The Best Lines in Doctor Who

[TARDISEnterprise]

Yay! 3rd Doctor! :D

[harpdevil]

Not so much 'the best lines in Doctor Who' as 'lines in Doctor Who'. "Stop, don't move" is one of the best lines in 50 years of the show?

[templar44]

The classic series had the best lines...

[D1Puck1T]

Really? Not a SINGLE Ninth Doctor quote?

"Everybody lives!"

[KiwiFruitProduction]

@D1Puck1T ikr! what about:

"no don't drop the banana!"

"what why not!?"

"good source of potassium"

[tellymad649]

Nice list although you missed out the best one of all...

HARRY SULLIVAN IS AN IMBECILE!!!

[MetalheadJay78]

Is it ironic that the best lines come from Tom's era? There's a reason for that. It's "Doctor Who" at its creative peak.

[sallyjosie]

don't listen to anyone. YOU picked the best ones. the others are crap!

[Morhek]

Even the Second Doctor found the Sixth unlikeable.

[cyberleaderreviews]

What about "would you like a jelly baby,EXTERMINATE,delete boe ties are cool alonsy or bigger on the inside huh

[mlgnerd13]

@cyberleaderreviews bow ties are cool came later

[cyberleaderreviews]

Over half the lines weren't that good

[RiverPond00]

what happened to MERCY MERCY MERCYYYYYY!!!!! and Im river song, check your records again.

oh and: hello benjamin

[mlgnerd13]

@RiverPond00 this was made in 2008, before either of those lines

[RiverPond00]

@mlgnerd13 fair enough, but those lines were epic xx

[Mr4thDoctor]

"Hello. Are you a Silurian?"

[boganlessons]

Donna and her "womanly whiles". That puts a disturbing image in my head :P

[southpawSara]

Definitely fun, but there were several I found myself struggling to hear over the music :/

[MsSakura120]

Did you hear the voice of the cybermen at 1:14 XD LOL

[gpfoster1966]

The dalak at 4:37 sounds an awful lot like K9!

[binbinleguedin]

The music ruins it all...You just can't properly hear half of the things they say...

[Cryer24597]

Best Dr Who quote ever = "They can have all the Spectrox they want when I have the head of Morgus here at my feet. I want the head of that perfidious, treacherous degenerate brought to me here, congealed in its own evil blood."

[SciFiFangirlsFTW]

3:00 Oh yes. YES. go Ace! THE Crowning Moment Of Awesome! =D

Although I would've included this one:

The Master: I am The Master!

Peri: So what?

[DDTfromOC]

This video needed at least one of Bob Baker-Dave Martin's catchphrases: "Contact has been made." "The quest is the quest." "Eldrad MUST live!"

Fourth Doctor, in _Robot_, to Harry Sullivan: "You may be a doctor but I am THE Doctor. The definite article, you might say."

Drax: "Who's a little tin dog, then?"

K-9: "Your silliness has been noted."

_The Armageddon Factor_:

The Doctor: "Brilliant! I wish I'd thought of that!"

Romana II: "You will, Doctor! You will!"

_The Horns of Nimon_

[ABCZOE17]

What a wonderful butler, he's so very violent! ;) lol

[Saphira144]

You're not half the robot your father was

[Korea4Me]

What about 'Boom Boom Davros'?

[boodat77]

Your evil is my good. I am Sutekh the destroyer. Where I tread, I leave nothing but dust and darkness. I find that good

[Hexachloraphine]

"you know you're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the Mouth and the size of the Brain"

[Hexachloraphine]

@Hexachloraphine

alternatively (excitedly when the tardis view screen opens to reveal the next exciting place the Doctor and his companion have just landed) "Ooh look Rocks"

[MrSniggles1]

how could you forget- go to your room. I'm really glad that worked those would have been terrible last words.

[broadshoulder]

Did you have to include Donna Noble? The sound of her makes my teeth itch.

[animationdude56]

you forgot "SPACK OFF!". the only phrase the daleks are scared of

[liverpoolmatt87]

"I say....what a wonderful butler he's so violent"

lol

[animelover5076]

there was only one thing missing from this vidio... bow ties are cool! lol :) x x

[TheNigahigaSmoshfan]

@animelover5076 yeah! but this video is from 2008. i love when he said "i wear a fez now. fezes are cool" XD

[animelover5076]

@TheNigahigaSmoshfan oh sorry didnt look at the date. :) fezes rock too!! a fez and a bow tie is hight of coolness!

[spiderguy369]

All 6 versions of The Master disliked this video.

[calstar2000]

What about jellie babys

[88HUSE]

"...Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! Unimaginable power! Unlimited rice-pudding, etc etc!"

That has got to be the best

[maxochic1]

"I don't think he's as stupid as he seems" <3<

"My dear nobody can be as stupid as HE seems" =3=

[baluvxaluv]

"I'm a madman with a box... WITHOUT A BOX"

[diddymuck]

I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party (The Unquiet Dead...and wouldn't he be on Britian's side?)

That's monstrous! Vaporisation without representation is against the constitution! (Deadly Assassin)

[diddymuck]

How is Harvey Wallbanger ONE WORD??? (The Unicorn and the Wasp)

(re: dna distillation for survival) Its just plain old-fashion cannibalism only you don't have to chew the gristly parts.  (Talons of Weng-Chang).

Tough! (Waters of Mars)

The value of the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. (The Green Death)

[CJFRANKS7]

1:49 isn't that Rasilon from the revived series?! O_o

[kyokotakarai]

"Bowties are cool."

[officialmer]

@kyokotakarai "I wear a fez now. Fezs are cool." :)

[Rabeskywing]

"Get a hold of yourself man! This is fascinating!" ~ The Fourth Doctor

[BonoismyElvis]

But it Doesnt Show my fave lines...When Someone asks him Who are you? and he says i'm The Doctor! And the person says Doctor Who? LOL Now thats my fave lines!!!

[DalekCaan01]

If this was updated I'm pretty sure "Fear Me, I've Killed Hundreds of Time Lords" "Fear Me, I've Killed all of them" would fit quite well into this video :)

[jjhartwell99]

It doesn't get more badass than Hartnell talking trash to the Dalek. Well, maybe Troughton's line in Moonbase about evil needing to be faught.

[kittycat5261]

can someone please tell me what song this is??? it's awesome!!

[shinystarxxxx]

is it me or does that man next to the doctor at 0:50 looks a bit like david tennant?

[mushroomshrub]

Would you like a jelly baby?

Wibly wobly timey wimey stuff?

[glablazuu]

Sixth Doctor : " Change my dear , and not a moment too soon "

[DoctorD279]

No love for Troughton?

[GuyThatWearsG12Suit]

Yet nothing about Jelly Babies.

[tic07096903]

"Staal the undefeated!"

""Oh thats not a very good name. What if you get defeated? "Staal the not-so-undefeated-anymore-but-­never-mind"?

[eateroftheflame]

"you want dominion over the living yet all you do is kill", personally I prefer the Master's response, "life is wasted on the living"

[eateroftheflame]

Jamie: Do you have a cunning plan

Doctor: Yes I believe I do Jamie, I'm going to bung a rock at it

That should be in there :(

[CMOT101]

No 2nd Doctor???

[Dubzoomember]

I'll deal with him later.

You always were an optimist, Doctor.

SO slashy!

[Icestar663]

A brilliant selection of clips, doesn't include my personal favourite "Ah Davros you don't look a day older and I'd hoped you were dead" but still a great video!

[MrsToni30]

My favorite Dr Who line was from Evolution of the Daleks part 2 " If I’m gonna die, let’s give the new boys a shot. What do you think, eh? The Dalek humans, their first blood. Go on, baptise them!" David Tennant is an awesome actor :)

[punk3sophia]

what about "there's no point in being grown up if you cant be childish sometimes"?

[Adom]

A few of my favorites: "Nice to meet you Rose....Run for your life!"

And Dalek leader to Cyberman: "This is not war, this is pest control !"

So great to see all these old clips though.

[sukumvit]

"Ooohh look! ROCKS!"

"Would you like a jelly baby?"

[Zoras88]

what's the first one with Tom Baker?

[davidls11]

No K-9?

[kubek]

It's hard to watch old episodes when you just started watching.

[Timelord6661]

Nice compilation video only a few pointers, forget the back ground music, the incidental music from the clips and I suggest you mix some of the more obvious quotes in with the unobvious ones you've used it'll give variety. :)

[thedoctorand]

Lee Evans, James Corden, Catherine Tate. You get the feeling that comedians like Doctor Who...

[thefakeclare]

Hehehe quite good but should have some from the Matt Smith doctor

"would u care for a cup of teeeaa" a dalek

"bowties are cool" the doctor

"from now on I'm only using this for screwing in screws" the dr.

[InsaneGenius3x17]

Wow! I now know where all those stereotypical things about sci-fi shows come from. GEE.

[RecamZero]

you missed the biggest one allonys!

[kylephantom4]

i got a new line, "bowties are cool" from Matt Smith as The Eleventh Doctor

[JohnMacnee]

The Seventh Doctor mocking Davros with the "unlimited rice pudding" speech would have been good, but these lines are great for the most part!

[Reader4077]

grrr!!!! its really bugging me! what's the background music?? i cant think of it!!!

[CYBERDOODY]

DO NOT KILL ME!

[Me8129]

No! My fave is! It's a jammy dodger!

[Me8129]

My fave line is...... Would you like a jelly baby.

[jetfire851]

@2:59 It's the original Crowning Moment of Awesome!

[nathanielselby]

One of my favorites was the Third Doctors "You sir are a prime example of the inverse relation between the size of ones mouth and the size of ones brain". That and #4's "You must be the Mentiads ... because ... well ... you look like Mentiads."

[optimus212100]

i ike the one where the 3rd doctor says ''you sir, are an idiot''

[paulbottomley42]

Holy moley, Doctor Who and Eurythmics. This is the coolest video ever. Thanks! :D

[sergei73073II]

What about "There's nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality!" ?

[NealKlein]

The music is so loud that it makes the whole video a waste of time.

[Muskratio]

Ahhh, I really wish there wasn't music added in the background! It makes it hard to hear what they're actually saying.

[Maindrian]

Doctor - "Did you bother to tell anyone they may be eating their own relatives? "

Davros - "That would have created what I believe is called consumer resistance."

Absolute darkest, funniest line in Doctor Who ever.

[schizoidboy]

One line I'm trying to remember is the one where the second Doctor tells Zoe about the limits of logic suggesting that logic only give her the authority to sound right when she isn't.

[jacobk2]

What about the finale of the first season/series when Rose has absorbed power from the Tardis core and he says something to the effect to the emperor dalek" I see your atoms (or molecules) and I divide them."

[FreakinSweet86]

McCoy's classic Rice Pudding joke isn't included TISK TISK

[ShotDownInFlames2]

From Jon Pertwee, third Doctor:

Someone asks: "Are you some kind of scientist?"

Doctor: "Sir, I am every kind of scientist!"

[harrietamidala1691]

you left out this great line: "So you see, I'm not going to let you stop me now!"

[Macca17]

Nothing from McCoy or Eccelston

my votes for McCoy 'Unlimited rice PUDDING!' 'There will be NO battle here!' and 'This act will be the begining of your end'

Eccelston 'Nice to meet you rose run for your life' 'Why don't you just die' 'Everybody lives' and of course 'fantastic'

[rathraven1313]

You didn't have the rice pudding speech of the Seventh Doctor.

[greengrendel]

"best lines from doctor who" inevitably includes all that dialogue from Douglas Adam's "City of Death". "What a wonderful butler, he's so violent!" XD

[dalekia]

what about...

Staal: You impune my honour sir!

10th Doctor: Glad you didn't say belittle cause then i'd have a feild day

[golden24680]

@dalekia Excellant spelling, mate, FIELD. hehehehehe

Brilliant line though

[ssaattbb]

One of my favorite lines is Nyder in Genesis of the Daleks:

"Your rocket will then be able to penetrate, without resistance".

[annwags]

Best lines? did the bit about the shoes( "They fit!") from The Movie not count? Wonderful delivery!

[concorde1350mph]

you mist k9 some good lines with him

[ThomasJH268]

Personally, I think you left out a few choice lines from the second doctor. My personal favorite is "Your leader will be angry, if you kill me! I'm a genious."

[beeprawn]

Prof Amelia Rumford from Stones of Blood is like Sally Sparrow, the best companion he never had...

[daedalus71]

Awesome. But the music is distracting.