Family Guy - Dick Cheney as a Wal-Mart Greeter

[msinclair1991]

I work in a retail store and I wish I could say this to every customer who would walk in.

[roberdude12345]

AOL story brought me here. Lol

[FurryWrecker911]

An AOL story on WALMART brought me here. (it was a link the writer put in. awesome)

[NYRyder1983]

I like the part where Dick Cheney was like "go fuck yourself!" lmao

[vadersbiggestfan13]

no wonder why his name is Dick...ZING!!

[OtakuLeader]

Notice the little girl starts to cry. ><

[jevaughnjevaughnhen]

Why so hostile?

[PollitoPolito378]

that pretty much sums up his policies

[RafealxPhoenix]

Best job in the world.

[MovieMonsterZero]

In german its more funny^^ Fuck you Bitch^^

[SilentRaider52]

Somebody should have shot that bastard!

[hoketero]

@SilentRaider52 go fuck yourself

[mondes1964]

keep pressing 1

[MrMikedrums]

since when do the bleep out the word "help"

[omkar415star]

My girlfriend called and said she wants to breakup with me

I told her to open her PC and sent her this link

watch?v=Y8zlbyORt4o

[toobman55415]

So is hound1994

[toobman55415]

spinemelter2000 is awesome

[franzsmr]

ZOMG! Press 4 then 1 and he says, "Go f*** yourself"

[gaaraizallmine]

Jeff Dunham`s walmart greeter is better

Walter:"Hey welcom to Walmart.Get your shit and GET OUT"

[DARKGORZ]

I still like "Get your shit and get out".

[clipobserver]

@DARKGORZ How get your s--- and leave from Rush Hour.

[Seiyanashi]

Wow, that guy is...

*sunglasses*

...a real Dick.

yeah.

[mysicdrunky]

i hate those guys. they are like clowns. the idea of standing all day and greeting thousands of customers scares the shit out of me!

[EXRazeBurn]

Welcome to the Tea Party, we've been expecting you!

*this clip*

[Chizman69Denver]

Thats more like Obama than Cheney

[Brokenoblivion23]

Dick Cheney 5 years later

[NikkiNak111]

Welcome to Wal-Mart get your shit and get out.

xD

[TheDeathmerc]

@NikkiNak111 my dads gonna say that when he works at wal mart after he retires X'D

[hq78]

i like the part where he said go beep yourself

[michaelvick190]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[RevenantCheetosx]

Better than the regular greeters...

[MPCvideostuff]

0:05 a stormtrooper walks in 

[mrvector3000]

get it DICK cheney

[TheJplay22]

This is my new ringtone.

[TheHm3]

Hahaha it's funny because he's against helping the elderly, he's racist and he does not like mothers/women/children D:

[Militarymight101]

@TheHm3 you've got to be kidding really? lol i didnt know that hold on.......how is he against helping the elderly he's elderly himself!!!!!!

[Inkta1]

i wanna a 10 min video of this.

[codgamer342]

go ****** your self

[CrashxoBandicoot]

the guy who works at a best buy near here is like that

[cotojabee]

lol just thinking about this clip makes me laugh

[theoneandonlysarab]

Lolololol

[rocketman5989]

Go Fuck yourself chuck norris

[XxSSJ5GogetaxX]

Go fuck yourself.

[Melotha]

Must love political satire.

[Toolsquatch]

How is it even political satire though? You could literally replace Dick Cheney with any other male celebrity/relevant pop culture figure and the joke would be just as lame, there's nothing satirical about these 5 seconds whatsoever.

[Melotha]

@Toolsquatch Look at who Dick Cheney is saying "Go fuck yourself" to. Then, you'll realize why this is political satire.

[Toolsquatch]

I stand corrected, well-played.

[Melotha]

@Toolsquatch ;)

[Nascarking24]

He just did in 5 seconds what every WalMart Greeter wants to do.

[Ca20494]

this clip pretty much sums up the attitude he had in the 8 years in hell we had.

[Spyfff]

he's a real DICK!!

[TheGeoXWar]

Wait when I saw this on Tv he go do yourself

[KaitoShirayuki1]

we need more people like him

[wwetna1fan555]

Does Switching to Geico save you 15% or more? Would Dick Cheney make a horrible Wal Mart greet

[Gameday2159]

@wwetna1fan555 hahahahaha thats classic my friend

[teh5abiking]

@wwetna1fan555 By that logic, Dick Cheney will make an excellent wal-mart greeter, therefore GEICO CANNOT save you 15% or more on car insurance.

[suboice23]

@wwetna1fan555 oh my god man you just had me laughing for 10 minuets straight we need to see a commercial like this

[cyrax94]

2 people took Dick Cheney's advice

[firegecko12356]

my favorite part was when he said 'go f*ck yourself'

[jon157]

considering i actually work at wal mart this is hilarious

[ilovejp94]

i cant stop replaying it :D

[TheCryptidman]

Now, THAT'S the way I want to be greeted. :D

[MrDanny1hung]

GO FU** YOURSELF

[Joemamma69000]

TV-14 - Go **** Yourself

TV-MA - Go F*ck Yourself

There's a difference you know.

[Spoiledmilk970]

@Joemamma69000 Quite true.

[AlternateArtisan]

cheney would probably do that if he got busted down from his high profile job and was forced to work at minimum wage.

[carlosramos31]

2 people got greeted by dick chaney

[BiohazardReaper]

I dont get why people are saying f%$k or f*** yourself just say fuck!

[razquinn64]

@BiohazardReaper maybe they dont wana swear

[TheRock784784]

haha cheney's awesome

[gnrfanaprennties]

I juess that's why he's called DICK cheney

[MrPendejo1321]

dick cheney is such a dick

[qwertyasdfgzxcv12314]

the censored version is funnier...



[MrSchwaq]

Go f*** yourself

[MrLexieRocks]

Ha ha

[YumiKimiKimo]

He said a swear words!! xDDD

[manuel16janica]

@YumiKimiKimo nice grammars *wink* ;D

[SuperTobias98]

What episode

is this?

[VOLVORULEZ1995]

I don't get it, can someone tell me why they say it?

[Goldstar127]

2 people met Dick Cheney

[KreeepSss]

2 people went fucking themselfs!!

[manuel16janica]

i laughed liek 1 hour watching this .lmao epic !!

[gamerdude483]

lol

[MJRiley878]

this is pretty much how the ppl that work at wal mart are.........rude assholes

[Tobifanboy]

o.o 1 person just fucked themself

[sonicfilms123]

1 person needs to go fuck themselves

[TheJcp1234]

Your the man Cheney!

[TheBlueName]

LOL I LIKE THE PART WHERE HE GOES LIKE ' go fuck yourself. '

[cmkickass307]

it'll probably be more funny if he were a chinese guy

[southparklover18]

why do walmart greeters always tell me to go fuck myself?

[spinemelter2000]

It's a miserable job. I always tell customers to go fuck themselves, but I say it before they leave, not as soon as they arrive.

[joshv85]

its 5 second clip no need to rewrite the everyword no one is deaf

[ortsac92]

@joshv85 I am jk I get you

[Mullahgrrl]

@joshv85 Go fuck yourself!

[MrDrugsarebad]

@joshv85 if noone where deaf then why whould there be anything called deaf? O.0

[IIApocalypz3Xx]

@joshv85 Go fuck yourself. :D

[Joemamma69000]

@joshv85 But what if someone who was watching this WAS deaf?

[captainobvious49]

@joshv85 go fuck yourself

[oqendro]

@joshv85 go fuck yourself

[lafabricadelcielo]

@joshv85 go fuck yourlself

[iamthe1337est]

@joshv85 Go fuck yourself.

[reapersSHADOW1994]

ha ha too funny!

[hount1994]

that is something what im going to do later XD.

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

someone put the uncensored version up

[bgray97]

he cant say that when his name is Dick lol

[jandean61]

GO FUCK YOUSELF !

[MrShadowKiller100]

Thanks For Rating

[burkey218]

@vycka1234 fuck you