Help the Police

[chairman766]

What a white move he is a bitch

[WG55]

(Fuck) HELP the police

Coming straight from the underground

Young (nigger got it bad) CHAP’S GOT IT GOOD cause I'm brown

And not the other color, so police think

They have the authority to (kill a minority) CARRY OUT INQUIRIES

[WG55]

(Fuck that shit) I DON'T MIND cause I ain't the one

For a (punk motherfucker) EXCELLENT POLICEMAN with a badge and a gun

To be (beating on) REASONABLY ARRESTING and throwing in jail

We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

[WG55]

(Fucking with me) HAVING LOTS OF FUN cause I'm a teenager

With a little bit of gold and a pager

Searching my car, looking for the (product) BISCUITS

Thinking every (nigger) CHAP is selling (narcotics) CHOCOLATE

[WG55]

You'd rather see me (in the) WRITING WITH A pen

Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo

(Beat tha police outta shape) GO SWIMMING WITH LORENZO

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape

To tape off the scene of the (slaughter) SACK RACE

(Still can't swallow) THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR the bread and water

[WG55]

Ice Cube will (swarm) ENTERTAIN

(On any motherfucker) ALL THE LOCAL BOBBIES in a blue uniform

Just cause I'm from the CPT, (punk police are afraid of me) NICE POLICE ARE NICE TO ME

A young (nigger on a warpath) MAN IN A HOT BATH

And when I'm finished, (it's gonna be a bloodbath) THERE'S GOING TO BE A PARTY

Of cops (dying) HAVING FUN in LA

Yo Dre, I got something to say

(Fuck) HELP the police, etc

[LargeTunaGuy]

THAT IS MORE OR LESS LIKE THE HOOD OR SUTIN

[Snipersoundsstudio]

That was fantassssstic! Ha ha ha haaaaa!

[convictTKM]

And when I finish... There's gonna be a party!

[UltraUnlawfulFTW]

@convictTKM hell yeah

[UltraUnlawfulFTW]

niggaz need to leave that muthafucka fubar fuck the police they twat wanks need to die niggaz got guns we still ballin u bitchy faggts and white trash like him should go 2 da ghetto get his teeth kicked in be4 gettin his balls chopped off and forced to eat them for saying help the police well il do just that coz killin them is for they own good ending they sad lives of they can move on to a betta one niggaz still ballin peace ma homies im out B.L.A.C.K P.O.W.E.R

[kierannn]

@UltraUnlawfulFTW shit troll. ultimate faggot. u mad?

[UltraUnlawfulFTW]

@kierannn i aint no troll the cops hate me a poor ass nigger who hustles and gangbangs wit his crew u fucking whack ass white trash calling me a troll man i deal to u pussy white fags to try kill you off u treated us like shit slaves now its payback time bitches

[sullengirl99]

@UltraUnlawfulFTW they also hate you since you cant even put a proper sentance together. and btw, you are a troll. did you not realize we have a black president? did you also fail realize that we are not living in the 1800s? keep on dealing your drugs, all you are doing is keeping the drug pin rich and the cops get to have job security. not to mention, you will be dead quicker than any amount of people you think you are killing off.

[UltraUnlawfulFTW]

@sullengirl99 i just hate fucking white trash they deserve to die so me and ma niggers deal base and meth to them to fuck em up and kill em hopefully i dont care bout em just the cash. do u really think i care if some retarded virgin keyboard warrior hates me whos white and listens to music for ma niggers eh !!! were fucking em up all the time i gotta colt 45 and one of them will be target practice for me hahaha. and i am in a gang of 900 so in they dreams they kill me i shoot first an fuck cops

[kierannn]

@UltraUnlawfulFTW oh wow. you are retarded. do you ever wonder why you don't get treated seriously when you talk/act like that? i really hope you don't procreate with anybody. i would feel so sorry. (do you even know what that means?)

[UltraUnlawfulFTW]

@kierannn hahaha i am for real man after i got expelled from skool for hustlingand kicking some pussies teeth in wit ma niggaz people knew we dont fuck around and i lost ma virginity when i was 13 lol fail nigger i could have 6 children for all i know piss of u player hating bitch ass nigger wit you lame ass comments fuck sake man grow some balls and lose ur virginity nigger

[kierannn]

@UltraUnlawfulFTW man. holy crap i didn't realise you were so bad ass! i better watch out ay.... fuck what a tank.

actually no, you're a mega douchbag. hahaha

[thebeardlessman]

@UltraUnlawfulFTW

Shut up, Niggers don't have rights, a specially not the right to speak to their white superiors. Retard, but hey, your brain can not comprehend your own inferiority..

[UltraUnlawfulFTW]

@thebeardlessman what up white trash u hardcore KKK lover saying that makes me laugh and stop ur posh pussy talk on youtube motherfucker who knows what inferiotity means ??? wtf u on about im happy ma mates did da riots so they got free shit there :D and ur not better than us come down to the trap in Manchester we will beat u up wit bats then kick yer teeth in and then ma mates colt 45 would come in handy hahaha i would destroy u internet warrior and u know it i have gf and da life u dont :D

[thebeardlessman]

@UltraUnlawfulFTW

Ha, its funny, because that kind of violent action which keeps you or your kind from ever achieving anything. Also, do you know the difference between your mother and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

[UltraUnlawfulFTW]

@thebeardlessman wtf i dont get it ??? and we are the best whats the most powerful man in da world (the President) a nigger what are the best athletes niggers, what are the best actors niggers, what are the best rappers niggers like you listening to on this video NWA motherfucker and white trash should not listen to black music where u from and il fuckin kill you do u think im joking man me and ma crew will burn u out yer cardboard box cut off ur little balls and then feed u them

[thebeardlessman]

@UltraUnlawfulFTW

So, you're the best at rapping? One word. Eminem.

Your president? Running the country into the ground.

Best actors? White

Best comedians: All right, you've got me there, I'de be lying if I said I didnt like will smith, eddy murphy or chris rock.

Best athletes? Okay, you got me there again.

Why do I get the feeling that you're some privileged little bitch who thinks he's hard?

Also, you can't spell, or use proper grammar for shit.

[UltraUnlawfulFTW]

@thebeardlessman nah i dropped outta school when i was 14 lol and i come from a council house in Hackney so llok it up and then see if im spoiled hahahaha i wish, still im a lot harder than a 12 year old kid trolling on the net coz he has no life lol

[supadingi101]

Nice police are nice to me :)

[slushpuppie19]

Nice police are nice to me!

[MackerLiverpool]

he needs to do the clean version of every song :) hot damn

[thedragon25148]

This is what ice cube sings now

[otternauts]

go swimming with lorenzo!

[89LittleMermaid]

Searchin my car, lookin for the-- biscuits!

[donatello244]

Stumbled from Orlando FL lol

[sirobots]

Someone should show this to Ice Cube - he'd probably laugh his cock off!

[Spotfarm666]

Where is this party eh speaks of....

[MrShaunbruce]

hahahahahaha

[TheCrimsonMadMan]

Go swimming with Lorenzo!

[dirtymx125]

That was very talented, he had the perfect timing!

[SquishedButterfly]

@dirtymx125

he won't have created the silences and then dubbed over them. he'll have overdubbed his part and then created the silences afterwards, which would have made it easy to time. still clever and funny though.

[gavi2000uk]

@SquishedButterfly I'm seen him do this live so know he can nail this perfectly!

[skittlesareyum48]

BLACK POLICE HAVIN FUN WITH THE WHITE COP

[Lepraelsk]

Ultraclean

[Babel368]

That girl who drives the car is sooo fit!!

[SimonMmmmm]

Is that woman Adam Buxton's wife? I imagine that's what a normal trip in the car is like for the Buxton family :)

ps. Should I change my username to Babyfacebuttmonkey? I feel mine is inappropriately ordinary.

pps. Adam Buxton is the most awesome person ever, I want his address so I can become his best friend like what happens with all stalkers & their heroes.

ppps. I wish I had Adam's "pleased with his post" beegees clip, to play to myself.

[d1rtbag35]

"four tenths of a policeman was adamant about having recently arrested so" this transcribtion shit is magic

[sygnus5]

THANK YOU YOU BLACK GENTLEMENNN!

[violentD3]

Press 6 repeatbly for multiple orgasms

[Dude902]

First time I heard this I'd never heard the original song, now I lol every time I hear this.

[YABOYSUPERFRESH]

@Dude902 ..thats not a good thing

[Skitch213]

According to the transcribe audio feature:

"So what days it today jesper"

"g-spot"

I lol'd.

[boyeatworld]

@Skitch213 GOLDMAN!

[pepperonik]

Play the video and press 8 repeatedly.

[jsd23]

That's Tim Messenger from Hot Fuzz isn't it?

[gnarlysock]

@jsd23 yeah Adam Buxton = fucking legend

[ReDArMy06]

Nice police are nice to me...

[QBFOJustin]

There's gonna be a party!

Gosh the accents just throw it over the top!

[QBFOJustin]

To Be reasonably arresting.

OMG Hilarious!!!!

[JackStaplesButler]

I wonder what Ice Cube would say if he saw this...

[TaoTeChing00]

@JackStaplesButler He would laugh, he's got a sense of humour.

[tmx43]

So f*cking hilarious..

especially if you know the original track...

[SvenBoogie]

Turning on transcribe audio is hilarious...

"cabinets tonight hahaha"

[SimonB198207]

what's the name of the woman in this? she was on the channel four sketch show 'spoons', she's gorgeous

[dingumfCallofDuty]

oh my god if you knew the original lyrics this is fucking hilarious

[TheMexidorian]

at the end wen she turned it off he shoulda been like "fuck you"

[Brunsworth]

This Video was very funny!

[MrShadowloks1]

LMFAO

[r0byrulz]

There's gonna be a party!

[joey1324]

funny as hell but fer real fuck the police and instead of biscuits it should of been donuts.

[Sav4h4x]

@joey1324

Hehe yeah that would´ve been better mate

[soulofshiver]

The canned laughter ruins this sketch. Shame on the bbc and there constant dumbing down. They did the same crap to Peter Serafinowicz.

[deathdeviser]

just cause im from the cpt, nice police are nice to me :)

[TheOctopwn]

Nice Pol-ice are nice to me.

[pliskin100]

fucking awesome

[sheepfinger]

they are always searching my car for biscuits

[WoWBronxe]

thats cooler than the original

[JulianCheese]

There should be a version like this of every rap song.

[nathy2010sutton]

Ace couldn't stop laughing

[TheSteelyMan]

It must take a great deal of mental dexterity to flip the volume off and on for the cuss words, all the while rapping in time with the song.

[doobie7777]

@TheSteelyMan

See: video editing.

[skippy1239]

@TheSteelyMan ya its insane

[MahBoi22]

LOL! We're gonna have a party!

[hedwiggy08]

Searching my car looking for the biscuits! hahaha

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

in soviet russia police help u

[tusbub]

Genious! :-)

[eliaxs12345]

FUCK THA PUNK POPLICE! they let u go for murder if u giv em 50 bucks

[Sav4h4x]

@eliaxs12345

Where the hell do you live, i´m moving there.

[eliaxs12345]

@Sav4h4x norway :D but justin biber dosent live hear :(

[infinitepossibility]

Fuck tha police

Comin straight from the underground

Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown

And not the other color so police think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one

For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun

[pmleffers]

@infinitepossibility meh. . his version's better

[infinitepossibility]

To be beatin on, and throwin in jail We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin my car, lookin for the product Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics You'd rather see me in the pen Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo Beat tha police outta shape And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still can't swallow bread and water

[infinitepossibility]

I don't know if they fags or what Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one Cuz they slam ya down to the street top Black police showin out for the white cops Ice Cube will swarm On any muthafucka in a blue uniform Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me A young nigga on a warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops, dyin in LA Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

[stephenpaultaylor]

funny

the laugh track sucks tho

[SmeagolsRoomate]

hey at least hes more hood than ice cube

[G0LFMADE]

Brilliant.

[piiratesmile]

oh my god this is ace

[M00s3r]

OMFG that is too funny!

[foofighter1337]

"Just cause I'm from, the CPT, nice police are nice to me!"

AHHAHAHAHAH!

[djmaddog10]

"help" the police comin straight form the underground "a young chap got it good" cause im brown....

[InuvikPhil]

I wonder how many takes they recorded to get this right!

Much applause from Canada, this is great!

[LisigCW]

Here so the essence of the man!!!

[cettedameverte]

They'll tickle you until you're giggling!

[concretecubes]

are those the actual lyrics that hes saying?

cause i cant seem to tell what the lyrics would be.

[cettedameverte]

@concretecubes the song is fuck the the police and talks about racist cops...

[TeddySays]

@concretecubes no he's stopping it to get rid of the swearing for his son

[Prokiller226]

@concretecubes No the real song is NWA - Fuck tha Police

[tubemech]

The girlfriend needs a slap for being such a moody cunt.

[chef1of1future]

@tubemech yeah she does

[cmeast]

@tubemech The girlfriend needs a medal for not laughing her ass off.

[therapsids]

Stumbled from Austin

[MicroNik95]

LOLZ

[ktroo123]

stumble from MA

[luckyuniversal]

STumble Montreal, Canada!

[woody1445]

stumbled in ma room rippin the heed right aff it!

[llWinterFROSTll]

stumbled malaysia

[FriendlyPyro]

stumbled from Earth

[manbearpig900]

Stumble from moon

[FriendlyPyro]

Stumbled from Halley's Comet

[Willsolo12]

stumbled from newzealand too. yuss

[KamikazeKaji]

stumbled from usa

[ddinkins112]

stumbled from USA!

[adamhabayeb01]

lol stumbled pensacola fl

[zebobslayer]

crack up. stumbled in frm New Zealand

[sbob66]

Hahaha, this is HILARIOUS!!!

[Hot5hots]

Stumbled, UK

[DiggidyFry]

Pfaaaahahaha! Stumbled from North Carolina.

[malutina5]

stumbled frm India

[RivaMay]

stumbled in canada!

[killhumans001]

fuck all police and all polititions and all presedents on planet erth fuck them all very hard:)

[eat4peace]

stumbled, UK

funny as fudge

[Bug952]

stumble from Norway

[eazyduzit36]

9000 lulz!

[fivepointsix]

the nigga in the back of of the vehicle is not down

[undefinedego]

lol this is win

but still

FUCK THA POLICE.

[jmt29]

very funny good work

[WHUFC71]

Freakin awesome..Im gonna have to remember those lyrics.

[iluvjulianbarratt]

Adam your a motherflipping genius! Hope your not away from 6 music to long, we miss you. ILOVEYOUBYE!!

[baconbass]

AWSOME! Help the police!!! AAHAHAH

[SuperfluousMoniker]

Excellent.

[Vannereveilar]

is he taking out the ''inapropriate'' expressions in the song..thats what he's doing..

[who2really1cares39]

play 0:04 to 0:06 over and over

[CHARLOTTExR0S3]

Tuesday? WR-

[lfsabch]

@who2really1cares39

y?

[bobitodebum]

@who2really1cares39 no

[pulup7]

what the hell was that?

[future49erplaya]

:46 press this over and over again, haha

[pickyerpoison]

@future49erplaya I believe you mean 0:46 :3

[Nicrostar]

STUMBLED Virgina, USA

[purpleheze]

lol

[1989z24]

That is awesome!!

[danstubepage]

biscuits!!

[danmcc]

STEPHEN

[KuyaPedro]

NICE POLICE ARE NICE TO ME.

[iluvjulianbarratt]

This is brillo pads! Luv you Ad, your a ledge!

[tagjim]

GO SWIMMING WITH LORENZO.

[mikeyadigone]

Fuckin' British people man...

[iRUNzooyOrk247]

LMFAO!

THIS IS SOO FUNNY!

[ThaurUmarth]

H*LP the Police!

[DarthKrattus]

I'd kill to go swimming with Lorenzo.

[laffytaffymonki3]

Aha. i just noticed how much jasper wasnt liking the song

[Ashley61131]

Help the police, help help help the police. =D

[65656385]

ROFL

[Steve92183]

"nice police are nice to me"

best line of the song

[DylanK63]

Coopa dis is a sick tune lol !

[DylanK63]

Lol =D

[HelpMyNamesTaken]

And that Jasper, is more or less, the way it is in the hood!

[WEBneon]

haha... made my day!

[UiDClutch]

hahahahhahah brilliant gotta be one of the best sketches made

[ukwoodie]

Funniest thing I have seen in ages!

[XtheonlyonestandingX]

Made my day!!!

So well done!!

[MrEevann]

funniest thing i ever did seed

[mammasisbr00tal]

HILARIOUS.

[befr33]

brilliant

[jaydeee111]

Haha awesome. Help the police!!!

[theultrahvybeat]

ROFL!!!

[DrKleiner]

true shite

[ninjadocco]

Stephen!

[sadlerjohn]

hahahaha