Class film. One question....the other Omar and Faizal were Pakistani British Muslims was Waj meant to be a British Pakistani as sometimes it was like he didn't fucking understand the lingo. I know Kavan's Iranian/British in real life, so anyone know?
guys......does he has his own twitter and facebook?.....because i have seen only fan made stuff......if someone knows if he has fb+twitter PM ME he is epic lmao !!!!!!
@JunoNH No they aren't. Kavan's a funny guy but on the whole Iranians are a fucking pain in the arse. Someone drop a BIG bomb on Iran please-the Ayatollah in 79 certainly began all the shite we have now, if it wasn't for his pestillence of 'Jhihad' a lot of brainwashed British Musilms wouldn't be becoming radicalised into destroying their lives as well as countless others. So fuck off. Prick.
@DonkymanCominAtYa ever been to iran? you're a moron! you can't even spell the words 'why' and 'you' in your own language so what the fuck would you know about another culture??? idiot.
@dayglowjoe sorry for not taking in consideration of an idiot like you when i write in english whitch actually is not my main language. if ur not a complete moron u will understand what im writing, grow up and stop acting like a little child.
@akheR666 His name is Kayvan Novak and he says himself he's Muslim while explaining how come he's drinking water. Given how he went to such pains to show the audience that he really was just drinking water and not alcohol, he probably really is Muslim.
@xReslessxMeteor Even if it was alcohol, he could still drink it, because he's british, but obviously he has Asian roots, but its their choice to drink yes, but most Asian men dont drink alcohol. Its not something you'd get prosecuted for doing. Thats like saying, because I'm british, I cant drink American coffee or something, Its my choice. :P
@TheOmnibot You do realize that I'm Iranian, right? Because it kinda sounds as if you're trying to lecture me about my own country...
Iran was known as Persia in the West. Iranians haven't called their own country "Persia" since the Achaemenid dynasty when "Persia" was called "Pars(h)a" in the Persian language. It has always been Iran (or Eran) and the "rebellion" you're talking about is officially called a 'revolution'.
On another note, my dad is always telling me about Iranians this and that and Iranians basically shaped every avenue of mdoern society lol and I laugh (some of it is true) - This guy is my dad's point, celebrated!
Very cool, very modern and of course...very Iranian lol
Thankyou for clearing up the misunderstanding about blowing and throwing! I have to admit i found some of the Yorkshire accents difficult to catch at times.
You're absolutely right,the former is much more funny and characteristic of Chris Morris.
human beings complex relationship with animals is nicely explored in this movie
eg. the line about throwing lassie into a ditch,tender rapport between human and crow(cute eyes),the sheep getting killed,asian head falling out of a tree onto a dog and most amusing the honey bear costume mingling in with the London Marathon. This moment of pantomime was all the more telling because it wasn't overdone.
@japanesesweet Are you serious? It seemed to me that the animals in the films were incidental..unless I just missed the significance.
Oh, and it was 'blowing' (oral sex) Lassie in a ditch, much more funny!;) Brings a whole new meaning to Kayvan's "drinking Lassi" remark, referring to Chris Morris!;)
@americanhero you come to scotland and say that youl see whos the daddy. Kayvans a legend tho, maybe i can offer you a better dealing than your current dealing being a dumb fat american
@TheWill69 yes, as an American i know about this well enough to criticise. My nation being just as culpable if not more only enables one to recognise others easier. You ought to know i already have and do criticise my nation not just for current crimes but also past crimes like the biggest genocide in history - Nativi Americani :(
Know that many people around the world see the British as a poodle bitch for the American war machine.
@AmericanHero911 nah ya cunt, eveybody on the planet see's americans as big fat burger eating dumb obese mother fuckers who just need 100 more 9/11 to wipe them out completey!! fuck off and die you daft cunts!!!!
Too many Nazi-Eugenic posts. A good film is a good film. It's the right time people so enjoy. Stop categorising people with adjectives. I have a good friend.. Oh.. and he's an Arab. vs I have a Good ARAB friend... For once try.. I have a good friend. Leave your baggage at home, Life is a discount airline, and excess baggage costs too much.
@plaid4u Dude do you purposely ignore the enslavement, robbery, rape and massacre that the British Empire conducted on these nations?? You can shove them laws because they're worth shit without freedom.
@MadameDeJaVu Racism is a bad thing, but its time to shut the doors 2 england now. Hospitals and schools are overcrowded, so are the roads. Housing lists are like 4 years long, plus we need all the jobs that are going at the minuite, what with all the cuts coming up. Sorry about that i just saw that comment and that splurged out.
@bignath001 Thanks for your comment. I do not want to sound like an old fart; but immigration is not a new concept. The government plays a very clever trick; in that they let people in without proper planning and hope for the best. Not sure what impact the European Union has on immigration laws; no doubt a quota we cannot handle, but you would need to speak to experts about that. I agree with you about shutting the doors; at least while we rebuild ourselves. That's just practical not racist.
@MadameDeJaVu let them take over your country through immigration, you owe it to every nation the british empire raped, imprisoned, enslaved and killed. immigration is justice.
rebuild honour and enjoy the culture and humour they bring :)
@TheTruth8018 firstly he's not muslims, and secondly you constructed that sentence in a way to suggest you're either a terrorist or a non-muslim? what the hell?? muslims are not terrorists...some terrorists happen to be followers of a perverted understanding of islam...there's a difference.
omg!!
tresbellax 1 week ago
him and sacha baron cohen in the same movie.. can you say funny as fook !
DJXONE23 3 weeks ago 4
bi bant bandle bow buch bi bove bayvan
chrystalwinter 3 weeks ago
'heres to me!' lol so vain!!
pakigalsaf 3 weeks ago
funny geeza
jelleyman123 4 weeks ago
he is so funny lol
guccci100 1 month ago
rubber dinghy rapids bro!
mightyPants 1 month ago
Never go full retard
rosssscow 1 month ago 6
his face at 3:47 looooooool
TheGeneraljordan 1 month ago
he's sooo fit
Piccadillyo 1 month ago
Anyone wanna join my puffin party?
DunKnoThaMySpace 1 month ago
0:25 Liam Gallagher!
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It's defo not my 'confused face' bro!
onelovincriminal 1 month ago
He was as hot as f..k back in Family Affairs and he still is.
Apart from that he is very, very talented!
bargalad 1 month ago
I love his Michael Winner impression towards the end.
quelbop 1 month ago
Class film. One question....the other Omar and Faizal were Pakistani British Muslims was Waj meant to be a British Pakistani as sometimes it was like he didn't fucking understand the lingo. I know Kavan's Iranian/British in real life, so anyone know?
TheMasterNo6 1 month ago
He's a hot jihaddist..jk.
YeppeunPollin 2 months ago
guys......does he has his own twitter and facebook?.....because i have seen only fan made stuff......if someone knows if he has fb+twitter PM ME he is epic lmao !!!!!!
AdminTheKing 2 months ago
it's weird seeing him act normally after seeing all the characters he plays on fonejacker/facejacker :)
iQuaziRock 2 months ago
Rubber Dinghy Rapids bro!
KEWALize 2 months ago in playlist Four Lions
3:09 LOL is that an Eddie Murphy Impression?!
ZHLodhi 2 months ago 2
FlIPPIN POP IT
Iaintonit 2 months ago
PHWOAR!!!
grace7007 2 months ago
ugh he's so handsome. that smile is beyond beautiful.
upsidedownindu 2 months ago 2
Lol he funny
ILoveBarcaNumberOne 3 months ago
Goooooood morning Kayvan!
TonyJamesAzzie 3 months ago
n is pakistani????????????????
AmnaJamil11 3 months ago
@AmnaJamil11 hes iranian
ezmereldagreen 3 months ago 2
woah!!! he sounds SO different to what he sounded like in four lions!!
AmnaJamil11 3 months ago
my cousins were extras in the four lions!!
AmnaJamil11 3 months ago
OMG He's so damn hottt. Persian men so damn hoottttttt
ShahactiEikhKoreemLi 3 months ago
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aaron4820 3 months ago
is this facejacker man?
becshki 3 months ago
@becshki
yep!
stankyostankerson 3 months ago
rubber dinghey rappids bro :)
mrtetley1111 3 months ago
He's got a real troll-smile.
ignorantswede 3 months ago
Lets bomb the mosque...
Thatguy777989 3 months ago
well he is not that stupid as he look
123456cephiro 3 months ago
LOL he is wearing the same outfit as I've seen Liam Gallagher wear...haha.
And DAMN he's hot. big surprise after watching "Four Lions"
WonkyAsian 3 months ago
the camera man needs fucking hanging.
out of focus in focus, god i've seen better focusing on a fucking spoon.
NzVii 4 months ago
HE IS FIT <3
missabbzie 4 months ago
fuck mini babybells!
gdl1187 4 months ago 2
He is usually very funny but i think on that interview he wasn't that good
He's a legend when he wants to be
Tom28301016 5 months ago
His Michael Winner impression is fucking epic!
amahlmike 5 months ago
iranians are so fucking master race its not even funny.
JunoNH 5 months ago 27
@JunoNH No they aren't. Kavan's a funny guy but on the whole Iranians are a fucking pain in the arse. Someone drop a BIG bomb on Iran please-the Ayatollah in 79 certainly began all the shite we have now, if it wasn't for his pestillence of 'Jhihad' a lot of brainwashed British Musilms wouldn't be becoming radicalised into destroying their lives as well as countless others. So fuck off. Prick.
TheMasterNo6 1 month ago
@JunoNH thats y u all live in ruins and garbage :)
DonkymanCominAtYa 1 month ago
@DonkymanCominAtYa It's actually one of the most advanced economies in Asia
snozbanger7 1 month ago
@snozbanger7 yea prob in asia, behind china, japan and india
DonkymanCominAtYa 1 month ago
@DonkymanCominAtYa ever been to iran? you're a moron! you can't even spell the words 'why' and 'you' in your own language so what the fuck would you know about another culture??? idiot.
dayglowjoe 1 month ago
@dayglowjoe sorry for not taking in consideration of an idiot like you when i write in english whitch actually is not my main language. if ur not a complete moron u will understand what im writing, grow up and stop acting like a little child.
DonkymanCominAtYa 1 month ago
@JunoNH much appreciated man! how'd you get there though?
baharehut 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Empiremagazine
I wish that cunt would stop laughing
jimmypagejnr 5 months ago
Guys, he IS from Iran, but I DOUBT that he's Muslim, his name is totally Zoroastrian I think
akheR666 5 months ago
@akheR666 His name is Kayvan Novak and he says himself he's Muslim while explaining how come he's drinking water. Given how he went to such pains to show the audience that he really was just drinking water and not alcohol, he probably really is Muslim.
ShayLee0501 4 months ago
thats his real voice o_o Damn when he acted in the movie he didn't sound nothing then he does great actor. his Paki Ramboo :D
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What a blindingly unfunny talentless twat.
davymgaunt 5 months ago
"Can you eat it like a dog." xD
gregmitty 5 months ago
Do not forget Omid Djalili! And Max Jobrani, but he's nowhere near as funny.
kooora18 5 months ago
Clear tap water. Talk to me.
I love how he's doing the jokings about the watering.
kooora18 5 months ago
@lisafox236 Hardly, that's like saying Americans are Christians and Israelis are Jewish.
They're nationalities, not binds to Religion.
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i would do him.
TheLadyFrodo 6 months ago
Bradford Tap
MisterNyaah 6 months ago
Was that alcohol he drank or did he drink it? his muslim and from iran
xReslessxMeteor 6 months ago
@xReslessxMeteor 'This is water, im completley sober'
And he does drink anyway.
MisterNyaah 6 months ago
@xReslessxMeteor Even if it was alcohol, he could still drink it, because he's british, but obviously he has Asian roots, but its their choice to drink yes, but most Asian men dont drink alcohol. Its not something you'd get prosecuted for doing. Thats like saying, because I'm british, I cant drink American coffee or something, Its my choice. :P
Mistykidkee123 5 months ago 4
@Mistykidkee123 lol, but im british and muslim and i dont drink im sure he is muslim being from Iran
xReslessxMeteor 5 months ago 3
Ledgend!
OmidSonSSJ4 6 months ago
@TheOmnibot You do realize that I'm Iranian, right? Because it kinda sounds as if you're trying to lecture me about my own country...
Iran was known as Persia in the West. Iranians haven't called their own country "Persia" since the Achaemenid dynasty when "Persia" was called "Pars(h)a" in the Persian language. It has always been Iran (or Eran) and the "rebellion" you're talking about is officially called a 'revolution'.
Shahin2102 6 months ago
@TheOmnibot "Iran is the result of a rebellion"?
What rebellion? Iran is an ancient name derived from Sassanid "EranShahr" which in turn is a derivation of avestan Ayrian, meaning land of Aryans.
I have no idea what "rebellion" you're talking about...
Shahin2102 6 months ago
Nobody belived me that waj off of four lions is fonejacker
hardfi123 7 months ago
love the Gallagher impression!
tonmaster2 7 months ago 3
Can you eat it like a dog?
ChloeCatRawrr 8 months ago
I love Kayvan so much :')
ChloeCatRawrr 8 months ago
ITS PRAYER BEAR DOES ME PRAYERS FOR ME.
orangeslimebob 8 months ago 49
@orangeslimebob you forgot the 'bro' bit in the middle
connorhall70 1 month ago
Love this man!!
rayhanax 8 months ago
fuck mini babybels
Mickla 8 months ago
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"I'd fuckin, I'd take this right! And fuckin run you over wiv tractor!"
Best. Line. Ever.
Kanonspike 8 months ago
he suits the beard he looks better :)
NzKMaN1 8 months ago 2
i know he is iranian but is he muslim?
dxable1234 8 months ago
@dxable1234
yes
HyperbirdF6 8 months ago
best movie..worth to watch it in webmovietube
KimberlyFilippelli 8 months ago
i could listen to this guy all day lol i wish he was my mate
toxic2k7 8 months ago
He should have played Xerxes in 300!.
JONNOG88 8 months ago
he's actually pretty good lookin' :)
starquality1987 9 months ago
reminds me of ray davies
bosheaful 9 months ago
@bosheaful holy shit youre right looks just like ray davies!
KurtCobainof21 2 months ago
"no can you eat it like a dog" lol
On another note, my dad is always telling me about Iranians this and that and Iranians basically shaped every avenue of mdoern society lol and I laugh (some of it is true) - This guy is my dad's point, celebrated!
Very cool, very modern and of course...very Iranian lol
Youshless 9 months ago
PERSIA RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!
Shahin2102 9 months ago
ONE MORE FOR BRIAN.
TomKennyIsLovely 9 months ago
can't believe this is fonejacker...this guy is bloody brilliant
PeaceLemony 9 months ago
that the confused face
diegirri 10 months ago
never go full retard
JHurleyGTR 10 months ago 77
Awesome MIchael Winner impression.
raabdj 10 months ago
this guy is brilliant
Muke514 10 months ago 3
Fuckin' Dinghy rapids bro!
joshmallon101 10 months ago
i dont get how someone can be privately educated and have his humor
3rixtat3 10 months ago 3
@3rixtat3 please explain...
rxs10000 10 months ago
Dead eyes, So True !
joemcsaleen 10 months ago
Love this guy!!
TomKennyIsLovely 10 months ago
I never realised it was him in the movie!! lol, no wonder it was so funny
Nikon05 10 months ago
best movie..worth to watch it in webmovietube
EbonieTerrell690 10 months ago
Thankyou for clearing up the misunderstanding about blowing and throwing! I have to admit i found some of the Yorkshire accents difficult to catch at times.
You're absolutely right,the former is much more funny and characteristic of Chris Morris.
japanesesweet 10 months ago
Haha, his Michael Winner sounds just like Dufrais.
comanchio1976 10 months ago
human beings complex relationship with animals is nicely explored in this movie
eg. the line about throwing lassie into a ditch,tender rapport between human and crow(cute eyes),the sheep getting killed,asian head falling out of a tree onto a dog and most amusing the honey bear costume mingling in with the London Marathon. This moment of pantomime was all the more telling because it wasn't overdone.
japanesesweet 10 months ago
@japanesesweet Are you serious? It seemed to me that the animals in the films were incidental..unless I just missed the significance.
Oh, and it was 'blowing' (oral sex) Lassie in a ditch, much more funny!;) Brings a whole new meaning to Kayvan's "drinking Lassi" remark, referring to Chris Morris!;)
comanchio1976 10 months ago
He is So delicious! I just watched foru lions and had to look him up.
peach79 10 months ago
@BrettKauffman639 do i give a crap?
xXThAtRaNdOmGuYXx00 10 months ago
@americanhero you come to scotland and say that youl see whos the daddy. Kayvans a legend tho, maybe i can offer you a better dealing than your current dealing being a dumb fat american
randeymarsh 10 months ago
fuck mini babybels!
whalebonefields 10 months ago
all his charachters come out in his voice and accent, hes brilliant!!!!
comegetasample 11 months ago
do more fonjacker!!!
VinSoMniaX 11 months ago
BRADFORD TAP !
RAZZAONE1 11 months ago
@TheWill69 yes, as an American i know about this well enough to criticise. My nation being just as culpable if not more only enables one to recognise others easier. You ought to know i already have and do criticise my nation not just for current crimes but also past crimes like the biggest genocide in history - Nativi Americani :(
Know that many people around the world see the British as a poodle bitch for the American war machine.
AmericanHero911 11 months ago
@AmericanHero911 nah ya cunt, eveybody on the planet see's americans as big fat burger eating dumb obese mother fuckers who just need 100 more 9/11 to wipe them out completey!! fuck off and die you daft cunts!!!!
Roger11111111 10 months ago
@Roger11111111 yo did your mother teach you to speak like that?
also 100 x 2998 = about 300k, that's not enough to wipe us out so good luck plotting more inside jobs you illuminati tool
AmericanHero911 10 months ago
This guy's a legend. Comedy genius. Any guy that can make an outdated format like prank phone calls funny again deserves epic props.
punkyhiphopdood 11 months ago
Love his little ranty bit at 1:56 :')
YRJAY 11 months ago
Too many Nazi-Eugenic posts. A good film is a good film. It's the right time people so enjoy. Stop categorising people with adjectives. I have a good friend.. Oh.. and he's an Arab. vs I have a Good ARAB friend... For once try.. I have a good friend. Leave your baggage at home, Life is a discount airline, and excess baggage costs too much.
HENJAM48 11 months ago
@HENJAM48 He's an Iranian you idiot.
Shahin2102 9 months ago
One of the 98,116 is Kayvan Novak. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP! :D
bakhtavar123 11 months ago
Such a beautiful man
hyenateethx 11 months ago 2
@plaid4u Dude do you purposely ignore the enslavement, robbery, rape and massacre that the British Empire conducted on these nations?? You can shove them laws because they're worth shit without freedom.
AmericanHero911 11 months ago
Kayvan is definitely my favourite Iranian. He's way funny then Omid Djialli anyway.
JONNOG88 11 months ago
Keyvan Noval is persian (Iranian) and we are all proud of you. Now we have two great Iranian British comedians, Omid d Jalili and Keyvan Novak..
payambreaker 11 months ago
Rubber dinghy rapids bro
sam5588 11 months ago 3
@sam5588 you fucked up rabbit
tommyray18 11 months ago
Brother Waj was my fav ! hahaha this guy was HILARIOUS ! he always had that confused look on his face like "what the fuck is going on ?"
lol
soph60 11 months ago
what a movie..pls watch this in webmovietube
josieradomski81 1 year ago
why does he look sexxcier in the actual movie?? lol
paczlilangel 1 year ago
1:56 - EXACTLY how the young male hardman brap init muslims sound around here, that made me piss myself.
psymon2005 1 year ago
stand over there and eat a samoosa or somthing
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Lee9428 1 year ago
He's absolutely gorgeous! Yum! x
burts06 1 year ago 3
This is why I love my Iranian men! They r so hot!
nurulaynMahsa 1 year ago 2
bradford tap lol
ati832 1 year ago
sorry for not commenting on ur vids 4 a while! saw this movie in webmovietube
leonidaroofner27 1 year ago
This man is quite literally - a genius.
jpsheen 1 year ago
Fucking love this guy! This is why racism is pointless, we would miss out on the many flavours of Britain; be proud.
MadameDeJaVu 1 year ago 213
@MadameDeJaVu Racism is a bad thing, but its time to shut the doors 2 england now. Hospitals and schools are overcrowded, so are the roads. Housing lists are like 4 years long, plus we need all the jobs that are going at the minuite, what with all the cuts coming up. Sorry about that i just saw that comment and that splurged out.
bignath001 1 year ago
@bignath001 Thanks for your comment. I do not want to sound like an old fart; but immigration is not a new concept. The government plays a very clever trick; in that they let people in without proper planning and hope for the best. Not sure what impact the European Union has on immigration laws; no doubt a quota we cannot handle, but you would need to speak to experts about that. I agree with you about shutting the doors; at least while we rebuild ourselves. That's just practical not racist.
MadameDeJaVu 1 year ago
@MadameDeJaVu let them take over your country through immigration, you owe it to every nation the british empire raped, imprisoned, enslaved and killed. immigration is justice.
rebuild honour and enjoy the culture and humour they bring :)
AmericanHero911 11 months ago
@bignath001 Lol.
alexvegas 11 months ago
@MadameDeJaVu It isnt just pointless, it's a complete delusion...oh and yeah, Kayvan Novak is a complete legend!:)
comanchio1976 10 months ago
@MadameDeJaVu SO TRUE.
Radz117 7 months ago
@MadameDeJaVu what a nice comment
roversrule87 7 months ago
@MadameDeJaVu Love this comment!!
CWebbiewoo 7 months ago
love it at 1:50..........so funny
FaisalLasiaf1 1 year ago
FUCK MINI BABYBELS
teddy4dvids 1 year ago
RUBBER DINGHY RAPIDS FTW
007toft007 1 year ago
looks so different everytime I see him
thelexus 1 year ago
Riz is doing a gig in Dalston this week, check out his facebook for more details /RizMC
manny6bear 1 year ago
Heeee isss soo fittttttt!
where is he from
iran?>
Amazashizzle 1 year ago
@Amazashizzle yep. Thats a typical Iranian name. He was in the beginning of the film Syriana speaking perfect Farsi
magicsoundify 1 year ago
You are eligible to receive 500,000 Ugandan Dollars. All I need is your bank account number and sort code.
johnedsel 1 year ago
HE should have played Prince of Persia!!!! Aw, man!!!!
LaCritiqueRouge 1 year ago 4
@LaCritiqueRouge Your so right!
tazzywazzy1989 1 year ago
He's stupid in real life too :D
RafdamanProductions 1 year ago
he said if i was a proper mujahid, i'd wizz in me own mouth lol
googleisshittoss 1 year ago
Rubber Ringy Rapids Bro!
Woodeeeeeee191 1 year ago 4
Propa Muja Bro.
BoycottStabb 1 year ago
Is he a martyr or a fucking jalfrezi?
Best line in the film for me.
buckbumble 1 year ago
I miss Brass-Eye
GeorgesBarras 1 year ago 2
"Why would a woman go into a shop holding her face!?"
"Because she's got a beard..."
ienttellinya 1 year ago 2
lol drinking glassy ! lols
guitar19904 1 year ago
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Rubber DingyRappids Bro
jbrown765 1 year ago
DingyRappids Bro
jbrown765 1 year ago
Idoit, he makes a film about mocking terrioists, yet he tries to hide his muslim identity what a sell out
TheTruth8018 1 year ago
@TheTruth8018 firstly he's not muslims, and secondly you constructed that sentence in a way to suggest you're either a terrorist or a non-muslim? what the hell?? muslims are not terrorists...some terrorists happen to be followers of a perverted understanding of islam...there's a difference.
cremedelacreme89 1 year ago 2
@TheTruth8018 so you think part of being a muslim is being a terrorist? its wrong to mock suice bombers?
jnb888 1 year ago
@TheTruth8018 You should really look into what your talking about ... He's not Indian or Pakistani He is actually a British Iranian :)
RaveInMyGrave 1 year ago
fucked up rabbit with no ears!
emichlo 1 year ago
mmmm.. he is so tasty i want to jump on him!!
adiveenu 1 year ago
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swiftshady 1 year ago