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  • Is the narrator Claude Rains?

  • Well...... They were absolute puff's back then if they faint from a stone getting chucked at there head

  • I liked it!

  • growing up i knew one thing i use to see pack of dudes hanging out deep, i knew they were vurnerable the dumbest thing to do is gathering in packs. Or even one on one it does not matter to me, i will show humilty in the face opf the wicked but i will scatter them with light. it's not setting in fast enough let it beset all of them like a lightening strike mixed with sea water.

  • The rock had to thread in Goliath´s forehead, not make shit in his face.

  • louloublueno,

    The Commandment you are referring to actually says, "Thou shalt not murder." Murder, by defintion, is the "unlawful killing of another". While in war or battle, killing someone is not unlawful. This is why many Christians accept and believe in Capital punishment. Capital punishment is the lawful killing of another. God tells us in Genesis 9:6 that He allows murderers to be put to death by man. "Whoever sheds man's blood, by man his blood shall be shed.

  • I remember in the ten commandments that you shall not kill so if david is religious why did he kill goliath?? that's my question

  • @louloublueno1 david only slinged the stone he dint even know he might kill Goliath.Only God knows when.

  • Why does David look like a girl?

  • @blasphemy666111 vus he's small and tiny and skinny. Oh well, But HE FOUGHT LIKE A MAN!!!!!

  • @GurlCaa Give me Michelangelo's David any day. NOW THAT IS A DAVID OF THE BUTT-KICKING KIND!

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  • Asterix and Obelix??!!!

  • yeayyyyyyyy!!!

    

  • @schaub8able

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! xD

  • i love mythology :)

  • @litojonny mythology????...this was in the bible, meaning it ACTUALLY happend. The Bible is the BEST MORAL STORY BOOK OF ALL!!!!!!!! thats the only thing anyone shud live by.

  • great story

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  • es muy lindo :D :P

  • Lol it funny- I'm a Muslim, we're using the same story but we're all saying the other side bad and we're the good guys- and you guys are say the muslims were bad and we're good- religion is so lame

  • @killa34334

    People who use religion like that are lame :P

  • @killa34334

    This is true.

    Every religions has a story about a great hero who saved somebody.

    And the people that live today and decendents of that hero.

    I have yet to find a major religion that derides from that logic.

    You are very smart for noticing this early in your life.

    It takes some people their entire life to come to this conclusion.

  • Arguably the greatest fictional Headshot in history

  • So they rose an army and slew it in his stead. laws within laws, for slaves to rise.

  • why did they wait until they were chilling across a valley from each other instead of unleash him like sauron in lord of the rings?

  • 0:57-1:02 are those two guys swaying back and forth and hitting themselves with their shields? :/ that's what it looks like?

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  • boah! der is so geil! Der geile goliath!!!!

  • @dionysius09 David stuck his rock in Goliath's brain the end. lol

  • People just enjoy arguing whether they are right or wrong.It doest matter if it's an argument over if the sun is really hot. Its really just to claim dominance over one another. Whether god exist or not this is a great depiction of the biblical battle of David that Goliath.

  • jajajajaj nice

    

  • Killing is wrong.

  • people people its just a cartoon

  • very interesting cartoon love it!!! wayyy better than ben ten shit!

  • yea what happen 2 his head???

  • LOL, WHAT ABOUT THE PART WHERE HE CUTS OFF HIS HEAD?

  • @KeshnerfFilms Um it is a child's cartoon... probably not kosher back then.

  • Oh snap, I remember watching this a child. These were the days. <3

  • AMEN

  • HE SHOULD HAVE PUT SOME POINTS IN CONSTITUTION.

  • A very nice cartoon version of a very nice ancient fable; not exactly kids stuff in the 21st century, but to be fare, the 1960s were so backward.

  • @DawkinsoftheGap First, this is a historical event. Second, the cartoons they show now are stupid and highly inappropiate. They need more cartoons like these now adays.

  • @YeshuaisYahweh1 A: David&Goliath are real & important like Romulus&Remus. B: Stupid & inappropriate? Taste. If you think David murdering Goliath is kid fare then animate Revelation; see if CartoonNetwork will air it daytime. Revelation animated word for word would be more brutal than Gibbson’s Passion, not to mention more violent then a Saturday morning’s worth of cartoons. C: Stick with us until after this Medieval Break, because if you liked The Bible, we know you’ll just love World War Two.

  • @DawkinsoftheGap I would rather have young kids seeing this rather than that shit they show on tv now.

  • @YeshuaisYahweh1 You would rather have kids watch a white-washed, fairy-tale version of a violent Bronze Age book than have them see, oh, I don’t know... the actual factual, honest to goodness, English translation of that Bronze Age book? Oh, stop, I’m so idiotic, you said TV. So… This cartoon is what you prefer over, say, NatGeo Channel, TLC Channel, History Channel? PBS? Discovery? As for cartoons, ‘Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle’ is a masterpiece of fiction.

  • @DawkinsoftheGap You atheists are ignorant.

  • @YeshuaisYahweh1 You just called Hawking ignorant... wheres your Ph.D?

  • @YeshuaisYahweh1 I would have kids being taught about Cosmos and Evolution as well as the potential the human mind has. But people are stupid because mostly their beliefs tell them its ok to be.

  • @KeshnerfFilms Thats your opinion

  • @KeshnerfFilms So you would teach them about New Age BS right?

  • @thebig1 Yea your right. DNA, what the f*** do they know. More like Devil And Anti-Christ! Quantum shmantum physics, is hard so screw it.  God did it. Oh yes and, its really unholy how we teach tolerance. Those gays, blacks, and non-virgin women should all be lined up and shot. GLORY 2 HIS NAME! (<--- All Sarcasm if you didn't figure out.)

  • @KeshnerfFilms Evolution is not science but a man made religion. If you go back to its earliest roots it has nothing to do with science. Perhaps you should check it out and engage in some critical thinking.

  • @thebig1 Is not collecting stamps a hobby? If you don't compose a genre of music, are you a music artist? If you don't have a belief in a supernatural power, are you religious? If evolution is a religion and not a theory, then where can I find the nearest Church of Quantum Mechanics?

  • @KeshnerfFilms No one is saying science doesn't exist and that some forms of change occur but the bottomline is if an animial is a certain species he remains that species he doesn't evolve into another. Evolution as evolutionists refer to it is not science. Thats my pointy and real science backs that up.

  • @thebig1 what science backs that up? Sauce of dat info?

  • @8466672 how's that?

  • @8466672 how's that?

  • @8466672 why?

  • @8466672

    Wow...

    Look at your trying to troll other people.

    How sad.

  • "Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck the Philistine on the forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, and he fell face down on the ground." 1 Samuel 49 (NIV)

  • @8466672 if i think that gravity is fake, does it make it so. i cant see it so i guess it doesnt exist.

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  • @8466672 so do u think it was luck

  • imagine david vs chuck norris instead of david vs goliath. lol

  • chuck norris could beat him

  • @2face15

    The old testament isn't the new testament.

    So what does it matter?

    If you want to be nit picky. The Quran teaches evil

    And there is no revised version of that?

    Go troll somewhere else ^^

  • wow you guys shouldnt be argueing about things like this Gods word is not to argue over and besides it doesnnt matter whos right it just matters tht u have jesus in your heart

  • They forgot the part where he cuts off Goliath's head ;)

  • Spider-Man & Hulk

  • Don't shame on Israel. The Lord ordered the Israelites to kill every pagan (even their animals) that were enemies of Israelites because they were evil. The only way to get rid of their evil from spreading into the Israelites was to kill them all. It was a command of the Lord. Whoever messing with Israel gets punished by God. And it is truth. And ask God to forgive MickeyLove01. He is a loving, forgiveful, and merciful God.

  • @2face15 Forgiveful is not a word. Also, God is loving and merciful so He'll probably forgive you for calling all pagans evil and assuming He wants people killed just because they're not Israelites. Seriously, please don't spread your ignorance.

  • @Billie4Mozzarella You're the ignorant one. Where in my comment did i say that he wants all people killed because they are not Isrealites? How about you stop making stupid assumptions and actually read what i wrote. Read it slowly and try to comprehend what i wrote and what i was trying to get at.

  • @2face15 I apologize for making that assumption, but I don't believe you're being fair, saying "Whoever messing with Israel gets punished by God. And it is truth." because God isn't playing favorites with Israel. Also, in what way is killing people and their animals (who have no sin, by the way) a justified method to keep 'evil' away? That's hypocritical when love is being preached.

  • @Billie4Mozzarella Ok the whole thing of the killing of animals and the Pagans was back in the old testament not in modern times. And Israel is the land of God do you really think anyone that does anything to Israel will go without punishment? Keep in mind the whole Pagan thing was an order from God so no evil is spread throughout Israel this was ordered to protect the people. Nowadays Christians preach Love, Forgiveness, and Repentense.

  • @2face15 We have a different way of viewing things then, so let's leave it here. I don't think you quite understand the issue the way I do, and vice versa, so I won't argue with you.

  • LORD IS AWSOME

  • When you walk with God, you have nothing to fear! Amen

  • @treetoptop From your mouth to G-d's ears.My story likened to that of David vs Goliath.Me,a humble 57 yo grandmother who via fraudulent bank and court records of her own "death" has had everything taken from her.LINKED TO THE GLOBAL DEBT & DHS.The Goliath R the bully politicians attorneys in the WH partnered with the real mstrmd of 911(my nwo spouse who paid attorneys to probate me).We The People Against Corruption Campaign to Remove & Indict Obama et al day 396 Sun.Jul.31/11.Honey Siegal(alive)

  • Some of you ain't gettin' the point! If GOD is with you, who can stand against you!? Answer: A dead man.

  • goliath was half mexican

  • goliath was only 6'5 everything has been blown out of proportion

  • Some think Goliath was a throw back of the Nephilim.

  • Pretty conceated... "if u are going against israel u are going against God" i dont think God thinks that highly of u people...

  • In those days they used spears and swords etc, these days they use brutal force against an oppressed nation and even kill their children without remorse. Shame on you israel.

  • Goliath looked like he had a sroke when he died  lol

  • reminded me the scene at the beginning of Troy. Brad Pitt an the other guy ... But Troy is much much better ..

  • @jackal92672 i'd think you would prefer to watch a movie on David and his mighty men rather than watching troy. just think of watching 300 but bring their number down to 99 rather than 300 hundered and 1 guy can kill thousands of troops.

  • @jackal92672 i see where you're coming from, but this is a tiny boy against a 3 metre giant, whereas in troy it was an average size man (whose skills were far greater though) against about 2m man? so yeah.

  • Jesus said "Let any man who want to follow me, forget yourself, take up your cross and follow me.."

  • *rolls eyes*

    Such a shame all you people can't just respect someone's religion.

    Whatever. We don't need you and your ignorance.

  • true story

  • fantasy tales for children. 

  • Im making a comedy video on this

  • Why didnt he sever the head?

  • What of the part were David decapitated Goliath's head and dismembered his body in the name of his god?

  • jewish fairy-tale 

  • @pluvias Jewish fact!!!!

  • David reminds me of palestine childs throwing stones to tanks like Goliath

  • the HOLY ghost appeared to me last night, (maybe it was the tooth fairy, I'm not sure it was very dark.) anyway he told me in a deep echoing voice to spread the word of Bob. "Bob" I said, he said "yes, spread the word of Bob." so I said, "I'm ready, I'm ready." he said "Perfect, now go." then he dissappeared back into the closet. I'm still not sure what he meant.

    oh man, thats one goofy ghost.

    peace, lardo.

  • @lardo444 Hey, maybe it was Santa Claus that probably told to tell the kids about Sponge Bob.

  • @Godbtheglory1 it could have been, santa, tooth fairy, holy ghost, all the same thing.

    peace, lardo.

  • This is so stupid. It's just one person's voice for all the talking characters. And I bet whoever made this didn't take much time on it. It's way to simple and plain.

  • dear agent1180, God's Word is Truth and I can only hope that you will seek it out for yourself. You can begin by picking up the Bible and reading it. I recommend you start in one of the gospels like Mark. I'm praying for you agent1180.

    So where will YOU go when YOU die?

  • LOL..Sad part is, adults believe this bullshit. The bible is freaking fairytale plain and simple. It's like one of those random book of comedies.

  • Awesome cartoon!

  • Thanks for posting this...I'm hoping to show it to 1st graders to explain God's mighty hand as David trust God, even at the early age of 17, he had great faith.

    "Ah, Lord God! Behold, You have made the heavens and the earth by Your great power and outstretched arm. There is nothing too hard for you." Jeremiah 32:17

  • @allme4jesus Why are going to indoctrinate 1st grade students with this fairytale? Teach them how to think and question not watch and accept nonsense.

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  • @spidy505 I'm sorry but you really called someone a dumbass with that amount of spelling mistakes? Also why is God in capitals? and for your last comment, I'm sure the religious beliefs say that you can live your life well and do good things to get into the good books. Finally why does anyone care about religion or the after life? you're gonna find out when you're dead anyway, no point wasting your time thinking about it.

  • @GrumpleyGroo sorryi deleted my last comment because i found somthing out i publicly appoligize for saying what i said it was wrong but all i can do is pry and hope one day you all will understand sorry,and GOD bless

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  • do people actually believe this happened? that amazes me

  • Too bad the bible is just like the brothers grim fairy tails...not real facts

    and thats why I don't BUY BULL

  • So the moral of the story is: if you can't beat someone with your own two hands, just shot them and say you did in the name of God.

  • Tem na língua brasileira não??

  • The original boom headshot.

  • Boom Head shot

  • Goliath is my favourite Palestinian.

  • Psalm 110

    Of David. A Psalm.

    1 The LORD says to my Lord: (LORD TO MY LORD, JESUS!)

    "Sit at my right hand

    until I make your enemies

    a footstool for your feet."

    KISS the SON lest HE be angry with you... Psalm 2 by David

    GOD'S Son loves you... was CRUSHED for you... who else died for your

    sins, tell me? You think you need no atonement; for no greater gift then a MAN who lays down HIS life for HIS friends.

    MASS LOVE from up above... just pray to JESUS to tell you the truth admit your confused.

  • that's the most retarded story I've ever heard. A kid with a slingshot kills a giant man and the giant man had a shield, sword, and armor, and by throwing a rock he kills the man? Does the bible have any stories that can be sorta realistic? I mean the miracle on ice team wasn't because of god, it was because they worked their asses off, and all had a their spot in the NHL.

  • @dclaver2 First off, David was an expert stone-thrower. Secondly, Goliath may have had a thin skull. Third, he was probably wearing so much iron armor that when he fell down he couldn't get himself back up.

  • @dclaver2 What?? This is a great story to build up the morals of kids. We teach them that if there is someone bigger than you that doesn't believe in GOD, just shot him. Ha, ya this is a weird story, although almost everyone feels it is actually one of the few TRUE stories in the bible since it is also in the Qua'ran and in historical texts as well. Sheilds or no sheilds a long distance weapon has a big advantage over hand to hand combat so no big miracle here.

  • @geneva1999 I take back what i said, Jesus came to me in a dream and spoke to me. He spoke in a different language so i couldn't understand him but he spoke to me.

  • haha!MEL-O INC 1960

  • Too bad they didn't finish it... where David cuts off the head of Goliath.

    Also, David was much more fierce than that.

    "Who is this uncircumcized philostine?!" :)

  • those are fooking dangerous those sling shots .... i made one as a kid and ened up smashing the butchers window.

    oh, my moms veins were popping out of her head when she had to pay for a new window.

  • god spoke to me in april 2000.

  • @grabba73

    just had lunch with him

  • how

  • @Ninjamanproduction Well actually space dust made the word:p Like every other planet.

    And the koran disagrees with what you say, so whos right? tell me how you find that out

  • @Ninjamanproduction So you are being satirical right?

    Because you do indeed need proof to prove something.

    Hope you realize what the meaning of proving is, if not, go back to middle school.

    and the bible is not evidence, unless you believe unicorns are real don't tell me this story is real

  • @Ninjamanproduction and where is your proof?

  • Every looks like a twit on this video because they believe this story is true:p

  • Because it was inappropriate so I censored it.

  • @raincrow88 Censoring Bible, the Republican way!

  • @raincrow88 In your opinion you mean?

  • They left out the bit where Dave decapitates Goliath

  • cool im learnig this at school and its alot easyer to learn this way

  • @jdrrocks. Why would they teach this at school?

  • God bless you all!

  • Why didn't the isrealites just ignore his challange and gang up on him?

  • Because the Israelites were probably not wearing armor and their weapons were limited to arrows (they were armed shepherds, accustomed to mountain warfare).

    The Philistines had iron armor and weapons, which the Israelites definitely didn't have. They didn't have iron, and hadn't learned how to forge it.

    The Philistines also outnumbered the Israelites. They were a huge, professional army, and not like the Semitic peoples that the Israelites were used to fighting.

  • @MondoBeno. So then wtf is wrong with the phillistines. They should have just turned it into a merk show. Why bother with all of this?

  • The Philistines and Israelites occupied defensive positions; the Philistines had their Greek armor, and the Israelites were up in the hills.

    Saul's soldiers were scared stiff. The Philistines probably didn't want to bother hiking uphill; they'd rather sit and wait for the Israelites to come down and get slaughtered.

    When the Philistines saw David kill and decapitate Goliath, they all ran.

  • @MondoBeno. And if you watch the cartoon you'll find that the Israelites are already down on the ground, and ready to be slaughtered. Why bother with this David and Goliath stuff? The video says they were both already in the valley, and evenly matched. I fail to understand how any of this could have happened.

  • The cartoon isn't accurate. It's unlikely the Israelites would've had metal armor. If they did, only a few soldiers would've had any. Metal armor was costly, and the Israelites didn't have enough mines or fuel to forge metal in large quantities.

  • @MondoBeno. But they didn't wait for the Isrealites to come to them, they send Golliath to battle. Why do that if the odds were so much in their favour? They had much more to lose than to gain.

  • The Philistines weren't sending Goliath into battle. They were putting on a display.

    Goliath was their "champion", and twice a day, for 40 days, they would have him parade within sight of the Israelites while shouting taunts.

    The Philistines were in no hurry to fight. They were so confident, they figured they'd just wait, and put on a show in the meantime.

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  • wait a minute... is that the great Claude Rains narrating?

  • Yep, that's him all right...

  • hehe this was cute, they forgot to put in the part where David cut his head off, but whatever, its for kids! hehe

  • Killing in the name of God!!!

  • HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! DOOOO BETTER

  • why NO closed captioned in here video,,,

    put it on closed captioned in here video,,,

    thank

  • What?

  • @bestamerica why should we put captions in it? if you can hear and understand english why should you  read it?

  • I used to watch these ALL the time!

    OMG!

    I wish I could find "Little Johnny Everything"

  • raincrow88 do you still have more of this videos?

  • Does anyone remember a cartoon called Little Johnny everything? It may have been a Mel-o-toons but I think it was a series with it's own theme song. I can still remember the tune and some of the lyrics..."little Johnny everything he can do most anything...

  • Little Johnny Everything was definitely a Mel-o-toons and I believe was only 1 cartoon with music. Not a series. Would love to see it agian

  • Raincrow88, i love you, thank you so much for posting this. i've been looking for a decent online version of this to show my year2 (6 and 7 year olds) RE class next thursday and this is just perfect! thank you so much for posting this!! God bless, Tan.

  • Searching for truth? Read National Sunday Law by Jan Marcussen.Great book for the whole family!!

  • Now we all know that The Holly Bible is God's Holly Book, and the massage inside it is the Word of God , the Word of God is His Spirit and his spirit is he Him self so if you don't believe the word of God then you are calling God a liar which is The worst Abomination Ever to be for any body who does not believe in the Word of God. So autumaticaly if you don't believe in God you are a heavy sinner "Amen"

  • @teeggarscott. I don't believe in God. Therefore you sinner nonsense is meaningless to me. I'm not calling God a liar, that would be absured since he doesn't exist. The bible was written by men.

  • My friend, you are in a great error and you will need God regardless. God still loves you and want to save your life. You will need him regardless. I will have you in my prayer because you are a blind man althought you have two eyes. Jesus-Christ said all Knees will bow down before him. You will ask God for mercy one day because the loser devil enslave you;

  • do not let the devil enslaves your body, your thought.

    God loves everybody and he wants to save your life. Do not be rebellious my friend. Reconsider before it is still too late.

  • There's no such thing as God... so you sound pretty silly.

  • god is that which stirs dumb flesh to life