Animal Attack!!

[joixxxx]

Love it hahahahaa

[DesireeChicago]

Well, the reason why it scratched you is it lifted its paw to give you a waring, but you kept on petting it. So, maybe next time when a cat wags its tail or lifts up its paw as a warning, you will back off and leave it alon.

[Hollow495]

DAM NATURE YOU SCARY!

[Trustworthyalma]

Lmao! This is awesome!

[imacharginmalazer100]

i watched this 2 years ago, its still as funny as it was when i first

[myzt1qu3]

fuck national geographic, this is better xD

[UNIVERSEISBIG]

ill side

[LegoMan37027]

great now i have to scard of my cat

[dollycarcass]

HAHAHA! The way you started petting the him probably pissed him off. When someone gets petted they; want to be petted, not poked/ tickled. XD I know if it were me, I'd want a big scratch/swoop motion.

[maikopskoy]

haha funny one

[MarchoTari]

Haha:D man i have a cat like that killing machine :) i can understand your feelings! you are not alone..

[greenteacandothat]

cute cat and dust bunnies

[alexrap23]

lol thats funny xD

[XxSadisticWraithxX]

LMFAO!! You're my hero! I love you! <3

[sourgirl21]

hahahahaha

[adinlouw]

That is shit u idiot why say its the most terrifying, u cock!!!

[Tom101229]

Oh man, he is so lucky it wasn't declawed. Once they lose them, they strictly start biting. And oh many that kinda cat would have bitten his hand right off. LOL!

[whabam100]

this just made my friday night =D

[2010pies]

lmao "thought i was going to pause die"

[realbushdoctor]

great!!! Thank´s from germany

[Magnulus]

^_^ I'm glad you liked it!

[Mikeymcguy]

To all the no-sense-of-humor assholes here: grow up! This is hilarious.

[Magnulus]

Hahah, thanks dude. :)

[freakjoegarza]

is so stp

[Mattdawg2]

Dude looks like a lady!

[Rocklovingnorwegian]

lol nice vid

[kasumi257]

that cat is soooo cute

[e3headliner1]

i'm ron burgundy?

[funnyface1959]

what a joke

[shaftern]

that cat would fly if it was in my house

[nafunkdegroove]

"would fly".. you made me laugh

[jesusroxstar]

LMBOdis dude got issues he must be dat bored 2 make these videos but at least he made me pee ma pants

[Arianmaster99]

this suck stop making these vid`s

[dalduzza]

funniest clip i have seen on here in a long time hahaha couldnt stop laughing it was great

[lovematters14]

watch out cat killer dog on the lose

[Sangdude]

I thought I was going to pause die

great!

[pokkerhellerforfaen]

What if this was a kid?!? There would be NO arm left!! That cat should be put to sleep...

[amangne12]

Make another I love it! This is your best one yet

[fenrriho]

ROFL

[cLubbingChick187]

hahahahahhahahha awesome!!!

[figgersjest]

well how bout getting him properly trained then instead of punishing him your self dick wad.

[Chimokko]

Good lords no!!! Not dust bunnies!!!

[DavoCotto]

lol "never thought i would walk again"

lol what the hell again appluse for the great randomness and i suppose the knowledge of when the cat attacks i know now to be more careful about it

[figgersjest]

aww the cat crouches as u get up.

u animal abusuer. i will spit on u wen i see u in the street then I TOO can be an animal abuser.

[Magnulus]

Awe, I made a cat crouch! Considering how many times he's attacked people's feet as they walk innocently past, I don't think that's too hard a punishment.

[RobsIsGOD]

haha

[AJtuning]

hah that was funny . i thought i was gonna pause die

[tossetrolden]

That's sick. -..

[mjessnash]

u are a disgrace to youtube

[steph21798]

evil cat! o_O

[jimmynala]

that was hilarious man!!!!loved it:)

[shorty138869]

ja ja ja thanks man peace

[shorty138869]

u suck

[Magnulus]

Your grandmother does, too, but she does it so much better than I do... See, because she has no teeth. Mmmmmm, gums.

[bluestarcat]

Oh you big baby, grow a pair already! I work with these deadly animals everyday praying to get home safe from the vet clinic to see my children again. I think you need to spend some time with the clinic cat..... FLUFFY! She will mess you up!!!!!

MUUUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA <<see that's my evil laugh, can you tell?

[Magnulus]

I am in awe of you. Facing such horror on a day to day basis would destroy me! My thoughts go to you and your family.

[ahmadzai6]

fuck you for wasting my time

[Magnulus]

How could you say such a MEAN and HURTFUL thing?! You meanie! You just made my entire world CRUMBLE! I am grief-stricken, and my ego is severely hurt! Look how said I am! LOOK! *sad face*

[ahmadzai6]

i didnt mean that it you have made a bad video. i was just expecting some extrem video not funny

[Magnulus]

If that's what you meant when you told me to fuck myself for wasting your time, you need to rethink the way you express yourself, dude.

I'm glad you found it funny, though. Thanks!

[Fyou112]

lol

[alexanayasan]

Fuck You man...

[Magnulus]

Inventive. Very inventive.

[LogansRoadhouse]

I FAPD

[niriton]

oohh my gosh thats the funnest thing ive ever seeeeenn!!that was so awesome!!!

[horseriderhorseluv]

HAHA!...dundunDUUUNNN,DUST BUNNIES XD i like that, its awesome! Just a littttllle weiirrddd... :D

[Magnulus]

Whaaat?! I was never weird! ^_^

[horseriderhorseluv]

haha! Weird in a good way XD....sort of XD

[xXxXxXjulieXxXxXx]

your so fuckin lame

[Magnulus]

If my video makes me lame, I wanter what that makes the people who feel compelled to spend their time telling me how lame I am...

[Broommaster2000]

That's pretty funny XD

[dominokat07]

LOL too funny ^.^

[MalleDelMar]

That's the funniest video EVER!!! Loved it!!! XD

[Magnulus]

Awe, thanks!

[Magnulus]

Well said, good sir!

[cjp141985]

worst fuckin vid yet go shoot yourself.

[Magnulus]

Yeah, I would but I don't actually have a firearm. See, I don't live in a country permanently gripped by fear.

[crochebo]

fuck this shit...

[Magnulus]

I'd rather not. I don't know about you, but I make it a habit not to have sex with feces.

[pocketkiriyama]

LOLz my maneating kitty attacks me on a daily basis.

[astridac]

Just watched the vid...again... and ... i think i'm in love with u !!!!

u complete me.... LOL

btw just hit "audio preview" instead of "post comment"...it was the creepiest thing ever

[Magnulus]

Hahah, that's very nice of you! ^_^

[murfyherself]

Idiot... kinda funny tho... in a really stupid annoying kinda way...

[Magnulus]

What a coincidence! That's EXACTLY what I thought about your comment! ^_^

[astridac]

LOL

[Eiltis]

Worth the watch, was cracking up

Joe Mcstubby McSnab lol

[Magnulus]

Thanks a lot! ^_^

[SuDurenHohn]

yea wtf

[Tobiisagoodboy3]

wtf

[Theredhot]

lol!!!!!!!!

[jab300]

bohhhhh

[Jenngirl15]

lol im about to pee in my pants so hilarious

[Benjirsd]

haha :S

FOOL

[tylerkenobster]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[libertyingod]

hahaha freakin hilarious

[GTADUDE97]

ROFL

[cheltaylor]

that is the funniest video i have ever seen. just got my little bro to watch it and he is on the floor cryin from laughin to hard...are you gunna do attack of the dust bunnies? lol

[FreddyOgSigrid]

xD LOL, fucking good xD

[depsterboy]

What a homo

[EraFortuna]

I love you! But its not quite the same without the accent...

[metscho9091]

Motherfucker

[simpson129]

what a goon

[madijo911]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha, wow

[sharpestknife88]

lmao this is awesome!

[astridac]

LMAO!! i was seriously into this vid and afraid for your life... dunno how ull handle the dust bunnies???!!! good luck!

[Magnulus]

They were a tough battle, but I defeated them in the end, and experience points aplenty were handed out to all party members!

[warzmx]

hahahahaha omg so awesome!!!

[legendkiller723]

halarious dude u got to make another one of these videos lol

[RhonnieJhean]

LMFAO! That was so funny and cute.

'its kinda cuddly, you know its soft, its got fur'

lmfao. Loved it.

[Magnulus]

^_^ I'm glad you did! Thanks!

[ZEF17]

this is like the animal attack show in animal planet good your lucky you survived your brush with death

[Magnulus]

*chuckles* thanks. Sadly, they had to amputate my chest after the attack, but I now have a titanium endoskeleton, so I'm all good.

[Gramila888]

Hahaaha, Good that u are ok!!! After this!!!

[Magnulus]

Thanks. It was tough, and the 9 months spent in rehabilitation nearly broke me, but I got through it.

[pyropat9]

so retarted

[Magnulus]

At least I can spell "retarded". ^_^

[zaghouba]

hahahahaha

[Rubiks1994]

HILARIOUS!

[Cannibal27]

lol! great! =) 5*big ones! :)

[Magnulus]

Hah, thanks!

[PCDzFan]

HAHA

[dannydoodad]

WHat a load of crap, but it a good way...wahahahahahaha..lol

[Magnulus]

That's pretty much my goal! ^_^

[Omnious24]

Nice video :) He has a pretty bad allergy for cats there! You can see by how his skin reacted

[Magnulus]

Yeah, I've always been a little bit allergic both to cats and dogs. Not that much, though. The swellings are normal and go away pretty quickly. Thanks a lot! ^_^

[Pinkdragonfly94]

lol lmao

[11ernie11]

lmfao great vid

[argirotoxos92]

you are very funny bro also that you say you know all the time and its soft its got fur is very funny

[argirotoxos92]

omg that man is mad how can the audience believe that for each attack will be the same victim .LOL (lol again) YS:LOL

[Magnulus]

Hahah! It's not supposed to be believed, it's supposed to be funny. And considering that you laughed, I call it a win! ^_^

[XelodiebubblesX]

thats a bit retarded but other than that it was funny lol

[mygreybear]

hahaha my kitty does that too.. it's vicious

[Magnulus]

They're the favored pets of Satan himself for their unpredictability, their obvious disdain for human beings and their pointy-to-fluffy ratio on extremities (5:1)

[Flind1984]

lol

[brenduja]

hahaha that was so funny.... i've personaly have been a victim myself of crazy cat attacks... you live though it hurts! haha

by the way the guy is hot!

[Magnulus]

*chuckles* Yes, that self-same cat is right now tearing a little sheep-doll to pieces next to me, it's quite scary. Thanks a lot, I didn't feel very hot that day what with the little cluster of zits I was trying to hide.

[amberharvey1]

That fuking sucks

[Magnulus]

Happy holidays to you too!

[joeny1980]

Sucks?? Its funny. "I thought I was going to pause die". Love it. :)

[Magnulus]

Heheh, thanks. Opinions vary, thankfully. I don't think I WANT people like that him liking me! ^_^

[Coolcat202]

I don't think youll make it through the dustbunny attack!

[Magnulus]

No kidding! Why do you think there WAS no second episode of TMATAAE?! ^_^

[Coolcat202]

haha

[SweetFlake64]

b7ut the cat only scratched you on the hand how does that effect your legs?(i am not trying to offend you)

[Magnulus]

No no, that was because I fell down some stairs! Pay attention! ^_^

Heheh, it's a parody video, so take none of it seriously. Thanks a lot for watching!

[SweetFlake64]

oh sorry didn't relize sry

[Magnulus]

That's all right. ^_^

If you took it seriously, it just means I did a good job with it, and it also just goes to show how insane those shows actually are. ^_^

[SweetFlake64]

yup thats true

[ShroomInduced]

you know

[Magnulus]

I certainly do.

[Glitter1087]

lol your an egg

[Magnulus]

Never heard that one before! I'll take it as a compliment, then! ^_^

[screwbalube]

haha...NOT

[Magnulus]

This suit is blacknot?

[kynxcrue]

awan pa ah!

[Magnulus]

Exactly!!

[frankey24]

he is an olympic swimmer so he could pull away. LOL great line.

[Magnulus]

Oh yeah. Definitely. Olympic swimmers for the win! ^_^ Thanks!

[doggypussy12]

i fuck in bed...

[Magnulus]

That's nice. I mostly sleep in mine. You have fun humping your bed, I've got a lecture to go to.

[reverendgisher]

wow people do that? i never got the memo.

[Magnulus]

I know, it's strange but true. It's quite nice, really. One would almost think beds were MADE for sleeping on! ^_^

[doggypussy12]

fucking gay

[Magnulus]

I don't care what you do in bed, to be honest.

[KallMeKris]

LOL, funny

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks!

[EquusEyes]

lol, you have to be one of the funnier attention seekers on the net. keep it up.

[Magnulus]

I aim to please! ^_^ Thanks!

[AlexiaCanon]

great i luv it xD , omg is so funny xd , i would to see more of that videos xD great job

[Magnulus]

Heheh, thanks. I'm glad I could spread some cheer.

[kazb25]

hahaha i liked it nothing like having a laugh and having sum fun - some people take thenselves to seriously - good job x

[Magnulus]

^_^ Thanks a lot. I see we agree completely on that. It's wonderful to know that I'm spreading the cheer around the world to so many people.

[carlosjc1984]

get a life u stupid fuck!!!!!!!!!!

[Magnulus]

*chuckles* That is so cute.

[RaeInPEI]

what bull crap!

[Magnulus]

Thanks for your comment. It's constructive critisism like yours that helps me to make better videos. Have a good day!

[lifestyles77]

LOL! scary!

[EthanJohnSnyder]

OH yeah I have Adobe Premiere thanks!!!

[EthanJohnSnyder]

What program did you use to edit this video

[Magnulus]

Everything in this video was done in Final Cut Pro except the actual graphics. The graphics were moved around in Final Cut, but they were first made in Photoshop.

You should be able to do most of the stuff I did in this video with Adobe Premiere as well.

Hope that helps!

[rochy1432000]

that evil cat must die by electrocuting it's balls with 120 volts of ac.

[Magnulus]

That's a bit harsh, but SURE! ^_^

[CHRISIDDON17]

he was very lucky!!!

[reverendgisher]

mucho grande thanks for the vid response batman.

[Magnulus]

You're welcome Robin. I had to, or else that dastardly fiend The Riddler could have out-maneuvered me. Now, though, the tables have turned! Oh, have they turned.

[MISSNATALIE223]

I typ in when Animals Attack and this is what I get I WANT BLOOD LOL