The Girlfriend Song

[mrsvariety]

I love his Chewbacca face XD

[HeroOfBowerstone]

Mario says it's okay, Toby. 

[JACKIEFORTHEWIN]

Haha...look at you.... Who's a little stupid...yea you are...aww I'm just kidding ur a cutie

[Tacalle]

Guize, "win" is in the URL, check it ;D

[AwexomeInABox]

he kinda reminds me of Stefan Colbert...

[vushtrrinalit2]

First time i hear toby say shit

[RachaelRandomnessTV]

hothothothothothothothothot

[archiejamvids]

Has anybody seen how long the descriptions are

[SnsmZ]

and that kids, is how Toby became legendary.

[HeroOfBowerstone]

Why are you so good at making the Chewbacca noise?

[alwayspianoplayin]

I just about died at the majestic chewbaca time" BAHAHA!

[CourtneyNyan]

Ahaha love how it ends with and epic glasses off moment xD <3

[Softballgrrl31]

I am undeniably and unconditionally in love at this very moment.

[HockeyGamer94]

:3

[AgentJellyBean1]

OMG IS THAT TOBUSCUS?!?!?

[777Roxen]

@AgentJellyBean1 No it's Toby Turner

[SuicidalThoughts94]

Epicly takes off his glasses at the end XD

[KayBuscus]

Oh Toby. You have always been hysterical. I love you. i can't wait to meet you at Vidcon 2012.

[superportomixani3000]

5 years ?

it seems like yesterday

[RandomShizzettes]

I know this wasnt writen/sang/filmed when he was dateing Justine. but ithink this song is perfect for her sorry ass >:)

[PossumCuber]

@RandomShizzettes Justine wasn't that hot.

[xDasKOKAiNx]

@RandomShizzettes Whos Justine? Lol ijustine?

[RachaelRandomnessTV]

@xDasKOKAiNx ijustine his ex gf

[killerstone36]

PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zeffia87]

@killerstone36 Relax big guy...

[ItsTiaBabii]

the people laughin are reaaly annoying -_- AMIRITE?

[teona74100]

i love you toby?

[killerstone36]

@teona74100 HE HE IM SRRIGHT

[TheAmnesiafreak]

lolololololol keep that ass around and then go fly to choobuku's house then choobuku solo

[Redblitz1997]

Majestic Time with Chubacca made me have a ROFL seizure.

[m0llied0llie]

Majestic time with Chewbacca! :)

[Gazunis33]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 3068

[DictatorDom14]

Toby five years ago!

[akalolo16]

"go fly to chewbacca's house and make chew-babies!!"

can i please use that one?!

[Reclaimer1995]

Story of my life....

[Midnightstrider]

hothothothothothothothothothot­hot

[Fandurith]

He takes his glasses off like superman!

[jamcky13]

@Fandurith That's cause he IS Sperman lol

[ImJaffaah]

@jamcky13 Sperman...giggity

[ThisNameIsSuperShort]

1:43

It's majestic time...

Not laughing time...

[Hamthy727]

we enjoy some anime porn...cause that shits hot...except the tentacles.. except when somebody is in the room.

[ejfimp]

those laughing during the first "majestic time" is pretty annoying :|



[FunnyFace710]

pause at the last second..hothohtohtohtothothoth­othothtohtohtohot

[voldemortrules101]

Is that Toby or Keith? XD

Oh god diggety doodle I love that song so much.... = D

[ASSASSINSCORPS]

*to

[ASSASSINSCORPS]

thumbs up the the girl who laughed to every sentence toby sung lol

[fumunda226]

anybody notice or get the joke my head exsplodes into a jimmy hat

[Deask001]

@fumunda226 Noticed it! But didn't get it...

[mynameisntrosie]

@fumunda226 So the first time he's saying his head explodes because she talks too much (and sounds like a banshee), then the next (my head explodes into a jimmy hat) he's saying his head (dick) explodes (cums) into a jimmy hat (condom), because that time she's naked. Its a play on words because at first you think he's talking about his actual head again, but then when he says jimmy hat you realise he's not. Hope that helped (and wasn't too offensive) haha

[Chisaleya]

Epic glasses take off at ending. Like Horatio. X3

[ssharkbait]

Toby probably would've ended up having his own special on Comedy Central by now.

[PossumCuber]

@ssharkbait We can all dream.

[DancingRobot13]

Omg, this is hilarious! Why have I never watched old Tobuscus videos until now!? haha xD

[Stephalefakiss]

Can we just keep in mind that this is also 5 years old and Toby will act differently because of that?

[0hs0emma]

what did he say at 1:13 - 1:15?

[0hs0emma]

@braxion177 yes people do cuss. its not like he's not allowed to say cuss words..

[wolfmanavalos]

That's fuckin hilarious 8D

[SpencerDaMonster]

ahh..the old Toby...I loved him...I still Love him but loved him more before

[chrislloydmanutd]

Toby, do you still keep that ass around?

[xxsnickerdoodlefairy]

dude it sounds like stephen lynch wrote this song lololol oh toby you make me giggle

[braxion177]

HE SAID SHIT

[izzylilshawty13]

You had me laughing so hard!!

[xZoexA]

cried with laughter the whole way through especially majestic time with Chewbacca!

[dragonhollow2400]

to bad toby doesnt try to go into comedy and no one should care about the curseing you hear everyday anyway

[TurtleAteMySock]

@dragonhollow2400 most of his audience is very young and in like elementary school

[Taco77Vidz]

@TurtleAteMySock well, then the parents can deal with it. its how life is, no kids can grow up and not hear curseing.

[TurtleAteMySock]

@Taco77Vidz true but,he cares about his audience and if you actually a true fan of him, he hasn't changed he's just been more appropriate in his videos

[Taco77Vidz]

@TurtleAteMySock he's cut down on the cursing as I've realized, and I realize that he cares for his audience, after all, who doesn't care for their audience?

[TurtleAteMySock]

@Taco77Vidz I just said that-- He's just been more appropriate for his audience. Your opinion-- yeah you just ripped on yourself. So what is it? Hate Toby because he cares about the audience or Like him for being himself and doing what he loves and does it all while caring for us... HM?!

[Taco77Vidz]

@TurtleAteMySock You clearly took everything i said and made it ass backwards. My ''opinion'' had nothing to do with either hating or loving Toby.

[TurtleAteMySock]

@Taco77Vidz I made an argument saying something then you translated it into the same thing! And I never said it had anything to do with you hating or loving EVER! I said, choose if you like him or don't like him.

[Annabanana1013]

@Taco77Vidz @TurtleAteMySock I think he also toned down the swearing because of his niece,Ciara, being born. But I'm not sure...

[mmcozza]

Actually one of the best songs I have ever heard :)

[Lindurdir]

At the end:MUUUURRRRRRRRRR.....!!!

SO AWESOME!!

[GoodOlChippy1]

Is this on itunes because if it isn't i'm going to kill someone.

[MissLuvMovies]

@GoodOlChippy1 There are mp3 converter websites you can go to if it isn't.

[MissLuvMovies]

I died at "anime porn"

[ImJaffaah]

@MissLuvMovies Then how did you type this O_o

[MissLuvMovies]

@ImJaffaah Clearly... I'm a ghost. Boo.

[thelahcen1]

Dude he is awesome!!!

ROFL at chewbacca :D:D

[envoiret]

hes was a nero (nerd hero)

[jaslynthinks]

I love this song so much (:

[xadram100]

This was posted on my birthday:)

[TashaPrettyPlease]

Omgosh....Toby was born awesome. He's so funny and sexy.

[zainadlr]

I want to strangle those two "banshees" who won't shut UP!!!

[WolfTehWolfeh]

3:38

:O JIZZ IN MY PANTS??*trololol*

[ValGraEmm1687]

And I can tell that makes her angry... dishin' out high fives.

[XxJayxMayxX]

This just made my day, even though this song came out 5 years ago XD

[SuperBlogTV]

Awesomeness.

[Minefester]

His hot girlfriend made 153 fake accounts

[Sigillalith]

Do you know how hard it is to make my dad laugh? Do you know how much he laughed when he saw this?

[NmanStully]

i never get tired of this

[D34DF41L]

FUCK YES. JUST. FUCK. YES.

[ShadowsHitsugaya]

I fell off my bed laughing and crying at the same time.

[Uzdnapkn1]

Born to entertain

[SteveKroekerTV]

i want this toby back!

[Roshkatul]

@SteveKroekerTV true.. even his game walkthroughs were so much better because he didn't tried to be funny.. like in portal2 and ACB... now he just tries to be funny by singing and doing completely random things...

[MsAwsomeness001]

He doesn't curse as much now. That's good but what happened

[e9a7d]

@MsAwsomeness001

because his family watches his videos now

[appelvlog]

@MsAwsomeness001 A lot of people doesn't like when other peopler swear, so he's being respectful. Kids watches his videos too.

[MsAwsomeness001]

@appelvlog Thank you. I didn't think anyone would answer

[YuhiChan1013]

@Boarbarian i dont believe that

[DaNinjaHimself]

@Boarbarian No, both are the real Toby. This is 5 years ago. People can change a lot over the years, and you can see the change occur clearly if you watch his videos.

[Boarbarian]

@DaNinjaHimself Uh no. In videos when he is with his camera man (on his channel) he is just like this Toby.

[3672stoffi1]

@Boarbarian no, he just changed a bit. that doesn't mean that THIS toby is the real one, this is uploaded in 2007, so 5 freaking years before tobys' epicosity in our days and now hes just different, thats a normal process in life

[Trancejaxify]

yea but this video is also one of "his videos"

[mynameisntrosie]

@Boarbarian This is definitley not the real Toby - he's on stage in this! This is an act, and what he's like now is a lot closer to what he's really like. Have you seen him in Olga's vlogs? He pretty much acts like he does in his videos all day long, except he swears more and drinks more, as would be expected.

[777Roxen]

@mynameisntrosie nope that's wrong. Toby even said it himself. He's acting in the vids he does now because in those vids he's not Toby he's "Tobuscus" He said it in a previous Lazy Vlog in 2011

[mynameisntrosie]

@777Roxen Well it is true, because Olga films him all the time without him realising or while hes drunk and hes always acting pretty similar to how he does in his lazy vlogs, he's just more high energy in them because he has to talk solidly for 5 minutes. I realise he has a "tobuscus" persona in his Tobuscus videos, but in his lazy vlogs thats pretty much him as he is.

[gravi1ty]

@mynameisntrosie you're an idiot.

[mynameisntrosie]

@gravi1ty Wow that's a really strong argument you have there.

[gravi1ty]

@mynameisntrosie i wouldn't dare attempt to argue with naive fangirls.

[mynameisntrosie]

@gravi1ty I thought this was the real him until he was in Olgas vlogs. I wanted him to be like this because this Tobys hilarious, but then I realised its naive to think this act shows the real him.

[gravi1ty]

@mynameisntrosie it's not like he has multiple personality disorder. Every side of him you've seen is just him - different moods, different characteristics, off days, good days, energetic/mopy. but alright, i'll let you get back to whatever it is you do.

[mynameisntrosie]

@gravi1ty Don't be such a naive idiot fangirl. I kid, I kid, but yeah, all I'm saying is this is as much of an act as "Tobuscus", hes more himself in vlogs. Whatever, its all pretty funny.

[TardedTurtleKid]

I miss swearing Toby :(

[aylielove]

I wanna hug him! :)

[DrLipkin]

I wish Toby did more songs like this. You know, longer than two minutes, and telling a story.

[TheLillienicole]

It's majestic time xD

[EliChe21]

This is freakin awesome!!

[BethanyBrutality666]

Toby you need to put this on itunes with your other ones!!

Like this so he can see it :)

[bbjbbj4]

But she's hothothothothothothot oh I'm sorry its a condition (cough) hothothot.

[odetomidgetcheese]

Toby's so awesome!!!!

[crazyblondesquirrel2]

@odetomidgetcheese ABSOLUTELY :)

[AwesomeMomomonkey]

xD



[AandIShow]

When did Toby stop cursing? Lol cause it's funny hearing him say curses lol

[xoxoMEEPoxox]

I love him 10x more now that I know this exists.

[nonameismynameno]

Toby needs to do this stuff now! He could easily get a show or something on Comedy Central

[Crazykirby6131]

@ThatsColt lol my dad looks like toby in this vid and also has the same guitar and he plays it

[ebrach121]

Thumbs up for signing chewbaca :D

[KookieNiceNSoft]

@francesfrank U's betta lern t spel kerrectly then I'll subscribe jk I'm already subscribed

[francesfrank]

all ov u beta subscribe

[BeardedDragon645]

majestic time with toby scared me!



[ThatsColt]

MY DAD HAS THAT GUITAR

[QuicksilverHammer]

150 people are fugly

[cynicalsugar1455]

One more reason I have a giant crush on Toby Turner :)

[randomislillly]

Yeah, youtube itself is for ages 13+

so if your butthurt and dont like cursing, leave :p

[13DeathHazel]

tobuscus videos are not posted for children it is for teens and adults so if you are still complaining about him swearing and being funny then shut up!

[TheJedden]

This is the single most brilliant thing I have ever seen.

[lnwlltt1]

MAJESTIC TIME W/ CHEWBACCA!!!!!!

[riqui641]

wow that is awsome

[Guatexican8]

Tobuscus marathon: Episode #10

[sashakatie1]

that end creeper smile scared me sorry toby!

[ReaganSmash1994]

Tobuscus is probably a brilliant stand up, as this video highlights. I think he should branch into it now, I would pay to see him.

[snip3rnator77]

the best music ever !!!!!!

[skunkiesLol]

i love Toby's songs, and i wish to show them in class. only problem is, he swears... :( oh well, still epic!

[Manimeluvr]

Toby's sexy and he knows it! XD I loved his awesomeness when I was 15 and I still love it! The weirdest thing is that I can tell he's a whole lot more serious 5 years ago! This crazy guy's aging backwards!

[HellomynameisN]

@Manimeluvr Nah, it's from being in a serious world. Now that he is famous he can relax more, and be happy. So he is enjoying his life more.

[rafaelfmolina]

@Manimeluvr what could happen to make him change so much from badass to lovely guy???? life is a mystery :)

[Mattlarrivee]

@Manimeluvr IRL BENJAMIN BUTTON.

[SamB1339]

I am laughing so freaken hard right now I'm crying so her ur broom witch and fly away to chewbacca house and make chew babys

[TheTreyVidz]

His name is Toby Joe Turner? Haha!

[nightstalk3r19]

Im actually crying with laughter

[Gazunis33]

I took an arrow to the knee....and loled.......then i took an arrow to the nuts

[voldemortrules101]

Toby used to curse, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

[voldemortrules101]

I <3 you Toby!

[Onaqua]

Toby is so hot. Then, now, anytime. So sexy. I love his face when he first says "In public" and then at the very end. Brilliant.

[iiiSinner]

I really wish Toby would make more stuff like this. Sucks that he has to appeal to a younger freakin' Audience. :b

[pivotboy63]

150 people didnt sit back and enjoy some anime porn

[Gazunis33]

This is so much better then Yourfavouritemartian :D

[sonofaballer96]

@Gazunis33 Better than rwj

[SpoiledGnat101]

@Gazunis33 you asshole!!! ohh... i ment *******!!! there both epicly awesome u little ****

[Exessen]

@SpoiledGnat101 Dude, Ray is a disgrace to youtube

[Gazunis33]

@SpoiledGnat101 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA your comment just made my day so much better

[puppyloveers]

i have to say i think i like this side of toby better

[CupCakeLand122]

"She tries her clothes and my head explodes into a Jimmyhie jimmyhie and she wants to cuddle im not agents cuddling but I would rathe play nintendo." Sorry I've been dist at Mario sorry Mario "

[OmegacheeZ]

But shes hot......you were ment to say hot hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothot

Silly Toby.

[JHillvids]

I started laughing a bit when he began singing the hilarious lyrics.

I almost died laughing after the Chewbacca bit.