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  • for further reference the "squeeze" is called the pop top but other than sweet video im also an avid zippo tricker

  • sublime all the way

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  • VIRGIN!!

  • whats this kid doing playing with lighters

    

  • the last one is nice...

    thanks kid

  • u arent doin it with the flame

  • really nice zippo, i collect zippos check my channel

  • hey everyone! this is an old video of mine. 60,000 views are pretty big to me! thanxs everyone. message me if you need me to post more videos! enjoy!

  • @zaneman900 you are -

    You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away.You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon

  • @zaneman900 hey ummmmm you gay bruh

    

  • he is cute

  • thnx cuzz very useful

  • can't follow

  • for the gun my flame just burnt sideways up the side of the lighter haha :( fail

  • @Flamingarc to fix this hold lid a little lower and try again

  • Bad ass Music

  • Bad ass Music

  • go to SChool

  • hey I throw my zippo while trying second one ı cant open it :D

  • i love sublime and this song is one of my favorites

  • thanks... Learn something

  • Buenos trucos checa mi canal y opina haber que te parece ok?

  • is this kid still in grade school?

  • haha good shit man good song to

  • 25 ppl are jelous cuz they cant do it

  • LOL, all you see is his "butt-chin" and no smile...

  • good video...but kids shouldn't be messing with fire!

  • This is actually a pretty good quality version of Santeria.

  • would help if you could speak.

  • that last one was nice

  • cool, good job. awesome song too

  • haha i got the gun on first go ^^

  • @sweetman289 same

  • noobsauce song

  • @xeeweexRC your a kook

  • @fireaddict604 what is a ''kook''? no point in insulting if the recipient doesn't know what you mean lol

  • My flint wheel doesn't seem to spin easily, so i have trouble with the first one. The zippo is fairly new. Any thoughts?

  • @MrExilo after you use the flit alot it will becaome easier

  • @MrExilo ujust need to take the flint out and replace it or flip it

  • @MrExilo try rolling the wheel anti clockwise a few times so it carves a slight angle in the flint that should help

  • yeeee santeria

  • dude aswome job good choice in song

  • noob

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  • nice 1. one of my favourite songs to

  • nie baw sie ogniem bo sie posikasz

  • what is the name of the song?

  • @gradeythompson wow santeria by sublime

  • 5 stars :D very cool i like the way you show how to do it lol, i love the music thanks :D

  • thanks

  • this is so cool thx for the lesson

  • this kid did a cover of this song at a talent show in my school and he completely ruined it 4 me, forgot the lyrics and screamed lol

  • thanks dude!

    Nice Work!

  • nice 1 baby face...bu dis shits been done so many times oh and shit lighter m8.....quality song tho...

  • great song choice

    within the first 3 sec. of the vids i knew this was goin 2 b a good vid lol

  • u r clever boy

  • go the zippo only with original zippo

  • coollll!!!! u rock!

  • thanks bro sublime the frekin best

  • SUBLIME xD

  • im going to let everybody know the first trick is a really awesome trick but it messes up your hinges horribly

  • that so cool

  • bad ass man great work

  • damn son u like sum good ass music

  • We would like for you to join our ZIPPO TRICK CONTEST located in our video. Good luck and have fun... =)

  • COOL if any1 has thhe tie check out my vids and comment

  • the last trick is my fav thanks dude

  • nice, how do u get the flame to go up higher??

  • it depends on the postion on the wick

  • siikkk

  • nice i got the gun 1st try

  • same for me

  • which song is it?

  • Sublime - Santeria

  • good song good tricks , great video friend

  • you, my friend, have a good choice in music.

    and those are some cool tricks

    where did you get your zippo?

  • i did the squeeze with 2 fingers (see in my upcoming vidio)

  • thanks dude.

  • dude your tricks are cool but having to stop the video just to light the dam lighter totally kills the mood. put more fuel in it or buy a better fuckin lighter

  • OMFG I DID THE SQUEEZe its exhilirating. but it kinda hurts after practice lol.

  • i suggest you dont do that one too much, the cap will most likly all off

  • you know it would make it a lot easier if you cut the music out and talked us through this too

  • Awesome music. Your vid is the only one I actually learned from. Thanks!

  • actually do u use urs anymore if not can i have it or buy it?

  • dude zane whats up its me ryan i was looking at zippos cuz im prob gonna get one and i came across ur vid!

  • nicei can do all that know

  • Nice video mate, helped me i already knew the first 2 but the 3rd ive just learnt :D

    Should make a video for 3 more harder ones

  • wooh those are good tricks the last one was the best

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