In the middle of my math exam... my phone goes off " And i jizz in my pants!!!!" Didn't even get in trouble because they teacher was laughing so hard. =D
omg lol i remembered the only words jizz in my pants from a random guy listening to it in da street long time ago and now i remember it when i jizzed in my pants LOL real story :P
on't read this cause it actually works.You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life.Tomorrow will be the best day of your life however if you do not post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days.Now uv started reading this so don't stop.This is so scary.Put this on 5 videos in 143 minutes when ur done press F6 and ur lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters.This is so scary cause it actually works
Thumbs up if you Jizzed in your pants
Gohon990 2 hours ago
wat the hell is up with i jizzed in my pants
gocagrace 5 hours ago
i just listened to this song and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
driftman360 1 day ago
i sang this and...
JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
BlacknBlueWolfLove 2 days ago 3
I got this in my head now.
Ureteralclock1917 2 days ago in playlist good music
:jizzinmypants:
MrLJ741 3 days ago
250 likes and ill Jizz in my Mouth
mycomputer1611 3 days ago
Fuck Likes, Give me bacon and ill sing this to my teacher
umascarlett 3 days ago 2
@umascarlett *gives bacon*
TrinityInfinity54272 3 days ago
@TrinityInfinity54272 ty :3
umascarlett 3 days ago
I could imagine Duke Nukem singing this...
rageingonxbox 3 days ago in playlist Liked videos
It means u poop ur pants
Evilcoolsean 3 days ago
This song rulls
57gamerdude 5 days ago
@Gmafia76 yea it does...hmmm..
TheIlovemusic8 5 days ago
1:40 Best part
gultask 5 days ago
I just ate a grape and JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
gultask 5 days ago
that must have been a GREAT GRAPE !!!!!!!!
MrBrettGermaine 6 days ago
It is ectoplasm
Darkskate12 6 days ago
wow i c all the lyrics but if you listen to it close it says it's like having sex TO me not WITH me
Gmafia76 1 week ago
I jizzed in my pants thanks to this fucking gayass song! FML
LegitTrippy 1 week ago
100 likes and i'll sing this to my girlfriend xD
MrsMalikForever134 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos 4
O.o
TheEZzLe 1 week ago
bladder problems much..?
xD
SesameStreet241 1 week ago in playlist Kaeli 4
i saw her film too
toasterkid123 1 week ago
I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants, O.o Random..
Devilskilljoy 1 week ago 2
In the middle of my math exam... my phone goes off " And i jizz in my pants!!!!" Didn't even get in trouble because they teacher was laughing so hard. =D
kekebattle 1 week ago 3
jizzzzzzzzz
HaganNetwork 2 weeks ago
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IF EVERYONE IS WONDERING WHERE'S THE VIDEO RESPONSE OF ME HUMPING A PRINTER, I ALREADY MADE ONE BUT YOUTUBE TOOK IT OFF FOR UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR.
YOUNGDON72 2 weeks ago
i am pretty sur i broke the replay button :3
TheIlovemusic8 2 weeks ago
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YOUNGDON72 2 weeks ago
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YOUNGDON72 2 weeks ago
his pants need a sanctuary.
the2peopleteam 2 weeks ago
Is it bad that I keep replaying this song, while in a library...
ILikePurpleUnderwear 2 weeks ago
Lol soo you sang the song and YOU YOUNGDON72 Have you humped the printer? xD
XKeEpGoInGX 2 weeks ago
omg lol i remembered the only words jizz in my pants from a random guy listening to it in da street long time ago and now i remember it when i jizzed in my pants LOL real story :P
Elosmania123 2 weeks ago
When Derpy Hooves spoke in The Last Roundup i jizzed in my pants.
Weegee246 2 weeks ago 2
1 likes i dont do a fuck
10 likes i have a top comment
20 likes i smile
50 likes nothing happends
100 likes nothing happends but you atleast made some1 laugh!
now fuck off im trying to enjoy the song
holland3641 2 weeks ago 4
10 likes: ill jizz in my pants
20 likes: ill sing this to my ex
30 likes: ill send this to my princible
100 likes: ill make a video of my friend singing this song
200 likes: ill make a video of me singing this song
300 likes: ill sing this on brod cast t.v. LIVE
alexander6104 2 weeks ago 15
SEE A DOCTOR!!!
Shad0wb4ll 2 weeks ago
girl;lets have sex
boy;no
girl;y
boys;cuz i jizzed in my pants
ITZusHITMEN 2 weeks ago 3
this song rockz eyooo
ITZusHITMEN 2 weeks ago
ur problemy going to be like LMFAO but can some one tell me what jizz means
awsomepeople1234 3 weeks ago
@awsomepeople1234 I would hope you're not being serious, but: Semen, Cum, Sperm. All that good stuff.
MorbidMason 3 weeks ago
1 like - I am singing this to my girlfriend
2 likes - I will sing this to my ex
3 likes - I will go to school and sing this to random ppl
stylez1020 3 weeks ago 16
wtf im at the weird part of youtube
MegaCrazyguy5 3 weeks ago
@MegaCrazyguy5 i didnt realize there was a normal part of youtube..lol
SkittlesGirl94XP 3 weeks ago 3
awsome (:
beast123826 3 weeks ago
she just started raping him and he jizzed in his pants
COSMASTER2468 3 weeks ago
and rubbing his arse?! bloody perve!
COSMASTER2468 3 weeks ago
0:10 epic + the hole thing is. I JUST SOR HER FACE AND I SHIT IN MY PANTS! (WISPER) she a bitch shes a bitch yes shes a bitch
COSMASTER2468 3 weeks ago
& I jizz in my pants bahahaha love this songg.
lizzyann16 4 weeks ago
My mom said that this song must be sung by gr 8 boys if they jizz in their pants so much. LOL
melon123h 1 month ago
I got trolled and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
anix201 1 month ago
i took an arrow to the knee and i jizz in my pants!
doyason00 1 month ago
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Judge: What you have to offer
Replay button: All i know is the mouse raped me
Mouse: Its my job!
Judge: Jail for to months!
Me: Wheres my freaken mouse?!?
frosty17012 1 month ago
this is a gay song
superquickscope96 1 month ago
must have been a good grape
bodylingo01 1 month ago 4
this makes u wanna jizz in ur pants!
joejonasandchichi 1 month ago
I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Bigfatliars96 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Dizz2k
Grizz in my pants call of duty parody
ghostgamer96bro 1 month ago
When i first heard this song i knew i had to tell everyone i know.
TheJuvenilePenguin 1 month ago in playlist my playlist
1 like and all ops to late i just jizzed
athfwwetnathisallstu 1 month ago
@XOXOsammybooXOXO I'm glad i did, but im never eating grapes again
blackcatSekhmet 1 month ago
10 likes and ill jizz in my pants
GingerNut360a 1 month ago
I sung this in gym class today ;3 <3
xMaddyxSceneEM0x3 1 month ago
i listened to this song..
and i jizzed in my pants.
DatStevenCat 1 month ago
When I read some read RoChu fanfiction, I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
ShouldersHeadKnees 1 month ago
@ShouldersHeadKnees What couple is RoChu and from what fandom? *feels as an ignorant ficwriter*
LadyQGinny 1 month ago
No likes and I'll listen to this song.
Okay then!
ScorpioCarly 1 month ago in playlist DJ Rocky's Awesome Mix
wahahahahhahaha i LOL'd to this song
CzarAice01 1 month ago
this song is wrong....
sulema100 1 month ago
5 likes i'll do nothing
10 likes i'll still do nothing
50 likes GUESS WAT IMMA DO!....nothing.
100 likes i'll eat a crayon
1000 likes imma freaking slap the next person who write this crap.
sulema100 1 month ago 2
100 LIKES AND ILL HUMP MY PRINTER
YOUNGDON72 1 month ago 128
@YOUNGDON72 HELL IM GONNNA MAKE 100 ACOUNTS NOW xD
zomzom26 1 month ago
@zomzom26 lool
YOUNGDON72 1 month ago
@YOUNGDON72 LOL!!!!!!!!!
TammyChocolate 3 weeks ago
@YOUNGDON72 better make a video of that.
cyberking64 2 weeks ago
@cyberking64 I will
YOUNGDON72 2 weeks ago
@YOUNGDON72 Printer humping time!
mOnkeyy61 2 weeks ago
@YOUNGDON72 Oh hey look, it's white ink. *Reads that comment* O.O Thats not white ink.
Carlychaos225 2 weeks ago 2
@YOUNGDON72 u have fun with that...
puppylovur139 1 week ago
This is really bad since I'm eating grapes now.... I'l never look at them the same way again. And I didn't jizz in my pants either
blackcatSekhmet 1 month ago
@blackcatSekhmet haha you made me laugh
XOXOsammybooXOXO 1 month ago
hahahaxD Lol nobody jizzes in their pants, because they eat a grape xD Ha this song is so awesome :D AWESOMENESS :D
moria9000 1 month ago
last week i saw a film
as i recall it was a horror film
walked outside into the rain
checked my phone and saw you rang and i
jizz in my pants
bluedragon117 1 month ago
10 Likes - I'll JIZZ IN MY PANTS
25 Likes - I'll JIZZ IN MY PANTS
50 Likes - I'll change my underwear...
100 Likes - Sing this song to my ENTIRE school.
250 Likes - Ran out of ideas...
Troppo101GAMING 1 month ago 144
@Troppo101GAMING i got one for 250 likes You just need to JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS!!! lol
TheBigbeast60 1 month ago
@Troppo101GAMING now you have to jizzzzz
LuederCRIS18 1 month ago
mfnskjdgbsuienfksalemgkjsbsomfalf and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS. xD
TheDemonAngel28 1 month ago
i just went to visit my grandma in her nursing home and we were in the lift with these 2 old bitches and i totally jizzed in my pants ;)
matthewmotleywheeler 1 month ago
I took an arrow to my knees and then i jizzed in ma pants!
ToptriLegendary 1 month ago 3
I wonder if Unicorns jizz rainbows and glitter..
SuperHaBlah 1 month ago
I ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
TheColynSlayer 1 month ago
The voice makes my lady parts tingle.
Don't worry, you've heard weirder.
MysticalFlyingMonkey 1 month ago
WTF!
PerquagePete 1 month ago
funniest song ever!
LostBoyzGurl 1 month ago
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on't read this cause it actually works.You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life.Tomorrow will be the best day of your life however if you do not post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days.Now uv started reading this so don't stop.This is so scary.Put this on 5 videos in 143 minutes when ur done press F6 and ur lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters.This is so scary cause it actually works
Posiden1912 1 month ago
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AVenGer777rocks 1 month ago
@AVenGer777rocks yeah about that, go fuck yourself
loser40639 1 month ago
dude the jizz in my pants is trollin
aimeraimee365 1 month ago
I wish I could punch people through my computer after reading some of their comments...
americancowboyj 1 month ago
hahaha!
CordStudios 1 month ago
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5 likes and i sing this to my friends
10 likes i sing this to my girlfriend
20 likes i sing this to my teacher
50 likes and i sing it to my parents
100 likes and i make a video on YouTube of me singing and dancing to the song
(Trust me, I will)
XCheriCataztropheX 1 month ago in playlist TLI
I ordered a pizza and I jizzed in my pants, because it was hot ^^
LadyQGinny 1 month ago
2:00 - 2:16
BEST PART ♥
babybooxoxo101 1 month ago
i used to jizz in my pants but then i took an arrow into my knee...
tokyoDriftshow 1 month ago
@tokyoDriftshow mate im sure u jizz out ur duck eh?
allevilninja 1 month ago
my friend jason and i burst out singing this randomly in las vegas :D ~best camping trip ever~
LitlleLauren112 1 month ago
@LitlleLauren112 ....who camps in vegas....?
AbbeyCadabbey123 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@AbbeyCadabbey123 my amazing camp :3 we got to go there,,,and then went up to a forest and camped there :]
LitlleLauren112 1 month ago
i just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS !!! XD
4erbanden 1 month ago
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XCheriCataztropheX 1 month ago
Funny
Najasia10 1 month ago
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Robloxvideosofnathan 1 month ago
What a sincere guy... XD
This song is lovely!!! XDXD
LadyQGinny 1 month ago
lol
QuickSilverforever55 1 month ago
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
;DD
XxCeCeandJeSsIeShow2 1 month ago
JIZZ IN MY HANd if u play both video of this
youngboychannel1 2 months ago
Funniest. Song. I. Have. EVER. HEARD. OLOLOLOLOLOLOL come to think of it... i think i jizzed in my pants. :D
FlamingMick5 2 months ago
xD xD love this song imma big fan of jack sparrow too
joejoejoekoz 2 months ago
2 likes i will sing this to myself
5 likes i will sing this to my parents
10 likes i will sing this to my whole school
25 likes i will sing this in church
coolconnor0999 2 months ago 3
Girls can cum without sex, too.
ModClanLoopy 2 months ago
LOL i <3 this song :)
TwilightFreak2199 2 months ago
5 likes sing to my dog
10 likes sing to my friends likes sing to my friends that r boys
20 likes sing to my parents
50 likes i will sing at lunch as loud as possible in school
100 sing it on youtube (:
TheLyndseyHamilton 2 months ago 44
WTF?!
AngelicHopeX 2 months ago
add me on ps3 name:cruzcross9
TheEvilAssassin209 2 months ago
@TheEvilAssassin209 u add me im UCHIHA_HEMO
hemo93AR 2 months ago
i love this video lol my favorite one ever
Taylorlautnerlove113 2 months ago
@WTF1035 lulz!
kadapunny 2 months ago
lol this song rocks :)
WatermelonsYay4Me 2 months ago
i thought he was saying cheese in my pants...
kadapunny 2 months ago
@kadapunny I screamed "I jizzed in my pants in front of my whole class"... luckily they though I said "cheese"
WTF1035 2 months ago
5 likes i sing this to my girlfriend
10 likes i will sing this to my sister
50 likes i will sing this in class
100 likes il sing this to the intier school
1000 likes il sing in chapines[LOL]
TheEvilAssassin209 2 months ago 62
@TheEvilAssassin209
TheEvilAssassin209 2 months ago
Right after i jizzed in my pants i searched this up
TheWheatisHeat96 2 months ago
this song has sum bass :D
MsUnitedfan 2 months ago
100 likes and i don't do shit
ImmaUlquiorraCifer 2 months ago
will people stop spamming with the "# likes and ill do this" shit?
truegamer888 2 months ago 4
5 likes and i sing this 2 my friend
10 likes and i'll sing it to my mom!
20 likes and i'll sing it out loud in a store...! (:
50 likes and i"ll sing it to my grandma!
100 likes and i'll sing it and add chritmas crap as a christmas carol!!!!
Edenabernethy 2 months ago
5 likes- and I will do nothing
10 likes- I will do nothing
20 likes- and I will do nothing
30 likes- and I will do nothing
40 likes-and I will do nothing
50 likes- and I will do nothing
60-and I will do fucking nothing!!
UnicornPiss1 2 months ago 18
@UnicornPiss1
aaaaaaaaaha
like whore gtfo :)
HDpresident 1 month ago
@HDpresident *Get the fuck out. Please if you're going to do a blast please use grammer. Thank you.
UnicornPiss1 1 month ago
@UnicornPiss1
Trollololololololo
HDpresident 1 month ago
5 likes and I'll watch this video.
10 likes and I'll watch this video, and sing it.
20 likes and I'll do nothing.
50 likes and I'll enjoy this video.
100 Likes and I'll go get a life.
surcharge1234 2 months ago 4
i just watched this video then i... JIZZED IN MY PANTS
spongefanman 2 months ago 3
123 people dont jizz/sperm there aliens
goldiejoseph 2 months ago
I wonder how good that breeze felt...
AlwaysPromiseLove 2 months ago 3
You realize this is comment is stupid, but yet you still thumbs up.
diceslayer1 2 months ago 3
jizz fuck you that's so wrong!
gerllsutcliff 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
i watch porn and i JIZZ IN MY PANTS. (the obious one)
dorkadia 2 months ago
im listening to this song as my friend ***** (name can not be known) is making out
with his gf ****(can not be named) its pretty awkward when they say jizz in my pants
bplppppppp69 2 months ago
@bplppppppp69 So pretty much you're friends with Voldemort and his female counter-part? xD
Osuwari657 2 months ago
My... my dad walked in on me saying this (in my normal voice) and dancing...
My dad never looks at me the same way again.
Did I mention I'm a girl?
Osuwari657 2 months ago 2
"Thats absurd"...Snape from AVMP xD
Agustinitis10 2 months ago
5 likes and i sing this to my friends
10 likes i sing this to my girlfriend
20 likes i sing this to my teacher
50 likes and i sing it to my parents
100 likes and i make a video on YouTube of me singing and dancing to the song
MrsStealYourGirl1 2 months ago 179
@MrsStealYourGirl1 you only got 2 LOL
Ronnie7X 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 sing it to your friends girlfriend and teacher now
WolfHoundKing 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 5 likes i will do nothing.
10 likes i still wont do anything.
20 likes i will probably fart.
50 likes i will eat an apple.
100 likes and i will still actually do nothing.
Clucky117 2 months ago 65
@Clucky117 ;3 FINALLY! I have been trying to find someone that realizes that people put random shit that doesn't mean anything. ;3
Sirindigo1 2 months ago
@Clucky117 -_- watch. dumb basterd
MrsStealYourGirl1 2 months ago
@Clucky117 Funny, 'cause I went on their channel and they haven't uploaded a video. So, you're right
YOURfaceHAHification 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 Attention seeker
javyisthis300 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 100 LIKES!!!! >:O
ROCKLOCK997 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1
it's time to post something ;)
ivanfranchi 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 record it
WTF1035 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 Did you do it all ? :D
iSongzHD 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 there are 135 likes!, ¿where is the video of you singing and dancing?
XD
jsebasd123 2 months ago 2
@MrsStealYourGirl1 no you wont so shut the fuck up!!!
jeff123swanton619 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 you lied
UnderneathDaSky 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1
lol now you have 150
dragon987000 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 Post the fucking video you WHORE
slyspy70 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 ur 153 where's the video lol?
hemo93AR 2 months ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 dance to the song i thinks is impossible gay girl u r prob very ugly
TheNacional95 1 month ago
@MrsStealYourGirl1 OP BETTER DELIVER.
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