California On Sex

[thanksforbeingallama]

1:34 LOL

[PopR1ne]

im 5.2-5.8 inches and 5.1-5.3 girth and black :3,,not to long but thick cock for a ho

[MrLC3000]

poles.

poles?

yeah. POLSE

wtf

[jackthePS3GAMER]

@MrLC3000 she said pulse like heart beat

[langerzachary]

Three Wolf Moon Episode!

[Lazyboii159]

Around where my relatives live, there's street's Semen & Cummings right next to each other

[slippivot]

An advertisement for a company called siemens (semens) played before this. How appropriate...

[AbdQu]

She has a mouth on her Stomach !

[damschu23]

HOLY GUACAMOLE! :D

holy shit!! he's the man..

[Claydog77productions]

better title: how to make people uncomfortable

[darkbyke]

Why do chicks freak out on his questions?  You're not angels, so shut the fuck up.

[Kotarohoshiro]

WTF scary end!

[SlimSwaoHD]

california on sweden

[MayRettaKing]

looollll

[MrGamergg]

1:00

Looks like the dog's leash was the microphone cord lol

[Adayum27]

wtf 1:05

[PPBKR]

How has Kassem not been arrested for this yet? :O<3

[MultiBobandlarry]

@PPBKR he hasnt done anything illegal...

[GwenifersChild]

he should have a a cucumber in his pants for this one

[slueth8]

Look at the guy walking the dog in the background at 1:00.

You can see them again in the background on the next interview, except the dogs being dragged.

[aShinyCharizard]

lmao best intro ever.

[MrCheezwhiz123]

0:25 Tummy Tuck??

[SlimSwaoHD]

CALIFORNIA ON SWEDEN?!

[Valudir]

California on music?

[XIMIKEYMOUSEIX]

hahaha awkward guy and dog at 00:58

[kra41]

Omfg is this were chrisarchie got hes background song from?

[CAPIONIDELMONDO3]

i hope the girl at 123 isnt dating the guy next to her hahah

[slayerrules114]

Lol. He's wearing the same shirt as Dwight from the Office. "It reminds women of moaning during sexual intercourse, because the wolf is howling at the moon".

[RobShamStin]

You are crazy lol

[nakedirohtime007]

Holy crapola the ending scared the sit out of me O.O

[itssuaves]

i think he forgets hes not talking to pornstars

[border43]

Pulse??

[maxr0222]

this is called california on tits @kassemg you dumbo

[Abbekej]

Chris archie background music..Anyone?

[Reidthemonkeyman]

like this if you are an ancient Chinese warrior fighting in the Battle of Banquan in the 26th century BC

[MrDjsucun]

California on spain!!!

[bigpacman11]

1:30 so good hahahaha

[hairymonkeyballs21]

thumbs up for wolves

[DILLINGERVIDEOS]

girl on 1:36 is hot!!!!!!!

[jfigueroa95]

that puppy at 1:00 is so cute!

[BlackDaedricKnight]

California On KassemG

[Tman4220]

I have a question... Why are you so much into wolves ?

[MrColetonb]

Lol this is the same track chrisarchie uses

[thepenmen22]

@MrColetonb Omg lol!!! just noticed that:D

[z123456789zaqwsx]

528 are VIRGINS

[BuckFanks]

polse!?

[MikeJunior94]

Seriously Kassem, how do balls of your size fit in those jeans?

[tapaddtiiiii]

I died at 1:31

[MrWubblybubbly]

2:20 girl is so uncomfortable



[omgyoukilledkenny1]

2:20

just watch kassem

[DjHersherOfficial]

california on australia

[TheJustRussian]

Nice intro)

[MrHansomebwonderful]

CALIFORNIA ON AUSTRALIA. there'll have to be a 'they send prisoner's there i think' comment said by someone

[mitulyka]

right!! california on cameltoe.

[WrestlingRookie101]

California on Shaytards

[supernova2448]

2 millionth viewer!!!

[edgv1l3]

California on anal.

[SayingThruth]

Dont click!! its a trap

[25boombaby]

R.I.P KASSEM

[xxZZPOPSxx]

Cali on Ron Paul

[Unh0lybucket]

song?



[RiveSudProduction]

California on cocaine

[slama125]

poles, poles..... "p.u.l.e.s."

[Afgelope1]

3:20 is is fcking funny face of kassem

[SonnyRed420]

Prove it

[survivalism85]

1:32 he has found paradise!

[maha07ksa]

how many dicks have you seen in your life ? loool

[dr1nka]

0:58 HOW CUTE IS THIS <3

[BlizzardzRS]

'You let though out they're gonna ffflood the city'

*Laughs*

'Right? You got Huge Tits'

[PunjabiPryde]

3:15

[AAAAtugboats]

better title: California on tits

[DubbleFubble]

@AAAAtugboats That's a better title on all the California On's. They always start talking about tits.

[reyface09]

that dog @0.59 is sooooooooo fluffy!

[einstinetechnine]

Lol this should be kassem on california womens tits

[QuadryRAWghid]

California on  bi racial dating

[hotbrunette001]

I have his shirt. 1:32 I feel the same way.

[GoodOldCharlie]

FINALLY! a KassemG where he doesn't have to ignore the subject to talk about sex!

[FatalDeath369]

kassem probably plays runescape

[Demoniq]

2:55 = o_O

[mw2beat1]

The chick at 1:11 seemed scared about her boobs, look at her.

[16wags]

2:26..PIGEON!



[fanta832]

STOLEN FROM NO1S PERFECT (CHRIS ARCHIE)

[crackerstolemybike]

@fanta832 hello retard, would you like to further your investigations on the internet by actually finding out where chris got his music?

[fanta832]

@crackerstolemybike Hello inbred, I was joking. 

[13narwhalsFTW]

OMG I SAW THAT WEED MAN WHEN I WENT TO VENICE!!!!

[RealGenius97]

1:00 ..... there's a cute puppy in the background :3

[BKInbound]

wtf, my name is bryson...

[Beefcakes155]

@BKInbound You have a chicks name. That's unfortunate

[BKInbound]

@Beefcakes155 ...? that girl said her BOYfriend's name was bryson, so wtf are you talking about

[sweensk]

calafornia on friendly banter :D good chap ;)

[IxAmxRJ]

525 people shit their pants at the end of this video.

[shipsimulatorfreak]

hes so brave



[TheChubbycoon]

where live in the venice beach to talk to these sluts about sex

[kurtismg]

hahaha cameltoe!!!

[whiteboy5480]

whats wrong with that girls stomach

[schlafanzyk]

@whiteboy5480 looks like a badly executed c-section, I was waiting for kassem to go there

[AnotherPanther]

1:40 That girl is feeling so akward xD

[NoAtntionSpn]

Put over-the-ear headphones on. Listen to this video, and 1:50-1:55, it sounds like the sound is coming from your right! Scared the shit out of me lol.

[XxMW2sNiP3rxX]

Chris Archie's theme song for his 3 vids per day. Just sayin.

[PizzerTheBoy]

@XxMW2sNiP3rxX RUNESCAPE FTW BITCH

[xluketyluc]

how do you do "ocean handles"

[FiMerk]

@xluketyluc "Oh shit handles." Not ocean handles.

[xxmaxilosxx]

omg if he tries that in the UK he will instantly get slapped xD

[meadboys12]

everyone pause at 3:21 for THE BEST FACIAL EXPRESSION EVER

[HU4Lgunsnrosesrwj]

1.Highlight this comment

2.press "like"

3. press ctr+f

[tencentwarrior]

im to scared to click here

[johnsawyer20]

you get hotter with every glass of wine IO drink mr. Kassem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[myanusisbleedingomg]

@kimmykum1

I think he's hot....

[oopopp]

California on People faking to be gay so they can get more Bitches (I'm looking at you Kassem, you psedo-fag!!!)

[TacoThursday]

polse? someone never went to the spelling bee

[ImJaffaah]

@TacoThursday She spelt it right "p-u-l-s-e"

[weeziteer]

Shit, i had my earphones on and the volume pretty high when the end happened

[MyachiTipsandTricks]

HOLY GUACAMOLE!

[MaelleAes]

wtf about the ending

[Kitkat456456]

He reminds me of tosh.o

[ScaredStraightUtube]

the girl with the cp was fucking high

[LocDawgd]

lol chris archies top 10 music

[DjSladeMixs]

@LocDawgd lloloololololol

[dickran2142battle]

2:15 KASSEMS FACE IS PRICELESS!!!!!!

[xXDeadoraliveXx]

2:26 That bird is just strollin' on by checking out some ass...

[drifter281lottie331]

Cali on KKK

[mesuhlikemusic]

0:58 ewok in the background!

[MrPersonguy98]

Its labeled sex yet all he talks about is tits... perfect!

[archiefan118]

@MrPersonguy98 not completely cuz at the end he talks about the chicks ass and camel toe lol

[BubbaZohan]

1:39 - wow she looks like she is going to cry every second

[BWGgy]

holey crap! she said my name and he said it sounded like a girl...

[DrooCrew]

3:15 hahahaha

[alexalex5x]

thumbs up for kassems mole in 1:23

[Xellirks123]

cameltoe?

[HeYKeiFeR]

what is the guy in the back doing at 1:05 o_O

[TheLo0se]

@HeYKeiFeR sprinting in the sand

[Venom0wnz]

@HeYKeiFeR its an exercise

[SidaMental98]

@HeYKeiFeR Training...

[gyubokbaik]

@HeYKeiFeR training, you n00b

[HeYKeiFeR]

@gyubokbaik to me it looks like he was dragging a dog. sorry.

[gerry9169]

@HeYKeiFeR sprint training

[johnnystorm23]

@HeYKeiFeR i think training..he has a tire tied to him and running..i'll say "rocky" training ^^

[lol392]

@HeYKeiFeR resistance training

[DjSladeMixs]

@HeYKeiFeR Tire Pulling, makes you run faster.

[iDeadPlanet]

@HeYKeiFeR hahaha how did you notice that?

[alalange]

CALIFORNIA ON PERIOD BLOOD

[bellavator94]

0:25 what the hell is wrong with that girl's stomach?

[McTurtle32]

im scared to click the button

[Thekiknation]

who clicked the button

[YTacc1100]

i now get why the middle east calls the west infadels lol

[mikethebunnywarrior]

....... wtf......

[peddfast]

1:00 cutest fucking dog in the background!!!!!!!

[NBC1SurfKings]

I'd love to see the top comment as his next video title.

[96applemac]

I CANT BELIVE THIS GUY DOESNT GET BASHED!

[saidsaud1]

the fuck happened at the end?

[ThexHeartless0021]

thumbs up if the last part of the vid scared you shitless

[CODDoMiNaToR177]

how has he not been murdered yet??

[robbiepoho]

the wolf shirt heaven..... like sex for kassem lol

[IamMannix]

Hi my name is James, what's yours?

[Idontgiveashytt]

hey

[RetsuyochiTV]

@Idontgiveashytt Hi.

[Idontgiveashytt]

hey



[TheNzCherub]

chrisarchieprods music?!

[dkldskj87]

3:20 what the fuck is she smoking XD aha

[bakkfade]

1:43 she is sooooo uncomfortable hahahahah

[minilee64]

kassem you should get that mole checked out 1:20

[QwErTy545123]

@AngranityHD Kassem has the same shirt

[PeaveyESP]

So what, we're just going to pretend the last 10 seconds of this video didn't happen?

[XLcinnabonbuns]

California on California