Fatal Deviation (8/8)

[zombiecopsmusic]

This tournament looks amazing. I'm thinking of hosting one for family and friends... Could someone explain if they are any rules?

[MelbAmelie]

I'm from Trim and used to work with Jimmy, he was extremely dedicated to honing his martial arts skills and whilst he was definitely not in the league of say, a Laurence Olivier, he did what he could with what were, admittedly, quite limited acting skills. I suppose credit should be given to him for actually going out and creating something with a very limited budget (and maybe imagination too) and giving us all a slice of cinematic gold we can chortle at (it's even funnier when mashed!).

[Ulstermandd]

@MelbAmelie If u ever see him tell him he has fans, this was a good watch!

[pinglala]

THIS IS GLORIOS

[mmutasim2]

Last line is GENIUS!

[RocMegamanX]

3:10

[Wolfdorf]

Thanks God I read crack.com daily, otherwise I will be an empty person. Hahaha.

[pretor92]

You killed my son. Now I am going to kill you. Just as I killed your father.

-You killed my father, now I'm gonna kill you, just like I killed your son!

[VasGuy]

Not a garda in sight lol

[robinsl27]

now Im gonna give this movie a bad compliment just as this movie gave a bad compliment to the action movie genre. kidding but I think if this were a troma film it would have at least been a movie you could laugh with as opposed to laughed at

[Ruincc]

why havent they arrested this psychopath yet

[tngnak]

Word of advice. Stop putting long barreled guns in Bennett's face, he'll just disarm u and beat your ass or kill you.

[MarkusHomer]

@ Pricey: I salute the guy's and maybe girls that could vote that video up without breaking out in tears because of laughing!

Just reading the cracked article to this piece of mickey-mouse-jizz and can't stop laughing XD

[seriousguynogames3]

Did the final match have any rules? I didn't hear the monk say if it did or not.

[arisetyo7]

WTF did I just watch?

[sierraig]

worst bs in existence... get a real job and wash your damn teeth

[SomeGuyNamedJason]

I've never seen fighting look this fake, and I've been known to take in a WWE show or two.

[qwertpoi]

Jimmy achieved something most 12 year olds only dream of. He has starred in an action movie. Good on ya, Jimmy.

[CDA1234ify]

@qwertpoi more like starred in an action movie directed and produced by said 12 yr olds

[hanchiman]

Even though I watched the whole thing, I cheated a bit by skipping past those training montage and "romantic" scenes... they are just too painful to watch X(.

[smoffelol]

why did i watch this entire movie?

[fireprism2]

12 people seriously have no sense of humour. This is actually one of the worst movies I have ever seen, but I'll be damned if it isn't funnier than most Hollywood 'comedies' they come out with now

[spackhollogay]

Cracked.com

[shouvikkts]

hahahaha ... oh man, hilarious! =))

[jollygreengiant7]

kill, kill, hug, kill, hug

[imraphraph]

the dude was still breathing when he was dead

[JohnSpelledWithAnH]

Oh no! Our hero apparently killed the guy in the Metallica shirt, but the next shot clearly shows that the guy is still breathing! That's material for a sequel, I'd say.

[pbrlimit]

The one thing you can take away from this movie is that the police in Ireland just don't give a fuck about their jobs ..... they really don't.

[Neoxys91]

WOW...just wow, this is the best movie i've seen in years.

Everything in this movie is awesome.

[poyzinous]

this movie frightens me.

[JohnMooreification]

What's with the Nathan Drake cosplayer at 5:00?

[Alanofoxy]

Trim is such a fucked up place, i mean, i went to school there and this isnt even the half of it ! ! !

[izimurider]

The guy at 3:48 is the best shooter ever

[dinosweetums]

you notice how he hurtled over the wagon, kicked ass, ran across the road, ran forward and over some rocks and... ended up across from the wagon he kicked ass at. that, or that place has a shit ton of wagons.

[carlsunshine]

I like how the ginger guy keeps only one beer in an old paint bucket

[surfmadpig]

FATALDEVIATION.FATALDEVIATION.­FATALDEVIATION.

[SeamusMuldoon]

UFC! Yeahhhh!

[Wheelybinguy]

4:25 ders crap on his ass

[galuple]

if jimmy was just a kid when his dad got killed by the old guy who was really old then, that old guy must be like fucking 100 at the end of the movie

[soulmman]

Oh wow. Are you fucking kidding me!?

[itsclairey]

Yes, I Am Irish. Yes Cracked Did Send Me Here. And Yes This Is The Most Awesome Fucking Film Ever.

[TrueNegro]

you killed my son. now im going to kill you, just as i killed your fathe

[PriceyTheSeal]

I've logged on to this page just to congratulate those of you who actually watched this film in its entirety. Sirs, I salute you.

[AlaBrunsts]

@PriceyTheSeal I downloaded it, does that count :P

[NeffiLoca]

i can't even

[lenjonxiii]

One of the guys is still breathing after being "killed".

[LiamRproductions]

Why is this even called 'Fatal Deviation'?

[xxonebludxx]

The last lines take the cake for worst dialog and execution ever. Toll 3 get outta here.

[MossyKong]

a monk that condones violence,only in me native land of ireland !

[EndlessLaymon]

'Enjoy the slide' that is so God awful it is offensive.

[EndlessLaymon]

The last two minutes were pain beyond belief, I am severely traumatised.

I wouldn't give this to my worst enemy it is that bad. It should be outlawed to even use this shitfest as a method of torture.

[EndlessLaymon]

This film had to have been by Satan it is the only explanation there is to begin understanding the reason for this unholy evil.

1:53 I love how they repeatedly show the main fighters poor mans half assed want to be attempt at the famous Van Damme spinning kick. It is like the film is trying to win you over by making you think you are watching the most badass film ever, instead of a film that's only purpose is the punish humanity

[RyuHadokenMaster]

Every time they're outside all I can hear are birds chirping. It really makes the action seem intense.

[AppleTStudios]

I'm Irish-American and I want to go into the film making industry... dear God save me if I turn out shit like this.......... oh wait...

[Johndeac0n]

lmao listen to the sound the gun makes at 9:48

I love how bad this movie is!

[drencrum]

this movie really hates us doesn't it?

[MrStevoc]

Ha Ha Ha.. he shoots the dude 3 times and then gives him a round house..

[poseidonrocks123]

Lol.

wut.

[rob6195]

For as horrible as this movie is, it's still far better than Boondock Saints 2.

[retsced]

watching it a second time is even better, your man is better than jean claude van dam the man.

[EndlessLaymon]

@retsced  .Please tell me you're joking, if not you should be ashamed.

[retsced]

Barry Norman gave this 5 stars....coz it's super awesome.

[B00012393]

ye the three shots to the chest would have been nothing without the spinning kick at the end

[moroney88]

The dialogue is spot on.

[epixeltwin]

THIS SHIT IS EPIC

[johnanth]

Dear lord, that was sooooooo funny! I can't believe how bad this is!

[teajay74]

Who are they cheering for? They scream the same no matter who is winning.

[AdamOHanlon]

omg the shite of it

[Chrome1101]

This sucks Megan Fox's poo hole.

[757Malachi]

this is horrible, yet i cant seem to stop watchin

[benedicttucker]

Haha look at how much the views have spiked up in the last day :L

[ladyaprilmarie]

Why is there not a Riff trax of this already!?

[fenriz218]

LOL!

Ppl, go out and read the reviews for this masterpiece on imdb - six glowing reviews that swear any oath that this is the greatest movie ever made and a rock-solid rating of 4.5 out of 10! Can you imagine who wrote those reviews?

[Faybro]

Thumbs up if you were not sent here by the article on Cracked.

Also, 3:10

[fenriz218]

@Faybro Yeph, that where I came from 30 secs ago ... :) ... now excuse me. I have to think of something mean and spiteful to say about this cinematic ejaculation!

[Phlegasus]

The protagonist is like an action version of Eoin McLove.

[TwiIight0ne]

Why did the poor old senile man had to be killed by the protagonist in the first place? He was just a confused old bastard, put him in retirement home. How the hell does that scene fit into "Classic good vs evil action flick"? It's totally fucked up if you think about it.

[BGH122]

@TwiIight0ne Wahey, cracked.

[Preliator0]

what are those guys shooting at?

[dailywatching]

8:16 the goon is still breathing

[th1s1sm1n3]

3:10

[NyCDeViL9010]

I've seen better movies when I accidentally record videos on my phone while it's in my pocket.

[popatire23]

I can't watch this and not be sad. This is probably the definition os SHIT.

[TheFunkyMonkeyJunky]

What the hell is up with the guy in the bath?

[Myriagonvaltorix]

i love how the winchester 101 shows up in the bar scene, held by two henchmen, and held by the father at the end.

[slayer1234567891]

This is like one of those movies you see at a film club for high school students but worse.

[qcfx2a]

Why is an underground fight club being spectated by grandparents and housewives?

[StupidDream99]

@qcfx2a

Because this is IRELAND. That's about the only thing that makes sense about this =p

[TtheHF]

@qcfx2a Have you met an Irish grandma before?

[TtheHF]

@qcfx2a Have you met an Irish grandma before? They'll both take and hand out a better beating than your standard MMA fighter ^_^

[elrollo]

@qcfx2a Ireland is pretty hardcore I guess

[blahblahblinx]

also I'm bitterly disappointed Aine from Sligo wasn't cast in this as the "hot babe".

[blahblahblinx]

a cinematic masterpiece. there are SO many continuity errors and multiple fails the list would reach to the moon.

but I may rewatch it and compile such a list.

[cheeselovingtree]

The flashback makes it look like the druglord killed his cat or something. listen to the sound.

[TheRealAsen]

I love how she just magically disappeared at 8:11 so he could take the shots. I wish I had that kinda luck.

[slothfulsloth1234567]

Wow...wow...seriously...wow. Beats a combination of Plan 9, Manos and the remake of Clash of the Titans in Z-movieness.

[FishFan21]

Apparently the car crash wasn't scripted....this guy just wasn't a very good driver and they left it in for dramatic effect. Makes this movie even funnier in retrospect.

[neocon70]

LOL. THE FILM CREW WERE ALSO THE EXTRAS!

[Slides2006]

I like the fact there is virtually no soundtrack

[evilmick66]

At the end "Welp, that's done! Where were we?"

[mixmedia101]

This man is the king of "Shoot first, then kick him in the face, and ask questions later"

[flomar36]

bahhahaha wtf was that supposed to be,cracked didn't lie a bit.

budget of the change that was in the director's pocket?

[wineandwomen]

That's a fake-ass fight. If that big dude hit you just once, a gallon of Bushmills would squirt out of your ass and you'd die immediately.

[ggyaridsucksfatcock]

Holy shit the last part is hilarious. Fucking Ricky Fatton is a shit actor. Fuck him.

[booberlink]

Why des he get naked and bathe at 3:17? Did I miss something?

[popatire23]

@booberlink

Nope. It just happens. Nobody can explain the reasoning. It's like Sasquatch or Nessy.

[EmoKidsScott]

"hey lets just ignore the old man whose head i just blew off with a shotgun. back to the picnic sex!"

[Cheshirecat55]

I refuse to beleive this came out of my country

[Ubannedme]

LMAO at 9:27, worst acting ever.

[hanchiman]

Fuck, first time ever I seen a shotgun that shoot more than 8 shot, like in a fucking video game!

Also this movie is so kick ass I am going to travel to Ireland to learn secret art of Irish Kung Fu!

[Germeka]

Best movie ever

[TwiIight0ne]

9:24 Look at the face! Wtf!

[maglight117]

the music in the shootout is hilarious!!

[tiosopaman]

wait wait a minute... the best irish movie of all time?

You mean to tell me the irish have actually made more movies?

[cyclone927]

The flashblack scene is classic LOL

[BrianJLeong]

2:34 epic kung fu scream

[linux750]

wait, this is an ending to an irish kung-fu movie? I thought i was watching a recorded L.A.R.P. !

well, you cant say this wasn't entertaining, i Cracked up watching John Claude Van Dammit act out his childhood fantasies.

[FireFart179]

well....ignoring how the main character has more bullets in him than a shooting range, grunting all his lines angrily, exploding his car in just a single crash, thugs standing on clifs shooting shotguns down at him completely wrong, the audience at the fight's beggining unbelievable, and the pasty white ass of a hillbilly coming straight out of nowhere, this movie is still, by far, the best movie ever mad ever in the history of movies.

[ililillilillilil]

cracked FTW!

[LittleBabyWheeler]

The existence of this movie doesn't do anything healthy for the popular stereotype that the Irish are drunkards, as no one sober could have made this film...

[Tellthatruth]

5,391 views. They should thank Cracked. They can now say: "Our movie was seen by 5,391 people all over the world!"

[voteelectro]

"Unfortunately has some video/audio syncing issues."

thank god because i thought really, could the fighting be THAT fake?

hahaha

[ranjeevester1010]

Thumbs up if you were sent here by the article on Cracked.com xD

[Ec11223]

roflmao, probably the only irish movie to come out.....after seeing this one i'm sure any and would-be producer wouldn''t even imagine shooting another movie anywhere within a 200km radius of these guys

[RockyBalboa211]

Well...at least they tried?

[JohnMooreification]

"You killed my son! And now I'm gonna kill you, like I killed your father!"

"You killed my father! And now I'm gonna kill you, like I killed your son!"

The most confusing lines in movie history.

[Spuddylust]

I kindof actually liked the music that started playing around 5:00. But it was totally not suitable for the scene.

[RYNO2511]

this is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen

[Wulfsaga]

worst than airbender movie??

[skrag2112]

Was that a cat screeching at 1:24?

[Vidike]

Cracked, damn you!

[GunnersBorn]

god, she's very relaxed at the end of the movie that girl his. everytime he kills somebody she just hugs him.

[3tch]

9:05 onwards it worth every moment.

[Luimineach]

Love the way he shoots the guy 3 times in the head from close range and finishes with a roundhouse. He wasn't taking any chances.

[IRELANDSELITE]

hahahha C'MON TRIM LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[dorianhh]

Will he not go to jail because of all the killing?

[shox1234]

What an ending. Simply brilliant.

[Pirero3TV]

LOL

There goes the drivers liceince

[zmeier01]

This movie is pretty hilariously bad but you have to give them credit for actually trying to make a decent a film. They failed but hey, A+ for effort. The martial arts aren't too shabby though. I don't get why they did the triple takes at the end though, just looked stupid

[lindaobc]

An amusingly bad movie!

[Nopperabou]

That's the picnic spoiled.

[HoneyMonster666]

Ideal stoner watch! hahahaha

[Harrisabd]

WOAH!

the shotty at 3:45 HAS HEAPPPS OF RECOIL!

WOOOOOAAAHHHHHH

[Murrayer1987]

You know a film is bad when Mikey Graham is the best actor in it - and by a long long way!

[opiumtrailer]

for absolutely no reason, a bloke in speedos and a cowboy hat walks out of a caravan and has a bath.........wtf?

[Harrisabd]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[GOLUCKY222]

@opiumtrailer

Aha yeah, they must have decided they needed some comic relief :D

[franksvenatra]

enjoy the slide? who the fuck wrote that thinkin 'yeah that's a sweet one liner'

[Harrisabd]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[GOLUCKY222]

@franksvenatra

A Trim bogshite that's who.

[mbucd]

so bad that it becomes kinda enjoyable!

[blackcatwestern]

liked all the movie-thanks

[nuttynic1986]

Oh he killed Mikey well that's the end of that definitely one of the worse films ever to be made! Lol.

[johnmaff36]

jesus,what a funny film. i"l say 1 thing, its no better or worse than dat prat Seagal entertainment-wise. he may watchout for dat hardman and professional-Dub shane lynch doesnt seek retribution.Bennet should get a grammy for "contribution to music" for what he

did to mikey graham

[Marlow925]

Love the one liners. Seriously nice for a low budget piece with amateur actors. Good craig.

[davidwebster90]

awesome!!

[Fergalking]

Offically my fav shit film of all time!Did anyone notice Graham Geraghty fighting in the white t-shirt in (6/8), no better man!

[PolishMSTie]

Freaking hilarious movie!

[paddymacfisto]

BEST

MOVIE

EVER

[biggeo31]

That is the greatest piece of shit i have ever seen ,laughed my ass off ,loved it really, go on mikey the bad ass.

[Brianzer23]

she is ugly and as if u would go through all those Lebanon Veteran peace keepers to save that yoke. prob for her rack u would

[maceynailz]

he murdered about ten lads, he will never even get to see nicola cos he will be in the joy doin life.where ur mistic sensei uillan pipe wizard monk now??

[catdawg5]

My friend kissed the wee boy in this NO WORD OF A LIE

[kurtlargo]

enjoy the slide

[redzercloncymon]

Nicola is sooooo dreamy, hot leather pants and hair that would blind a yak

[grandpoobarr]

shit man, vanilla ice just got shot.

[peterbran1980]

that shit is cold blooded

[peterbran1980]

is the monk from a few episodes ago a monk or a druid. he seems to be in tune with the elements. i.e. fire.

bennett is one cool mutha. 'enjoy the slide', thta

[jontiemcv]

Best flick ever, unreal! Such a disasterpiece.

[donalintegra]

Towards camera. Away from camera. The cinematography in this film makes movies such as Spielberg's 'Empire Of The Sun' and Peter Jackson's 'Lord Of The Rings" seem like episodes of Fair City.

[heartwork93]

"you killed my son now im going to kill you"

"You killed my father now im going to reqoute what you just said in place of a witty one liner..."

[discoder]

Funniest line in cinema history.