You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious,
I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away.You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon
dude your tricks are cool but having to stop the video just to light the dam lighter totally kills the mood. put more fuel in it or buy a better fuckin lighter
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swagaj4cka 6 days ago
for further reference the "squeeze" is called the pop top but other than sweet video im also an avid zippo tricker
MrRSh03 1 week ago
sublime all the way
MrNerdBoy96 1 month ago
sac of swine
zaneman900 4 months ago
, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally NOT GOOD.
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P.S I didn't write this
zimmersucks 4 months ago
tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, CRAZY
zimmersucks 4 months ago
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious,
zimmersucks 4 months ago
I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
zimmersucks 4 months ago
You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved.
zimmersucks 4 months ago
You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock
zimmersucks 4 months ago
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.
zimmersucks 4 months ago
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
zimmersucks 4 months ago
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
zimmersucks 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Check my channel friend
JuanGarcia0747 4 months ago
VIRGIN!!
daddyhugen 5 months ago
whats this kid doing playing with lighters
ZachSuperfly21 6 months ago
the last one is nice...
thanks kid
eutonabrisa 6 months ago
u arent doin it with the flame
skierdude1234567890 7 months ago
really nice zippo, i collect zippos check my channel
chainheart3 8 months ago
hey everyone! this is an old video of mine. 60,000 views are pretty big to me! thanxs everyone. message me if you need me to post more videos! enjoy!
zaneman900 9 months ago 3
@zaneman900 you are -
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away.You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon
zimmersucks 4 months ago
@zaneman900 hey ummmmm you gay bruh
zimmersucks 3 months ago
he is cute
Velocity9s 10 months ago
thnx cuzz very useful
Ma3jouni 10 months ago
can't follow
fotoshopcs4 11 months ago
for the gun my flame just burnt sideways up the side of the lighter haha :( fail
Flamingarc 11 months ago
@Flamingarc to fix this hold lid a little lower and try again
paroutdiok 11 months ago
Bad ass Music
PoyitoRodriguez 11 months ago
Bad ass Music
PoyitoRodriguez 11 months ago
go to SChool
vblwood 1 year ago
hey I throw my zippo while trying second one ı cant open it :D
ekrem06 1 year ago
i love sublime and this song is one of my favorites
trystenburnhamzxcvbn 1 year ago
thanks... Learn something
ghoulleo 1 year ago
Buenos trucos checa mi canal y opina haber que te parece ok?
JuanGarcia0747 1 year ago
is this kid still in grade school?
TheBeeCasino 1 year ago
haha good shit man good song to
TheTroyinater 1 year ago
25 ppl are jelous cuz they cant do it
supermoogie 1 year ago
LOL, all you see is his "butt-chin" and no smile...
lunaticasai 1 year ago 3
good video...but kids shouldn't be messing with fire!
WarManLB 1 year ago
This is actually a pretty good quality version of Santeria.
sven209 1 year ago
would help if you could speak.
kewballl 1 year ago
that last one was nice
samstterhamstteer 1 year ago
cool, good job. awesome song too
panzermessiah 1 year ago
haha i got the gun on first go ^^
sweetman289 1 year ago
@sweetman289 same
fireaddict604 1 year ago
noobsauce song
xeeweexRC 1 year ago
@xeeweexRC your a kook
fireaddict604 1 year ago
@fireaddict604 what is a ''kook''? no point in insulting if the recipient doesn't know what you mean lol
xeeweexRC 1 year ago
My flint wheel doesn't seem to spin easily, so i have trouble with the first one. The zippo is fairly new. Any thoughts?
MrExilo 1 year ago
@MrExilo after you use the flit alot it will becaome easier
fireaddict604 1 year ago
@MrExilo ujust need to take the flint out and replace it or flip it
steinman3 1 year ago
@MrExilo try rolling the wheel anti clockwise a few times so it carves a slight angle in the flint that should help
davidhonourable 1 year ago
yeeee santeria
edrick44 1 year ago
dude aswome job good choice in song
theknifeman360 1 year ago
noob
megatahmadhazik 1 year ago
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theknifeman360 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@megatahmadhazik why did you watch the vid then you dumb hater!
theknifeman360 1 year ago
nice 1. one of my favourite songs to
Kingro619 1 year ago
nie baw sie ogniem bo sie posikasz
NaraxPL 2 years ago
what is the name of the song?
gradeythompson 2 years ago
@gradeythompson wow santeria by sublime
deaconh87 2 years ago
5 stars :D very cool i like the way you show how to do it lol, i love the music thanks :D
nmcr2355 2 years ago
thanks
ljjfa 2 years ago
this is so cool thx for the lesson
anarcy678 2 years ago
this kid did a cover of this song at a talent show in my school and he completely ruined it 4 me, forgot the lyrics and screamed lol
Forthoseabout2rock95 2 years ago
thanks dude!
Nice Work!
VeraPetraPelle 2 years ago
nice 1 baby face...bu dis shits been done so many times oh and shit lighter m8.....quality song tho...
yougot1forme 2 years ago
great song choice
within the first 3 sec. of the vids i knew this was goin 2 b a good vid lol
dkrush08 2 years ago
u r clever boy
Domiino93 2 years ago
go the zippo only with original zippo
Pimpopazzo 2 years ago
coollll!!!! u rock!
yaniv654321 2 years ago
thanks bro sublime the frekin best
litosk84fun 2 years ago 16
SUBLIME xD
7ryhard 2 years ago 2
im going to let everybody know the first trick is a really awesome trick but it messes up your hinges horribly
epiphone97 2 years ago
that so cool
gapak99 2 years ago
bad ass man great work
xBlaze725x 2 years ago
damn son u like sum good ass music
COOKIE4TEHWOOKIE 2 years ago 48
We would like for you to join our ZIPPO TRICK CONTEST located in our video. Good luck and have fun... =)
monkiboi323 2 years ago
COOL if any1 has thhe tie check out my vids and comment
marcin11222 2 years ago
the last trick is my fav thanks dude
throat68 2 years ago
nice, how do u get the flame to go up higher??
guitarhero30 2 years ago
it depends on the postion on the wick
masonrox2547 2 years ago
siikkk
volcomdude221 2 years ago
nice i got the gun 1st try
5kurts5 2 years ago
same for me
Ammoboy8 2 years ago
which song is it?
pinjobs 2 years ago
Sublime - Santeria
Soullesspirit 2 years ago 2
good song good tricks , great video friend
ttncscx 2 years ago
you, my friend, have a good choice in music.
and those are some cool tricks
where did you get your zippo?
explosivemints 2 years ago
i did the squeeze with 2 fingers (see in my upcoming vidio)
isk8andpivot 3 years ago
thanks dude.
da9519 3 years ago
dude your tricks are cool but having to stop the video just to light the dam lighter totally kills the mood. put more fuel in it or buy a better fuckin lighter
metalheadrocker509 3 years ago
OMFG I DID THE SQUEEZe its exhilirating. but it kinda hurts after practice lol.
meatkoala 3 years ago
i suggest you dont do that one too much, the cap will most likly all off
Coacum 3 years ago
you know it would make it a lot easier if you cut the music out and talked us through this too
phillyfan345 3 years ago
Awesome music. Your vid is the only one I actually learned from. Thanks!
kittyintx369 3 years ago
actually do u use urs anymore if not can i have it or buy it?
scrubbynubby24 3 years ago
dude zane whats up its me ryan i was looking at zippos cuz im prob gonna get one and i came across ur vid!
scrubbynubby24 3 years ago
nicei can do all that know
cooldeth 3 years ago
Nice video mate, helped me i already knew the first 2 but the 3rd ive just learnt :D
Should make a video for 3 more harder ones
Kryptied 3 years ago
wooh those are good tricks the last one was the best
abranidnho10 3 years ago