Yogscast - Star Trek Online Review Part 3: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[MWTproductions1]

What just happened?

[Ranelso]

This is the direction I see Runescape going.

[ArchSpawn]

love how its free to play now....

[wulfsaga2]

ATTENTION ANYONE, STO HAS USER AUTHORED QUEST, BASICALY USER MADE THEIR STORY QUEST, AND THIS WAS NEVER BORING!

[wonszlol]

Salty...SEaMEN?! Wtf xD

[Wienerschnitzelchen]

I want to play Old McGinty's wooden leg so hard right now...

[countwhitechocula]

The only thing that got me about star trek that made me go wtf was the fact that if you are in a ship and go into warp speed your brain would most likely smash against your skull and thats it for you. The movements they make in the ships would most likely tear your body apart. But i guess if it was realistic it would be booorrriiinnnggg. Everyone would just be remotely controlling drones with no one in it.

[TheBoomdoom]

that emote isnt exclusive

[TheSnappynz]

this is just like listening to a YogPod

[joetri10]

@TheSnappynz All their old vids are.. This is what the Yogscast used to be before Minecraft pretty much.

[RealHeadcrab]

@joetri10 Yep yep =P

[invertex1]

honestly, i bought a lifetime subscription to both star trek online and champions online, and i haven't touched them since week 2.

[TheMikesc15]

i dont know why but i laughed my as-s of at the "you wanna fuck" part and the qeen :D

[Forkez]

@TheMikesc15 Why are you censoring 'ass' but not 'fuck'? :D

[Lewiiiiiiiis]

Lewis laughs so hard in this series of videos, it's hilarious !

[TowardOliver]

OMG... WTF is this... I don't even...

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT space queen XD

[MalLionheart]

It's going to takew me a while to get through 1178 videos...

[xtremenator2]

@MalLionheart I got through every single minecraft video in under a week :D. Any specified amount of time would be trolled by people saying " Why not in one night? ", and more things like that. One step ahead trolls :D

[Baleur]

@MalLionheart done yet? :D

[CreeperPootis]

What's wrong with Lewis's laugh on this video??

[Impactmyee123]

Omg laughed so hard watching this.

[mrfrenik]

Lewis' laughter makes me a happy boy.

[worlockandtwilly]

Lewis laughing = Roflcopter



[epic7112]

i love 6:43 wanna fuck?

[TheDarthani]

I really love Lewis' laughter so much.

[MrClone501st]

@BlueXephos Will you be reviewing Star Trek: Infinite Space when it comes out? Just wondering, love your videos by XD

[Rasiel1337]

This is so funny that they wonder off so much from the game, haha.

[benyli99]

Lewis laughter is so FUNNY

[JamesonAshbeck]

lmao this was one of the funniest of all the yog vids.

[Remakersification]

Oh salty seamen... Although, I have heard that semen has a distinctly salty flavor. I've never really been possessed to try it, though.

[xNinjaBeetsx]

beam mi jaffa cake up scotty =D

[noobenstein]

I never saw this before... wow.

[cjmkael]

Lewis' hardcore laugh: brilliant.

[egill12]

I think this is a qut from the yogpod couse the pirate mmos is exactly like when they talked about it in the yogpod

[SuicidalBadgerz]

@egill12 It isn't.

[Reapent]

wonder if they've ever played Freelancer, that came was actually pretty badass, wish they made the sequel.

[yrs4vr]

I would love to be in the room with the two of you, just hearing what will come out of you mouths next! Thanks for making a girl laugh!

[ginsberguru]

nice! i laughed so hard!

[dezoblok]

8:00 - 9:05, funniest thing EVER and his laugh!!!!!

[Lethknight]

lol my cat jumped up when simon did the khaaaaaan :P

[AsiniusNaso]

Space Queen oh my god.

[coregoon]

Space Queen reminds me of Doctor Who and Starship UK.

[FALCON94967]

so simon hasnt hasnt he ever tried pirate's of the caribean online?

[TheWarbirdPhoenix]

A quantum singularity would have formed where my crouch used to be if his version of janeway hit on me like that,lol

[HotteSimon]

Omg Epic laugh dude xD

[SpockCraft]

I loled so hard my balls burst!!!

[Kissa3]

oh my god, the jaffacake bit made it for me !

[NumberOneLeo]

I totally lost it at the queen part!!!!!

[Lukishika]

@NumberOneLeo i started to snort and chouk

[Lukishika]

I kant bread

[pwed546]

i fucking love these...and i'm a minecraftfag

[monkey26473]

@pwed546 Then gratz man, you are hereby promoted. from this day forth, you shall be known as DAVE!YOGNAU(GH)T!

[imantonater]

does he have dioreaha at 2:59?

[jharrod123]

Put the bong down boys....

[TheDangerNewt]

OMG Simon totally needs to do more rants like this!

[Earthquaker100]

khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnn

[SamLukeEthan]

that voice made me laugh so bad! :P

Should try Eve:Online and do a video on that i`d love to hear your stance on it? :)

[Baleur]

@SamLukeEthan LOL i doubt they would make it through 1 day willingly XD

[Forkez]

@Baleur The learning curve has had people hang themselves, that's true. After a year of playing I still only know about mining, refining, fitting, flying and shooting. I know nothing about stealth systems (as I'm an industrialist) anything like that. It takes AGES. Which is awesome. As opposed to games that have been datamined to hell. :P

[cloudftw93]

0:53 i got a new text alert

[ajkriz86]

So hilarious!!! I need the audio file of this, so I can load it on to my ipod. If you have a bad day or something, you just listen to this and here you go, your day is awesome again!

[suki3275]

8 dollars to yell KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN lmao

[swift4o]

at 0:55 starts the cumming of a 75 year old man that ejaculates for the first time in 30 years with 1 box of viagra

[JapanForSale]

@swift4o Well, I mean that's worth an extra 5 pounds, isn't it?

[MrPeanI]

i didnt click on this to watch star trek i just knew that it would make me cry with laughter :D

[MrPeanI]

i didnt click on this to watch star trek i just know that it would make me cry with laughter :D

[anonymepelle]

video of the year: all years!

[Eldinarcus]

Woah, this game is 50 pounds! My video games dont even weigh close to a pound c(:

[JakeBGordon]

@Eldinarcus that's really not funny and a quite overused joke

[Eldinarcus]

@JakeBGordon I have never heard anyone say that "joke" before. BTW it wasnt a joke, I was being dumb. Whats wrong with that?

[funkchild75]

Boring and boorish are two different things. But yeah the Yogcast is one of the most hella funny channels on youtube. Keep up the good work team.

And STO was and is a fucking horribad game.

[funkchild75]

Boring and boorish are two different things. But yeah the Yogcast is one of the most hella funny channels on youtube. Keep up the good work team.

[saquist]

You're perhaps the last two people to be criticizing STO for it's lack of class....

Not to run to it's defense or anything but you two are boorish and crass....which is exactly what Trek Fans have become....star wars fans...

[MyCaptainPugwash]

@saquist omg fan boy calm down, these two are just normal funny lads, and STO is boring with buggy and repetitive game play

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

@saquist

if theres one thing these guys aint isboring, the number of views and the amount of subscribers they have proves that.

[kanharn]

agreed the game is a joke and totality terrible.

[Nayef32]

this game is poring

[Christina314]

Christ, I wish I knew you two irl. >.< You two are so funny!

[PsychopathicW0LF]

rofl no wonder you dont like it. you suck XD i wonder how far you got becuz theres plenty of great story in this game, like fighting the Crystalline Entity and going back in time and much more, i laughed very hard about janeway though

[PsychopathicW0LF]

@PsychopathicW0LF on another note i feel bad for anyone who doesnt buy this game becuz of there crappy review i got vids of this game on my profile and it is nothing but fun :] im currtly uploading a fleet vid which is a 20 player mission.

[HerEyesWereWild]

Man, I don't even care about Star Trek Online, I just love to hear you guys talking about Star Trek! You're hilarious! I got the giggles same time you did. :P

[shimma25]

I am in tears laughing at "Old McGinty's Wooden Leg" - Absolute genius stuff, I love this kind of deadpan humour. Love the phrase "Text-based pirate MMO" - you guys are legends!

[Rasiel1337]

you guy's are geniuses.

[crysis1234567]

lol british comedy ftw

[cprich22]

when your zoomed out from the solor system are u at warp?

[FahttGdome2]

WERE!!!!!! :D

[TX51]

hey guys!! lets go left lol

[Aortal]

AAAARRTRRRRRJJJGGGGGHHHHaaaaaa­aalalala um...

[Aortal]

LOL

[JacksimusTheGreat]

Funny as hell!

[brianwpb]

Work a few Janeway impersonations into each review, regardless of if the game has anything to do with Star Trek. The power of Janeway compels you!

[dojle74]

The game was crap but I would not have watched this review otherwise so that makes it wort the 50 I bought it for. You guys are hilarious =). And I got a Star Trek T-shirt...

[PraetorianPhalanx]

The commentary is awesome :D, but this game just looks aweful.

[0Absolution]

.... where can i find more info on this pirate game?

[ninjahornet24]

...i wonder if theres still a pope in the future

[mesteryoda]

my god what an awesome commentary :D

[Synfoola]

Holy Christ...I just finished watching all 3 parts of this and I can't stop laughing! LOL!

[SeToNiZatOrius]

u wanna fock ?!?!

[demon212]

omg make more commentaries hahahahaha

[ricefarmer]

how much is 50 pounds in regular money

[slippysleeveen]

4 Trillion 'Regular Money'

[Z4rifion]

@ricefarmer

regular money?? lol you mean The Dollar?

$77.36

[Skope111]

you is ignorant, regular muney?? u meen tha dollar?

(No I dont actually type like that, I just had to simplify it for this rice farmer.)

[BizarreBurrito]

Regular money? I do not recall what that means, 50 pounds is regular money, do you mean Canadian money? Pesos? Those are all "regular moneys".

[ILuvPillars]

@BizarreBurrito He means his Regular Money, Good old Sterling Pound.

[mcflurey667]

Janeway: "GET YOUR TROUSERS OFF!" rofl i cant stop laughing at that

[LarryBogary]

some some what of a fan of the shows, enought to get all your jokes at least. Anyway thanks it was fun getting stoned to you guys.

[platolol]

this game looks silly

[NeoOsiris19]

You guys are fucking awesome, Simon is a funny ass bloke.

[Yamanjazz]

Part 3 is the best :)

[tdreamgmail]

best review ever

[4outof10]

Janeway's rampant comments - hilarious

[t0nyating]

hey guys...your brits and you didnt mention EVE online...(practically a national passtime for you) also have you played any more "mainstream" mmo's? how does the game measure up? i understand boring...but really that boring? by the way dont mistake me for being a hater...you guys are funny as hell!!

[spriggan181]

salty seamen, where can i download

I was laughing so hard.

[joecool280]

You guys are sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!! I was pissing myself listening to this!

[HeadlessHessien]

space queen....rofl

[bad4ever2001]

Lol; epic, epic, epic.

: - D

[LonelyAdventures]

This game is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

And repetitive, yes I know it's a mmorpg, but for fraks sake after level 6 this game becomes a complete chore!!!

[Ironzealot7531]

remember how shitty WoW was in beta?

[UncleSickey]

Amen LA, this MMO makes the old N64 star trek games look like genius.

[BashirH]

after the way they handled the debacle that is champions online, this game is destined to be a shit sandwich.

[80zoego]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHA HAH HAH HA HA HA HA...i love you guys!

[BashirH]

lol, ironzealot is going through thumbs downing everyone who enjoys these videos i think. don't ya dare badmouth his favorite mmo.

[fatetreat]

getchya pants off lmao

[Ironzealot7531]

man

these guys aren't the least bit funny

[Ironzealot7531]

meh

I like the game, I'm not sure what they're problem is with it exactly

[Boatright]

Give the game some time and you will see. It lacks substance, it lacks everything a good game should have. It is bland as hell.

[Ironzealot7531]

your opinion =/= fact

I've played it since the open beta and they've already made some remarkable improvements in that short amount of time.

As of right now, the game is fun for what it is. It has great potential in the future if Cryptic keeps at it. Check back in a few months.

[SnuffleKitty]

You know the game might actually be kinda fun if you got to listen to these two talk about Star Trek while you were playing it.

[GranoblasticMan]

Hey everyone let's go left!

/go left

/go left

/go left

...

[MysteryoftheGods]

@GranoblasticMan /go right

aawweee..sorry. i messed it up

[BashirH]

@GranoblasticMan

i'm that guy.

/go right

lmao

[whysammy]

Lol beamed into her belly!

[BashirH]

i haven't laughed this hard in a while

[outsider1580]

This game is pure dog shit, and I love MMO's and Star Trek.

[Andreazor]

"You wanna fock!?"

[irock104]

How did you guys get the beta version of the game?

[Daginni1]

I was iffy about this game, but now that I actually see it. I just don't want to play it at all.

[Metalcoz]

Cheers guys, was actually gonna waste money on this. Think the only way I would play it is if you guys were on vent, you've earned a podcast subscriber

[zrogon]

You guys are hilarious, and thanks for the "review", up until this video I was actually considering buying this piece of horse s...

[The40Kwarrior]

I like the idea of 'Beaming' Jaffa cakes dirrectly into my belly lol good stuff.

[TheBastabom]

omg you guys crack me up. "Hey guys lets go left" roflmao!

[BashirH]

hilarious

[idonthaveacoolcar]

lol you guys are so funny

[Wicwire]

Brilliant. I mean the colorful commentary, not the game. Lewis and Simon, you fellas should do your own version of "Mystery Science Theater 3000". For those unaware, MST3K was a comedy series from 1988 to 1999 about a man and his robot sidekicks who sat through bad movies, making fun of the flawed plot, bad acting, and improvising lines for scenes as they saw fit. A perfect format for the Y.O.G.S.

[ph34r]

i dont think i even paid attention to the screen and just listend to the commentary hahahaha. you guys are hilarious

[Gumpization]

It's text. Like black background.. And white text..

[Humboldter]

rotfl!!! watched all 3...although I'm saddened by how boring it appears to be, I was thoroughly entertained the entire time...loved the janeway

[rhynerisdead]

LOL you guys talk about janeway exactly how my buddies and I talk about janeway. keep up the good work.

[TheRuggedOriginal]

The salty WHAT?!?

[squiddygamer]

ROFL

LAFFED HARD

janeway

"get your trousers off lol"

[knut987654321]

zom fucking funny

[erich10001]

you guys are dorks, and unfunny, pretty lame

[rhynerisdead]

they are funny as fuck if you know star trek

[LelouchLeBritannia]

If you dont think they are funny you have nooooooo sence of humor, they are funny as fuck. should watch star trek too you would deffinalty think they are funny then.

[erich10001]

ok, ill take your word for it they are funny trekkies

[dpsdan4]

its 50 pounds!!! wow it weighs allot

jk

[Summers4545]

LOL you guys should do radio :P

[Highwind886]

Seriously, the only reason I'm watching all of these is to listen to you two rant. I'm loving this.

[HereticDuo]

the talking is so crap its become great to hear, do more :)

[kendal0000]

ive actually started playing this game, and im actually really enjoying it. im finding it huge fun. Each to their own though :).

[aveffects]

you should have your own review show like this pls do more review like this

[kooodeal]

LOL OMG funny

[Rokolith]

this is fucking hilarious

[WinterWeaver]

omg hilarious you guys... I'm crying from laughter XD

[YouGotPwntDotCom]

damn! 50 pounds? how many discs is this game?

[BanBom9688]

i know you guys dont want to say it but you wish this game was more Like Star Wars Galaxies before they fucked it up with all those stupid patches.

[aocvvcephei]

these guys are hilarious omg fuking imba stuff here

[Darxtorm86]

The wooden leg mmo sounds brilliant

[bobafett4ever]

Thank you for the laughs. Brilliant!