Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears

[Urmean15]

...Will it fly?

[phycofox858]

jake the snake tehe

[Zaroon115]

Wow my ipads being stupid.. MAJOR PLOTHOLE Solid Snake. Can't HAVE children!!! They purposely made his reproductive system not work when he was born!

[Zaroon115]

Major pothole

[legomovieman94]

02:48

OBJECTION!

You are headcrap zombie!

[Emonster20]

did you draw these? :o

[DesroyDemonocracy77]

Because you are headcrab zombie!!! *flails arms*

[redsai4lex]

...them...Then Jake Snake sliped on a banana peel and fell into a trap door leading outside, and after the giant (*(/< exploded setting off a chain reaction in the entire building... Jake Snake is falling to his death until a helicopter...

[Jasonbobdude]

GREATEST. ENDING. EVER.

[ImTheHamburglar]

No John, you are the demons

Then John was a zombie

[afireshadow]

haha camoflosh

[Skarlos131]

Metal Gear Solid Consequences! I dunno why, but it just seems too familiar xD

[lilacpilgrim13]

*snrk* Yeah, Snake's "friend".

[Sercil00]

if nameless faceless bad guy was just on the... bad guys side "because they have metal gears and hav weapons that shoot lasers", why didn't he team up with Jake Snake then? he has weapons that shoot lasers, rockets, "special" things, radar proof "camoflosh", and even his own metal gear. somehow.

yay, I found a plot hole in this! xD

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

it's shocking to see how bad ass SK makes his main characters. Take Jake Snake for example.

Then Jake Snake said "I have lasers too" and brought it out of his pocket where it was hiding and shot the bad guy in teh face.

"I dont like bad guys like that" Jake Snake said to the dead bad guy then he threw his cigar on him and he lighted on fire.

If I was fighting in a war, I would want Jake SNake on MY side.

[solidsnake30000000]

Jake snake.............

[TheDaytonaMan]

2:13 lol

[dragonballbruno]

something special LOLLLLL (penis)

[dimecollector1]

wtf is this, this is brutal!

[Jogonpants]

jake snake??? wtf! LOL

[HaonProductions]

And Jake McSnakefreedude used WEPON.

[tacoblocko]

2:48 "Objection!!! The metal Gears esploded!!!"

[Zuxtron]

I would work for bad guys too if they gave me weapons that shoot lasers.

[Entamrik]

"The dust went away" SEE YA

[phantom102]

I have lasers too.

[Efreeti]

Centuries from now, Squirrelking will be heralded as one of the great writers of our generation.

[TonyBranston]

@Efreeti Than again, today Shakespeare would be seen as some OCD nut for his adherence to Iambic pentameter.

[CaptainPlaz]

Another Squirrelking classic.

[49677severman]

LOL shot i dick at them

[vader329]

who made this plot?

a 5 year old?

[Apoc2K]

One of the brightest minds of our generation.

[rorkimaru]

Pretty good but just a bit too close to full life concequences. Many of the jokes at the start are direct rip offs.

[nige111]

They were both written by the same dude.

[rorkimaru]

Are you sure? The voice sounds very different and the style of delivery is a bit off in this one. Not to mention the shear bulk of recycled jokes...

[nige111]

That's because this is a narration, all of the full life consequences, and this were made by squirrelking.

[rorkimaru]

ah, so it's written by the same guy but the video is put together by someone else?

[Sashamunster]

Jake Snake and John Freeman should hook up to fight Metal Gears and Combines.

[waloumi]

and save the humens

[WhiteLycanXII]

... snake can't have kids.

[DarkAngel31678]

Worst metal gear solid fanfic ever! May as well change the name to this fanfic "Epic Fail!"

[ReikaiDemon]

no, change it to I NEED SCISSORS 61!

[LordZero666]

Im sorry i made you pay for lunch the other day.

[ReikaiDemon]

W-what? Who are you? I never paid for lunch...

[LordZero666]

Lol, i thought we were both talking about coronel. Seems like im a bigger fan than you.

[ReikaiDemon]

@LordZero666 That's what I said when Colonel codeced me in arsenal xD

[Roddy97]

how does squirrelking not have a book deal or a job at konami already?

[TheOtherChris]

I loved the Ace Attorney reference.

[Bladethepokefreak]

OBJECTION!

[Torren12]

Rocket gun.

Little pistol with an RPG in it.

Awesome. XD

[giantzombiechild]

and then john was a zombie

[OtherSpartin]

XD yeah i remember that

[Rahhelthethird]

Something special. lol

[kuakness]

...Boring. And I am not refering to the fanfic :P

[Malikahsfriend]

What the fuck kid? Its like i'm reading a fucking book instead of watching a VIDEO!!!

[bopx]

thats beacuse it is a piece of WRITING. people just put it on youtube to spread it around. see the link in the description

[Dustiferr]

The new snake should be sunny,enough dudes.

[bobafett4242]

...Interesting angle. I like it.

[v8freak55]

that would be pretty cool actualy. Sunny Snake, lol

[dfcvsd]

OMG SO FUNNY!!

5/5

I love how you say Jake Snake eveytime xD

[s0metaters]

this needs a little more enthusiasm...

[DuskBeforeDawn2008]

This guy did a good reading of Digimon Savez teh Wrold and Digimon 2: Return of Digimon, but I don't think he works so well here. A little more emotion would have been good

[TPepeProductions]

i think the no emotion was deliberate

[ddlink10]

ROCKET GUN.

[mrdurp9]

holy shit! he has a gun that shoots cocks!

[Agentoxedo07]

holy-terrorist:> *=* wow cool

[FirelightCascade]

THIS is why children are not allowed to play video games. :U

[Woun92]

Oh dear sweet jesus I lol'd

[IcEbRiCk319]

lol the funnest part for me "In teh face"

[stackopancakes]

OW FUCK!

WHAT HAPPN'D?

MY BALLS.

[FalconwingX27]

IN TEH FACE! XD!!!

[Rizarro]

Bad guy with weapon got the best reason for working for the bad guys ever...

LAZER GUN.

[Gojgera]

Bad guy with weapon has the greatest reasoning ever.

[chafenhimer]

JAKE SNAKE BEHIND YOU

[Leohuizar]

OTACON CAME!!!

OTHER METAL GEARS CAME!!!

AND DUST CAME!!!

hes gota dirty mind there

[bbqplatypus318]

Hey, Squirrelking is just stating what's on everybody's minds - Solid Snake is the motherfucker. A total ladykiller. Everyone is gay for him (and Big Boss).  Even women. He's probably got about 100 illegitimate children throughout the world.

I think squirrelking is truly a child prodigy with a mind years more advanced than a mere nine year-old's to be able to pick up on that.

/end sarcasm

[willfreedo]

They're all funny, yes, but... why haven't I found anyone pointing out that these fanfics' creator is obviously not a kid? I hope the reason is merely that very obviousness...

[TheGomperZoso]

XDDDDDDDDDD

[orgcon1]

How was I ruining mgs4 for ppl! I havn't even played it, But if I was right with a guess I don't think I need to XD I was just wondering why you didn't put otacon at snakes funeral thats all, just seemed a little strange :p

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD

[NinjaBusCow]

Poor Pants D:

[WIISHTFAUU]

Jake Snake...

...that's DEFINITLY not an innuendo.

[NaokoYouko]

This is....oh MAN this is amazing. xD If he wrote a sequel, /PLEASE/ do that one too. The deadpan tone you do this in just makes it even better.

[Rhythm]

Otacon: Fight the Metal Gear!

Jake Snake: I don't know...

Otacon: I'll be your best friend!

Jake Snake: Ok!^_^

WOT?!?!?!

[45axelh]

he shot his cock at them ?

[GangWarlord]

Very good, except Solid Snake can't have kids. It's genetically impossible for him.

[itsmynameok]

ur mom cant have kids. ur adopted.

[Urdeadflimsreturns]

Unless he did the same thing that happend with liquid and solid

[GangWarlord]

Haha, I almost wish that were true.

[SCRulerShinoda]

clones!

[Fr3E5tyle92]

[]D [] []\/[] []D

[ubberdemon69]

=d(-_-=d) good

[khyeadams]

Cammoflaush

[orgcon1]

Why wasn't otacon at snake's funeral, he's his best friend and lover?

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@orgcon1

first of all, dont spoil it for those who didnt finish mgs4, and second, keep your fantasies to yourself

[duracellplus06]

THEN WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[anonymous4698]

They all lived happily ever after.

The end

but srsly, I may very well do FoMG 2. I think it'd certainly be fun to do!!

Thanks y'all who liked this

[sollie7]

My favorite part is the Phoenix Wright reference XDDD

[pcg13]

Oh my gosh. I love you for this. Oh wow. Genius.

[AgentNoOne]

um this sucks only funny part the metal gear on the ground saying "my balls"

[hersheljr]

something special ;)

[Vaigue]

I missed half of this because I was laughing so hard. Awesome job! XD

[spinhook888]

God damnit.

[TourqeGlare]

The metal gears turned around and saw Jake Snake in a metal gear that Jake Snake hided somewhere.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Galenskapt]

Narrator sounds bored reading this. Not half as funny as Half-Life FLC...

[n8phin]

That's why I like this video. A different experience from the same brilliant author.

[volajux]

Hey this beats MGS4, At least Snake died.

[12econRave]

That "something special" made me laugh for whole day. 5'd

[blstuff]

Wears part 2?

[TVwatcha01]

I KNOW!

[TVwatcha01]

The author makes a really strong reference in the 5th paragraph. Going to the top of the sky, and flipping out of the sky to the water would be extremely painful, like solid steel hitting all of your body at once. Then he hits water, a liquid. The middlepoint between this is the solidus, his body hitting the water at once. He references all 3 snakes at once. Only a genius at this calibur could make a reference from other people's material, this author is truely the writter of our time. SARCASM/

[castlemedic]

I thought the same thing, I'm so amped some one else made that connection!

[castlemedic]

Dear narrator: I would like to hang out with you and pay you to hang out with me and narrate my life. I'm a rich man, I will pay good

[CenturionRyan]

This is truely a work of modern literary art.

[vampirehunterdjango]

So bad it's great

[Judgement40]

2:16

"WTF HAPPEN'D???"

"my balls..."

[BlueFoxXT]

Sure love those talking metal gears

[castlemedic]

Great justice.

[famasdan]

lmao

[mike2115]

I SHOT SOMETHING SPECIAL AT THEM

[Schweet916]

SO DID I.

[AlmightyFlarez]

BULLETS AND BOOMS

[Jaydarell]

This story is better than MGS4's ending. I'm not even kidding, at least "Fight of Metal Gears" made me laugh.

MGS4, on the other hand... can you say COP OUT, RETCONS and PLOT HOLES ??

[AdarianDreamer]

Agreed. I kind of wish I didn't look at the spoilers because they were terrible.

[BatOtaku13]

bullshit! bullshit! BULLSHIT!!

come on, how is this better than MGS4's ending? yes this is absolutely hilarious, but I mean come on.

[risendudelm]

funny man.

[MaximumCheeseage]

Ah, I don't know, I think this had potential cause the story is so win, but I really don't like the video or naration that much...

[bobrossfreak]

I think the moral of this story is that every side of a battle is cool as long as they have lasers on their weapons.

Yep.

[DBLHNDR]

hahaha camoflosh xDDD

[Dirtygit1988]

...What the bllooday hec was that...

[BenitaBombshell]

:bleed:

[SirGre]

ROFL Camoflosh.

[SpadeHand]

i have lasers too

[Foolfyer]

I enjoy fan-fictions....

O.K. I lie.

But this story made me laugh from it's grammar.

Jake Snake?

[weegar]

lol shot something special at them

[Zacloud]

Hilarious! Want sequel!!!!!! XD

[MythicalPixy]

JAKESNAKE

JAKESNAKE

JAKESNAKE

o.o Hilarious non the less.

[anonymous4698]

^_^

[MythicalPixy]

JAKESNAKE

JAKESNAKE

JAKESNAKE

o.o Hilarious non the less.

[Zypha]

If I hear "Jake Snake" one more time...

[blackheartsembrace]

Jake Snake,

joke i understand why your gettin irrate,

shall we murder the publisher of it :D

xD

[spinhook888]

I can feel these things eating away my mental faculties like acid, but holy shit are they funny.

[Scrb]

Purely hilarious.

[anonymous4698]

Thanks :)

[Spartan4077]

you need better dood narrate...I do...

[dixtre]

I love these kind of videos :D

I really enjoyed Half Life: Full Life Consequences and this video was funny too :)

Hoping for a sequel =)

[Draykid]

I love you.

Will you be my friend? ;_;

[50centxzxz]

funny

[xeogen]

This whole fanfiction doesn't make sense because Snake is infertile in the first place.

xD

[anonymous4698]

ಠ_ಠ

[Diorm]

...he? Wasn't that Naked Snake?

[Darkbeatdk]

You should totally animate the doom one as well.

[rileyvace]

Excellent, didn't know someone else had animated squirrelking's otehr work XD

[killallhumanslol]

looks like a dildo at the end that jake shot at them

[mynameisyarpy]

I want you to b my friend too. :D

[anonymous4698]

wat?

[mynameisyarpy]

I'm quoting the vid

[Callmeanon]

fag²

[anonymous4698]

9_9

[larxeneluver]

"Becaus they hav metal gears and hav weapons that shoot lasers" Good enough reason for me,I bet thier dental plan is awesome too.

[BluePlue]

Shot something special at them LOL!

[anonymous4698]

Whee!

Have you read his other work?

[Coyotesb51]

and shot something special at them

[amazingtrout]

This video needs more love.

[anonymous4698]

<3333333

[DuskyVDark]

"Got on a plane and drove fast" XDDD I love this, man.

[HydroAlexis]

hahaha this is awesome there was a lot of booms LOL XD

[HydroAlexis]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[anonymous4698]

:-D

[Jobeykobra]

I just came across this. I'm making a video in Gmod with this story. I created audio for it as well. Damn, I thought I was the first one to animate this story.

[anonymous4698]

This is really only a slideshow, not proper animation. Please go ahead, I'd love to see it :D

[yuyuzja]

It's a shame squirrelking's other story "half-life consequences" gets all the attention. This story is just as epic.

[anonymous4698]

I hear ya

[sveitadurgur]

"bullets and booms" jesus crist this is awesome