@roflcopterkklol The ONLY retarded person I see in the room is YOU.Why must you ASSHOLES denigrate other people's decisions? So what you don't believe in religion. That is YOUR choice. But just because I don't subscribe to YOUR way of thinking gives you no right to call names. So with that being said...FUCK YOU!
@FRANKFUZZYNUTZ What a compelling argument. "You're a retard, and an asshole! Stop being mean to me! Fuck you!" Besides, its absolutely fine to confront people about their decisions. Ever heard of crack? I would certainly confront a cared about human being if they got addicted to crack. Scientology on the other hand is just a terrible excuse for trying to get over your depression, like most religions. It's just the creator Scientology was popular for his SCIENCE FICTION.
@GuyOnChair The ONLY troll I see is your mother AFTER stepping down from her step-ladder and giving me the best blow job EVER! That reminds me...where's your SISTER?
He thinks he's a doctor, a fireman, a first responder.For an EMT people like that only get in the way, and if anything, delay response and adequate care for the victims.
Whilst I agree that Scientology is a loony religion as a Dawkins loving atheist i have to say that it is no more loony than any - we are just more used to the old ones. You could satirise any of them - just take a bit of Leviticus, i am sure SP could make that look just as crazy.
Tom Cruise is quite scarily unbalanced, how does Katie Holmes put up with it?
I was horrified to find out that Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee are Scientologists. They seem so nice!
Forget Scientology. Join the Church of Monday Night Football. You only meet during football season and you get to have beer, pizza and see good looking girls on the field at half time. You don't have to believe anything bizarrre.
Tom cruise makes my insanely devout christian aunt seem like she's fucking confucius. TOM CRUISE I HOPE YOU READ THIS! YOU AND SCIENTOLOGY ARE FRUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIITTCCCCAAAKKKKEEESSS!!!!!
so if a normal, functioning, mentally stable, intelligent, not so gulliable (non scientologist) person invents a cure for cancer, BUT they aren't a scientologist, you should die instead. Because as Tom Cruise (which is a byword for fuckwit) says. Only a scientologist can help.
I love Tom Cruise even more now! He cracked me up when he jumped on Oprah's couch, but he just acts so INSANE that he makes me laugh. And I like people who make me laugh.
this episode is the reason chef isnt on the show anymore. the actor didnt want them to do this, and they told him they were going to anyways. its a funny episode, no reason to quit the show over it. offending scientologists isnt a big deal because they have already offended thousands of more people with other episodes. i think the voice of chef should come back, or maybe get someone who can do the same voice. chef was my favorite charecter.
And he was such a nice guy (The Last Samurai). And yes, I watched uncut version also.
Such and similar hypnotism (also NeuroLinguisticProgramming) in poison for the mind and spirit. Nothing to do with real Religion, nothing to do with real Spirituality.
There's a video on here that shows L. Ron Hubbert junior talking about his father's giant scam called "Scientology" (which is an oxymoron) he actually did satanic rituals because he thought it gave him special powers to influence people, what a douchebag. This goes to show that just because you're famous doesn't mean you aren't a fucking idiot.
The Mission Impossible theme playing in the background while he talks is hilarious...this entire religion is completely based on the Science Fiction writings of L. Ron Hubbard...that's right, SCIENCE FICTION.
I AM NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST, however, i do not think that the narrative of the scientologist story is as ridiculous as you think it is... it is just as ubsurd to believe in Jesus as the king of zombies as it is to believe that all of the aliens where abducted and shipped to Havai when they got theyre souls "kidnaped".
almost all religious narratives are ridiculous, but you are free to believe in anything you want, you should know that because your country was founded on the very those pricipals
@Edgehead178 Quote of Your line: "we've got freedom of expression" - Scientology is exactly all about freedom of expression ;) Ou and By the way, trust more in what Internet writes and Tv shows and You will "DEFFINETLY" gonna have a very "prosper" and "happy" life *cought* *cought*.
@NorbertWaka Yes, they also have freedom of expression. They have these rights but they don't respect the rights of others. I think you're wrong. Scientology is not ALL about freedom of expression because if it was, they wouldn't threaten to track down those who say bad things about them.
@Edgehead178 I actually should not go into these discussions, but hmm i will risk :) I just want You to show me a resource from which You did found out that they threaten down those who say bad things about them if You may? Cause if I personally blame someone or accuse of doing something in a harmful or inapropriate way i do state a facts and nothing but facts. By the way if a scientologist threatens some1 he should not call him self one, as i am more than sure He got it totally wrong.Thank You
@NorbertWaka Go here. These are one of many ways these psychos threaten people who disagree with thim. I found many other examples also. You should research it on your own if you like.
@NorbertWaka Also, I believe that Tom Cruise stated that if the Scientology episode of South Park were to air again, then he would not finish MI III costing studios, workers, and actors millions of dollars. *Ahem* financial TERRORISM
@xMrsGontierx I don't know everything, unless You can show me where i did menshon that. Not? ok however knowing that i know much more than You do makes me more wiser. Good luck not a douche.
@xMrsGontierx cause my origin has nothing to do with english and I know it as much as it suits me? If You would know at least 1/4 of languages i do, then i would say yes we are even. But i somehow think You are not :) + You probably forgot that American/English is not the only language in the world ;) i pitty You knowing only Your Am/En. Have a good day.
So I am trying to figure out which mental illness Tom Cruise has actually developed. Cause he seems really manic, but then there's also the obvious delusional thinking. I mean "you know you're the only one that can really help"? That's even paranoid delusion because of that grandiosity he's getting out of it.
Surely the very fact that there's a figure called "Xenu" should throw people off. It's somewhat of a Human cliche to name aliens with unusual letters like X or Z.
thing is tom cruise talks about just getting rid of drugs and helping people out. Over than that he is a good person.. but Scientology is a bunch of bullshit.
@Izziana you're probably right but while his own impressions of Scientology might be harmless, the actual racket/cult itself believes the practice of psychiatry must be abolished. And I don't think they're very fond of science either, and that to me is why it's unacceptable we've got enough problems already on this planet we don't need people attacking insightful and progressive forms of understanding. What is Scientology going to do about the world and its problems...fuck all is my guess.
Oh man, i wanna see his face after seeing ending of "201" episode. When his face is screwed up from things like this, his face after seeing 201 must.. be.. fkin... awesoome :D
I have issues with about 100% of what Tom Cruise says in this vid. He says they don't look at accidents the way anyone else does. I think athiests, Christians, mormons, and many more types of people would help. Secondly, I don't really see Scientologists being the authorities on getting people off drugs. Seriously, you have to be on crack to even believe that stuff. =/
dude im sorry that comment made me crack up but that last part is bad jst end it at *snorts more coke* cuz that shit is HILARIOUS!!!
like i think u should go on stand up "hey man, i love scientology, it makes so much sense! now where's my coke at? woo! that is good stuff!" then it would b funny. but we get the irony in that until the woo starts. good idea comedian :)
You know.... if this was just regular 'ol Uncle Tom, we'd be visiting him in the state hospital, but because its Top Gun Tom everyone thinks it's ok he acts like this as he could do no wrong....
I'm not one for pill pushing, but get this man on meds...
i say joining the church is a good thing - all those thetans don't want to associate with such fucktards, so they get happy. Ignorance truly is bliss.
FUCK YEAH! What's great about this is, that whole episode revealed "secret" information about Scientology that only high ranking PAYING members of the "church" get. Trey and Matt exposed it on TV and made millions of people laugh! Trey Parker and Matt Stone are literally heroes of our time. Tom Cruise is truly a fucking moron......
Space aliens and mind-probing? He believes that shit? That's worse than any other Religion I've ever seen.....
i'll admit religious deities are some crazy shit that require faith to believe. but come on man? Alien Warlords? Multiple soul clusters causing depressions? DC8s with rocket engines? Giant soul catchers in the sky? if people wanna believe this shit thats fine by me. but don't make these pathetic dumb fucks pay you to "share in your wisdom"
Religion & Scientology are tax-exempt; & like the fairy tales Mother Goose & Jack and the Bean stalk: Written to help the frightened little monkeys sleep at night
The belief in one fairy tale over another is completely arbitrary - And depends on which frightening story you heard as a child
In reality, people are simply afraid of the responsibility associated with having an "internal locus of control" - Thus, they invent saviors to hide behind when it gets dark out at night
Aside from scientology Tom Cruise is batshit crazy and I can't understand a sentence coming from him. Maybe it's because i'm not a scientologist tho i guess that's why.
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My God people...stop picking on Cruise about scientology!!! He has the right to follow whatever religion he wants and who the hell are we to judge anyone about their chosen religion?
yea true, but just becasue he's an actor deasant mean he has the right to preach and teach it to the nation on the news media. This stuff is pretty weird..anything that teaches about how to act and say things is pretty fucked up..I say stick to being you and trying the bst you can in this life for you and God!
Man- Tom Cruise used to be normal coherent human being. Back in the Top Gun, Days of Thunder days I actually admired him as an actor. Unfortunately, his new belief system has transformed him into someone with the credibility of a crack smoker. Poor Katie Holmes- she had potential.
he sounds crazy...life is not a sci-fi movie..this is worst than mormons
DatzTryps 5 days ago
Scientology just proves how retarded people who follow religions really are.... their story is just as idiotic as most holy books.
If you mock them while you blindly follow a religion yourself you are a hypocrite.
If scientology was given a thousand years to be misinterpreted it would possibly overtake the other world religions.
roflcopterkklol 1 month ago 2
@roflcopterkklol The ONLY retarded person I see in the room is YOU.Why must you ASSHOLES denigrate other people's decisions? So what you don't believe in religion. That is YOUR choice. But just because I don't subscribe to YOUR way of thinking gives you no right to call names. So with that being said...FUCK YOU!
FRANKFUZZYNUTZ 2 weeks ago
@FRANKFUZZYNUTZ I would rather be an ass hole than a blind imbecile.
roflcopterkklol 1 week ago
@roflcopterkklol Bring a fan, moron. It's gonna get awfully TOASTY where you're headed!!!
FRANKFUZZYNUTZ 1 week ago
@FRANKFUZZYNUTZ What a compelling argument. "You're a retard, and an asshole! Stop being mean to me! Fuck you!" Besides, its absolutely fine to confront people about their decisions. Ever heard of crack? I would certainly confront a cared about human being if they got addicted to crack. Scientology on the other hand is just a terrible excuse for trying to get over your depression, like most religions. It's just the creator Scientology was popular for his SCIENCE FICTION.
GuyOnChair 1 week ago
@FRANKFUZZYNUTZ Lol, never-mind, I tend to forget sometimes, you must be a troll, my bad bro :)
GuyOnChair 1 week ago
@GuyOnChair The ONLY troll I see is your mother AFTER stepping down from her step-ladder and giving me the best blow job EVER! That reminds me...where's your SISTER?
FRANKFUZZYNUTZ 5 days ago
@FRANKFUZZYNUTZ Oh boy! How dare thee involve my family in a very twelve-year-old humored response! I am absolutely outraged.
GuyOnChair 4 days ago
@GuyOnChair I'm moving on...It's IMPOSSIBLE to have a battle of wits with an UNARMED moron!
FRANKFUZZYNUTZ 2 days ago
@FRANKFUZZYNUTZ Unarmed moron? You've just been telling people to fuck themselves this whole time.
GuyOnChair 3 hours ago
@roflcopterkklol You're a...um...what's that word? Oh, yeah.....an asshole!
FRANKFUZZYNUTZ 2 weeks ago
@roflcopterkklol Hey YouTube....You deleted my last post!!! Can I say "PHUQUE EWE"? Is that ok?
FRANKFUZZYNUTZ 2 weeks ago
Maybe its all an act. What a feather that would be in hit cap.
finance485 1 month ago
LOL
Mineblox123 1 month ago
My Gewd! I am now a sciontologist! southpark has shown me the truth! it makes so much sense I was such a fool
20musicfreak20 2 months ago
why would he wish the world was a better place if he sees the world in his vision?
hiddentreazure 2 months ago
He is one weird character with a weird artificial laugh believing in a weird man-made artificial religion.
opsvideo2008 3 months ago
nvm :P hahaha the weed took of ;) I got lost a sec :D
and YES its a normal effect you retards :P otherwise ive never said it ;) hahaha.
Sry again :') <3
SweNoXc 4 months ago
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SweNoXc 4 months ago
He thinks he's a doctor, a fireman, a first responder.For an EMT people like that only get in the way, and if anything, delay response and adequate care for the victims.
k92ubabethefirst 4 months ago
*Fender bender*
Peter Griffin: Certified CPR; don't anyone panic.
Guy 2: What the hell you doing?!
"get to you in a moment, sir. all rite i gotta check and see if he soiled himself. Sir, sir!"
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Sir, I've got to check and see if you soiled yourself.
get off me!
Sir i need you to stop struggling.
Get off him, you jackass!
Sir, I'm gonna need you to step back. alrite looks like we're clean down here. You guys take it easy. Dont thank me; just pay it forward.
Mirani2 2 months ago
Whilst I agree that Scientology is a loony religion as a Dawkins loving atheist i have to say that it is no more loony than any - we are just more used to the old ones. You could satirise any of them - just take a bit of Leviticus, i am sure SP could make that look just as crazy.
Tom Cruise is quite scarily unbalanced, how does Katie Holmes put up with it?
I was horrified to find out that Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee are Scientologists. They seem so nice!
purplevolcano 4 months ago
tom cruise is fuckin nuts....whats wrong with him?
414203 4 months ago
Tom Cruise: "I'd like to go on vacation and romp and play..."
Okay. Now Google "Tom Cruise vacation spots" and see where the selfless, world saving scientologist Tom Cruise spends his time off.
velveetaslingshot 5 months ago
They lost me at "an alien reason"
Xagneto 5 months ago
Forget Scientology. Join the Church of Monday Night Football. You only meet during football season and you get to have beer, pizza and see good looking girls on the field at half time. You don't have to believe anything bizarrre.
Cubatraveler 6 months ago
@Cubatraveler
When you put it that way, I think that I am ready for some football.
AtheistExplains 6 months ago
Tom cruise makes my insanely devout christian aunt seem like she's fucking confucius. TOM CRUISE I HOPE YOU READ THIS! YOU AND SCIENTOLOGY ARE FRUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIITTCCCCAAAKKKKEEESSS!!!!!
JetBlackNero 6 months ago
apparantly only scientologist can help 0:52
so if a normal, functioning, mentally stable, intelligent, not so gulliable (non scientologist) person invents a cure for cancer, BUT they aren't a scientologist, you should die instead. Because as Tom Cruise (which is a byword for fuckwit) says. Only a scientologist can help.
FUCK THAT.
TheWenis666 7 months ago
I love Tom Cruise even more now! He cracked me up when he jumped on Oprah's couch, but he just acts so INSANE that he makes me laugh. And I like people who make me laugh.
lexikalfanfic 7 months ago
Epic video editing dude. Perfect blend of South Park awesomeness and random WTF is wrong with Tom Cruise footage.
TrailGator01 7 months ago
this episode is the reason chef isnt on the show anymore. the actor didnt want them to do this, and they told him they were going to anyways. its a funny episode, no reason to quit the show over it. offending scientologists isnt a big deal because they have already offended thousands of more people with other episodes. i think the voice of chef should come back, or maybe get someone who can do the same voice. chef was my favorite charecter.
Comicmaker0559 8 months ago
There's no limit for how much bullshit a person can believe.
PanzarMetal 8 months ago
Tom Cruise... is... a nut job.
WritingJenny73070 8 months ago
what a major dick head!
car2nistrob 8 months ago
what I'm major dick head!
car2nistrob 8 months ago
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ME AND MY FRIENDS MADE A PARODY VIDEO OF SCIENTOLOGY! IT IS VERY FUNNY WATCH IT ON MY CHANNEL PLEASE!
MrMovieRemakes 9 months ago
ru serious? ppl believe this shit? hahhahaahahh holy shit yo. ppl r fuckin stupid.
DrGreenthumbfour20 9 months ago
@DrGreenthumbfour20 pay more attention in school
Framedmact 9 months ago
they should make a religion where they study psychology and somehow brainwash everybody to just be happy and successful somehow...
Since1907baby 10 months ago
how much did they pay tom cruise to do this...it must have been A LOT
Since1907baby 10 months ago
did someone say batshit crazy :D
Ur1z13l 10 months ago
wow. hes a fucking idiot.
DBZdumbass555 10 months ago
Religion=Ignorance
daTutankabron 10 months ago
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PAY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR THIS SECRET INFORMATION. DAMN YOU SOUTH PARK!
john17972 11 months ago
YOU ARE SO SUED!
Kentsu827 11 months ago
I'm as high as xenu
LFraudHubbard 11 months ago 2
i think hes high
SouthApe 1 year ago 2
Your description is wrong.It should be ''Warning:If you are a scientologist go fuck yourselves cause you deserve to be offended...
flamesdemon19 1 year ago 41
@flamesdemon19 Warning: If you are a scientologist, you deserve to be ass fucked to death with the stump end of one of your own limbs.
Mirani2 2 months ago
Yep, keep telling yourself you're not Gay Tom. All this Scientology Stuff is a distraction from the truth he can't accept.
sweetlilchickie1985 1 year ago
And he was such a nice guy (The Last Samurai). And yes, I watched uncut version also.
Such and similar hypnotism (also NeuroLinguisticProgramming) in poison for the mind and spirit. Nothing to do with real Religion, nothing to do with real Spirituality.
gdrlmn 1 year ago
Lmfao their wearing 3-D classes hahahaha
12jlees 1 year ago
This guy is ridiculous.
No, seriously..
blugublu 1 year ago
Things I always see when I enter the internet:
sexism
swearing
religion insults, specially christianity for some stupid reason even though is one of the most sane religions out there
veget0010 1 year ago
@veget0010 you must not get out much
queefus 1 year ago
@veget0010 sane... relatively speaking. as long as the old testament isn't followed too closer and just stick to Christ
oddjob29 1 year ago
what a tripper no wonder nichole dumped your fried ass, unfortunately I think he has sucked C Diaze in
Roxy4217 1 year ago
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Roxy4217 1 year ago
Dude, this guy is a total fudgepacker
pwngrinder 1 year ago 24
tom cruise invented pink
GnarlyN1kAndZ4ch1 1 year ago
There's a video on here that shows L. Ron Hubbert junior talking about his father's giant scam called "Scientology" (which is an oxymoron) he actually did satanic rituals because he thought it gave him special powers to influence people, what a douchebag. This goes to show that just because you're famous doesn't mean you aren't a fucking idiot.
Shenanigasm 1 year ago
Really, how more ridiculous is Scientology than all the other wacky religions such as Christianity, Judaism and Islam? None. They are all made up.
AtGiza 1 year ago
και ναι τωρα μπορω να πω(μετα απο λιγο διαβασμα)
οτι αυτα που πιστευουν ειναι λιγο ακυρα....
elis2150 1 year ago
im watching this right now xD
TheGame420Hurricane 1 year ago
marklar marklar
gamingeugenics 1 year ago
this guy is fucked in the head
sportislife4 1 year ago 2
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this guy is ffffucked
sportislife4 1 year ago
this guy is ffffucked
sportislife4 1 year ago
Christ, Tom Cruise seems more genuine in his movies than he does in real life
JRR951 1 year ago
GIANT SOUL CATCHERS IN THE SKY lol
somejarhead 1 year ago
hahahaha
TheForsberg2009 1 year ago
The Mission Impossible theme playing in the background while he talks is hilarious...this entire religion is completely based on the Science Fiction writings of L. Ron Hubbard...that's right, SCIENCE FICTION.
grsurflove 1 year ago
I AM NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST, however, i do not think that the narrative of the scientologist story is as ridiculous as you think it is... it is just as ubsurd to believe in Jesus as the king of zombies as it is to believe that all of the aliens where abducted and shipped to Havai when they got theyre souls "kidnaped".
almost all religious narratives are ridiculous, but you are free to believe in anything you want, you should know that because your country was founded on the very those pricipals
MrTochigui 1 year ago
take the wrong drugs with the wrong mindset and this is what happens to you
SmokenAces 1 year ago
scientology, pfhh-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! south park is genius
atomichead777 1 year ago
I bet he's laughing because he knowns that whole cult is a scam!
Whatismynamebrotha 1 year ago
Scientology sucks!!!!
aylenlake17 1 year ago
the south park episode wasnt far from what scientology believe in and that is so crazy!
iampotts02 1 year ago
Katie Holmes must be one screwed up little girl.
BanPhotoRadar 1 year ago
Anyone know what this version of the Mission Impossible theme called? Thanks.
Daedriic 1 year ago
Wow. What a douche bag! Haha
IAmLosAngeles1 1 year ago
I think Lord Xinu is more possible than lets say....the christian religion.....not very probable tho.....except for the "soul" stuff
Tom Cruise wants to go on Vacation hahahaha....pooooor ol Tom Cruise, i would like to see him last one single day at my job. Fucking prick
eastcoaster54 1 year ago
tom cruise=========fukwitt !!
MrSoup69 1 year ago
Wow, scientology is incredibly retarded.
CraZyRicky086 1 year ago
@Edgehead178 Quote of Your line: "we've got freedom of expression" - Scientology is exactly all about freedom of expression ;) Ou and By the way, trust more in what Internet writes and Tv shows and You will "DEFFINETLY" gonna have a very "prosper" and "happy" life *cought* *cought*.
Have a better day mate :)
NorbertWaka 1 year ago
@NorbertWaka Yes, they also have freedom of expression. They have these rights but they don't respect the rights of others. I think you're wrong. Scientology is not ALL about freedom of expression because if it was, they wouldn't threaten to track down those who say bad things about them.
Edgehead178 1 year ago
@Edgehead178 I actually should not go into these discussions, but hmm i will risk :) I just want You to show me a resource from which You did found out that they threaten down those who say bad things about them if You may? Cause if I personally blame someone or accuse of doing something in a harmful or inapropriate way i do state a facts and nothing but facts. By the way if a scientologist threatens some1 he should not call him self one, as i am more than sure He got it totally wrong.Thank You
NorbertWaka 1 year ago
@NorbertWaka Go here. These are one of many ways these psychos threaten people who disagree with thim. I found many other examples also. You should research it on your own if you like.
Edgehead178 1 year ago
@NorbertWaka holysmoke[dot]org/cos/a-scientologist-sent-death-threats[dot]htm
Edgehead178 1 year ago
@NorbertWaka Also, I believe that Tom Cruise stated that if the Scientology episode of South Park were to air again, then he would not finish MI III costing studios, workers, and actors millions of dollars. *Ahem* financial TERRORISM
Edgehead178 1 year ago 3
@NorbertWaka Dude, stop acting like you know everything, because you look like a douche.
xMrsGontierx 1 year ago
@xMrsGontierx I don't know everything, unless You can show me where i did menshon that. Not? ok however knowing that i know much more than You do makes me more wiser. Good luck not a douche.
NorbertWaka 1 year ago
@NorbertWaka you don't have to fucking say it...your personality is screaming douche. lol
xMrsGontierx 1 year ago
@NorbertWaka Oh and I do not trust our media if that's what you were insinuating. I research things and check their validity.
Edgehead178 1 year ago
@NorbertWaka dude...can you fucking spell right? ffs.
xMrsGontierx 1 year ago
@xMrsGontierx cause my origin has nothing to do with english and I know it as much as it suits me? If You would know at least 1/4 of languages i do, then i would say yes we are even. But i somehow think You are not :) + You probably forgot that American/English is not the only language in the world ;) i pitty You knowing only Your Am/En. Have a good day.
NorbertWaka 1 year ago
@NorbertWaka You just proved my point that your a douche lmao. oh so NOW you spell right? :D
xMrsGontierx 1 year ago
Tom Cruise is light in the loafers.
anvilofcrom 1 year ago
2:35 scariest shit ever
JOSUE1987 1 year ago
So I am trying to figure out which mental illness Tom Cruise has actually developed. Cause he seems really manic, but then there's also the obvious delusional thinking. I mean "you know you're the only one that can really help"? That's even paranoid delusion because of that grandiosity he's getting out of it.
Heligoland43 1 year ago
Surely the very fact that there's a figure called "Xenu" should throw people off. It's somewhat of a Human cliche to name aliens with unusual letters like X or Z.
BlueVane 1 year ago
kifflom brother brother ( lol, gta reference)
majorasmask421 1 year ago
thing is tom cruise talks about just getting rid of drugs and helping people out. Over than that he is a good person.. but Scientology is a bunch of bullshit.
Izziana 1 year ago
@Izziana you're probably right but while his own impressions of Scientology might be harmless, the actual racket/cult itself believes the practice of psychiatry must be abolished. And I don't think they're very fond of science either, and that to me is why it's unacceptable we've got enough problems already on this planet we don't need people attacking insightful and progressive forms of understanding. What is Scientology going to do about the world and its problems...fuck all is my guess.
temptationofmemories 1 year ago
ok Tom, what are you smoken
babygirl91580 1 year ago
Tom Cruise is a dumbass
christycrab76 1 year ago 2
Oh man, i wanna see his face after seeing ending of "201" episode. When his face is screwed up from things like this, his face after seeing 201 must.. be.. fkin... awesoome :D
vojmor 1 year ago
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South Park still the best show out there. Just saw it online at lastnightstvshows (.) com
futuristicidea87 1 year ago
Tom Cruise is a fucking retard
1987PULA 1 year ago
Tom Cruise is a short stupid fuck.
Holdtheline07 1 year ago
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@gloriousbatttle You trying to get some dick off Tom Cruise, man?
GloriousReturns 1 year ago
@gloriousbatttle You trying to get some dick off Tom Cruise, man?
GloriousReturns 1 year ago
OKAY HE IS A DUMB ASS because A MOTHER FUCKIN ALIEN FELL DOWN ON MOTHER FUKIN EARTH AND SOME HOW LANDED AND IN A FUKIN VOLCANO
WHAT THE FUCK HE EVEN LAUGHS LIKE A CRACK HEAD
benjak134 1 year ago
Gotta love that Mission Impossible theme in the background every time they switch to Cruise.
Hail Lord Xenu!
GloriousReturns 1 year ago
I have issues with about 100% of what Tom Cruise says in this vid. He says they don't look at accidents the way anyone else does. I think athiests, Christians, mormons, and many more types of people would help. Secondly, I don't really see Scientologists being the authorities on getting people off drugs. Seriously, you have to be on crack to even believe that stuff. =/
rasmusfan92 1 year ago
Tom Cruise is a tool
monchengladbach1 2 years ago 6
@monchengladbach1 yes fuckin sir he is.
beergut66 2 years ago
Scientology can't make him taller
anaconda8x6 2 years ago 37
tom cruise is moron and guys from south park rly fucked him up and made im look like a complete idiot, thats why i love south park
invalidumozak 2 years ago 3
I think that Scientology makes a lot of sense. I mean, all those aliens... Zenu... makes a lot of sense...
*snorts more coke*
WOO!!! That is GOOOOD stufff....
slightlyinsane25 2 years ago 5
dude im sorry that comment made me crack up but that last part is bad jst end it at *snorts more coke* cuz that shit is HILARIOUS!!!
like i think u should go on stand up "hey man, i love scientology, it makes so much sense! now where's my coke at? woo! that is good stuff!" then it would b funny. but we get the irony in that until the woo starts. good idea comedian :)
gDisk12 2 years ago
@gDisk12 Thanks man =)
slightlyinsane25 2 years ago
more like acid.
NoSChRoMe 1 year ago
fail
misha321000 2 years ago
You know.... if this was just regular 'ol Uncle Tom, we'd be visiting him in the state hospital, but because its Top Gun Tom everyone thinks it's ok he acts like this as he could do no wrong....
I'm not one for pill pushing, but get this man on meds...
deargodY 2 years ago 4
i say joining the church is a good thing - all those thetans don't want to associate with such fucktards, so they get happy. Ignorance truly is bliss.
yanivp1 2 years ago
oly shit
alphamax03 2 years ago
tom cruise is fucking nuts
jeebs15 2 years ago 5
FUCK YEAH! What's great about this is, that whole episode revealed "secret" information about Scientology that only high ranking PAYING members of the "church" get. Trey and Matt exposed it on TV and made millions of people laugh! Trey Parker and Matt Stone are literally heroes of our time. Tom Cruise is truly a fucking moron......
Space aliens and mind-probing? He believes that shit? That's worse than any other Religion I've ever seen.....
JOKERSFREAK 2 years ago 31
Excuse me, I meant Cult........
JOKERSFREAK 2 years ago 2
I always thought that Tom Cruise was an idiotic midget brain dead moron.
Being so short in height, and even shorter in neurone count just made him repulsive to me.
This dope has the IQ of a shrimp cocktail.
And when he laughs so stupidly about everything, I just feel like puking.
May XENU have mercy on his fucking soul.
WHAT AN IDIOT !!
mendizaleak85 2 years ago 2
im a Cruisenist , anyone care to join my cult ?
balletjebal 2 years ago
the worst about scientology isnt their stupid belief... other religions is just as stupid... the worste is that they destroy peoples lives!
cocioisahamster 2 years ago 2
i'll admit religious deities are some crazy shit that require faith to believe. but come on man? Alien Warlords? Multiple soul clusters causing depressions? DC8s with rocket engines? Giant soul catchers in the sky? if people wanna believe this shit thats fine by me. but don't make these pathetic dumb fucks pay you to "share in your wisdom"
Hipno702 1 year ago
fuckin cult leader
dietrying1 2 years ago 2
All those spirits? I'm thinkin they attached themselves to Scientologists, and celebrities are now the cause of all our woes.
PadraikKasier 2 years ago
I know it's been said a million times, but...
Tom Cruise... what a fucking moron...
teec19 2 years ago
so true...
rotfmol 2 years ago
haha nice editing, love the laugh-edit
Imthekey 2 years ago
who is xenu?
MOTAMOBOLOS 2 years ago
lol... love the mission impossible music in the background
ArdyMcHardy 2 years ago 3
scientology is stupid
earearman 2 years ago 3
did he just say
when he drives past an accident hes the only one who can help
YEAH FUCK THE PARAMEDICS!!!
daem0nclaw 2 years ago 12
i fuckin´ hate Tom Cruise.
Scientology scum.
BlackWallStreet2007 2 years ago 2
or tom cruise
raith1986 3 years ago 3
haha i like it
kaine180 2 years ago
never trust an actor
raith1986 3 years ago 6
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mo0ndoggie 3 years ago
I wouldnt care about sciencetolagy if it was just another silly story but things like fair game restricting freedom of speach ect
Haza3666 3 years ago
Religion & Scientology are tax-exempt; & like the fairy tales Mother Goose & Jack and the Bean stalk: Written to help the frightened little monkeys sleep at night
The belief in one fairy tale over another is completely arbitrary - And depends on which frightening story you heard as a child
In reality, people are simply afraid of the responsibility associated with having an "internal locus of control" - Thus, they invent saviors to hide behind when it gets dark out at night
sugarpuddin88 2 years ago 4
@sugarpuddin88 i feel sad for you because when we die i will look down at you burning in hell and say sorry no water for you bitch.
Stepupchuk 2 years ago
Aside from scientology Tom Cruise is batshit crazy and I can't understand a sentence coming from him. Maybe it's because i'm not a scientologist tho i guess that's why.
kennynthefriends 3 years ago
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My God people...stop picking on Cruise about scientology!!! He has the right to follow whatever religion he wants and who the hell are we to judge anyone about their chosen religion?
xBellatrixLestrangex 3 years ago
except its not a religion. its a cult
MaciejBergen 3 years ago 33
hear hear brother
Brandiole 3 years ago 4
@MaciejBergen ALL RELIGION IS A CULT!
MOV13M4ST3R 1 year ago
@MaciejBergen All religions are cults.
globalchaos1984 1 year ago
@MaciejBergen You give it too much credit. It's not a cult, it's a racket.
crocop0514 1 year ago 2
You are right Bella
ExNihiloJimmy 2 years ago
yea true, but just becasue he's an actor deasant mean he has the right to preach and teach it to the nation on the news media. This stuff is pretty weird..anything that teaches about how to act and say things is pretty fucked up..I say stick to being you and trying the bst you can in this life for you and God!
20091cali 2 years ago
tom is a good actor, too bad that he supports that dumb scientology, which is soo fake
cruzholland 3 years ago
el ron hubbard would be rolling in his grave if he knew people took this shit serious
godofwatt 3 years ago
Finally South Park have covered Scientology with shit......well done!!
Fuck you all scientologists!!!
maurimassari 3 years ago 21
CULT
SecretCrowds44 3 years ago
scientology is just as stupid as any other religion.
logsl25 3 years ago 6
actually is dumber.
antVJ 3 years ago 4
Man- Tom Cruise used to be normal coherent human being. Back in the Top Gun, Days of Thunder days I actually admired him as an actor. Unfortunately, his new belief system has transformed him into someone with the credibility of a crack smoker. Poor Katie Holmes- she had potential.
carguymitch 3 years ago 4
zenu is pleased. Zenu has successfully fried Tom Cruise's brain. Hail Lord Zenu. I await your command my powerful master!
cellblockearth 3 years ago