The Coolest Hipster Ever: Fashion

[DeathKnightsCow]

you look homeless? take that back you look like everyone from seattle you got the homeless hipster im better then everyone look going on

[krawlinsnake]

I wanted to not like this, (because I dislike hipsters) but I can not stop watching. Subscribed.

[yiga94]

much more hippy then hipster

[hardwear10]

looks like a bum to me

[goblinob]

so hipster, or homeless? 

[ZombieBunny501]

haha he looks alot like bob marley hes pretty funny too

[KarenSabrinaFlores]

I feel mind fucked.

[scurtis2006]

The "climax of orgasm"....hahaha

[destro513]

He look! It's Lazlo Hollyfeld!

[ImAYskrakr]

I thought if you call yourself a hipster you automatically lose hipster status? Dude looks like a fucking bum to me.

[kevincapz]

damn hes high

[SergeantScruffles]

just kill it

[Gright]

what's he talking about?

[TheManiacalGamr]

although noting my previous comment this guys a fucking douche bag i hope he's trying to be funny cause other wise he's just being fucking stupid

[AdrianMendenhall]

@parismio Hey guess what faggots stop incorporarating computer music into your "music", start using real instruments into your music, using normal ways of life and take a fucking huge break from technology like the the world needs to do, and you'll stop being fucking gay as shit and stop wearing your hair gay as shit and thinking you're the new genious fucking fashion trend, cause you're not! You suck! Fuck off & die Faggots! You really you think you're cool? Come the fuck on Stupid Dipshits

[TheManiacalGamr]

@AdrianMendenhall lol so basically your saying people should not try anything new or experiment with different ways of making music. do have any idea how much skill it takes to sit down and make electronica songs FROM SCRATCH as in make your own everything and not using samples and leads that are preset and kicks and w.e. believe me man it takes tons of skill. i bet there was some white ignorant bastard exactly like you back when delta blues was just getting started lol...

[OsheaElijiaAdamsLevy]

holly crap i saw this guy at roo.

he's the jesus. spiritual healer guy right?

[TeeEye84Plus]

I used to watch this when it had a few hundred views

[beavisandbutthead104]

He looks like a white Bob Marley. I mean the hair, the face, EVERYTHING! That's all I could think about when I watched this. Thinking is too mainstream anyway.

[drunkenn1nja]

What do you expect he signed an application....

[jedizombie420]

your pants tell you to get a job and get alife

[wolfeman323232]

this is my favorite youtube video

[tbailey2185]

Umm, WTF!?

[TheGradumate]

Your face look like bob Marley

[MaryKnowltonArt]

@TheGradumate his face??? haha

[znikacz]

@TheGradumate I was thinking the same thing.

[uchihaclan95]

Why arent you using Halvetica font? :0

[Ayokalyb]

That was funny as fuck

[lordthj]

His pants tell me someone has been using dope.

[penguinworm]

His pants are better than most conceptual art. No, all conceptual art.

[LanceATL]

Isn't that Lazlo Hollyfeld from Real Genius?????

[SecinMuz]

FAKE! eat a bag of dicks!

[flatulantbrothers]

actually when i see your pants i see some paint ..and the lack there of washing said pants.

[mrputo27]

@TheDownAndOutKS How would you like a round house kick to the face while im wearin these bad boys ?

[Chrisstine1993]

So much not a hipster. He said "that why I'm the coolest hipster ever" - OH sir! You just broke the rules! A hipster don't say they are a hipster. LOL

More like a homeless crazy guy.

LSD and other drugs for you my man!! So ironic!

[Silenus6]

@Chrisstine1993 yeah, that's myth. i know hipsters who know they're hipsters and say so, and have a sense of humor about themselves and their obsession with style and indie shit. they genuinely like that "pretentious" music and genuinely feel icky with stuff that seems overdone or isn't pushing boundaries. they're some of the kindest, least judgmental people i know. but, yeah, there are all types. right now its hip to hate on hipsters and judge them first because you assume they'll judge you.

[NocturnalCucumber]

@Chrisstine1993 It's a joke man, chill..

[car182]

hipster?? noooo jonky mmmm noooo just some drugs jaja

[TheDrunkenInsomniac]

Looks more like a hippie

[6black6bird6]

Difference between a hobo and a person who just dresses like onw is teeth. Because the man in the vid has all of his teeth, he isn't a hobo.

[abbyluvsvamps]

doesnt he mean the DECKEST HIPSTER EVER? lol fail.

sorry, "cool" is mainstream, but you got the hobo look down. :)

[thrashSJ]

i love how when he tells him to look at his pants again, he closes in with his camera lens haha...

[ConfusedSponge]

you look more like a hippy than a hipster. no no. a hobo.

[heyprettyboy88]

lololol this was really great

[lilpeacey]

I wanted to stop watching but your voice kept me from turning away. And then I realized you were trolling and you became my most favorite person ever. You should put out a book on tape. Doesn't matter which book, everyone will buy it.

[muffinpals]

Just because you called yourself a hipster your not 1. lol

[Zethar]

He made the actual voice for Xerxes in 300.

[Andrewthecoolraccoon]

He looks like Bob Marley

[mozangel]

lmfao! wow!



[givv107]

'my pants tell a story'

[jacobfishy]

1:23 is the best!

[t0psecretshit]

where can i buy those pants?

[DynastyTragdyzZ]

his voice sounds like a vibrating dild0 is in his throat 

[pauxsquared]

Jazz, you get that? Jazz.

[takanuva42]

No, seriously, LOOK at my PANTS.

[thequeenofneverwas]

HAHAHAHHA

[manicnoize]

//yawn//

[723cielo]

..."we don't like you we just wanna try you!"....

[ADemonicBanana]

this guy is a bellend..

[Seanleb90]

Is this shit real?

[AmongTheLivingBand]

i like his dreads

[rockomundo]

Zack de la Rocha's hipster brother!

[toastedteddybear]

awesomely bad

[CosmicCriminal]

i love this guy oh my god

[newerawearer]

fuck off Jack karouac is shithouse. I had to read that book at uni. hes a masagonist dick, all free. argh pisses me off, they sell ti at general pants now (australian hipster shop)

anyhow this video is funny i laufghed!

[onticistic]

@newerawearer do you mean misogynist? i can understand why you'd say that but that's pretty hyperbolic. perhaps he was a chauvinist, yes. he was definitely a womaniser and a bit of a bastard, but he had sexual and deeply emotional relations with men as well and in a sense treated them with the same amount of disrespect. either way he's still a great writer. he and the other beats. cheers man (also aussie)

[newerawearer]

@onticistic

Im not going to debate with you, but cheers for at least recognising he's a celebrated chauvanist/womaniser. yeh hes a good writer, it's weird that his novels are sold at general pants and his lifestyle is embraced in stupid costumes by trust fund kids. itsssss just a little shitttttttttttttey and i have nothign else to say, im off to have a soy mocha latte, have a good one

[onticistic]

@newerawearer haha. spot on brother. it's such a hipster thing to get pissed off at but i hate it when decent literature gets taken over and completely misunderstood by pretentious pseudo-literate twats who read shit so that they can say they've read it. all the best mate

[beatrockas]

matisyahu is that you?

[ilcs15f]

FUCK YOU

[prissirena89]

wow he does look like bob marley...not only because of the dreads but his lips and nose look like his.....even his teeth!! weird but yeah hes cute

[MrChungus]

So ironic, its not; so unironic, it is.

[platypae333]

Brung...

[Zimonias]

love your vids, i subbed, check me out too, please, i make art photography!!

[CosmicCriminal]

lmao at all the people thinking this dude is serious.

[NickOldsComedy]

Regardless of whether it's satire, you all watched it because you're fascinated by hipster culture. Those who want in, and those who can't afford it

[soccerguy130]

@NickOldsComedy ..hipster fashion isnt expensive. hipsters shop at thrift sotres.

[sammydavisvintage]

@soccerguy130 Yes, true that! Check out the latest THRIFT WARS episode on my channel. You'll see hipsters going head to head in a Goodwill. xx Sammy Davis Vintage <---------- so not a hipster

[brokok17]

Zack de la Rocha?

[Tyton]

I dont hear miles davis playing. I hear a baby crying in the background cause im really stoned.

[Dimitribangbang]

"MY Pants Tell A Story.." This guy is most deff on something and I want some too. :)

[meffjangum]

The fact that you label yourself a 'hipster' automatically invalidates any credibility you have on the scene which you so desperately want to join. Amateur.

[iunnodiapeys]

0:18 white bob marley

[velveetaslingshot]

That was weird....Miles Davis was playing when I looked at his pants.

[spites1]

what is this bullshit? this is not artistic, the words you finger painted on your jeans do not paint mental images of old jazz musicians. tell me this is satire, because you've got to be fucking kidding me

[gretschsounds]

i fell asleep as soon as i saw his face..i woke up a few minutes after the video ended.

[pezilla123]

i fucking hate hipsters

[thetrojangods]

A real hipster would NEVER admit they were a hipster.

[ShatteredDiscoBall]

oh yeah, well my underwear tell a story I bet yours don't >.>

[wearekarma]

This guy's a yoke.

[dance689]

Since when do hipsters like jazz? It's not a bunch of art school graduates recording themselves screaming in a basement while throwing PBR cans at a drum kit and calling it music.

[FriendlyHumor]

Bringing back word art is awesome. It's like the reincarnation of Ian Curtis.

[Iconoclaster]

I've met him. Damn I can't remember where though. He was actually shy and nice though.

[girlsplayguitartoo]

Oh man. I love his voice.

[Buzzkill9300]

Yo @bigj687 that was actually a brillant comment. Props.

[loulis1925]

MUSIC IN INTRO???

[mmaluverBAD06]

hes like a mix of zach delarocha and bob marly! XD

[dekinky]

i dont hear jazzz i hear crap

[ohhrichie]

lol he looks more Stoner

[amaximc]

Hipsters are not cool and a lot of them stink and their jeans smell. Ughhh I'm tired of seeing them in the city. What's cool to me' are people who go to school get an education become successful, which doesn't always mean being wealthy, they have a healthy family and give back to those in need. Hipsters are gross losers.

[brianne13910]

ROFLMFAO this is fucking hilarious!!!

[TheFunk124]

why are you calling the cops? did the retard escape? yes hes on this video.

[bigj687]

A hipster cannot admit to being a hipster, because then they would be conforming to a hipster culture. However, by definition, a hipster cannot conform to anything, so admitting to conforming to a culture which doesn't conform, creates a conundrum which allows you to divide by 0.

[haza35]

FAGGOT

[helicopterscantdance]

no such thing as a cool hipster

[outdoorkunu]

can a hipster be cool to other hipsters?

[queen6852]

I'm looking!

[queen6852]

Bob Marley?

[DAKMAIN]

"No, seriously look at my pants.." *zoom* That made me laugh!

[blueTwentyTo]

not cool at all!, he admitted to being a hipster.

[AirForceGirl05]

awesome!

[solidblood]

i cant tell if he is an actor or really a hipster idiot

[jsanch22]

i hope he purposely said 'you can see those cheeks' when referring to charlie parker. dizzy gillespie had the huge puffed out cheeks. i really hope he put that in there for people to catch the irony.

[huevosteve]

it's obviously a joke. but you gotta be a little hipster to be that ironic.

[Kompot01]

@huevosteve Yeah! Irony is only a hipsters privilege!

[nousvenons]

and he loves DETACHED LOVERS....the band of course...hell.... me too!! lol DETACHED LOVERS RULERS!!

[alex549]

theres no such thing as a cool hipster lol

[lirrguy]

This is nonsense... but dude nailed it.

[beats1969]

you wouldn't know miles davis from bob marley !!! by the way .......how old are you ??

[beats1969]

the homeless haircut is ,so, 20 years ago ,or, is it hip ,again .

[yada147258]

Nice dreads you hippie honkey fucktard!

[helenER816]

fashionista.i love you

[skylinehearts]

lmfao he looks like bob marley

[breanab3]

hahahahha

[conorwith2ns]

his voice reminds me of melted chocolate

[avalanchesoul]

if you rounded up all the people who make these videos into a room, no doubt they would sit around looking at everybody else thinking "what a bunch of hipsters!"

[NVClownin]

The story of his pants: This guy hasn't showered in 4 1/2 years, and his ball stench is killing me. The End.

[PinkFloydrulez]

Look at this fucking Pantster.

[sandman503]

pretty sure this is a joke, but theres a million dudes link this in portland oregon these days.

[WTFGiordan]

he looks like he should be from pirates of the carribien..... that's not how u spell it..... caribbien, carabien.... haha idk

[SLORRP]

you see that word on my pants, and you know i mean business

[simplelittle]

The Coolest Hipster Ever? More like Dirty Hippie. Or is this what makes it "Ironic"?

[linkinShaolin]

Man, I swear he looks like Zach De la Rocha of Rage against the machine a little bit!

[RocknRollDina]

omg Jesus! you stopped healing people around union square? wtf

[slackerprophet]

I have not stopped healing around union square. I am currently in Boulder, Colorado. I have always been a nomad but I always make my way back to Union Square at some point.

[cavan132]

Jazz

[conorwith2ns]

your voice is like chocolate. mmmm...

[kaylavictoria321]

wait is this a joke, cause if not i want to be your bestfriend

[cas74real]

hipster=poser

[TheChocolateDiamonds]

"before it was new age it was my age"

[NinaNegative]

"Look at me ... Now look at my pants!"

That was fucking awesome.

[KC7689]

natty dreads man

[gbboi]

word

[KylahEide]

MARRY ME!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[elsquibbs]

This is hilarious.

[SmokinBabies]

whoa dude, youre deep

[sykoleprakaun85]

is this a joke? or is this the completely pretentious crap that hipsters dig. Just cuz you read Kerouac and own a guitar you've never played does not make you artistic.

[MrChockablock]

Word.

[madtownX3]

I feel like you asking that proves that you have no right to watch this video or judge 'hipsters'

[tommygoodkin]

@sykoleprakaun85 YA IT DUZ!

[rsantos1989]

@sykoleprakaun85 pretentious is an overused hipster word.

[japhyryder1205]

@sykoleprakaun85 i dont understand why kerouac is deemed hipsterish. i hate hipsters with a passion, but i love kerouac, he's a great novelist. his poetry is some of the worst haha but he's a great writer.

[Drewmoder]

@sykoleprakaun85 theres no way this is real because hipsters are too hip to use youtube

[Lucanking]

@sykoleprakaun85 It's what happens when you smoke too much weed.

[MadOldPete]

@sykoleprakaun85 *facepalm* no, it's totally in earnest. yeesh ...

[manuntd2009]

@sykoleprakaun85 its a joke, hipsters are annoying fucking fake poser assholes.

[jcfbell3001]

it's the villain from The Crow

[GenreConspiracyRock]

wow... he has changed quite a bit in the last couple years

[XxNurseXNecroXx]

i like his voice.

[indietone14]

he looks like bob marley

[SevenAgain7]

@indietone14 he looks like a shit

[MAJE2TY]

@indietone14 yea lol ... "my pants tell a story "

[SpoonsForks]

@indietone14 except that he likes 2 be white

[indietone14]

@SpoonsForks I said that he looks like Bob Marley.

[BoyOfSteel101]

Lolz out the fucking arse,

this is hilarious

[Daphnnepuffy]

im inloved whit this guy :)

[tomhhasdf]

hey, this guy is cool

[electricbubbles]

This might be the best thing ever. I wish my pants told a story

[jckstnly]

dang dude hipsters shower you aint one

[poopg3]

seriously look at my pants...they tell a story. "my pants tell a story" haha

[swingfromparis0709]

Het maybe everyone should understand the humour before they comment

[looters]

hahah great comedy

[Blastaar7]

the fuck?!