Whoever disliked it I will pay H To slowly rip you apart and gut you like a pig... P.S while you get ripped apart I'll be STILL ALIVE PPS While you get gut like a pig I'll be STILL ALIVE PPPS When you are fed to the rats I'll be STILL ALIVE
"Damn It GlaDos! I am all out of cake and I didn't finish studying for science! I really could do with your cake!" - Crazy Kid who lives next door. I honestly heard that one day
@MNmiknik I am not using this to get thumbs up i am simply trying to spread the word that android hell is waiting to take in anyone who dislikes this song.
if they make a portal 3 i will kill them, i love portal, i love glados, but if you have the same villian three times it just gets stale, i.e. banjo kazooie
@RockinHardWithStyle I actually have nothing against gay people. I didn't say the song is gay; I love this song. FPSOtsal called the song gay, which doesn't really make much sense because a song can't actually be homosexual, and if he meant "gay" as in "stupid" then I meant the same about him.
@FPSOtsal Does calling people and songs "gay" really satisfy you? If you don't like the song, there's no point listening to it, commenting on it, calling it gay, or calling people who like it gay. You get no cake. Now fuck off yourself and go listen to something you like instead of being an asshole.
@FPSOtsal how is this a song for little girls? its a malicious computer AI singing to the main character after the game is completed. how is this "gay" and a "retarded song for little girls?"
@azza943 Actually, I don't use "gay" as an insult. I find it annoying when people do use it as an insult, like this person did. I don't understand why you're putting the blame on me when I wasn't the first to use "gay" as in insult and did it only to put emphasis on how this song was "gay". I also don't understand why people would even call something "gay" or use "gay" as an insult in the first place... it's just ori. There's nothing wrong with it whatsoever.
@SSSangue This song has nothing to do with homosexuality, so your point means nothing, and if you are referring to the actual meaning of the word. which is "happiness" this song is far from "happy" sounding.
@SSSangue "you're putting the blame on me when I wasn't the first to use "gay" as in insult and did it only to put emphasis on how this song was "gay" yes you did.
@azza943 I didn't mean to say the song was gay. Typo. e.e I meant the song wasn't "gay". But whatever. Say what you want, I don't really care. Song is not gay, and if someone wants to say the song is gay, they can go say it directly to whomever created the song in the first place. Not going to comment/reply another time because there is no point in it.
@commandoknife29 Yeah steal someone elses comment to insult me. I never said anything bad about you so please don't insult me. I would like to see you say that to my face. Now please stop insulting people.
The irony of it is, is that men who can't watch something like because they think it's too gay(which it isn't) aren't secure in their own heterosexuality and are ashamed of themselves because of it, if you really were a 100% straight guy you could watch this and not care. Methinks though dos't pretest too much. Not that there's anything wrong with you being gay, only douche bags would care.
@Jabikz Please, if you're going to criticise someone's grammar, at least make the effort to use proper grammar in doing so, it should've been "Nice grammar, you fucking cunt." I strip you of your rank, and dishonourably discharge you from the grammar nazi army, now, get out of my sight!
Noo again n00bs from Cpt. Sparkles :/
Jaba00f 21 minutes ago
that was a joke haha, melhor risada q eu jah vi
DarkLeonellus 2 hours ago
thumbs down on the comment below cuz its stupid
rune112dk 2 hours ago
Thumbs up for CaptainSparklez
TheOrtiz53 7 hours ago
who else thinks that in the begining of the song it should say you just keep on trucking till' you run out of cake
tonygeorgedamore 12 hours ago
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAPTAINSPARKLEZ CAKE CAKE CAKE CAPTAINSPARKLEZ
StyleOfGrief 13 hours ago
LIKE FOR CAPTAIN SPARKLEZ :D
dasekball 16 hours ago
This song really makes me like GLaDOS for some strange reason....
skybluejellybeans 16 hours ago
This is my ringtone
jynxie3vex 16 hours ago
If you dont like this song your "companion cube" will get "youthinized"
MCAddict97 17 hours ago
This is the best song about science ever!
trunkschan910 17 hours ago
@trunkschan910 Ever heard of They Might Be Giants?
RaynaOfSunshine 16 hours ago
Singing this with my brothers
CTdra1337 18 hours ago
To people who disliked: If your "still alive", I "want you gone".
xD4RKP4ND4 18 hours ago 5
honesty people who are like i kill you if you dislike basically you saying if you have a different option ill kill you
namer655542 21 hours ago in playlist Songs
never played a portal game but the songs are awesome.
tenryuzora 22 hours ago
Soo relaxing xD
1markookram 22 hours ago
i love this song so much but its so depressing, dont know why..
breathechannel 1 day ago
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE (HAHA). FAT CHANCE
Minecraftglover 1 day ago
Epic Song.
FamousStarsAndChris 1 day ago
Captainsparklez sung this song at the end of better togetherm ,best song evaaar
WcGhost2 1 day ago 8
@WcGhost2 THATS WHY I CAME HERE :D
erikreith111 21 hours ago
lol there's a portion of GlaDos dedicated to cake making. Can't believe the folks behind the portal gun bothered make that. 0.0
cockatoo777 1 day ago
Disslikers are not still alive
sarxin 1 day ago
lol captain sparklez sang this in the end of better together :D btw love this game (and 2)
dood7464 1 day ago 38
@dood7464 i just watched that
CoolerTheSwe 16 seconds ago
Whoever dosn't like this, watch out. If I see you disliking this video, well lets just say you won't be "still alive"
103Liam 1 day ago
@FPSOtsal you know who is gay??????
YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!
asdf movie :)
jaggs1989 1 day ago
mmm warm fuzzy. really dark though...
kotetsu131 1 day ago
Whoever disliked it I will pay H To slowly rip you apart and gut you like a pig... P.S while you get ripped apart I'll be STILL ALIVE PPS While you get gut like a pig I'll be STILL ALIVE PPPS When you are fed to the rats I'll be STILL ALIVE
ShadowDragonElite 1 day ago
hey Chel, i think she's still alive....
mineycrafty99 1 day ago
"Damn It GlaDos! I am all out of cake and I didn't finish studying for science! I really could do with your cake!" - Crazy Kid who lives next door. I honestly heard that one day
ShadowDragonElite 1 day ago
THIS IS AMAZING. and I didn't even play this game. (yet)
MegaMrSteveO 1 day ago
@MegaMrSteveO well buy it its amazing
PS3sacker 1 day ago
Great song for a ending of a game
vilameat 1 day ago
1195 people prefer justin bieber...
Shenobita 1 day ago
This song was a very cool treat at the end of a very cool game. :)
JF3300 2 days ago
This music is awesome! The game is awesome!
MICAELCOSTA 2 days ago
I can't believe it took me until today to play/beat portal... really great game, IDK why I never got around to playing it...
MASSRCOR 2 days ago
The cake real you guys...wanna slice?
jonathonwallen 2 days ago 2
@jonathonwallen I already have some cake,but thank you for asking :3!
RedRadz 1 day ago
Manly tears
ElaxHD 2 days ago 7
@ElaxHD I knew I wasn't the only one. : P
FANGSUP7 2 days ago in playlist Songs 2.0
1,195 people forgot to play the game.
ShadowsProducers 2 days ago 2
CGPGrey sent me here
Annamariaxsx 2 days ago 5
Got the orange box for half life 2 but I personally enjoyed this game more
muiscnight 2 days ago
@muiscnight Yeah half-life 2's puzzle's didn't make much sense to me. Portal had a good story behind the "why you are doing this"
washiwashiable 2 days ago
sweet vid
423friedchicken 2 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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awangdcsz 2 days ago
The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that disliking this video will earn you a nice spot on Anonymous' hit-list.
AnonAery 2 days ago
YouTube is ful of assholes who don't appreciate how to comment on music
joethebluepikmin12 2 days ago
This is totally gonna be my funeral song! :D
Chloe4277 3 days ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
still a better love story than twilight...
TeamTSaze 3 days ago
dislikers - justin bieber fans
mapukmapuk 3 days ago
GLaDOS - Whoever dissliked this will not get a cake!
I got your acts
sarxin 3 days ago
@sarxin But the cake is a lie.
Sincerely, Anti-joke chicken.
peter4real 3 days ago
who disliked this?
KILLERXISM 3 days ago
This is the song I'll play at my funeral.
LoveMachine103 3 days ago
This video is nearing its conclusion. The Enrichment Center is required to
remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
i3uilt 3 days ago 2
I Sung This With Cleverbot :)
MitzyGirl123 3 days ago 100
@MitzyGirl123 He messes up on a few points though
Zacen299 2 days ago
@MitzyGirl123 WE ALL DID!
NICKREAPER316 1 day ago
@JPG126 <-------- This user likes men... wanna fight about it?
JPG126 3 days ago
sounds so happy untill u lisnt to the lyrics . Creepy but happy.
888mlee 3 days ago
worth completing the whole game just to listen to, but seeing as i'm replaying the game anyway...
Baseyg6 4 days ago
People that call others gay eat cake.
JoeyClimax 4 days ago
Is it from Portal or Portal 2?
NeliaNens 4 days ago
@NeliaNens it is from portal 1: still alive
Trailerdilla 4 days ago 2
Realy love this song :3
NeliaNens 4 days ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
1,195 people have a good taste in music and are not homosextual
FPSOtsal 4 days ago
This song made my boner hit the floor
bergy305 4 days ago
Nearly 14 Million people did not eat the Cake and are still alive! :D
283kieran 4 days ago
@DotZorthax <-- This user is very gay.
DotZorthax 4 days ago 3
the hunt for FPSOtsals comment begins....
ScottWired 4 days ago
@ScottWired I'll help you out! I said this song is very gay. Thank me later... or not.
FPSOtsal 4 days ago
@FPSOtsal LOL, ill skip the thanks
ScottWired 3 days ago
Can someone explain to me what is this? Is this a robot singing...?
gonyuu 4 days ago
@gonyuu No, it's actually an airplane crashing into the ground.
turkeymannen 4 days ago
@gonyuu Because this is a bad song
FPSOtsal 4 days ago
@FPSOtsal YOU ARE = YOU'RE
and am arabic god damnit!
jasem95 4 days ago
Hm. Catchy.
BewareSwordflash 4 days ago
Song before beating the game: Meh. It's decent.
Song after beating the game: I FEEL SO GOOOOOOOOOOD NOW.
mttloebach 4 days ago 3
Did anyone spot 'Charlie Brown' in the credits around 0:33 ?
Mr70016 4 days ago
13 million hits
No joke
commandoknife29 4 days ago
I don't even play Portal and this is my favorite song.
lolipop86724 4 days ago
My ear cancer was magically cured!
wtckcs 4 days ago
@wtckcs You're an unbelievable faggot.
ArmoredFelix 4 days ago
@ArmoredFelix i think someone needs to go outside
wtckcs 4 days ago
@wtckcs It's scary outside though. I don't think so.
ArmoredFelix 4 days ago
@wtckcs now ur still alive!
brandtsback 4 days ago
The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that disliking this video will earn you a nice spot in Android Hell.
GLaDOStheAIofScience 4 days ago 95
@GLaDOStheAIofScience lol, using the same comment on two videos to get thumbs up. sigh..
MNmiknik 4 days ago
@MNmiknik Some people just don't get enough attention in their life... Leave them alone and just mark these comments as spam :)
DonCogo 3 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
@MNmiknik I am not using this to get thumbs up i am simply trying to spread the word that android hell is waiting to take in anyone who dislikes this song.
GLaDOStheAIofScience 2 days ago
@GLaDOStheAIofScience Whatever. Just saw the same comment on two videos; thats all.
MNmiknik 2 days ago
The cake itself was not a lie, you getting the cake was. Sort of like when someone leads you on, they exist but you're not getting laid
NXTG3N3 4 days ago 2
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NXTG3N3 4 days ago
The cake is not a lie
KhorneBerzerker0 4 days ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE
zebaz58 5 days ago
Voice warper.
yummojammo49 5 days ago
Awesome Still Alive song is Still Alive.
DrBreen26 5 days ago
Favourite lyrics:
Even though you broke my heart
and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece
into
a fire.
RougePhantom01 5 days ago
cake
TheInvalidChronicles 5 days ago
type this was a triumph in cleverbot
TheDynaPig 5 days ago
i love cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ToeMayToe17 5 days ago
this video is 20%cooler.Fact
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ertuzom 5 days ago 3
@ertuzom Somehow, I got here after a bunch of pony vids... So yes, it is 20% cooler after that fact.
GimmeDatElephant 5 days ago
glados works for the combine now not black mesa
noahjsheridan 5 days ago
@noahjsheridan she never worked for black mesa...
Gellis2009 5 days ago
1 195 people want to eat the cake
Jakaryus1 5 days ago
if they make a portal 3 i will kill them, i love portal, i love glados, but if you have the same villian three times it just gets stale, i.e. banjo kazooie
SuperAnimefan7 5 days ago
Gee, I wonder if GLaDOS is still alive...?
hypergunkid 5 days ago 3
lie is a cake
Drarkere 5 days ago
the cake is not a lie! and i have proof!
animekittycatgirl 5 days ago
@animekittycatgirl Yeah
Lexington2am 5 days ago
@WingedSceptic I suck on your dick and then you shove it in my pooper. I then crap all over your huge dick. Now shut the fuck up you homosex.
Jabikz 5 days ago
the last morality core that you have to incinarate sounds like a reguler zombie from left 4 dead :O
whatafuuuuu 5 days ago
the cake is a lie...
the cake is a lie...
the cake is a lie...
the cake is a lie...
lucasbudega 5 days ago
This song made the game complete! :)
tjarkowner 6 days ago
I play this song in my last christmas
sandrof100 6 days ago
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tylersantiago 6 days ago
Aww am I the only one that feels bad for glephos?
LoRDxLuCieNx55 6 days ago
@LoRDxLuCieNx55 its glados and no
krazyk264 6 days ago
@LoRDxLuCieNx55 She trys to kill you numskull and she helps you in Portal 2
Lexington2am 5 days ago
im glad they gave us something to do in the credits
TheGori225 6 days ago
HOooooooooOper !!!
rouliann 6 days ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
This song is very gay
FPSOtsal 6 days ago
@FPSOtsal <-- This user is very gay.
SSSangue 6 days ago 29
@SSSangue homosexual or stupid?
LemonAssassin 4 days ago
@LemonAssassin Whatever he meant when he said the song was gay.
SSSangue 4 days ago
@SSSangue Wauw you really dont like gay people i see. How can a song be gay?
RockinHardWithStyle 4 days ago
@RockinHardWithStyle I actually have nothing against gay people. I didn't say the song is gay; I love this song. FPSOtsal called the song gay, which doesn't really make much sense because a song can't actually be homosexual, and if he meant "gay" as in "stupid" then I meant the same about him.
SSSangue 4 days ago
@SSSangue Your very gay now fuck off and get a life and stop listening to retarded songs for little girls
FPSOtsal 4 days ago
@FPSOtsal Does calling people and songs "gay" really satisfy you? If you don't like the song, there's no point listening to it, commenting on it, calling it gay, or calling people who like it gay. You get no cake. Now fuck off yourself and go listen to something you like instead of being an asshole.
SSSangue 4 days ago 63
@SSSangue I love you <3
ASoapyWaffle 1 day ago
@FPSOtsal how is this a song for little girls? its a malicious computer AI singing to the main character after the game is completed. how is this "gay" and a "retarded song for little girls?"
dontforgetyertowel 1 day ago 3
@SSSangue <--- This user is very insecure with his own sexuality.
azza943 3 days ago
@azza943 No, not funny, NOW INITIATE THE FLAME WAR
sr2017 3 days ago
@sr2017 No, rather not, NOW INITIATE SLEEPING PROCESS.
azza943 3 days ago
@azza943 Lol, fyi, I'm a girl, and I have nothing against whatever ori anyone has.
SSSangue 3 days ago
@SSSangue Then you're just an idiot who uses "gay" as an insult.
azza943 3 days ago
@azza943 Actually, I don't use "gay" as an insult. I find it annoying when people do use it as an insult, like this person did. I don't understand why you're putting the blame on me when I wasn't the first to use "gay" as in insult and did it only to put emphasis on how this song was "gay". I also don't understand why people would even call something "gay" or use "gay" as an insult in the first place... it's just ori. There's nothing wrong with it whatsoever.
SSSangue 3 days ago
@SSSangue This song has nothing to do with homosexuality, so your point means nothing, and if you are referring to the actual meaning of the word. which is "happiness" this song is far from "happy" sounding.
azza943 3 days ago
@azza943 Oh for god's sake, I never said the song is gay.
SSSangue 3 days ago
@SSSangue Well this is going along spiffingly, isn't it?
Th3UniQu3 3 days ago
@SSSangue "you're putting the blame on me when I wasn't the first to use "gay" as in insult and did it only to put emphasis on how this song was "gay" yes you did.
azza943 3 days ago
@azza943 I didn't mean to say the song was gay. Typo. e.e I meant the song wasn't "gay". But whatever. Say what you want, I don't really care. Song is not gay, and if someone wants to say the song is gay, they can go say it directly to whomever created the song in the first place. Not going to comment/reply another time because there is no point in it.
SSSangue 2 days ago
@SSSangue As long as you think so, you are a beautiful person.
azza943 2 days ago
@FPSOtsal <-- This user is very gay.
Shpong1ed 6 days ago 2
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w2010rcdas 6 days ago
@FPSOtsal <--- this guy is a homo
commandoknife29 4 days ago
@commandoknife29 Yeah steal someone elses comment to insult me. I never said anything bad about you so please don't insult me. I would like to see you say that to my face. Now please stop insulting people.
FPSOtsal 4 days ago
@FPSOtsal
The irony of it is, is that men who can't watch something like because they think it's too gay(which it isn't) aren't secure in their own heterosexuality and are ashamed of themselves because of it, if you really were a 100% straight guy you could watch this and not care. Methinks though dos't pretest too much. Not that there's anything wrong with you being gay, only douche bags would care.
CoolerAlphaMail 1 day ago 2
The 1193 dislikes are the ones who are deads , thumbs up if you are ok !
Ptitskateboy 6 days ago
this song will be playing at my funeral
mrbunny4137 6 days ago
Portal 1 song better than portal 2s :) anyone who's got Xbox live leave name I send reqest
ezio123cool 6 days ago
But theres no such crying over every mistake,you just keep on tryin till you run out of cake 0:38 to 0:46
SubscribeToXiemens 6 days ago
The song I will play if SOPA and PIPA does not pass.
zakristone 6 days ago
Thumbs up if you're still watching this after waking up from cryo-suspension in the Extended Relaxation Chamber
ronnieiskickin 6 days ago 5
Dr. Heiter was listening to this during his experiments.
Yohoho151rum 6 days ago
Meaning of life = cake.
Cake = a lie.
Meaning of life = a lie.
:(
Treemiamum 6 days ago 164
@Treemiamum But the cake was not a lie
ItsAmysCrazyLife 6 days ago
@Treemiamum The cake was actuly not a lie -_-
Lexington2am 5 days ago
@Treemiamum Wrong the cake is not alie so Cake=hidden
meaning of life=unfindable for Lazy nerds
aut316 4 days ago
HEY WHAT JUST HAPPENED? AWESOME SONG SOUNDS TOO AWESOME MY EARS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEYWHATJUSTHAPPENED 6 days ago
@5240nero Nice grammar you fucking cunt.
Jabikz 6 days ago
@Jabikz sir may you plz stop being a douch? thx you ;D
HEYWHATJUSTHAPPENED 6 days ago
@HEYWHATJUSTHAPPENED hehehe xDD look at me im 11 and i liek da reddit an da portal hehe xDD cake is a lie.
Shut up faggot.
Jabikz 6 days ago
@Jabikz Please, if you're going to criticise someone's grammar, at least make the effort to use proper grammar in doing so, it should've been "Nice grammar, you fucking cunt." I strip you of your rank, and dishonourably discharge you from the grammar nazi army, now, get out of my sight!
WingedSceptic 6 days ago
What the hell no cake in portal 2
MrBangBoomPow 6 days ago
If megaupload revives AGAIN and FOREVER, this is what i will be listening 1 sec later.
RumblezMan 6 days ago
MEL ON SINGSTAR!!!
sandervanheerde 1 week ago
This has annoyed me for years, what is the image meant to be at 2:24?
LaunchMinecraft 1 week ago
@LaunchMinecraft I think that was Glados
Gam3ification 1 week ago
@LaunchMinecraft A camera. OR a turret.
OptiSD 6 days ago
Is Megaupload still alive ? :p
Keudjak2a 1 week ago
@Keudjak2a yes
MrLaser9000 1 week ago
For Portal Crashing's in windows 7 Please Click my channel..
coder0091 1 week ago
Anyone notice the black mesa logo at 2:12?
ThePieMaster219 1 week ago
@ThePieMaster219 yep
whatafuuuuu 6 days ago
This song will be played at my funeral.
acdcgame 1 week ago