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  • @cresceremuoventesi looks more like your the troll then the other guy. Great song by the way cosmo!!

  • give me the chords please!!!!!

  • @B3N9skuse Go to Ukelele Hunt, have them there. That or the tumblr fan blog I run, both work.

  • is this song on itunes?

  • I fucking love this song, the video is excellent as well, but why does he roll in his own piss? 

  • Tristan is cool

  • is this torbay

  • nice song..shame about the terrible grammar

  • @cresceremuoventesi Nice comment, it's a shame you haven't used any appropriate punctuation.

  • @xJackkMx What an immature response. You couldn't even come up with your own wit and had to copy mine which tells me all I need to know about someone like your self. Grow up. I did not make that comment to get into arguments with people like you who have nothing better to do.

  • @cresceremuoventesi Shut up and calm down.

  • @MaDmExIcAnBuRiToS Oh great, some random internet troll trying to get attention. Goodbye.

  • @cresceremuoventesi You're still worked up over nothing. Again, calm down

  • @MaDmExIcAnBuRiToS I can't believe you replied! You really need to get a life. Feel like a big man on the internet do you? Probably can't talk in real life. Now scuttle along little Mr. Troll and go deal with your issues. Your name says it all anyway, so I won't be wasting my time any further.

  • @cresceremuoventesi My name is actually an inside joke, but that's besides the point. If you honestly think I'm a troll, then you need to look up the definition of a troll. I'm telling you calm down because you need to calm down. Stop getting worked up over nothing man.

  • @MaDmExIcAnBuRiToS An "inside joke" with who? You and the rest of the trolls. You don't need to tell me anything. You need to mind your own business and find something better to do than to come on the internet and be rude for no reason. Like said before I don't even know why you felt the need to come in on my conversation- hence the "troll" part (I think you're the one who needs to look up the definintion) If you don't like what I have to say then it's your problem. Go get help.

  • @cresceremuoventesi Inside joke with some of my friends at school, but like I said that's besides the point. I'm telling you to calm down because if you keep responding like this to every person who replies you will eaten alive by a REAL trolls.

  • @MaDmExIcAnBuRiToS Oh please, hush your mouth little boy, all the nonsense now makes sense. You're just a stupid little kid! Yet you seem to think you know it all already. Obviously American. Only they have such arrogance. Meh.

  • @cresceremuoventesi Think what you want, but the fact remains that real trolls find people like you to be easy targets.

  • @MaDmExIcAnBuRiToS Yeah, you'd know about it

  • @cresceremuoventesi Why are you bringing that whole Americans are dumb shit into this? That's extremely juvenile.

  • @cresceremuoventesi I'm not sure if you have come to realise the amount of users that didn't like your comment, you cannot expect to write a comment like that without attracting negative attention to yourself. You're pathetic, don't tell me to grow up when you started to pick on the grammar of the song. If you have problems with songs that have poor grammar take it somewhere else.

  • @xJackkMx How do you know how many users didn't like my comment? What are you, the You Tube police? I don't comment because I care about what stupid little immature boys on the net think! My comment was a fair comment about what I think. Your comment was just an inane response to mine. I said it was a NICE SONG! You've totally ignored that part because you're pathetic immature little boys! There's one line which has terrible grammar in the chorus and my BRAIN picked-up on it.Once again grow up!

  • @xJackkMx ....and by the way, so far as what "other users" think, little Mr. Psychic, one user actually took the time to copy and paste one of comments on this page back to me, on my channel because they obviously liked it so much!! Have a look if you don't belive me. It was one of my replies to the other mad little boy who took over from you- your little friend probably. Ahh, diddums...poor things, helping each other out. You're like the bloody Trenchcoat Mafia.

  • ah, love...

  • I love him just found this video :D

  • i'm absolutely in love with him and how psychotic his videos are.

  • @risingtied ill agree (;

  • it has taken me 2 years to find this song..... finally my life is complete

  • @TheShizz2696 Wut? Took me a few seconds. :I

  • very gooooog song :) it makes me happy

  • 12 people got wrapped around her little finger

  • i heard this song in forever 21....and i love it.

  • I'M A TOTNESIAN! GOOD TO KNOW SOMEONE HERE HAS A VOICE!

  • they see me rollin

    they hatin

  • Oh well I guess it's OK to piss there. Wait, no don't, don't roll in that. Wait, why, why are all your friends rolling in your pee too? I don't think I get it.

  • Basically, don't be whipped.

  • Still lovin this song!!

  • I love this.

  • i would let her use me for that arse

  • i fancy her loads..

    

  • 2:08 ....DAT ASS

  • such a good video lovee it been loving it since i first seen it back in 09 i think ahah :D

  • tabs?????

    

  • @2merkperk go check out ukehunt, in the chords section, they have it

  • This looks like one of the most fun music videos to make ever

  • I love how at 4:41 he's playing a lightsaber and pretending it's a flute(:

  • I think alot of people can relate to this ..bro's before ho's.

  • @Maddiiiiison unless bro can get laid haha

  • awesome vid and song!!! wohooooo :D

  • I've played this song to my brother, and he liked it!!

    He even put that song as a ringtone when his evil girlfriend's calling!

    The best part of this short story is that my brother doesn't know English. lol

  • Crackin ass!!

    

  • To be fair, she does have a cracking arse.

  • @Kittenspanker Comments like that require 1:20 (thank me later)

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  • She's Hatttttt

  • that girl in insanely hot... who is she?

  • ex oh ex oh ex oh eh oooohhhh

  • Love this song! Take a drive, turn it up and roll down the windows

  • I LIVE THERE! :D, ivybridge ftw! :P, cosmo you're beast keep up the good work :D

  • COSMO, YOU'RE AMAZING!! :D I WANNA BUY ALL YOUR SONGS!!

    :D

    AND YOU'RE ALSO A HUNK LOL!!!

    <3 <3 <3

  • WE LOVE U COSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • WHY don't I hear this song on the radio each time I turn it on?!?!

  • such a feel good song! <3

  • That is a hard choice hang out with a hot girl OR hang out with Cosmo i couldnt do it tbh

  • Sounds like someone needs to learn Bros before Hoes.

  • Guys with girlfriends are made to feel guilty by their single mates because they're the ones who can't get any in the first place!

  • @veronicammoore Guys with girlfriends are made to feel guilty by their single friends because when the girl disappears , the single mates get to pick up the pieces. :)

  • @veronicammoore Guys with girlfriends are not made to feel guilty by their single mates. However, guys with shallow and manipulative girlfriends, as the song implies, need their single mates to bring them to their senses.

  • @JavidOnd true talk man! just been through it... thanks to ma boys im a free man again :D its just fuck especially if you got a dream you wanna live! :D

  • @veronicammoore The song isn't "we're trying to make you feel bad for having a girlfriend" it's "We have been your friends forever and now that you have a girlfriend you don't spend ANY time with us, and when you do you bring her and spend all that time with her". As a girlfriend, I would feel terrible if I put my boyfriend in that situation.

  • @CarelesslyOmnipotent thankyou! you said it right! :D

  • this is what indie rock should be like.

  • This really made laugh a lot, how nice!

  • just another post asking for chords

  • this plays in the shop i work all the time

    love it xD

  • Addicted.  I love you.

  • he should release an album..

  • anyone knows the guitar/ukulele chords?

  • Oh gods. I'd give ANYTHING to get my friend away from her boyfriend.

    He's a damn leech but she'd do anything for him.

    YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND JADE. PLEASE LET ME SAVE YOU!

  • I love love love you and your music, I want to come see you play in Brighton but i can't because i'm not 18. I guess youtube will have to do. :( LOVE YOU! xx

  • @Betty10789 I'm in the same position D:

  • :| The dude with long hair is hot.

  • I just bought a ukelele 2 hours ago because i wanted to learn how to play this song SO badly. Best $85 i've ever spent! COME TO CALIFORNIA!!!

  • hey cosmo can you post a how to play for this vid

  • I wanna buy an Uke and i wanna know what brand he's using or uses?

  • you are a genius you know that I have you blasting in my car most days and everyone agrees this is amazing

  • I think everyone knows a friend who has done this at some point. If you don't then its you.

  • for a homemade job (I'm assuming?) it's a actually a really good vid

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  • This is unbelievably like my friend right now. Ever since this bitch of a girl started leading him on like crazy he's been acting like the biggest bellend. Fucking frustrating...

  • at 3:28 he sounds like adam sandler.

  • hey cosmo its jack (skype) please come to the maidstone area !!!!!!

  • There's something wrong with YouTube's view counter, it's just showing everyone how much I've watched it.

  • He's half Armenian, that's cool

  • your a genius cosmo.

  • can you teach me the uke part por favor!

  • great song, that is all.....

  • plays at forever21 all the time !

  • Those recorder players were all very attractive.

  • been in his situation before, and i can tell you that no one can convince you of anything different until the girl fucks you over. so just let your mate learn his lesson from these kinds of girls, and take him out for a fucking great night when it ends to keep the mateship solid

  • the chick looks so much like katie holmes...

  • Good song for the intervention me and the guys we're gonna do!

  • seriously considering boarding a plane from australia to come see you

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  • I wanna know what their talking about at the start

  • Haha tittie twister!!!! 4:15

  • great song, saw you guys at the hippo in plymouth like eons ago haha, respect.

  • Change the shirt...

  • fuck man, the part with the flutes ALWAYS gets me! love this shit!!

  • pretty good

  • Soooooooooooooooo much love for this song

  • Dear Forever 21 in Union Square Manhattan, NY;

    Thank you for actually playing ONE decent song and letting me get addicted to it enough to Google the lyrics and find this amazing song/band.

    Love,

    Employee.

  • @lively8517 haha thats exactly where i heard it too

  • @lively8517 oh man i spent so much money and time in that shop when I came to new york!

  • I need to let my mate hear this.

  • @TheNinjaWill Tbh alot of us do! whipped people .

  • He's sexy >.>

  • 1:59 I have them Duvet Sheets! :D

  • God, I love your music.

  • this videos shit <3

    i love it for some reasssonnn <33333

  • You are too brilliant.

  • I appreciate a song with a good recorder solo

  • This is way up there in my most favourite songs of all time.

  • What happened to Bros Before hoes?

  • Seeing you on friday. OH MY.

  • You're amazing. That's all there is to say.

  • i love your song's this one make's me think of all the friends i lost coz of there gf"s

  • my favorite cosmo jarvis song nice one with good music video

  • my favorite cosmo jarvis song nice one

  • i agree. both hulks are shit

    

  • saw you at leeds, so fucking adorable :') didn't even had your band with you but you were still great :D

  • Shes got you by the balls.

  • (Y) V

  • That's a sad song. Funny clip. She's hot... I totally get why he was whipped.

  • Ooh, you're playing Devon.. I'm soo there ;D

  • Please come to Dubai. <3

  • Come to Vancouver, Canada and I will personally have a gymfull of future fans there with me. D: omfg.... "The devil wears a thousand faces!" XD

  • This song fits one of my best friends so i sing it at him everyday just to piss him off. Totally works

  • Ahh! Cosmo! Come to Norway! :- )

  • You got airtime on radio milwaukee. You prolly don't know where that is, but it's in wisconsin, in the middle of the usa.

  • swear little big planets music is copying this :3

  • I love a man with a ukulele

  • this is great :) and the video clip is really cute too!

  • WHIPPED!

  • Why don't you come to Dubai ><

    Love your songs man.

    Plus ...

    You're so hot ;-)

  • I really want to send this to my friend....unfortunately it probably won't change anything.....

  • love love LOVE to the maxxx :)

  • Come to America!!! Northeast Pennsylvania in particular

  • Good song, better choice of shorts on the girl..

  • this is like jungle book soundtrack

    

  • I am addicted to your song. Please please come to Ireland, I will buy you and all the recorder players numerous pints of Guinness.

  • seen you play yesterday at live at leeds,really enjoyed the gig, best i had seen all day tbh. we dragged a few people away from seeing the pigeon detectives to come see you and i think a few fell in love aha

    gutted you didnt play this song though:)

    

  • i wanna drink in that shed

  • He(the singer) is very attractive

  • wow she's fiiiit, loving the whole video :) and what a choon

  • Video was kinda weird but hey, I'm in love, with this song. Made my week

  • 9 are devil women

  • why did they start rolling?

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  • We have all gone through this where we loose a friendship when one gets a new girl/boy friend....just love it...briliant.

  • We play this song at Victorias Secret. I love it! :D

  • @WaxFlowers that's how I found about about it. I asked the sales associate to go get the name and artist for me! great song.

  • This is the only positive application of the recorder I've ever seen.

  • you need to be more well known

  • @Oliinsall ye but if they do itlk be in the charts which will make it shit

  • sweet song! are there ukelele tabs for it anywhere??