Microsoft's CEO, Funny, yet terrif

[SiriusXification]

Ballmer is a nutjob. An adorable nutjob. Like that monkey you pet at the zoo that makes weird faces.

[TNH1n1]

I love this anti-perspiration whoooooo

[Lyricstothego]

This guy is a moron, literally!!!!PS: I HATE THIS COMPANY!!

[GaburIoana]

=)))))))))))))))))))))=)))))) 

[Thomasbrudy]

Worst roommate ever. . .

[toriaezunoakanto]

is there zoo?

[apotheque]

Phony

[dyonson70]

Might have a future in the WWF!

[DavyJones65]

one word for u

Fake

[kristjannuus]

WHO SAID SIT DOWN???????????!!!!!!!!!!!

[Espie1979]

This guy is literally a moron.

[mengle2004]

@Espie1979 Yep, but lucky enough to know Bill in college.

[whostolecarlosrox]

I got 4 words for you:

DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!!

[The1stPoster]

LEEEETS GET READY TO RUUUUUMMMMBBBLLLEEE!!!

[c00lr00ster]

this guy has too much stress



[alifinlex]

1. Developers Bill Gates

2. Developers Eric Schmidt

3. Developers  Steve Jobs

4. Developers Mark Zuckerberg

5. Developers Ali Alizadeh

Yaaaahhhh!!!

[CacaLauncher23]

why is this man the head of a major company?

[lumberj23]

Obviously Microsoft has overclocking.

YAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[Tevaomacuco]

He has to stop doing coke...

[xnovo]

sucker, m$ is the crappest system ever made

[needmost]

@xnovo microsoft isnt a system. noob.

[VIadTheImpaIer]

@xnovo iSuck

[forenschwafler]

Fat money bitch ballmer. His body has the fitness of pure grease in a hot summer day. Sucker.

[drrobertoboogie97]

Oh my God. I feel really sorry for Microsoft. They have an oranguman as a CEO

[david52875]

steve ballmer is a poor noob



[scotte888]

this is why i stick to playstation 3. what a fuckin idiot.........

[angelusp777]

he has a trojan

[symir547]

i like the part where he yells "CMONN!!!!"

[z731a]

He reminds me an orangutan!

[eatcarpet]

I. Love. The. Paycheck. Yeaaaaaaaaaahhh.

[XeadXhot]

This guy is awesomely aweosme, much respect for that kinda confidance.

[jossc]

what a mediatic joke this guy is

[leefbeef]

he loves this company because he recieved infinite supply of cheezburgers

[Khordajj]

Did he pick that intro music? lol

[FRA66ER6]

wth?

[punjab84]

His ass is on fire.

[koeny3333]

What a fucking fat and fat and fat and fat douchebag.

[richterelam]

Shh dont make fun of him. He will make you just VAnish...............

[teejayandrade]

this guy is going to drive the biggest computer company in history right into the ground ! and fast !!! ouch!

[Merlin1940]

@teejayandrade, +1, shorter: this guy is just driving the biggest computer company into history.

Sun 17 Oct 2010 23:13 GMT

[zingalalaify]

That is how people sell shit. LOL...they should use energy in fixing the BSOD instead.

Use Linux, no shit (microsoft clown) .

developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers....

[ytvoice1]

@zingalalaify Linux is fast fast fast fast fast fast....

[Airlienet]

Well at least he's active, unlike your man, jobs who seems to have some form of constipation when he presents something new. don't you think he should get at least a bit exited when he released the iPad/phone4 thingy

[tutorialconr]

We keep coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming !

[giammyzanna]

He's stupid like windows

[ElBurroSabeMasQueYo]

I have 4 words for ya.......I love crack cocaine!! - Steve Ballmer 1999

[Slattsie]

Jesus age....that is scary shit

[avisionofsorrow]

Scariest thing I've ever seen.

[Slattsie]

@avisionofsorrow Do you think this douche has a god complex. holy scary stuff

[avisionofsorrow]

@Slattsie lol Yeah, absolutely. What a nut job.

[avisionofsorrow]

@avisionofsorrow lol amen. Is it any wonder Microsoft are living completely off past successes? Kin is a flop, Xbox still isn't profitable, Zune sucks and Windows loses ground [though very very slowly] every day. I'm not a hater but, well, Ballmer is an unlikeable guy imo.

[Neji1984]

Must be his daily workout.

[SLIPKNOT4747]

dude tourettes must be a bitch for this guy

[ivandjones]

Ooh...its the weirdo on the train that always manages to sit next to me...

[tut54as]

of course you love That Company !!! it's making you rich and rich and rich

[rimtotem]

^^; ppl like this make Windows!?......*backs away slowly*

[ez45]

lol

[Flameingice]

i have four words for u:

1.get

2.some

3.exercise

4.fatty

[steelekilla101]

TRUE AND STRAIGHT!

[creiGnn]

This is what happens when you earn too much money people..

[T1carus]

anyonje would love their company if they payed as much as he gets

[ridyridylimb]

Example for "Asocial Idiots"...Nothing more..

[r0llskyay0]

Haha if this is fake they did a really good job, that looks just like ballmer! retards

[carlomac]

fake?

this is real u idiots.

[rabznath]

@carlomac  Yeah its real...

[PatMurph245]

false and homosexual.

[redsox10708]

FAKE AND GAY

[toxic2k7]

I ..LOVE...THIS...COMPANY aka the money lol

[draculzxc]

kokot

[tech4156]

GAY

[localmove]

fag

[dbtrackz33]

I wish this out of shape dbag would have a heart attack on stage. He cant even talk without being out of breath...

[SplineTol]

and u wonder y all the jobs are going to china

[ThePolicemods]

Lol hes insane

[norex95]

I guess just because you out drink a young Bill Gates at Havard you become a billionaire. Guy is an idiot.

[dliu84]

Mr.Ballmer, IT's time to medicine..

[EdofEngland]

Someone needs to cut down Steve's coke ration... lol.

[utubesux101]

lol 0:22 AH

[psychawareness]

Ballmer is the best person ever. LMAO. I like when he pulls his hamstring.

[d4rksolitude]

@psychawareness Lolol I caught that too

[Bauks]

oh my lol give it up for meeeeee

[teejayandrade]

is this real ?? if so where do i get tickets ????

I gota laugh in person, cause through the computer was just not good enough !

[decaff]

I can't take my eyes off his manboobs. IT HURTS SO MUCH.

[biebboek]

It took me a while to realize that this is real. :').

[Drescher2006]

Best CEO !

Best Company !

[mxpxorsist]

5 words

[geoffreygeoffry]

I think he was trying too hard.

[drygnfyre]

Steve Ballmer just really, really likes his job.

[pratt123]

that and he is just plain nuts.

[RemoteTechnology2012]

I would love to have a crazy CEO like this.

We are searching for a developer.

[NTenshow]

LOL! BEST CEO EVER

[ruimpinho]

Ahahhaahhah xDD

[Acientking88]

Well actually he s the only one who would do or well dare to do this,work is the playground and he just proved it :)

[lilryanps3]

haha this guy is mint!

[zamrock20]

lol i love this guy

[relax924]

What was more worse for Microsoft, this or when 98 crashed on stage for Bill Gates?

[BennyPootron]

the 98 crash.

[UNIXg33k]

Steve Ballmer, No-Doz, black coffee and RedBull.... now *that's* terrifying!!!

[po0oz]

1. Developers

2. Developers

3. Developers

4. Developers1. Developers

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3. Developers

4. Developers1. Developers

2. Developers

3. Developers

4. Developers

[EXpressDTruth]

How is this terrifying? It's friggin' hilarious.

You can tell that the guy can't dance even if his life depended on it.

[SinnerJ]

He must of had couple of shots before coming up on stage.... I totally understand. Thinking too hard to entertain the audience becomes a hassle, them get drunk and do the most random acts to some what get half the results... as for the other half... I don't even need to mention it lol.

[LindB377]

more like a couple of lines!

[UNIXg33k]

I have four words for you:

1. Ballmer

2. Is

3. A

4. Psycho

Yeaaaaaaaah!!!

[LindB377]

I have four words for you:

1. Developers

2. Developers

3. Developers

4. Developers

Yaaaahhhh!!!

[nameless0shelter]

@LindB377 hahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahah

[rynigma8]

he just beat king koopa

[Drescher2006]

the Best Company in the World!

[Justin198569]

No wonder MS is so incredibly complicated, fragile and fucked up --- obviously loose screws and nuts are built into the system starting at the top. Fool that I am - I just purchased new with WVista Sp1 - fool that I am - will I never learn? Every Apple owner I know tried to tell me otherwise. I will get to know the competition better before the next buy 4 sure.

[outrider52]

i would have totally waited for windows 7, but I think you might be able to upgrade

[esaman]

well maby if I was payd millions I could force myself to love it to.

[showdebizcochon]

No wonder Windows is such a piece of junk !

[AgentCROCODILE]

DANCE MONKEYBOY!

[noiseinstereo]

hahahaha! the man has gone ape shit!

[ZaphedBeebleBrox]

piece of shiit fart bag. fuk usa.

[showdebizcochon]

Explode yourself you ignorant idiot. That's what you people are good for ... eh?

[ZaphedBeebleBrox]

I can say fuk usa any time i like dude. If you dont like it then tough shite.

[CafeAlMediodia]

Yeah. Stupid is ... stupid does. You can say any stupidity you want ... and look stupid to the rest of the world. That is your call.

[Kurturmis]

BHAHAHA so funny, i wonder how many people where there lol

[acdgui]

he just got his wage

[napster428]

what a fruit cake

[skipperrrrrr]

Lol! Now I know Linux has nothing to fear from Microsoft!

[moniker127]

Except steve ballmer personally breaking into their houses and eating their children.

[stickyslide]

what a joke. i thought this was a skit, he cant be serious

[gungaroo22]

Four words: I love this companyyyyeeeeahhhhH!!!!!

[cashdubbed]

GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEEEEEEE!

[gxcad]

Did anyone else notice he says 5 words?

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Aaaragorn]

Da war ja Hitler gar nichts gegen!

Aber Microsoft hat es dafür auch geschafft die ganze Welt zu erobern - dafür muss man Psycho sein.

[superdoobo]

obviously he drank of the cool-aid.

[Tsutomu6]

watch?v=Uo4LPpeAvTE

[dauiske79]

Its going to be a lot easier for apple to dominate the market with this madman in charge

[sandyman002]

Come back and save us Bill Gates....Gates?

[superdoobo]

"I love this company" a company is an awful mistress, it always breaks your heart in the end.

[hackutubeforfun]

He's awesome

[weirdmichael999]

This guy is a sucker.

Worst CEO ever. Not just because of this video though.

[TheForeverBean]

That was kind of weird.

*dies of heart attack*

[blizzalx]

damn... imagine how he is on superbowl days

[lightlamp2]

hes high

[winters1mgsfan]

A middle aged, slightly obese, balding CEO jumping around and screaming like a madman. What could be any funnier than this? ROFLMAO

[satanshippi]

I'd be concerned if that was my boss ;)

[ronjcharity]

Freak.

[wackibacki]

Amerika :D

[element4life24]

apple is kicking ur ass, u love that too right?

[Imprezaman555]

yet steve jobbs never gave a pep talk quite on that level. if u let me choose i would work at microsoft, that is if developing linux isnt an option.

[asedtf]

If this reply feature isn't working, this was a reply to element4life24.

Kicking ass with about %3 of the market share using Macs instead of Windows?

[shafty1968]

Ballmer, you're gonna have a stroke if you carry on like that...

[dgimeno63]

macfag? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha No, Sir, I'm not as much happy as a macfag. I suffer M$ since 1985. And you?

[dgimeno63]

Microsoft = a fat bald man screaming... Future software companies would be something better.

[OneHourDesign]

I feel sorry for him. Fat, Bald, and would not be able to sell water in the desert.

[AjFilmProductions]

He's trying to compensate. XD

[monkeysee79]

What a jerk.

Corporate America at its most disgusting.

[Kup0ne]

Cocaine is a helluva drug

[CelebritySuicide]

I love how at 0:23 he fucks his knee and starts hobbling... :D

[1q23dg]

haha thats hilarious

[sospc]

too much acid, mr. Balmer

[iPodGenious]

Wait, so he is happy about Microsoft being all up beat and showing people he loves his job. Than you say that Steve Jobs is better? Why because he comes out and shows barely any emotion? He comes out and says look we have a new iMac look at the back its beautiful. Ballmer comes out and is excited and jumps around!

[kiliminjara]

Oh geez. Using this computer makes me nervous

[DanStudiosProduction]

wow, this scared the shit out of me :S

[thomasaxn]

lol ... i have four words .. I LUVVV MY DRUGS

[tmn1]

proof that the cash he makes will buy a shitload of coke

[brainac0cult]

I hate That company

[DX721]

1 word for him that i borrow from red forman...  Dumbass!

[XSLeader]

He's a funny guy but is he forgetting that he's the CEO of Microsoft? These things can be done at appropriate times. This is not one of them.

[armynutter53]

as soon as my xbox 360 gets rrod i may get ps3, the online play is free, it has more memory and is apparently more reliable, but then i wont be able to find my mates gamer profiles wich is a down side plus ive probably wasted 130 pounds on 360 accesories... 360 is great and all but i just feel the ps3 looks more reliable and cheaper

[mburch1974]

clown

[feralferret]

Four words for you, Steve:

1) You

2) Need

3) More

4) Deoderant

[illmitch123]

HAHAHAA!!

At 0:21 he sprains his ankle

[FCBMunichEV]

monkey monkey monkey monkey

[aghsboy]

this is where he goes wrong, he's like an excited 5yo at xmas, i don't like to say it cuz i've used microsoft for a long time but he's ruining it, vista is a shitty system, the xbox 360 is alright but could be way better if you compare it to ps3, apple are way ahead in technology, so screw steve ballmer get some1 new in that has some decency, he needs to step up on the evolution table cuz he's acting like an ape

[cool12291]

this is not some game show where you come in and scream like a dumbass...you are suppose to come in calmly like a sane person and introduce a product.

[baronisio]

Did he smoke something??

[munkittytunkitty]

Mouldy toast.

[AxelBitz]

I also have 4 words:

1) Shame

2) on

3) you

4) Steve

[campincarl1234]

I also also have 4 words:

1) DEVELOPERS

2) DEVELOPERS

3) DEVELOPERS

4) DEVELOPERS

[nooblikeme]

I also also also have 4 words

1)Watch

2)Some

3)Apple

4)Presentations

[ronteras]

what happened at 00:21?

Possible answers:

1 - He farted

2- He found out that he is on the wrong show

3- He saw Steve Jobs in the first row talking on the iPhone

Just post numbers or add your versions :)

[yogajuan]

ha ha this never gets old :-) I wonder if Ballmer ever looks back, realising he's made an ape of himself, and feel a little embarassed... but no... this man is shameless :p