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  • he sounds crazy...life is not a sci-fi movie..this is worst than mormons

  • Scientology just proves how retarded people who follow religions really are.... their story is just as idiotic as most holy books.

    If you mock them while you blindly follow a religion yourself you are a hypocrite.

    If scientology was given a thousand years to be misinterpreted it would possibly overtake the other world religions.

  • @roflcopterkklol The ONLY retarded person I see in the room is YOU.Why must you ASSHOLES denigrate other people's decisions? So what you don't believe in religion. That is YOUR choice. But just because I don't subscribe to YOUR way of thinking gives you no right to call names. So with that being said...FUCK YOU!

  • @FRANKFUZZYNUTZ I would rather be an ass hole than a blind imbecile.

  • @roflcopterkklol Bring a fan, moron. It's gonna get awfully TOASTY where you're headed!!!

  • @FRANKFUZZYNUTZ What a compelling argument. "You're a retard, and an asshole! Stop being mean to me! Fuck you!" Besides, its absolutely fine to confront people about their decisions. Ever heard of crack? I would certainly confront a cared about human being if they got addicted to crack. Scientology on the other hand is just a terrible excuse for trying to get over your depression, like most religions. It's just the creator Scientology was popular for his SCIENCE FICTION.

  • @FRANKFUZZYNUTZ Lol, never-mind, I tend to forget sometimes, you must be a troll, my bad bro :)

  • @GuyOnChair The ONLY troll I see is your mother AFTER stepping down from her step-ladder and giving me the best blow job EVER! That reminds me...where's your SISTER?

  • @FRANKFUZZYNUTZ Oh boy! How dare thee involve my family in a very twelve-year-old humored response! I am absolutely outraged.

  • @GuyOnChair I'm moving on...It's IMPOSSIBLE to have a battle of wits with an UNARMED moron!

  • @FRANKFUZZYNUTZ Unarmed moron? You've just been telling people to fuck themselves this whole time.

  • @roflcopterkklol You're a...um...what's that word? Oh, yeah.....an asshole!

  • @roflcopterkklol Hey YouTube....You deleted my last post!!! Can I say "PHUQUE EWE"? Is that ok?

  • Maybe its all an act. What a feather that would be in hit cap.

  • LOL

  • My Gewd! I am now a sciontologist! southpark has shown me the truth! it makes so much sense I was such a fool

  • why would he wish the world was a better place if he sees the world in his vision?

  • He is one weird character with a weird artificial laugh believing in a weird man-made artificial religion.

  • nvm :P hahaha the weed took of ;) I got lost a sec :D

    and YES its a normal effect you retards :P otherwise ive never said it ;) hahaha.

    Sry again :') <3

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  • He thinks he's a doctor, a fireman, a first responder.For an EMT people like that only get in the way, and if anything, delay response and adequate care for the victims.

  • *Fender bender*

    Peter Griffin: Certified CPR; don't anyone panic.

    Guy 2: What the hell you doing?!

    "get to you in a moment, sir. all rite i gotta check and see if he soiled himself. Sir, sir!"

    Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with you?!

    Sir, I've got to check and see if you soiled yourself.

    get off me!

    Sir i need you to stop struggling.

    Get off him, you jackass!

    Sir, I'm gonna need you to step back. alrite looks like we're clean down here. You guys take it easy. Dont thank me; just pay it forward.

  • Whilst I agree that Scientology is a loony religion as a Dawkins loving atheist i have to say that it is no more loony than any - we are just more used to the old ones. You could satirise any of them - just take a bit of Leviticus, i am sure SP could make that look just as crazy.

    Tom Cruise is quite scarily unbalanced, how does Katie Holmes put up with it?

    I was horrified to find out that Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee are Scientologists. They seem so nice!

  • tom cruise is fuckin nuts....whats wrong with him?

  • Tom Cruise: "I'd like to go on vacation and romp and play..."

    Okay. Now Google "Tom Cruise vacation spots" and see where the selfless, world saving scientologist Tom Cruise spends his time off.

  • They lost me at "an alien reason"

  • Forget Scientology. Join the Church of Monday Night Football. You only meet during football season and you get to have beer, pizza and see good looking girls on the field at half time. You don't have to believe anything bizarrre.

  • @Cubatraveler

    When you put it that way, I think that I am ready for some football.

  • Tom cruise makes my insanely devout christian aunt seem like she's fucking confucius. TOM CRUISE I HOPE YOU READ THIS! YOU AND SCIENTOLOGY ARE FRUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIITTCCC­CAAAKKKKEEESSS!!!!!

  • apparantly only scientologist can help 0:52

    so if a normal, functioning, mentally stable, intelligent, not so gulliable (non scientologist) person invents a cure for cancer, BUT they aren't a scientologist, you should die instead. Because as Tom Cruise (which is a byword for fuckwit) says. Only a scientologist can help.

    FUCK THAT.

  • I love Tom Cruise even more now! He cracked me up when he jumped on Oprah's couch, but he just acts so INSANE that he makes me laugh. And I like people who make me laugh.

  • Epic video editing dude. Perfect blend of South Park awesomeness and random WTF is wrong with Tom Cruise footage.

  • this episode is the reason chef isnt on the show anymore. the actor didnt want them to do this, and they told him they were going to anyways. its a funny episode, no reason to quit the show over it. offending scientologists isnt a big deal because they have already offended thousands of more people with other episodes. i think the voice of chef should come back, or maybe get someone who can do the same voice. chef was my favorite charecter.

  • There's no limit for how much bullshit a person can believe.

  • Tom Cruise... is... a nut job. 

  • what a major dick head!

  • what I'm major dick head!

  • ru serious? ppl believe this shit? hahhahaahahh holy shit yo. ppl r fuckin stupid.

  • @DrGreenthumbfour20 pay more attention in school

  • they should make a religion where they study psychology and somehow brainwash everybody to just be happy and successful somehow...

  • how much did they pay tom cruise to do this...it must have been A LOT

  • did someone say batshit crazy :D

  • wow. hes a fucking idiot.

  • Religion=Ignorance

  • YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PAY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR THIS SECRET INFORMATION. DAMN YOU SOUTH PARK!

  • YOU ARE SO SUED!

  • I'm as high as xenu

  • i think hes high

  • Your description is wrong.It should be ''Warning:If you are a scientologist go fuck yourselves cause you deserve to be offended...

  • @flamesdemon19 Warning: If you are a scientologist, you deserve to be ass fucked to death with the stump end of one of your own limbs.

  • Yep, keep telling yourself you're not Gay Tom. All this Scientology Stuff is a distraction from the truth he can't accept.

  • And he was such a nice guy (The Last Samurai). And yes, I watched uncut version also.

    Such and similar hypnotism (also NeuroLinguisticProgramming) in poison for the mind and spirit. Nothing to do with real Religion, nothing to do with real Spirituality.

  • Lmfao their wearing 3-D classes hahahaha

  • This guy is ridiculous.

    No, seriously..

  • Things I always see when I enter the internet:

    sexism

    swearing

    religion insults, specially christianity for some stupid reason even though is one of the most sane religions out there

  • @veget0010 you must not get out much

  • @veget0010 sane... relatively speaking. as long as the old testament isn't followed too closer and just stick to Christ

  • what a tripper no wonder nichole dumped your fried ass, unfortunately I think he has sucked C Diaze in

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  • Dude, this guy is a total fudgepacker

  • tom cruise invented pink

  • There's a video on here that shows L. Ron Hubbert junior talking about his father's giant scam called "Scientology" (which is an oxymoron) he actually did satanic rituals because he thought it gave him special powers to influence people, what a douchebag. This goes to show that just because you're famous doesn't mean you aren't a fucking idiot.

  • Really, how more ridiculous is Scientology than all the other wacky religions such as Christianity, Judaism and Islam? None. They are all made up.

  • και ναι τωρα μπορω να πω(μετα απο λιγο διαβασμα)

    οτι αυτα που πιστευουν ειναι λιγο ακυρα....

  • im watching this right now xD

  • marklar marklar

  • this guy is fucked in the head

  • this guy is ffffucked

  • Christ, Tom Cruise seems more genuine in his movies than he does in real life

  • GIANT SOUL CATCHERS IN THE SKY lol

  • hahahaha

  • The Mission Impossible theme playing in the background while he talks is hilarious...this entire religion is completely based on the Science Fiction writings of L. Ron Hubbard...that's right, SCIENCE FICTION.

  • I AM NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST, however, i do not think that the narrative of the scientologist story is as ridiculous as you think it is... it is just as ubsurd to believe in Jesus as the king of zombies as it is to believe that all of the aliens where abducted and shipped to Havai when they got theyre souls "kidnaped".

    almost all religious narratives are ridiculous, but you are free to believe in anything you want, you should know that because your country was founded on the very those pricipals

  • take the wrong drugs with the wrong mindset and this is what happens to you

  • scientology, pfhh-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! south park is genius

  • I bet he's laughing because he knowns that whole cult is a scam!

  • Scientology sucks!!!!

  • the south park episode wasnt far from what scientology believe in and that is so crazy!

  • Katie Holmes must be one screwed up little girl.

  • Anyone know what this version of the Mission Impossible theme called? Thanks.

  • Wow. What a douche bag! Haha

  • I think Lord Xinu is more possible than lets say....the christian religion.....not very probable tho.....except for the "soul" stuff

    Tom Cruise wants to go on Vacation hahahaha....pooooor ol Tom Cruise, i would like to see him last one single day at my job. Fucking prick

  • tom cruise=========fukwitt !!

  • Wow, scientology is incredibly retarded.

  • @Edgehead178 Quote of Your line: "we've got freedom of expression" - Scientology is exactly all about freedom of expression ;) Ou and By the way, trust more in what Internet writes and Tv shows and You will "DEFFINETLY" gonna have a very "prosper" and "happy" life *cought* *cought*.

    Have a better day mate :)

  • @NorbertWaka Yes, they also have freedom of expression. They have these rights but they don't respect the rights of others. I think you're wrong. Scientology is not ALL about freedom of expression because if it was, they wouldn't threaten to track down those who say bad things about them.

  • @Edgehead178 I actually should not go into these discussions, but hmm i will risk :) I just want You to show me a resource from which You did found out that they threaten down those who say bad things about them if You may? Cause if I personally blame someone or accuse of doing something in a harmful or inapropriate way i do state a facts and nothing but facts. By the way if a scientologist threatens some1 he should not call him self one, as i am more than sure He got it totally wrong.Thank You

  • @NorbertWaka Go here. These are one of many ways these psychos threaten people who disagree with thim. I found many other examples also. You should research it on your own if you like.

  • @NorbertWaka  holysmoke[dot]org/cos/a-scient­ologist-sent-death-threats[dot­]htm

  • @NorbertWaka Also, I believe that Tom Cruise stated that if the Scientology episode of South Park were to air again, then he would not finish MI III costing studios, workers, and actors millions of dollars. *Ahem* financial TERRORISM

  • @NorbertWaka Dude, stop acting like you know everything, because you look like a douche.

  • @xMrsGontierx I don't know everything, unless You can show me where i did menshon that. Not? ok however knowing that i know much more than You do makes me more wiser. Good luck not a douche.

  • @NorbertWaka you don't have to fucking say it...your personality is screaming douche. lol

  • @NorbertWaka Oh and I do not trust our media if that's what you were insinuating. I research things and check their validity.

  • @NorbertWaka dude...can you fucking spell right? ffs.

  • @xMrsGontierx cause my origin has nothing to do with english and I know it as much as it suits me? If You would know at least 1/4 of languages i do, then i would say yes we are even. But i somehow think You are not :) + You probably forgot that American/English is not the only language in the world ;) i pitty You knowing only Your Am/En. Have a good day.

  • @NorbertWaka You just proved my point that your a douche lmao. oh so NOW you spell right? :D

  • Tom Cruise is light in the loafers.

  • 2:35 scariest shit ever

  • So I am trying to figure out which mental illness Tom Cruise has actually developed. Cause he seems really manic, but then there's also the obvious delusional thinking. I mean "you know you're the only one that can really help"? That's even paranoid delusion because of that grandiosity he's getting out of it.

  • Surely the very fact that there's a figure called "Xenu" should throw people off. It's somewhat of a Human cliche to name aliens with unusual letters like X or Z.

  • kifflom brother brother ( lol, gta reference)

  • thing is tom cruise talks about just getting rid of drugs and helping people out. Over than that he is a good person.. but Scientology is a bunch of bullshit.

  • @Izziana you're probably right but while his own impressions of Scientology might be harmless, the actual racket/cult itself believes the practice of psychiatry must be abolished. And I don't think they're very fond of science either, and that to me is why it's unacceptable we've got enough problems already on this planet we don't need people attacking insightful and progressive forms of understanding. What is Scientology going to do about the world and its problems...fuck all is my guess.

  • ok Tom, what are you smoken

  • Tom Cruise is a dumbass

  • Oh man, i wanna see his face after seeing ending of "201" episode. When his face is screwed up from things like this, his face after seeing 201 must.. be.. fkin... awesoome :D

  • Tom Cruise is a fucking retard

  • Tom Cruise is a short stupid fuck.

  • @gloriousbatttle You trying to get some dick off Tom Cruise, man?

  • OKAY HE IS A DUMB ASS because A MOTHER FUCKIN ALIEN FELL DOWN ON MOTHER FUKIN EARTH AND SOME HOW LANDED AND IN A FUKIN VOLCANO

    WHAT THE FUCK HE EVEN LAUGHS LIKE A CRACK HEAD

  • Gotta love that Mission Impossible theme in the background every time they switch to Cruise.

    Hail Lord Xenu!

  • I have issues with about 100% of what Tom Cruise says in this vid. He says they don't look at accidents the way anyone else does. I think athiests, Christians, mormons, and many more types of people would help. Secondly, I don't really see Scientologists being the authorities on getting people off drugs. Seriously, you have to be on crack to even believe that stuff. =/

  • Tom Cruise is a tool

  • @monchengladbach1 yes fuckin sir he is.

  • Scientology can't make him taller

  • tom cruise is moron and guys from south park rly fucked him up and made im look like a complete idiot, thats why i love south park

  • I think that Scientology makes a lot of sense. I mean, all those aliens... Zenu... makes a lot of sense...

    *snorts more coke*

    WOO!!! That is GOOOOD stufff....

  • dude im sorry that comment made me crack up but that last part is bad jst end it at *snorts more coke* cuz that shit is HILARIOUS!!!

    like i think u should go on stand up "hey man, i love scientology, it makes so much sense! now where's my coke at? woo! that is good stuff!" then it would b funny. but we get the irony in that until the woo starts. good idea comedian :)

  • @gDisk12 Thanks man =)

  • more like acid.

  • fail

  • You know.... if this was just regular 'ol Uncle Tom, we'd be visiting him in the state hospital, but because its Top Gun Tom everyone thinks it's ok he acts like this as he could do no wrong....

    I'm not one for pill pushing, but get this man on meds...

  • i say joining the church is a good thing - all those thetans don't want to associate with such fucktards, so they get happy. Ignorance truly is bliss.

  • oly shit

  • tom cruise is fucking nuts

  • FUCK YEAH! What's great about this is, that whole episode revealed "secret" information about Scientology that only high ranking PAYING members of the "church" get. Trey and Matt exposed it on TV and made millions of people laugh! Trey Parker and Matt Stone are literally heroes of our time. Tom Cruise is truly a fucking moron......

    Space aliens and mind-probing? He believes that shit? That's worse than any other Religion I've ever seen.....

  • Excuse me, I meant Cult........

  • I always thought that Tom Cruise was an idiotic midget brain dead moron.

    Being so short in height, and even shorter in neurone count just made him repulsive to me.

    This dope has the IQ of a shrimp cocktail.

    And when he laughs so stupidly about everything, I just feel like puking.

    May XENU have mercy on his fucking soul.

    WHAT AN IDIOT !!

  • im a Cruisenist , anyone care to join my cult ?

  • the worst about scientology isnt their stupid belief... other religions is just as stupid... the worste is that they destroy peoples lives!

  • i'll admit religious deities are some crazy shit that require faith to believe. but come on man? Alien Warlords? Multiple soul clusters causing depressions? DC8s with rocket engines? Giant soul catchers in the sky? if people wanna believe this shit thats fine by me. but don't make these pathetic dumb fucks pay you to "share in your wisdom"

  • fuckin cult leader

  • All those spirits? I'm thinkin they attached themselves to Scientologists, and celebrities are now the cause of all our woes.

  • I know it's been said a million times, but...

    Tom Cruise... what a fucking moron...

  • so true...

  • haha nice editing, love the laugh-edit

  • who is xenu?

  • lol... love the mission impossible music in the background

  • scientology is stupid

  • did he just say

    when he drives past an accident hes the only one who can help

    YEAH FUCK THE PARAMEDICS!!!

  • i fuckin´ hate Tom Cruise.

    Scientology scum.

  • or tom cruise

  • haha i like it

  • never trust an actor

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  • I wouldnt care about sciencetolagy if it was just another silly story but things like fair game restricting freedom of speach ect

  • Religion & Scientology are tax-exempt; & like the fairy tales Mother Goose & Jack and the Bean stalk: Written to help the frightened little monkeys sleep at night

    The belief in one fairy tale over another is completely arbitrary - And depends on which frightening story you heard as a child

    In reality, people are simply afraid of the responsibility associated with having an "internal locus of control" - Thus, they invent saviors to hide behind when it gets dark out at night

  • @sugarpuddin88 i feel sad for you because when we die i will look down at you burning in hell and say sorry no water for you bitch.

  • Aside from scientology Tom Cruise is batshit crazy and I can't understand a sentence coming from him. Maybe it's because i'm not a scientologist tho i guess that's why.

  • except its not a religion. its a cult

  • hear hear brother

  • @MaciejBergen ALL RELIGION IS A CULT!

  • @MaciejBergen All religions are cults.

  • @MaciejBergen You give it too much credit. It's not a cult, it's a racket.

  • You are right Bella

  • yea true, but just becasue he's an actor deasant mean he has the right to preach and teach it to the nation on the news media. This stuff is pretty weird..anything that teaches about how to act and say things is pretty fucked up..I say stick to being you and trying the bst you can in this life for you and God!

  • tom is a good actor, too bad that he supports that dumb scientology, which is soo fake

  • el ron hubbard would be rolling in his grave if he knew people took this shit serious

  • Finally South Park have covered Scientology with shit......well done!!

    Fuck you all scientologists!!!

  • CULT

  • scientology is just as stupid as any other religion.

  • actually is dumber.

  • Man- Tom Cruise used to be normal coherent human being. Back in the Top Gun, Days of Thunder days I actually admired him as an actor. Unfortunately, his new belief system has transformed him into someone with the credibility of a crack smoker. Poor Katie Holmes- she had potential.

  • zenu is pleased. Zenu has successfully fried Tom Cruise's brain. Hail Lord Zenu. I await your command my powerful master!