yours! Talking and talking - I'm doing something! Look, they've fallen on the floor! Are you happy? Are you happy now? Every time I try to do something for myself, you carbonize, and ruin my dreams."
Girdain 5 months ago 5
Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope!!!
lemongirlohyeah 6 months ago 3
which standup was this from, anyone?
kpotassium 6 months ago
@kpotassium It's from What It Is, saw him live! my face was hurting after haha
MakeWeedLegal 6 months ago 3
@MakeWeedLegal Cool, thanks!
kpotassium 6 months ago
@kpotassium it's from what it is!
livoutloud92 4 months ago
i'm in love.
uglyuglypirate 6 months ago
"How painful? It's like what? A long weekend in Adelaide?" hahahaa
riz44 6 months ago 4
i mean what kind of a retard moron a random no brain would dislike this video
aliqsadiq 6 months ago
IMAGINE A MELON!!! COMING THROUGH YOUR FACE!!!!
FattyZee 6 months ago 9
"You're walking on the floor..."
Why does that sound so heartbreaking when he says it??
soooyeahhh 7 months ago
@soooyeahhh lol, fond memories of carpet perhaps
VioIentGoIdFish 7 months ago
Oh fuck that was a good one, a funny one
BrosephStalinGrad 8 months ago
spot on
baubineau 8 months ago
do other people know this about men? If so I think they've made a game out of it
ADJPease 9 months ago
You're walking on the floor
Breathing the air like it's yours.
killer66250 9 months ago
I think the laugh on 0:56-58 made him pleased with himself.
cleveroctober 9 months ago
"I'm doing something, can't you _see???_" That's pretty much my reaction every time the fucking phone rings.
Shut up! Send me an email, a letter, or die.
TheGzeus 1 year ago 53
bahahaha 'like a long weekend in adelaide'
as someone who's lived in adelaide for a couple of years now, i totally agree lol
joystixxify 1 year ago 3
that is utterly hilarious!
dganet 1 year ago
1:03 if i choke on my food im haunting this guy
Dreamerx47 1 year ago 2
A long weekend in Adelaide WOULD be painful!
Slurpy8Musings 1 year ago
This is the funniest bit ever, by anyone, at anytime.
devrobbiz 1 year ago 26
@devrobbiz I'm going to say... that's pretty much spot on!
MakeWeedLegal 1 year ago 10
That male-PMS bit reminds me so much about how annoying my ex always was...
Myrkky100 1 year ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
@Myrkky100 my brothers annoying like that too except its everyday moaning about the pettiest things imaginable.
DigitalGhost94 1 year ago
The last part is so true! If I'm interupted when i'm doing something i freak out too! haha
MrCameltail 2 years ago 2