Most Interesting Man in the World, red dresses

[bdub1009]

If he was to have an affair with your wife, you would be insanely jealous... of her!

[grohnjeen]

He once adopted a boy, his name... Chuck Norris

[VelaToNorma7]

@grohnjeen get cancer norris sucks

[chonuts1]

I don't always drink beer, but when i do,...

[wwefan1nick]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do lebron appears to travel

[jan279]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I would absurdly think Chuck Norris is greater than this man.

[hustla509]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I beat my wife and kids senselessly.

[Logoseum]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I can't remember driving home.

[beltran0404]

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, i bump Celine Dion!

[beltran0404]

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I sure as hell don't climb the sides of mountains to feed birds!

[beltran0404]

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I fuck your mom!

[beltran0404]

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I get fucked up!

[Logoseum]

He once use a swordfish as a deadly weapon.

[jeffy12]

I dont always vote but when i do I vote for Ron Paul.

[GCCCP]

his like the opposite of chuck noris

[skater6511]

(Hes a god.) He Liberated Soviet Russia by turning wine into vodka

[forcewielder2000]

When he pats you on the back, you list it on your resume.

[YourMarked]

His penis has given HIM a nickname.

[knoxvilleguy2]

He once entered the White House, & the President stood up.

He took a ride in the Pope - mobile, after pushing Pope Benedict out. He was applauded. ;)

He used Princes William & Harry as guards / human shields during a visit to London.

When in China, he used the late Mao tze - Tung's head as a bowling ball.

[rmwtsou]

Your wife has his name tatooed on her butt. Go check it out.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

[rmwtsou]

When he attends the Oscars, the stars ask him for autographs...

Stay thirsty, my friends.

[GerardoIx]

His poop is being considered to replace the dollar as currency

[TheGreatrix8]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I get completely wasted!

[gdhaliwal06]

When he goes to the cinema, people watch him.

When in rome, the romans do as he does

[Logoseum]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I can't remember driving home.

[lcedawg]

He once scared his own shadow

[rocketman7911]

When he goes to restaurants the waiter pays him.

[Datking00]

What is the captain from Titanic doing here..

[takescareofbuffalo]

he told death to go into the light

[agancsrtltube]

Sudve been like this: "His sweat smells like cologne"

[ThePACKRBACK]

He once had a boxing match with Chuck Norris ; He knocked him out in the first round. Stay thirsty my friends

[TheCoolkid515]

lebron james: i dont always miss shots, but when i do, i prefer the game to be on the line

[jakeditz50]

i dont always puke, but when i do, i drink four loko

[itsthemanbitch]

wholy fuck, im thirsty

[will72wein]

his blood smells of cologne.. when did he ever bleed for people to find out?

[loperspest]

@will72wein Well, the time he gave blood for a transfusion, for an elephant.

[usasoccer01]

It's chuck Norris's father

[BirdMan33201]

HIs stare can beat the shit out of you

[JackInYourBoxTV]

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I savagely beat my wife and children

[Seaprimate]

why do they have identical commercials, with the only difference is the beginning where the asian ladies are either wearing nursing uniforms or red dresses? are nursing uniforms banned in some countries or something?

[PodzniakovisElite]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife and kids violently.

[reginacaeli123]

@PodzniakovisElite WTF?!?!

[Debaseme]

i don't always comment on videos but when i do they get thumbs up...

stay thirsty my friends.

[ibanezfreak04]

@Arvid25 AH ! dammit i thought of that on my own and thought i was the only one who got that! except mine was "I don't always drink beer but when i do, i get pretty Sheet faced."

[zeekyblahIV]

Dos Equis and Red Stripe have to be the two products with the best commercials.

[ripperduck]

Strippers tip him....

[7blueblood]

i dont always interview the most interesting man in the world

but when i do,

i royally fuck it up

[Unit047]

I don't always play snake, but when I do, I click on the video and press up and left at the same time.

[Classicsniper00]

He oncce punched death in the face

[hamacidilvalo74]

@Classicsniper00 and death thanked him

[Classicsniper00]

He once tried to shave his beard, but the razor broke

Chuck Norris has another fist under his beard, the most Interesting Man has Dos Equis

When people write his name, it is always with capital letters, His full name

He was the first man to use a condom he made himself, out of a single blade of grass

[PhilanVortex]

I will. I wil stay thirsty

[muckypup1975]

its all about the beard, my friends.

[baxter553]

whenever he dies he would respawn the next day

[DiddledOnce]

i dont always leave comments, but when i do, i gay them up to correspond with the video. stay thirsty my friends.

[MrMichael1121]

he lost his virginity....before his father did

[joethepro4]

@MrMichael1121 way to copy a chuck norris joke... fucker

[theothertroll]

@MrMichael1121 - that's because little boys often play with each other.

[4IcyHot]

my neighbor says, "I don't always drink beer but when I do, I beat my wife.... Fucking Whore! " lol..

[RebelHQ]

I don't always thumbs up videos, but when I do I prefer this one.

Stay thirsty my friends...

[SupaPepsi]

who would win in a fight him or Chuck Norris?

[NRPBrute]

@SupaPepsi Clint Eastwood.

[headshot0211]

@SupaPepsi the world would end if they punched their fists together

[dalesalsa]

@SupaPepsi Enough of the Chuck Norris bullshit........  jesus

[JavaJaxRex]

Chuck Norris' older brother. xD

[checkfoldcallraise]

he can unfasten a bra, with his beard. he can even take a shower from his bed...with the shower off. he doesn't need to work out because his muscles are destined to be toned.

[perfecttimingNO]

He once had a pissing contest with an elephant

The elephant later died of embarrassment

[seridkgherew]

I dont always drink beer,

But when i do,

I beat my wife and kids

[Stratocaster821990]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I fuck fat chicks.

[crobilly19]

@Stratocaster821990 ...LOL

[mootar159]

this is sort of a ripoff of chuck norris

[th3toiletguy9111111]

@mootar159 fuck chuck norris

[JenkemLover]

@mootar159

its more of a hemingway ripoff than anything. idiot

[jewonabike12]

Don

[jewonabike12]

Don.

[xrunningincircles]

i want to see him fight chuck norris

[TheOldManOCP]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do... I beat my wife and kids savagely.

[mcrdexfan]

when he uses his telephone, he is never put on hold

[cooliojoe562]

He was once killed... and respawned.

[xdsupdx1]

he once made out with a girl... with his nose

[bruiz23]

He once got a girl pregnant..... with his finger

[dbowie2007]

Most Interesting Man on Panties:

If the girl is ugly in the face, they can be relocated.. stay thirsty my friends

[dbowie2007]

I don't need to talk to say something... do you?

[usjets08]

hes never had a car that ever broke down on him, he's never misspelled a word in his life... ever, he knows who really killed JFK, 10 out of 10 dentist prefer him, he once cooked a meal for a then thin Kirstie Alley... and now look what happened

[echobasco]

check out our spoof at echobasco channel

[loveudrogba]

I don't always shave my beard, but when i do, i look like dickhead.

[youknowwhatitis23]

i like the one where he goes his mom has a tattoo that say SON

[TeddyFabulous1]

He's always right,

He thought he was wrong once,

Turns out he was mistaken

[DiegoMaradroga]

@TeddyFabulous1 Nice.....

[doublejax]

He is not allowed to donate blood... because the cologne in his plasma would harm a lesser man.

[TeddyFabulous1]

@doublejax lol

[TheLazerBeast]

I dont always write comments, but when i do, i write really dumb ones

dos xx

[whitecant0]

He doesn't have alcohol in his parties, because everyone in the party would be under his influence anyway.

He can make alcohol out of water, but he stopped because he was requested by Dos Equis.

He can win in a poker game by just sitting next to a poker table, because his hand is always the winning hand.

[BowToZar0s]

Stay hungry my Friends.

[lynn0511]

He can speak French..in German

[DiegoMaradroga]

@lynn0511 thanks to the US, he does not need that skill.....jajajajajajaja

[thelatinscholar]

No one can drive him anywhere, because they would be driving under his influence

[swill1020]

He's the only man that can be arrested for domestic violence and lives alone. He once was booked for a DUI and had a 0.0% blood alcohol level.

[g699a]

The Fédération Internationale des Échecs immediately awarded him World Champion when Viswanathan Anand, after studying his opening move for seven hours, suddenly resigned declaring, "Insufficient checkmate material!"

[gabbysaywuhh]

lmaoo!

[shldnbschmn]

hah!

...never seen these.

[StingyCampusFan]

The Most STINGY Man in the World!!!

LOOK IT UP...EPIC

[dirx103]

STOP! those Asian were wearing Nurses' uniform on other ads.....

interesting.

[bradford71us]

they are talking about me.

[cynicalbarbs]

Testing...

[whitecant0]

He does not have a name, but everyone knows who he is.

[whitecant0]

Chuck Norris asks him how to be him.

[ripperduck]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I piss like a racehorse...

[raymond08586]

Those asian women in the beginning are beautiful.

[raymond08586]

I love this commercial !!

[theydidntnameme]

i like how the different video clips depict different times in his life lol. some are black and white, others are early color, etc. he sure did live an interesting life

[Dennisizle]

i don't always watch commercials but when i do i prefer this one.. stay thirsty my friends

[Freodeo]

oh wow that was good!!!!!

[GaijinPrincess]

@Dennisizle lmao

[GrecianPrince]

@Dennisizle nice!

[ripperduck]

He introduced the two women to the one cup....

[Atomank68]

Yeah, baby! If you think that was bad, "The Most Interesting Man In The World" forgets that ELVIS and MORRISON both wore tight(leather)pants. All the gals crave them, and all the pussy-girl-guys impersonate them!!!!

[Arvid25]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I get shitfaced.

[Lisa46311]

Hilarious

[sisk22]

@Arvid25

hahahaha

[jcklingl]

@Arvid25 HAHAHA, this response made me laugh harder than the video itself.

[MisterBeaucoup]

@Arvid25 LMAO

[ebitondo]

"His blood smells like cologne"....CLASSIC!

[bbp2003]

i wanna meet this guy

[Atomank68]

Chuck Norris is interesting too. Great martial artist; NO PERSONALITY!!!

Keep kicking, my friends

[RlceBowl]

@Atomank68

that was bad.. lol

[milkmandan77]

shameless chuck norris rip-off.

love the commercials tho!

[brydon189]

lol this guy would be a great Stig

[shunkahato]

He once fed an entire village in Africa by simply speaking

[JynxyTheLynxy]

but when i do, I 'prefer' dos equis, not i choose i prefer, which is cool, meaning he also likes others

[gsoehner]

I wish you fags wouldn't compare this to the "chuck norris quotes" fad.

[Spectralancer]

Why? They're quite similar.

[dumbutt3000]

He doesn't wipe his butt after pooping diarrhea.

[dumbutt3000]

He holds the Guinness World Record for loudest fart of all time.

[woodpusher900]

hes like chuck norris but classy

[Ovechkin81]

When he goes in for surgery, the anesthetic is applied to the doctors.

[quentin3434]

When there is an emergency, 911 calls him.

[quentin3434]

When the astronauts landed on the moon in 1969, he was there to greet them.

[quentin3434]

he was twittering on his cell phone, before the cell phone was even invented.

[airwave2oo8]

sounds like chuck norris :)

[WtfItzHuy]

His organ donation card, also lists his beard.

Stay thirsty my friends.

This guy is epic!

[Thunderr10]

Okay he just has to be chuck norris' cousin or something.

[jsupermax]

more like his father

[swendish]

He once got a call from Mick... after Keith fell from a tree.

[russellrush101]

He can read blank sheets of paper.

[jsupermax]

lmfao...before the author even writes in them!!!!!

[KWCline91]

he has the sights of being the next president of the u.s.a

[Ciberya]

There is no chin under his beard just a beer reservoir

[titletown899004]

he onced shaved- just to see how it felt- stay thirsty my friends.

[baythagod]

hes only lied once, but we forgave him..

stay thirsty my friends..

[YoTeeFan]

kids in walmart behave due to his presence

[Televizzle07]

a man tried to shoot him in the jaw, too bad for the shooter the bullet bounced off his beard and killed himself.

- stay thirsty my friends

[xKaoKaox]

this man has never lost a sock. amazing.

[AMar71878]

Sinatra did it his way.

[AMar71878]

Obama voted for him.

[zamons89]

He lives vicariously through himself!

[CZARofLA]

i like the "Do not attempt" sign in the lower left hand corner of the bear scene

[TeddyFabulous1]

He thought he was wrong once,

Turns out he was mistaken.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[kspacey50]

haha

[katey1dog]

Fidel Castro lights his cigar.

[FinsterFlummoxing]

Best "Wing Man" Ever. I love hanging out with this guy when we gallivant across the globe.

[Jintamil]

He fucked his own Dad, just to prove he's heterosexual.

[Nopalesasados]

YOu a gay azz motha facka.

[e2mwpg]

Ahahaha...."Do not attempt". What a dumb world we live in.