DoucheBag Dibble

[lightningcat815]

Phil, your voice is beautiful. No sarcasm (though it kinda sounds like it), your voice is gorgeous.

[renoloverxoxo]

It takes a train one whole mile to come to a complete stop because of the weight of the cars

[XdisXesXwhyXimXhawtX]

you sing so well dude 0.0 I'm like tone deaf :(

[capeto67]

fk dibble

[SuperSlashers]

As a wise man once said, don't F**k with trains, they f**k shit up.

[omegamik20]

@SuperSlashers amen

[sucideduett]

even if they saw him they couldn't have stopped the train in time. trains are to heavy and move far to rapid to stop easily.. I don't know why they would have not known that in the court case!

[facejobby]

You need to stop being a smelly idiot face now.

[iloveyou1997jd]

:O  he shuld be the FUCKING president

[XxMrNewsComedyxX]

If I die the world will be in mourning cause imma be a rocket scientist :D

[iloveyou1997jd]

@XxMrNewsComedyxX hahahaha

[MsMultiawsome]

That is so true

[XBloodrain67X]

My name is Justin Dibble.. Who the F*** is dustin dibble

[Illumi113]

I have an idea. How about anybody who sues with the argument "that bartender should never have served me that many drinks" can never be served alcohol again. If they think they shouldn't be allowed to drink, then I say we listen. Instead of compensating them with money, let's give them the security of knowing that the negligence of the bartenders serving them will never be able to harm them again.

[Gazkhuul]

If you were the news reporter.. i might actually watch TV

[ScrakeShredder]

They got 35% cuz Dibble's beefy drunken leg was 35% of his body mass and the courts used that.... EEEEUUUUUKKK!

[1yougotaids]

demonic sex douche bag Dibbles.

[macr0machine]

wow you're an annoying faggot

[1yougotaids]

your gay and

[protube211]

Where in the word is Carmen Marie Sandiego?

[protube211]

first off id like to say that ld said they wanted to kill me this is brief ill name later.

[GAUNTTJ]

dude i woul watch if you ever got a tv show, your great

[m015094]

The Appellate Court threw the jury verdict out, but the asshole lawyer, Andrew Smiley, is appealing it again and wasting MORE taxpayer money.

[rickyn227]

3-4 minutes my arse it was 2.57

[ethen155]

I'm 14 and I'm smarter than them in like all ways like rly falling on the train tracks cuz your drunk is like taking a knife and cutting your ballz off. YOU CAN'T BLAME OTHER F***ING people!!!

[SuperSpoonProduction]

it takes a long time to stop a train

stupid jury im 13 and im smarter than them

[Oslix12]

hey bubi, what's on in your life, get drunk a do a Lemming!

[davitodude]

HA! Imagine if Phil tripped and broke his leg and it happen to be on Micheal Jordan's property. You don't think he would sue for the costs of his medical bills? lolzz

[Citpyrcx]

Lawl the fact that a train conductor would have had to have seen Dibble on the tracks from a quarter mile away to have a chance to stop in time never came up in that trial. Well done jury, well done

[H0lySchnike]

You, sir, are a wise man.

[flippin41]

HAHAHAHA so like....i should go get stupid and walk in front of a train? thats all it takes to get mad rich...?

[jazkat8666]

agree. totally agree.

[sublimetr0n]

dude stop the drugs... really. speed is bad and makes you old faster.

[skibblebiscuits]

you watch way too much cnn

[truepure6]

lmao peg-leg dibble XD

[Jakzerstoren]

@thewhulk Stupid Cunt. so if i go kill a guy cause he calls me an idiot, i should definatly sue he's family for slander afterwards?!

see the problem with your cunty logic?!?!...... "you have no right to call him an idiot, maybe he is in money problems!"..... WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS YOUR POINT HERE?! and if you are gonna tell me you are a man, i can only say you should go kill yourself. You are the kind of person endangering themselves/people around you

[gamergod23]

when you said peg-leg dibble i loled

[ZackDonovan]

Please, it would mean a lot if you could check out my BRAND NEW SONGS on my channel! =)

[knexcoaster]

your gay

[13bjm]

definitely agree. a guy attempting to rob a persons house got locked in their garage and they had to pay

[SakuraVampier25]

100% agreed

ur rants r the most entertainig sh*t ive evr seen

[thewhulk]

those guys that lost limbs fighting for us. well thats there own fault. if you think about it.

you dont know dibble. maybe he had money problems maybe his life was fucking shit?

you have no right to call him idiot when your fucking rich imo. you have like 5 times more stuff then me. so you have no reason to do stupid shit. but not everyone has the same chances as you do phill.

[IntstantRameninacup]

@thewhulk Very good point with the veterans. They chose to fight. The thing is, THEY aren't getting 2 million dollars for losing their limb for a real cause. Dibble got the money for drinking too much. If I were to drink my weight in beer, and then smash up your car because I didn't like your license plate cover, should I get paid because I got some broken glass in my arm? Doesn't matter what his situation is. He made a dumb decision and got paid for it. It's sad really that you can't see that.

[KimberleyASamuels]

@thewhulk actually I don't have a lot of money either but I don't go out making my life worse by drnking alcohol or smoking weed.

[mcsstudentbunghaloo]

that dubble dude should be carged not the train driver cus that stuped basterd fell in frount of the train

[nggriggs]

I heard that guy was homosexual

[MutantBamHammer]

QOTD: I still want that xbox 360

[MrGlad271]

Haha, "i dont get all frowny face at pegleg over here" funniest shit i've heard in a while.- 100% agree with you

[VampireBunnies123]

I'm just waiting for a drunk person. Decided to drive home.  Hit a kid. Then sues the kid's family for the kid standing there :/

[Metroidknot]

QOTD: im not a sheeperson, but i totally fucking agreed with everything you said lol

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

Dibble's a stupid jackass.

[themole28]

shai XD

[JenFromMaplestory]

Agree.

[UlimateSlayer]

the train company should of sue dibble for having the name dibble lol

[k0edyo]

i agree with you ONE-HUNDRED! percent

[meerkatlibrarian]

Agree, Dibble is an idiot.

[English2Elvish]

Holy fuck! I didn't hear about this one but what shit! fucker should have got killed...

[cprodude15]

YOU ARE 100% right!!!!!!! You are sooo right. wow. Finaly.

Now. If only we can put this on CNN, CNBC. You would be a hero.

[bcrava182]

lmao thats 100% correct.

[benjamintg00]

whats the meaning of dibble?

[bigfngun]

u could just kill yourself so u dont have to worry about the world thats just a thaught

[nicoleelizabeth1990]

100 percent agree

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[JIRKAAA34]

WTF Was That?

[locosychocrazy1]

I Agree with you 10000000000%!

[joplaya112]

AMEN BROTHER!!!

[ariadodge]

I must say, I laughed a little bit everytime you said "Dibble." That guy should really change his name. It's just too damn funny.

[CelibacyFailure]

Gospel.

[514Dante]

I think there a bunch of douches but hey if I could sue someone I honestly would!

[fRaNkIeRoIsLoVe222]

pegleg Dibble :)

[keyofawesomefan]

@fRaNkIeRoIsLoVe222 lol

[toddissofullysick]

americans always sue. no offence americans :P

[xxcdemon08]

then what do non americans do?

not being a smartasshere im just curious lol

[toddissofullysick]

we settle things buy talking. not sueing

[xxcdemon08]

wow thats cool, you know what?

I think im going to leave to another country later on because ,believe it or not, people here get pretty fucking annoying! I mean most of the time the system here takes the bad guys' side and what not...long story lol

[yootoobwii]

i should sue you for that :P

[514Dante]

dude I am american and you are so tottally right man

[keyofawesomefan]

@toddissofullysick :P lol your getting a thumbs down

[toddissofullysick]

well im sorry if its the truth...

[keyofawesomefan]

it may be...... why are we doing all these ...? lol

[shalylol]

Unless you have statistics comparing the percentage of Americans who sue to the percentages from other countries, shut the fuck up with the stereotypes please. I'm not even from the US, I'm just sick of people labeling 330 million people because they've seen 4 news stories.

[agentorange7894]

@shalylol thanks man.

[executableapplet]

it's on the news everyday, and stereotypes virtually create themselves because of stupid people's actions. i wish i could be more specific here, but there's just too many cases to list. sexual assault, for one. intoxicated driving, a second.

the writing's on the wall.

[frootofaloom]

actuely douches always sue

[agentorange7894]

how is that no offense? by the way, learn to spell. and also learn the generalizing is ignorant and makes you the fool.

[ShameofaNation]

I beleive that you ment, "that" and not "the"?

[SanAndreasRobbePlay]

@ShameofaNation

I believe you meant "believe" and not "belive". I believe you meant "meant" and not "ment".

[ShameofaNation]

Haha, jokes on me a guess, I'm watching my spelling much more carefully now.

[iRule0616]

@toddissofullysick im an american, and im not offended :)

[sucideduett]

@toddissofullysick Haha, Thats a joke between us most of us actually don't sue tho its too much money too much time to waste

[Sordatos]

Thats US jury sistem that allows stupid and petty case get to court, The judge should have dissmissed from the get go "Sir , you´re a stupid idiot that got drunk , and nobody has to pay u for that"

Even thoug I sympitize with soldiers that get shitty treatment or nos enoguh money after figthing a bullshit greed war, I have to say that that they have something to blame ( the voluntiers) for signing up for a stupid, and selfish war

[furbiesmustdie]

it take over 3 miles for a fully loaded train to stop how the fuck did that drunk idiot get 2.33 million.

[DomicileImbecile]

We should totally give out money to people who do stupid things and don't take responsibility, because that's the antithesis of what makes sense. If we start there and slowly change up to down and black to white, Megan Fox will eventually think I'M out of HER league. We have to start somewhere...

[will70350]

i agree 100%

[Utarkea]

you are correct philip

[skeezo1988]

you are 35% right..... jus kiddin 100%

[nolsmtm]

don't forget the spineless fat cats who run the companies who get sued by these idiots. They then enforce ridiculous, draconian health and safety laws so they won't get sued again. Just another way our lives get ruined further down the line by stoopid people as well as having to pay for their stupidity to start with.

[101rockbottom]

you'r right

[ubitcumajkemi]

propaganda much? :D

[agentsamsonite7264]

yeah with you 100% buddy.

[orlylover1234]

GO PHIL !! <3

[conmak7]

dont be an angry phil :(

phil was not happy this week

[ubitcumajkemi]

US army fights for you? you sure? i thought they fight for rich ppl that want more money

[ShadowLinkRising]

that is a god point i see what you are saying the government decides to start a war but non of them or there kids or there friends are fighting same withe rich people though our kids our friends and us are the ones that are fighting but i do have to say they are fighting for us more than any one else in this world i can guarantee it because if thy come home who is going to be the ones welcoming them back with warm loving arms not the rich not the government

IT WILL BE US ME AND YOU.

[ShadowLinkRising]

this is a responce to

ubitcumajkemi's message

[pilotoatomico]

you are right lol

[FridayNightCranksRox]

Phil I agree with you. I get angry when I think about that stuff. It just makes no sense. BTW I think that you would be a really good dad. Will you be the daddy of my babies? Haha JK lol

[Duesvit]

I agree, Phil. No one has any common sense anymore.

[Dc45d]

no one?

[kasey172]

I was talking about Dibble, not sxephil. I like sxephil. He knows his facts.

[LadyChocolate2]

besides having the cutest eyes i know, i totally agree with you.

[kasey172]

I totally agree with you. That guy's a moron.

[XxxDeAtHXxX100]

Yusero retarde yo duma fueren o hopea yo de a horrible Deodato o Willka kilómetro Yoel familia yunto duma satisface

[xKILLZONAx]

english is the standard language. learn it

[xKILLZONAx]

AHAHAH ur cousin is a fucking moron  hahahaha

[HUNTER8462]

Thats really stupid.A train needs about a mile in advance to fully stop.Even if he saw the guy,how could the driver have stopped anyway?!

Fail

[jtmk43]

Dang. Wonder how much he would got of he wasn't drunk.

[pspjunkie777]

agree

[Satori1800]

PSPJUNKIE: Hi:) me too

jd

[Juxxxxxxx]

i went through all the comments and nobody even brought up what song he was singing. does anybody fucking know.

[kharmahunter]

shai, 'if I ever fall in love' is the song.

[Juxxxxxxx]

thanks a million

[tanaii1]

a woman in england got wasted after 14 vodka and cokes and fell of a bridge she got money to not sure how much . she was fat and ugly though just one of them faces you could punch for no reason :) .

[stravos11]

Indeed 5stars for the speech (or whatever u'd call it). Completely agree !

[halfbakedpkvids]

wow he got money for getting wasted and throwing himself onto the train tracks

fuck

[mangakaworld]

only in USA

[ec1000emg]

5 stars for moral ethics

[jackeinbinder]

This is a great channel

[foolish192]

the real douche bag is at the beginning of this video...Ps you look just like that monkey behind you lmfao

[Pierce7d]

Amazing video. This was awesome real talk Phil.

[KevinFromMiam1]

dibbles a fag

[TheLuckylette]

that is just as bad as a person a doing it becasue they got fat from eating mcdonalds... what the hell is wrong with people?!?

[mrkierren]

i agree with you phill dibble is a douch bag

[moqo]

I want to know what the monkey with the headphones thinks.

[dragonfangg2]

The name of this video just pops out

[MrTricon]

I think we have our new favorite nominee for this years Darwin award, it could only be better if the train also ran over his balls

[Crypticrealism]

HAHAHAHA! This was fantastic.

"There are so many dibbles out there."

^ TRUTH. Absolute truth.

Thank you for this.

[feather1100]

that's retarded

it makes me want to tell that dude to jump in front of a parked car -_-'

[aw297]

its dibble's fault all the way!!!!!! he was drinking and walked on the tracks....and even if the conductor saw him...that train wouldnt have been able to stop...thats to much velocity and momentum that its not gonna hault as soon as the conductor pulls the brake! i agree with you phil..and love your sucky ass singing

[GODLYELLiiOT]

Pwn'd

[Oaken007]

I agree with you, but please don't ever sing again.

[xXRetardKoolaidXx]

With a last name like Dibble, and then being Drunk Dibble, I'm surprised he got any sum of money. Well actually, I'm not that surprised. Haha.

[lilcritics]

lol i cant see how dustin dibble won that, i mean it takes a long time for a train to come to a stop o.o so im guessing the train driver saw him but he couldnt stop quick enough XD

[joemama413]

"..and you've just been filled---"

[Tooh10]

So true. There need to be more people like you, instead of a load of retards running the country

==

Even though im not from the states o.o

[onslaught147]

i hate ppl who say you cant punish someone for what they did when there drunk, its juts wtf! they choose to drink, and if anythin, being drunk makes ppl more honest.

[TomasPaalman]

I think...that that Dibble stuff..could only have happened in the states..You'd be laughed at, in Holland that is, if you'd sue someone because youve done something as retarded as dibble

[cnycarnut]

society has created this class of citizen in which he speaks of. we make little kids wear helmets for everything but jerking off, child proof every door,drawer and cabinet in our homes so they dont get into the 2000 flushes, then we're shocked(when we deny natural selection) that a bunch of punks and retards walk among us, an asshole is born every minute, the difference now is we let them continue to be asshloes!!!!!

[china1man]

i think he shoulda died teach him not to drink anymore lmao and the world will have one less stupid person God knows we have to many of thoes

[BeatlesFan32]

"goodbye new viewers" lmfao i love you

[brideath]

I agree 100%. I only know one person who sued for a good reason: she was working at McDonalds and her manager threw hot fry oil on her for asking for time off. She only sued for about $1000 for her medical bills. That's it. How much did that bitch with the hot coffee get?

[CURTKURT24]

I love your rant in this video man

[caleb08wood]

and the video is still 5 stars... looks like no one else cares.

[zzzspina]

It sickens me to here this shit. dibble is a dip shit and SHOULD HAVE DIED. useless pricks like that just... I cant think of anything. Fucken useless.

[elvefan6]

the equasion was from youtube and their random algorithms

[scottobryant]

hes unquestionably a douche with a capitol BAG

[PlaceFirst]

I AM 100% with you

[bluuurrr]

stop blaming the government for your mistakes

[iluvmybunniez]

I agree with you, Frank. How Dustin Dibble ended up was of his own stupid fault.

[iluvmybunniez]

Whoops, looks like Dustin's not the only idiot. I didn't know how or why I said, "Frank" but I meant to call you, "Phil."

And you've just been Franked in