Tour de Beard #7: Tucson

[MannyZtheWolfWarrior]

WHERE TEH F*ding!* ARE THE CACTI?!

[duckss83]

Does anyone else get really exited to see them just a few miles away from your house?

[KotaJMomo]

Is that the first *pants*?

[thunder3duck]

I want a camera in the other car.

[cdbud5]

i was hoping matt would get hit in the head.

[storry1234]

on the road almost all stations are static besides the spanish radio

[ssbrwl]

tiempo also means weather

[MariazzZebra]

1:29 That Was Awesome :D

[Psyberologist]

All of you guys are so cute and scruffy if that means what I think it means cause English is not my first language. Pero, es la verdad! (neither is Spanish)

[Blaze1289]

@silasanddavis Because Explosion Wednesday didn't exist yet.

[LANEnews1]

woah...I think I've been to that beach.

[TheANBart]

So hilarious ^^ pants!hole. I don't know a shirt about arizona. Nobody does, urw.

[MeenyMcSweeny]

I think I have TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL dude crush on Craig. Hmmm....Doesn't sound as manly as I thought it would be? Ah screw it...

[AustinIsGo]

I'm so mad I missed this!!!! I live in Tucson! Plz come again

[UnderCutProductions]

"i don't know jack *Shirt!* about Arizona...nobody does...your welcome" nearly pissed myself XD

[AtomVidKid]

O____________O

there's no 2:37...

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[TaraB972]

hahahah, i was watching this video with headphones in, then i dropped them right when the subtitles came on. Good times. Oh and I laugh every time with Sam and that Mat, true story :)

[oneawesomefreak1]

omg when you guys fist pumped i laughed out loud

[ShotUrGoldFish]

hahaha this vid id so funny

[laurenkoehnvideos]

I started from the very first wheezy video, and so far the humor and videography in these videos has been my favorite.

Though it's fruitless to say the bestest is better than the best; hardly constructive criticism.

[yuntras]

i speak spanish as m first lenguage :)

[BackSideOFFThemoon]

Why do you drive so long to play hippie music.....and why are u driving trough Nevada not watching area51 and alienZ.. and why are u waisting my time..when i should not watching yout..orn

[joemoex]

i know about arizona I live there :/

[obstinaXcore]

hahaha, i live in Arizona!

but i didn't know about you in 09..

[Mer1002]

i love the wookie. <3

[JapanamationPhil]

the cloud at 1:33 looks like Ireland

[Kayte52]

@JapanamationPhil

LOL good eye

[Whymetakehim]

1:37 made me laugh, awesome

[samburg123]

wheres the wookies beard

[PRODVDi]

hooray for BEP 's IGF

[98Clank98]

Exactly 10,000 views

[fishsticx]

The fist pumps made me lol.

[CarrieTheLynn]

FACTS ABOUT ARIZONA: It is illegal to have a donkey in your bathtub.

Lots more where that came from. I'm a native.

You're welcome.

[ChameleonToes]

hahahaha you guys seriously make life better. ^^

[FlamingHomelessDude]

what,,,,,,,,,,,,,why¿!¡?

[danpete6]

In Minneapolis, you are playing at the Nomad pub. Since I'm a minor, is it possible for me to attend?

[mazzwillrocu]

sPAnish

[ChateauOfADoubt]

that's how I escuchar a la radio en español tambien.

[radsurferchelsea]

Surfing only?! Yesssss!

Haha.

Yeah, that was- duck- one of my biggest critiques.

Hahaha

[akalaynee]

Great meeting all of you in Vegas (I was the girl doing security for you guys)

Anyway, Craig, I was wondering the same thing about the cacti....i thought deserts were sand and cacti. it's just rocks, dirt and bushes. Lame.

Awesome concert, though.

[ElLapiz24]

well, it depends which desert your at, because some have lots of cacti and some are just sand

[Caramelsweetie22]

This is the most underrated channel on youtube methinks. You deserve more subscribers.

[Fittons1989]

definitely agreed, i don't remember how i got onto him but def spread the word of wheazy waiter

[chelseajo62]

swimming yeah

[pi21nc355]

If I see "wookie" one more time, I'm going to flip a shirt.

It's "WOOKIEE." "WOOKIEE."

[Perrons7]

If Justin didn't have a beard, he'd definitely look exactly like Zach Braff lol

[sillynstubborn]

isn't pero dog?

[gaphary]

I think dog is perro.

[matrixmetroid]

pero=but

perro=dog

[sillynstubborn]

oh. thanks

[sillynstubborn]

thanks :)

[kattlinyakno]

pero is but, perro is dog.

[MissTimewaster]

5 stars for the car camaraderie. =]

[wrhall]

make that 10.

[Numai4z]

Aw, Arizona isn't that boring.

Okay, it is.  But still. I'm taking offense at that comment, Justin.

[CoolJohnDog]

I don't know jackshirt about Arizona, nobody does.

You're welcome.

[gabingabby24]

Tiempo is weather in spanish. She was talkin about the weather. haha

[ColleentheBoyd]

approved ;)

[MainCharacterChannel]

That last wink was pretty funny.

[License2Bill]

Tonight's gonna be a good night...It's hard to believe that the same terrible songs become successful in America AND the UK, and all over the world. What happens to the great music? It is ignored...Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, MegadetH, MetallicA...did they ever even exist?

[lawdnasty]

LOLL the last wink was beast!

[BlueZephyr16]

eeee i live in tucson! how exciting!

[MourningStarLucifer]

I always wanted to learn spanish. Never got around to it. : /

[fortheloveofLDS]

I love the durating theme with the sleeping bag. It's ingenious. ^^

[fun76unlimited]

Concerning the Wookie-- now I just don't know what to believe.

[SpikeHawk]

They could have meant perro and couldn't roll their r's, but whatever

[corkie5555]

HAHAHA the mat catching bit gets funnier every freekin time hahahah

[hp1peaceout3hp]

haha niceness =D

is matt talking about national treasure at the end?....

[FliXeRoCk107]

nah i think it was Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, because ; "X always marks the spot" is one of the lines in it :)

[hp1peaceout3hp]

oh haha, ok, i've never seen that movie. i heard the catacombs in italy part and it reminded me of national treasure.=]

[dawningsun]

Hahaha, 'tiempo' doesn't mean time.

[PixelatedGroove]

....I'm pretty sure it does?

[BigDodonga]

Yes it does.

"Estupido" means you, in any case.

[IndianaWalsh]

it means both "time" and "weather"

[CrazyCanine2001]

oh, and YAY!!!! wookies back!!

[CrazyCanine2001]

duck. lol

[WorldofWit]

I hope you enjoyed San Diego! I live there and was bummed I couldnt come to the show!

[uhmmgoshhhitsme]

Indiana Jones. Hahha.

[prettyxpinkxbows]

I have family in Arizona and the first time we visited we actually drove from Las Vegas and I was not satisfied with the amount of cacti there.

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

LOL

[SiennaElderly]

Arizona observes Mountain Standard Time on a year round basis(meaning they don't bother with daylight savings time) with the exception of the Navajo Nation--located in the northeast corner of the state--which observes the daylight savings time change.

I know a *shirt* about Arizona. (And I don't even live there.)

You're Welcome. :)

[Semlohwerd]

lol, documentary.

[ZeldaPhan]

I wish i could go to the show Craig! I'm about 4 hours away, major sad times! D:

Sorry that Tucson is so boring though! You should play in Flagstaff next time!

[LiterallyTheJoy]

yay, I was in the video!!!

[songsfrompaul]

Silly Wheezy - Dr Noise and Searchlight are totally different musical entities! However, members of Searchlight are giving Bill a hand as his backing band :)

[m1k3z0r2]

I'm gonna say this again, you guys suck! Cause you're playing a 21+ VENUE IN PORTLAND SO I CAN'T GO!!! BOOOO!!!!!! :( *Thumbs Down*

[jennabunnykins]

Sam is so dreamy

[aphsknight74]

Perro means dog.XD

[raziasshadow]

The Spanish word for anus is anos.

You're welcome.

[Raphaelus13]

ano*

[raziasshadow]

;___;

[ChurnedKeyboard]

Anos means years. You're welcome.

[raziasshadow]

No, años means years. :3

[DontMindManda]

I drove from Arkansas to California this summer and wondered the same damn thing about the cacti.

[belidama]

this serie is great! i was worried it'd become one of those boring tour things, but this is really great fun to watch :D

[toxicOrawr]

Ha ha! I love the camaraderie between you guys. No seriously I love it. really.

[Friendswobenefits]

I can feel the camaraderie between the two vehicles.

[ihearttheplanet]

i heart sam and i always laugh at your videos your a proper ledgend

[23wishesfromsexy]

hahahaha, god i love you guys ;)

[Rob6203]

No shit, I have played at the bunkhouse before... I hope they pay you more than what we got

[dsprack]

Craig's beard is the best.

[lizzimy]

XD I love Sam's bag!

[MrChrismanning]

Tiempo also can mean weather. Weird, I know.

[ricardjorg]

True. In Portuguese, the word for weather and time is also the same - tempo.

In Spanish is tiempo

[TenkanVlog]

LOL, at the end they acted so normal. They got so used to Sam's bag. xD

[luchilenium]

I love how even within this section of your videos, you manage to create great running gags :P

[flamshiz]

indiana jokes 'documentary'

hahahaha

i love continuing jokes

[JIMBOBSQUAREPANTS42]

ahahaha i love it how there always talking about indiana jones :D

[ramblingsofafool]

You always make me giggle x)

[breakthroughassault]

pants...shirts...lol

[Br0kenEnGliSh]

last crusade!!!!!!!

[SmartSmartass]

One fact about Arizona--It is so unreasonably hot there in the summer that hell has board meetings there. You're welcome.

[LeoCleo22]

i love the sleeping mat thing!

[ThreeStepsBack]

haha, your funny

[mochelleyo]

You made my already fairly awesome day :D

[lordprobe]

What? Why? lol

[Gyroglle]

that made me laugh as well

[ledzeppelintsrts]

HAuHAuHAuHAu these vids are so effing funny man...

[zQWASZX]

It's actually genious how you can make me laugh SO many times within 3 mins!!! How do you come up with this stuff every day!!! And you've even got awesome running jokes! I'm so glad i found your channel through Truth Or Fail...

[Aliyns]

+1 zQWASZX. =)

[zQWASZX]

Right abck atcha ;)

[XXwrestlingchkXX]

O M G! So Funny!! i Love U Guyz!!! <3

[ThisisGee]

Well, I got to meet you. But couldn't stay for the show. Huge bummer. Hope the show went well.

[singin4pennys]

Facts about AZ:

One of the very few places Saguaro Cacti will grow.

It is home half of the year to thousands of snow birds. Who all drive very slow.

We have the Grand Canyon. It's supposed to be pretty big.

We are part of the Four Corners.

Arizona became a state on Valentine's Day, 1912.

Arizona is characterized by the 5 C's: Cattle, Cotton, Copper, Citrus, and Climate. No, Cacti isn't one of them.

There you go!

[splicegrrl]

Sam running on the beach is like watching Baywatch all over again (except no slo-mo).... Wait, WHAT?

Have fun in Vegas (again).

[TheArtsyTuber]

2nd wink, lol

[doctornoise]

Searchlight is not my band! lol, but I wish they were!

[moremegan]

This is totally my favourite channel that I've recently subscribed to. I've become a beard lover!

[nmsujew]

You should come to New Mexico at some point...

[alwaystextback]

The black eyed peas and "sometimes we just look at each other" parts were sheer brilliance.

I love Tour de Beard! I wish I could go to a show :\

[spartan14LAX]

it was awesome at hangart. i wish i could've hang out longer. but i had to go. i got the shirt tho!

[heylookFINCH]

The show was awesome tonight!

[GoddessFeronia]

Will you be playing overseas sometime? =D

[ElleOkay]

Arizona is a funny place.

I should know. I live there.

I take it you had a boring drive on I-8?

The drive up to Vegas will be much better. You may (will) even see some Saguaros or Cholla (C-holla!) along the way.

[HonestlyReal27]

can i have the woogie's autograph?

[imtang0708]

The beards are looking fierce!!!!

[Thalz]

your friendship with your band makes me too happy

[thatzak]

This is my favorite Tour de Beard video yet!

[joebob1379]

You need to tell John Green that what used to be the "side bar" is actually called the doobly do. He isn't sure what to call it.

[silyrabbit67]

Dear Craig, You are looking quite scruffy. Sam however, is a hottie... and I don't care about the other 2. -Jodi

[preyforproof]

Hey! I'm in Arizona...

[akirapills767]

Oh this is a good one

[mlm21591]

"Some times we just try to look at each other"

For some reason that had me laughing for like 5 minutes.

[rmac40]

I ate hasbrowns with a lot of chalula sauce, which isn't that hot of a hot sauce, and It burned worse then anything I have ever had on the way out.

[x0kindlemyheart0x]

I love the winks!

[Pantokraterix]

I also totally love the sleeping bag gag.

[LawlietWannabe]

I love the beard update music

[BeckyNarcolepsy]

Your vlogs make me love beards.

The sleeping bag thing never gets old.

[hardrain08]

Are you really narcoleptic or are you a liar!!!

[letyourlovegrowtall]

I've got a feeling...

[dneujahr87]

Matt is doing an exceptional job of explaining the documentary. If Sam needs to watch it, I can let him borrow it next Tuesday. DPC comes to Seattle --WOOT!

It could have been perro, which is means DOG. WT**Ding** were they saying? Can we get some help here?

BTW, Nice song. It's gonna be a good night, day, tour, drive, video, whatever... Just do it!

[tdcmoncton]

Okay... someone please explain the winking!

[moonlight293]

It's a reoccurring thing that he has done for almost all of his videos.

[hptwilighter]

It's just how he ends every video. :)

[dustlandfairy]

I'm glad the wookie's not gone.

[EricsEveryNewDay]

If your Wookie is still with you, then which Wookie is in my closet?

[darkseraph2009]

Probably your Wookie...wait does it have very dark brown fur? That's my Wookie. He got lost at the mall last week.

[raynabeth]

dudes no! wtf! you can't come to Tucson in the middle of the dadgumm week!

i missed it. and you can't see the beauty from the interstate yo, there are lots of saguaro cactus just south of tucson.

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

That wookie is a bitch..love him..LOL

[pennygoo]

x does always mark the spot

[Co1dnessCa1ms]

I was curious, what note is the wink sound?

[analog56x]

glad to see the wookie is doing well.

great video again Craig!

[dnRoystonDotCom]

You should come up to me in ALASK- not going to happen :<

[MagicGiraffe]

you should have come to PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joebob1379]

Or FLAGSTAFF!!! We don't have cacti, but we have CHRISTMAS TREES! A whole FOREST of them!

[RyokoHametsu]

lol

[crimsong19]

Matt's documentary recaps are ... interesting, to say the least. ;D

[debussythis]

I'm totally in love with these guys. I wanna go on tour with them!

When are you guys coming to the south??

[zerohundredlol]

Yeah, come to the south at the start of next year. Right now it's hot as hats.

[deathknight7720]

the beards are doing well

[justanthy]

I've wondered the same thing about the cacti in Texas!! Instead there's all these trees here... what the heck??

[RasmusSodeLund]

brdlvrs

[kylieBBQ]

tiempo is "weather" too. Hahaha.

[jonasfavefan]

woooooo!

go beardness!

[kylieBBQ]

not first. But about as close as I'll get!

On a good video at least. :]

[guitarsk8r777]

4th,THe closest i've been to first

[Tdf645]

FIRST!!! yess ive finally acheived firstness, seeing as long as i dont fail and get second.

[Tdf645]

damnit...

[sammyboy1234]

fourth! LOL

[sobaz92]

you got fourth.

always great Tour De Be