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  • omg!!

  • him and sacha baron cohen in the same movie.. can you say funny as fook !

  • bi bant bandle bow buch bi bove bayvan

  • 'heres to me!' lol so vain!!

    

  • funny geeza

  • he is so funny lol

  • rubber dinghy rapids bro!

  • Never go full retard

  • his face at 3:47 looooooool

  • he's sooo fit

  • Anyone wanna join my puffin party?

  • 0:25 Liam Gallagher!

  • He was as hot as f..k back in Family Affairs and he still is.

    Apart from that he is very, very talented!

  • I love his Michael Winner impression towards the end.

  • Class film. One question....the other Omar and Faizal were Pakistani British Muslims was Waj meant to be a British Pakistani as sometimes it was like he didn't fucking understand the lingo. I know Kavan's Iranian/British in real life, so anyone know?

  • He's a hot jihaddist..jk.

  • guys......does he has his own twitter and facebook?.....because i have seen only fan made stuff......if someone knows if he has fb+twitter PM ME he is epic lmao !!!!!!

  • it's weird seeing him act normally after seeing all the characters he plays on fonejacker/facejacker :)

  • Rubber Dinghy Rapids bro!

  • 3:09 LOL is that an Eddie Murphy Impression?!

  • FlIPPIN POP IT

  • PHWOAR!!!

    

  • ugh he's so handsome. that smile is beyond beautiful.

  • Lol he funny

  • Goooooood morning Kayvan!

  • n is pakistani????????????????

  • @AmnaJamil11 hes iranian

  • woah!!! he sounds SO different to what he sounded like in four lions!!

  • my cousins were extras in the four lions!!

  • OMG He's so damn hottt. Persian men so damn hoottttttt

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  • is this facejacker man?

  • @becshki

    yep!

  • rubber dinghey rappids bro :)

  • He's got a real troll-smile.

  • Lets bomb the mosque...

  • well he is not that stupid as he look

  • LOL he is wearing the same outfit as I've seen Liam Gallagher wear...haha.

    And DAMN he's hot. big surprise after watching "Four Lions"

  • the camera man needs fucking hanging.

    out of focus in focus, god i've seen better focusing on a fucking spoon.

  • HE IS FIT <3

  • fuck mini babybells!

  • He is usually very funny but i think on that interview he wasn't that good

    He's a legend when he wants to be

  • His Michael Winner impression is fucking epic!

  • iranians are so fucking master race its not even funny.

  • @JunoNH No they aren't. Kavan's a funny guy but on the whole Iranians are a fucking pain in the arse. Someone drop a BIG bomb on Iran please-the Ayatollah in 79 certainly began all the shite we have now, if it wasn't for his pestillence of 'Jhihad' a lot of brainwashed British Musilms wouldn't be becoming radicalised into destroying their lives as well as countless others. So fuck off. Prick.

  • @JunoNH thats y u all live in ruins and garbage :)

  • @DonkymanCominAtYa It's actually one of the most advanced economies in Asia

  • @snozbanger7 yea prob in asia, behind china, japan and india

  • @DonkymanCominAtYa ever been to iran? you're a moron! you can't even spell the words 'why' and 'you' in your own language so what the fuck would you know about another culture??? idiot.

  • @dayglowjoe sorry for not taking in consideration of an idiot like you when i write in english whitch actually is not my main language. if ur not a complete moron u will understand what im writing, grow up and stop acting like a little child.

  • @JunoNH much appreciated man! how'd you get there though?

  • I wish that cunt would stop laughing

  • Guys, he IS from Iran, but I DOUBT that he's Muslim, his name is totally Zoroastrian I think

  • @akheR666 His name is Kayvan Novak and he says himself he's Muslim while explaining how come he's drinking water. Given how he went to such pains to show the audience that he really was just drinking water and not alcohol, he probably really is Muslim.

  • thats his real voice o_o Damn when he acted in the movie he didn't sound nothing then he does great actor. his Paki Ramboo :D

  • "Can you eat it like a dog." xD

  • Do not forget Omid Djalili! And Max Jobrani, but he's nowhere near as funny.

  • Clear tap water. Talk to me.

    I love how he's doing the jokings about the watering.

  • @lisafox236 Hardly, that's like saying Americans are Christians and Israelis are Jewish.

    They're nationalities, not binds to Religion.

  • Bradford Tap

  • Was that alcohol he drank or did he drink it? his muslim and from iran

  • @xReslessxMeteor 'This is water, im completley sober'

    And he does drink anyway. 

  • @xReslessxMeteor Even if it was alcohol, he could still drink it, because he's british, but obviously he has Asian roots, but its their choice to drink yes, but most Asian men dont drink alcohol. Its not something you'd get prosecuted for doing. Thats like saying, because I'm british, I cant drink American coffee or something, Its my choice. :P

  • @Mistykidkee123 lol, but im british and muslim and i dont drink im sure he is muslim being from Iran

  • Ledgend!

  • @TheOmnibot You do realize that I'm Iranian, right? Because it kinda sounds as if you're trying to lecture me about my own country...

    Iran was known as Persia in the West. Iranians haven't called their own country "Persia" since the Achaemenid dynasty when "Persia" was called "Pars(h)a" in the Persian language. It has always been Iran (or Eran) and the "rebellion" you're talking about is officially called a 'revolution'.

  • @TheOmnibot "Iran is the result of a rebellion"?

    What rebellion? Iran is an ancient name derived from Sassanid "EranShahr" which in turn is a derivation of avestan Ayrian, meaning land of Aryans.

    I have no idea what "rebellion" you're talking about...

  • Nobody belived me that waj off of four lions is fonejacker

  • love the Gallagher impression!

    

  • Can you eat it like a dog?

  • I love Kayvan so much :')

  • ITS PRAYER BEAR DOES ME PRAYERS FOR ME.

  • @orangeslimebob you forgot the 'bro' bit in the middle

  • Love this man!!

  • fuck mini babybels

  • he suits the beard he looks better :)

  • i know he is iranian but is he muslim?

  • @dxable1234

    yes

  • best movie..worth to watch it in webmovietube

  • i could listen to this guy all day lol i wish he was my mate

  • He should have played Xerxes in 300!.

    

  • he's actually pretty good lookin' :)

  • reminds me of ray davies

  • @bosheaful holy shit youre right looks just like ray davies!

  • "no can you eat it like a dog" lol

    On another note, my dad is always telling me about Iranians this and that and Iranians basically shaped every avenue of mdoern society lol and I laugh (some of it is true) - This guy is my dad's point, celebrated!

    Very cool, very modern and of course...very Iranian lol

  • PERSIA RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!

  • ONE MORE FOR BRIAN.

  • can't believe this is fonejacker...this guy is bloody brilliant

  • that the confused face

  • never go full retard

  • Awesome MIchael Winner impression.

  • this guy is brilliant

  • Fuckin' Dinghy rapids bro!

  • i dont get how someone can be privately educated and have his humor

  • @3rixtat3 please explain...

  • Dead eyes, So True !

  • Love this guy!!

  • I never realised it was him in the movie!! lol, no wonder it was so funny

  • best movie..worth to watch it in webmovietube

  • Thankyou for clearing up the misunderstanding about blowing and throwing! I have to admit i found some of the Yorkshire accents difficult to catch at times.

    You're absolutely right,the former is much more funny and characteristic of Chris Morris.

  • Haha, his Michael Winner sounds just like Dufrais.

  • human beings complex relationship with animals is nicely explored in this movie

    eg. the line about throwing lassie into a ditch,tender rapport between human and crow(cute eyes),the sheep getting killed,asian head falling out of a tree onto a dog and most amusing the honey bear costume mingling in with the London Marathon. This moment of pantomime was all the more telling because it wasn't overdone.

  • @japanesesweet Are you serious? It seemed to me that the animals in the films were incidental..unless I just missed the significance.

    Oh, and it was 'blowing' (oral sex) Lassie in a ditch, much more funny!;) Brings a whole new meaning to Kayvan's "drinking Lassi" remark, referring to Chris Morris!;)

  • He is So delicious! I just watched foru lions and had to look him up.

  • @BrettKauffman639 do i give a crap?

  • @americanhero you come to scotland and say that youl see whos the daddy. Kayvans a legend tho, maybe i can offer you a better dealing than your current dealing being a dumb fat american

  • fuck mini babybels!

  • all his charachters come out in his voice and accent, hes brilliant!!!!

  • do more fonjacker!!!

  • BRADFORD TAP !

  • @TheWill69 yes, as an American i know about this well enough to criticise. My nation being just as culpable if not more only enables one to recognise others easier. You ought to know i already have and do criticise my nation not just for current crimes but also past crimes like the biggest genocide in history - Nativi Americani :(

    Know that many people around the world see the British as a poodle bitch for the American war machine.

  • @AmericanHero911 nah ya cunt, eveybody on the planet see's americans as big fat burger eating dumb obese mother fuckers who just need 100 more 9/11 to wipe them out completey!! fuck off and die you daft cunts!!!!

  • @Roger11111111 yo did your mother teach you to speak like that?

    also 100 x 2998 = about 300k, that's not enough to wipe us out so good luck plotting more inside jobs you illuminati tool

  • This guy's a legend. Comedy genius. Any guy that can make an outdated format like prank phone calls funny again deserves epic props.

  • Love his little ranty bit at 1:56 :')

  • Too many Nazi-Eugenic posts. A good film is a good film. It's the right time people so enjoy. Stop categorising people with adjectives. I have a good friend.. Oh.. and he's an Arab. vs I have a Good ARAB friend... For once try.. I have a good friend. Leave your baggage at home, Life is a discount airline, and excess baggage costs too much.

  • @HENJAM48 He's an Iranian you idiot.

  • One of the 98,116 is Kayvan Novak. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP­P! :D

  • Such a beautiful man

  • @plaid4u Dude do you purposely ignore the enslavement, robbery, rape and massacre that the British Empire conducted on these nations?? You can shove them laws because they're worth shit without freedom.

  • Kayvan is definitely my favourite Iranian. He's way funny then Omid Djialli anyway.

  • Keyvan Noval is persian (Iranian) and we are all proud of you. Now we have two great Iranian British comedians, Omid d Jalili and Keyvan Novak..

  • Rubber dinghy rapids bro

  • @sam5588 you fucked up rabbit

  • Brother Waj was my fav ! hahaha this guy was HILARIOUS ! he always had that confused look on his face like "what the fuck is going on ?"

    lol

  • what a movie..pls watch this in webmovietube

  • why does he look sexxcier in the actual movie?? lol

  • 1:56 - EXACTLY how the young male hardman brap init muslims sound around here, that made me piss myself.

  • stand over there and eat a samoosa or somthing

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • He's absolutely gorgeous! Yum! x

  • This is why I love my Iranian men! They r so hot!

  • bradford tap lol

  • sorry for not commenting on ur vids 4 a while! saw this movie in webmovietube

  • This man is quite literally - a genius.

  • Fucking love this guy! This is why racism is pointless, we would miss out on the many flavours of Britain; be proud.

  • @MadameDeJaVu Racism is a bad thing, but its time to shut the doors 2 england now. Hospitals and schools are overcrowded, so are the roads. Housing lists are like 4 years long, plus we need all the jobs that are going at the minuite, what with all the cuts coming up. Sorry about that i just saw that comment and that splurged out.

  • @bignath001 Thanks for your comment. I do not want to sound like an old fart; but immigration is not a new concept. The government plays a very clever trick; in that they let people in without proper planning and hope for the best. Not sure what impact the European Union has on immigration laws; no doubt a quota we cannot handle, but you would need to speak to experts about that. I agree with you about shutting the doors; at least while we rebuild ourselves. That's just practical not racist.

  • @MadameDeJaVu let them take over your country through immigration, you owe it to every nation the british empire raped, imprisoned, enslaved and killed. immigration is justice.

    rebuild honour and enjoy the culture and humour they bring :)

  • @bignath001 Lol.

  • @MadameDeJaVu It isnt just pointless, it's a complete delusion...oh and yeah, Kayvan Novak is a complete legend!:)

  • @MadameDeJaVu SO TRUE.

  • @MadameDeJaVu what a nice comment

  • @MadameDeJaVu Love this comment!!

  • love it at 1:50..........so funny

  • FUCK MINI BABYBELS

  • RUBBER DINGHY RAPIDS FTW

  • looks so different everytime I see him

  • Riz is doing a gig in Dalston this week, check out his facebook for more details /RizMC

  • Heeee isss soo fittttttt!

    where is he from

    iran?>

  • @Amazashizzle yep. Thats a typical Iranian name. He was in the beginning of the film Syriana speaking perfect Farsi

  • You are eligible to receive 500,000 Ugandan Dollars. All I need is your bank account number and sort code.

  • HE should have played Prince of Persia!!!! Aw, man!!!!

  • @LaCritiqueRouge Your so right!

  • He's stupid in real life too :D

  • he said if i was a proper mujahid, i'd wizz in me own mouth lol

  • Rubber Ringy Rapids Bro!

  • Propa Muja Bro.

  • Is he a martyr or a fucking jalfrezi?

    Best line in the film for me.

  • I miss Brass-Eye

  • "Why would a woman go into a shop holding her face!?"

    "Because she's got a beard..."

  • lol drinking glassy ! lols

  • DingyRappids Bro

  • Idoit, he makes a film about mocking terrioists, yet he tries to hide his muslim identity what a sell out

  • @TheTruth8018 firstly he's not muslims, and secondly you constructed that sentence in a way to suggest you're either a terrorist or a non-muslim? what the hell?? muslims are not terrorists...some terrorists happen to be followers of a perverted understanding of islam...there's a difference.

  • @TheTruth8018 so you think part of being a muslim is being a terrorist? its wrong to mock suice bombers?

  • @TheTruth8018 You should really look into what your talking about ... He's not Indian or Pakistani He is actually a British Iranian :)

  • fucked up rabbit with no ears!

  • mmmm.. he is so tasty i want to jump on him!!

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