Craig Ferguson 1/26/11A Late Late Show beginning & MONOLOGUE

[amerskos]

Here we go!

[TheCardolan]

...and a foundry is a place you get found

[anablic]

"again" ha !!!

[XxOldFashionedGalxX]

oh my god I thought I was going to die of laughter at his impression of a pig having sex!

"Seex party" "I want hair" lol

such a great monologue!

[MissBananaHappy]

LMAO the way he was kind of swinging, it's adorable <3

[MsDramachick]

OMG that was SO funny!!

[PavlovsMaggot]

drunk scot pises hiself

[gieelsto]

Golden showers...

[ThePunkpunkkid]

He's on fire in this one ;P

[wyndstryder]

More like a sur-prised pig!

A new take on makin' bacon?

[freedompetals]

Put the prize pig in the closet!

[canadianmapleleaf31]

I love the part when Craig said that guy yells out the name "Daisy" (a cows name) when he is having sex with his prize pig...and the pig snorts and turns around and says what?...ha ha.

[andrephx90]

This was hilarious!!!

[lanakovacic]

love the man rings, it takes avery confiden't man to wear such a ring on a suit if youa re not p diddy, snoop or a pimp, love him even more now

[freshPrincess626]

a tuxedo t-shirt... CLASSY.

also, they still make those things??

[0Sarahx]

What's up with the ring on Craigypoo's middle finger?

[TheBrainFlow]

@0Sarahx It's his family crest. He mentioned it before. he started using it in the beginning of this year, so the explanation is on one of the January shows :)

[Sumblueguy41]

Monologue is more top notch than usual. Gotta love it. Sex party!!

[78silverfox]

Im standing up for the "PRIZE" pig humper, they oink, not wanting to talk about feelings or cuddle after!! XD

[NGraffx]

I mean 4:22 to 4:27 was the sexiest part of this clip. <3

[euginam91]

craig why must you make me visualize your penis every single time I watch the show?

[juanvega5]

"Here we go!" Mario 64... priceless

[kubek]

The have a city called Davos? Isn't that this evil guy from Doctor Who?

[shaniakt]

@kubek That's Davros ;~)

[singingfan]

Sex party! hahahahaha

Love you Craig!

[realfreakaynaughtay]

Sex party!

[kchingk]

k_ching_k bitches

[Treeonfire15]

The Greatest Game reference! love it :D

[curtscarla]

So, what do you think? Craig with or without an earring? Vote in my online poll at the sticky egg dot com

[78silverfox]

Daisy, OINK WHAT!?

[mt10061984]

ok. I LOVE Craig and all that his twisted-genius-hilarious-occas­ionally-cranky mind comes up with, but... it has to be said:

That ring, the one he just started wearing, is KILLING me.

I know what you're probably thinking, and yes- it is petty and really none of my business. Yet I still cringe every time I see it.

[LineNoergaard]

best monologue in weeks!! :D

[Lifesawork0fart]

CUTEST & FUNNIEST monologue in the history of the LLS !!!!!

Made me laugh so much I watched it 3 times! Craig keeps getting better! =)

[Idiot7887]

Yeeey Switzerland! :D

I'm Swiss btw.^^

[Bini9]

best monologue ever! 

[pepperw99]

@Bini9 SO TRUE!

[taubstumm]

Sounds like a great crowd.

[maewe]

what's the giant ring in the middle finger about??

[Jake91S]

Hahahah! This deserves an XD at the end of the title lmaooooo!

[cwade729]

@Jake91S I second and third that request. I was rolling last night while watching this lmao

[bolly098]

Love ittttttt!

KA-CHING BITCHES!

[nelaknight]

A very penisy monologue tonight....I like being distracted by penises....

[MrRenzolo]

Haha, the joke combining jersey shore and italy was the best. If only the country he's talking about wasn't the one where I live... :(

You rock, Craig!

[TheBrainFlow]

@MrRenzolo You live in a country A LOT of people would quit their jobs to live there! No " :( " from you!!!!! :D Italy is one of the most beautiful places on Earth and has one of the best people and culture too :)

[Carena722]

11:35 lol <3!

[Carena722]

i love you craig :) i really do. i think

keep it out :| unless you shave your head and wear white tshirts so you'll be mr.clean

[FindMeTheExit]

I wonder what the other ring he's wearing, on his left-hand middle finger (2:37), is for. Has he worn it before?

anyway, love looking at his hands close-up :)

[nelaknight]

@FindMeTheExit Its his family crest, I believe.

[FindaratoCarnesir]

"here we go!" :)

this just came to me, a mario game with all sounds being Craigs impersonation of mario...

[krusader85]

Thanks for uploading Mal :)

[keybladelordus]

if having an earring means close-ups of craigs face, then i say keep it