this has been tested on mythbusters and its fake they put a stand under the water just a bit then shot it from a different angel thats how the ball didn't sink
The video is funny yes. But the funniest thing of all is people on here who are like, oh its fake or look at the platform he's walking on.. rofl no shit Sherlock thanks for your great detective work. Without you I would of thought it was Jesus or something.. wtf morons
@SeaBreezeCenter No! Jesus does not need solids to walk on. He can walk on water just as well as Super Man can fly. The funny thing is that people actually believe is mother was a virgin.
@timrocket2008 Apparently someone hasn't been introduced to genetic engineering hmm. Which proves women don't need to have an intercourse with a man to have a child. Remember God' the one who created genetic engineering and everything else.
@XxBoSnIaNsNiP3rxX Oh give me a break. Do you even know how long ago Jesus was alive? They did not have artificial insemination back then idiot. God is just a man made character like Bugs Bunny. There are billions perhaps trillions of sources responsible for our genetic make up and design not just one.
Ok not funny. Making fun of someone who died on the cross for u...i don't see the humor in that. Jesus did walk on water it says in the bible. Yes the bible is telling the truth experts proved it. It would have been better if he wasn't pretending to be Jesus. And the Thorne crown really and me Mad I wish it was really so that guy could feel the pain Jesus did.
Jesus didn't walk on water or perform any miracles outside the order and evidence of reality. Jesus wouldn't have done miracles like that even if he had the ability, because then there would be no truth and life you could know and live in. Jesus says he is "the truth and the life," that we must know him (the truth and the life) to have eternal life. Search "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then open The Present (with religion) and read what it says.
@VegasSkateCulture I mean, really, you get executed by the Romans in the worst way imaginable for the day, rise from the dead, and all you get is this stupid necklace? He should have been allowed to take the whole cross back with Him!
The wages of sin is death. God doesn't say: I hate you. Go to Hell cuz you rejected me. He gave us free will. You all have the mental capacity to know he does. I'm so sick of ignorance. What is up with this?
Give up your bronze age myths and move into the 21st century with the rest of us. Talking snakes, magical gardens, people living in whales bodies..... People simply adopt the beliefs of their parents. If you were born in India you would be a Hindu. Think about it.
If i said I think Elvis is still alive you would say, well there is no reason or proof to believe that. And when i say well i still believe you would laugh at me. Religion should stand up to the same scrutiny as everything else
jfgmma ; shut theee fuuck up no one waaants too herree youur bulllshiittt , fuuckiing iidiiot yuu haave youur reliigioon and thaats iit dont talk bout other ones ina bad way yu ungreatfull fuuck ii hoppe yu get hit by a caar and break both of you legs .
@Jose1234678932 Oh I forgot, I started my message with: ''To all people saying that atheist (wich I am) will go to hell...'' So this message was directed to people who talked bad against atheism! If they talk in a bad way about my philosophy, I've every right to talk bad about their religion.
To all people saying that atheist (wich I am) will go to hell...isn't that a little stupid? Let's say I agree that God exists.. why would I want to pray a freaking moron who send people to hell just because they don't beleive in him? You can be a very good person and not beleive in God, just like you can be a pedophile and beleive in God...who do you think should derserve to go to paradise more?
@JFGmma (Part 2) Is God so stupid that he can't understand that someone born in China, who never heard about god, doesn't beleive in him? Then send me to hell, because I don't want to pass the eternity with a crazy tyrant. No wonder why Satan tryed to bring him down!
@TheSilver1161 thats right, religion is always the same shit
they want me to belive on a guy that did came from the nade and created everything with some kind of superpowers and now for some reason we canno't see him? lol if they only could hear theirselves to diference of the BULLSHIT that is the religion the science has evidence :3 but, with this video now i belive! i belive! i belive that guy is drunk xD to all the ppl that says "you will go to hell" FUCK OFF AND GO WITH YOUR FAKED GOD so die
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oh shut up with that religous crap god never existed and never has infact your church is wrong religon is wrong EVERYTHING CAN BE EXPLAINED WITH SCIENCE! all it needs is a little time science is ever changing... religon? not so much... infact sailors used to know the world was round by seeing the mast of a ship appear before the hull/deck
I don't understand you Christian! I am a Muslim and I feel bad when I see some one making fun at Jesus peace be upon him! And you christians who you say you love Jesus and consider him as God make jokes about him in movies and everywhere!!!
to mshbar: thank you Muslim brother. I am a Roman Catholic Sorry to say that some of us have just inherited being a Catholic or a Christian but not in deeds - a cliche but still very TRUE in the eyes of non-Christians!
@chescanilez First of all that's not Jesus's atire, its a fake Jesus so therefore its a fake atire.....second of all dont bring that Jesus super religious shit here, this a fun little joke for anyone to enjoy, dont take anything too serious, do, and now slap yourself
Me, if I had been there: I have teh perfect opportunity to kill Jesus now, but that would probably just make him a martyr... Again... And the Christians are already annoying enough as they are, I just wouldn't be able to stand that attitude of their's times 2...
Or something along those lines... It's also quite possible I would've gone: Well, look at that. It's some Jesus imitator doing a fancy water walk. 'Sup dude?
what the fuck dude. your a fucking bastard. who wants 2 kill jesus dude. yea he's dead but ur the most fucked up person ive ever seen on utube, or ever say in pixels :P
"Bastard", no, "fucked up", damn right! It would appear, if my perdicament is to be taken as the given example, that prolonged, unprotected exposure to reality ironically enough tears down one's sanity until an automatic, natural protection of "fucked up" is all that remains... As a final note I just have to say: Why, thank you. ^_^
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This is Jesus, and I don't appreciate someane sticking glass in water to clearly mock my walking on water. I did it for you, and this is how you repay me ? Maybe dad was right !!!!! Maybe there is no hope for you losers. And to think I spent 3 days on that cross. They drove those stakes through my wrists, I wore a thorn crown, Had my back litterally ripped open by whips with broken glass and this is how you repay me. You can all go to hell. NO !!!! SERIOUSLY, YOUR GOING TO HELL. jerks !
well that vvideo is just wrong!!! i think that is a mockery of u jesus! and i have a question!!! do u know what to my best friend sarah nichols my mom's neice!!?? cause i really miss her! by the way:should i forgive sarah or let her feel guilty and never trust her again and let her go to hell!!!???? well if u have the answer leave a comment on my page please. and if i should forgive her give her a sign that we forgive her and that we still love her!!! and give her a sign that she shouldn't leave
Um.... Your best friend needs space. She is dealing with alot right now. Tell her to come to me, praise the sht out of me and I'll consider causing something to change things. You need to understand that ever since Richard Dawkins wrote , "THE GOD DELUSION" My father is PISSED !!!!!!! Alot of the flock have begun to think for themselfs and now go with Logic instead. It kind of puts a damper on our business right now. I am trying to stop my father from causing another flood. Pray to my dad
Wow. . jesus using now Internet to Communicate With People. . . That's Totally............awesomeee ! ! Jesus, in The Name of the Lord. Can you Clean Up My Computer? Cause i have alot of Viruses watching Porno ! ! oops. . . . I'm going to hell . . .you can't send me to Hell Father. . .you love me. . .and you want the best for me. . . .Don't You? . . Peace. . . . i mean, Amen ! !
Umm.... do a virus scan LapresnaUS. My holy hands are tied right now. God is seriously killing off the human race in 2012 , all because of Richard Dawkins book, " The God delusion. " He is so insane right now that even Satan himself is taking him out for a round of Golf to calm him down. Whats up with you followers ? A man writes a book about zero evidence and you drop my father and I like a rock !!!! So the bible is wrong and things don't make sense. It was never going to be easy for us.
hes obviously walking on some sort of see through material (glass duh). u can tell because the ball would start floating away, or at least bobbing up and down and spinning.
no, notice at the beginning how most of the stick is underwater when the boy tries to retrieve the ball, now im now saying this is fake, maybe its photoshopped or sometin.
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FoxlnAhat 2 months ago
that's so funny I forgot to laugh
bluebubbles282 2 months ago
tht guy is to fat to be jesus
xcopre7x 2 months ago
Excellent
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theJRLMchannel 2 months ago
Sigh.. Blasphemy..
Nauji101 2 months ago
this has been tested on mythbusters and its fake they put a stand under the water just a bit then shot it from a different angel thats how the ball didn't sink
no1sibunafan123 3 months ago
how did the ball not sink?
nuparu7991 4 months ago
The video is funny yes. But the funniest thing of all is people on here who are like, oh its fake or look at the platform he's walking on.. rofl no shit Sherlock thanks for your great detective work. Without you I would of thought it was Jesus or something.. wtf morons
stig954 4 months ago
Am wondering who the fatman is
lavidaspeligrosa 5 months ago
Fuck you Mother Fuckerrr .. You mom will be rapped By Street dogs who made the video who Post this video ... Alls Must be cursed Son of lucifer ..
SamTheStupid7 5 months ago
The road was flodit
Speedbump1010 6 months ago
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake special effects awsome tho
sonicboom16110 6 months ago
i alone believe this is blasfemy and a big dislike also bonus
engel783 6 months ago
This is funny.Where is Satan when you needed him most.
Zodist 6 months ago
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KjB1ogger 6 months ago
THIS IS WHY I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH <3 <3
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MrBorgj 6 months ago
so this video means that jesus has football skills?!?!
MrBorgj 6 months ago
GEEZUS!
kgissa 6 months ago
Shallow water, or a master at walking on sticks. I should know, I have eagle eyes.
FlamePegasus3045 7 months ago
Wow its just a joke don't know why y'all so mad
PornMan098 7 months ago
Jesus met McDonalds
josepasillas530 8 months ago
Amerykanie mają chore poczucie humoru ..
Dziambo17 8 months ago
HAHA - that is beautifull video :D. And that was a joke - ball stops on that place becouse there is something in water what can be walkt on
Okjar1 8 months ago
Why would Jesus have a necklace with cross and Jesus on it hehe
G6600 9 months ago
At 1:06 please see a solid slab under his feet.
SeaBreezeCenter 9 months ago
@SeaBreezeCenter No! Jesus does not need solids to walk on. He can walk on water just as well as Super Man can fly. The funny thing is that people actually believe is mother was a virgin.
timrocket2008 8 months ago
@timrocket2008 Apparently someone hasn't been introduced to genetic engineering hmm. Which proves women don't need to have an intercourse with a man to have a child. Remember God' the one who created genetic engineering and everything else.
XxBoSnIaNsNiP3rxX 8 months ago 3
@XxBoSnIaNsNiP3rxX Oh give me a break. Do you even know how long ago Jesus was alive? They did not have artificial insemination back then idiot. God is just a man made character like Bugs Bunny. There are billions perhaps trillions of sources responsible for our genetic make up and design not just one.
timrocket2008 8 months ago 3
@timrocket2008 well let me ask you this kind sir, if god doesnt exist, who keeps Australia from falling off the earth?
trillion625 7 months ago
@trillion625 Maybe your question should be "what" not "who"
timrocket2008 7 months ago
@trillion625 something called gravity you know the pulling force thicko
XPDgamers 6 months ago
This is racist
blueguy81 9 months ago
was he fucking wit the ball or the ball was fuckin him,,,,such a studpid video
kieran1990able 10 months ago
i love how jesus has a cross around his neck, that seems awkward
totalrethatsme 10 months ago
I bet Jesus foun this funny tooo..i mena come on thats not anything bad or owt?
Hsm9711 10 months ago
Ok not funny. Making fun of someone who died on the cross for u...i don't see the humor in that. Jesus did walk on water it says in the bible. Yes the bible is telling the truth experts proved it. It would have been better if he wasn't pretending to be Jesus. And the Thorne crown really and me Mad I wish it was really so that guy could feel the pain Jesus did.
1FanJacob 10 months ago
Jesus is God this is not a good joke
shaddddy2002 10 months ago
You should never play like that he's gonna probably go to he'll because of that and remember he's always watching u
EliseosChannel 10 months ago
how did he do tht
zac123459876 11 months ago
Jesus didn't walk on water or perform any miracles outside the order and evidence of reality. Jesus wouldn't have done miracles like that even if he had the ability, because then there would be no truth and life you could know and live in. Jesus says he is "the truth and the life," that we must know him (the truth and the life) to have eternal life. Search "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then open The Present (with religion) and read what it says.
vividDC 11 months ago
@vividDC stick ur bible in ur assss! this is funny jokes. fuckin religious believe in nonsense retard
kabos88cz 11 months ago
is he real?
Houdye 11 months ago
dont joke like that with jesus remember jesus is a god
46mssarah 1 year ago
Maybe jesus can walk on water...
but chuck norris can swim in land...
AshThEpSYcHo 1 year ago 48
@AshThEpSYcHo hope you know the chuck norris shit was so 5 years ago..
ListenToKimmi 1 year ago
@ListenToKimmi I will make it 10.
AshThEpSYcHo 1 year ago
@AshThEpSYcHo on land
SnoozeTutorials 7 months ago
i want to go to heaven now...look at jesus he must of ate very well there...
bhermoth 1 year ago
I'm an atheist, and even I think this isn't funny
painlessissuicide 1 year ago
What if he fell and went "OH shit!!"
igiag 1 year ago
@igiag naw he would say "HOLY SHIT"
Pwnage195 1 year ago
lol this is kinda funny
selenagomezfan401 1 year ago
why the hell would jesus be wearing a cross?
VegasSkateCulture 1 year ago
@VegasSkateCulture A souvenir, perhaps? LOL
JPLyokoWarrior 1 year ago
@JPLyokoWarrior
hahahah that actually made me laugh for a while, good job.
If I was Jesus, every time I took my necklace off to go to sleep, I would look at the cross and be like "fuck yea, I owned that shit." lol
VegasSkateCulture 1 year ago
@VegasSkateCulture I mean, really, you get executed by the Romans in the worst way imaginable for the day, rise from the dead, and all you get is this stupid necklace? He should have been allowed to take the whole cross back with Him!
JPLyokoWarrior 1 year ago
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Hejpotatispastej 1 year ago
LMFAO really this kid has runescape in his description? fag
theglitchen 1 year ago
ahahaha!!
violenceCronicles 1 year ago
ROFLMAO @ the guy with the shorts.I laugh for 30 mins straight
menchMonkey 1 year ago
how did he do that
Cesar4254 1 year ago
1st guy looked scared coz jesus knows he is a peado
daveygravey123456 1 year ago
Cheech looks like hell!!
jamrow708 1 year ago
God definitely disliked this video
Za7Dom9 1 year ago 94
@Za7Dom9
who cares....
Rohoxuj 1 year ago
@Za7Dom9 Ha Ha God is only 53people
timrocket2008 8 months ago
The wages of sin is death. God doesn't say: I hate you. Go to Hell cuz you rejected me. He gave us free will. You all have the mental capacity to know he does. I'm so sick of ignorance. What is up with this?
gbrwashere22 1 year ago
what a chick magnet haha xD
stoopidadrian 1 year ago
I'm Atheist and I find this hilarious... weird that my parents made me get baptized as Catholic, isn't it?
YoshiFue 1 year ago
@YoshiFue *sigh*
jonasidas 1 year ago
@YoshiFue obvious troll is obvious
jonasidas 1 year ago
@jonasidas How is it trolling? I'm just saying.
YoshiFue 1 year ago
roflmao- ppl got all scared and stuff.
waqqasharon 1 year ago
at the last one she tot it was real haha
Ninchiboy 1 year ago
Wow this is so stupid way to make fun of God
mjpuppies 1 year ago
roflmao :D
peaceowassis 1 year ago
Give up your bronze age myths and move into the 21st century with the rest of us. Talking snakes, magical gardens, people living in whales bodies..... People simply adopt the beliefs of their parents. If you were born in India you would be a Hindu. Think about it.
If i said I think Elvis is still alive you would say, well there is no reason or proof to believe that. And when i say well i still believe you would laugh at me. Religion should stand up to the same scrutiny as everything else
Jason29n 1 year ago
So fake
ClubPenguin40685 1 year ago
jesus possesed 23 people and made them dislike the video
Caike42u 1 year ago
jfgmma ; shut theee fuuck up no one waaants too herree youur bulllshiittt , fuuckiing iidiiot yuu haave youur reliigioon and thaats iit dont talk bout other ones ina bad way yu ungreatfull fuuck ii hoppe yu get hit by a caar and break both of you legs .
Jose1234678932 1 year ago
@Jose1234678932 You should ask God to teach you how to write. Oh yea thats right...he doesn't exist!
JFGmma 1 year ago
@Jose1234678932 Oh I forgot, I started my message with: ''To all people saying that atheist (wich I am) will go to hell...'' So this message was directed to people who talked bad against atheism! If they talk in a bad way about my philosophy, I've every right to talk bad about their religion.
JFGmma 1 year ago
@Jose1234678932 wtf i nvr commented on this, my bad, i think someone hacked my account -__- you do u nd ima do me
Jose1234678932 1 year ago
To all people saying that atheist (wich I am) will go to hell...isn't that a little stupid? Let's say I agree that God exists.. why would I want to pray a freaking moron who send people to hell just because they don't beleive in him? You can be a very good person and not beleive in God, just like you can be a pedophile and beleive in God...who do you think should derserve to go to paradise more?
to be continued...
JFGmma 1 year ago
@JFGmma (Part 2) Is God so stupid that he can't understand that someone born in China, who never heard about god, doesn't beleive in him? Then send me to hell, because I don't want to pass the eternity with a crazy tyrant. No wonder why Satan tryed to bring him down!
JFGmma 1 year ago
@JFGmma ! Hmmm...I wonder why they dont make fun of mohammad? Are they afraid of Muslims?
iyot34 1 year ago
@JFGmma go fuck yourself
11plays22 1 year ago
@11plays22 You have good arguments, sadly, I still don't beleive in God! Good try
JFGmma 1 year ago
i'd throw the stick at him lol! watch him fall over!
H4L0K1LL4 1 year ago
Cheech Marin? (I know I spelled that wrong)
shawnclarkston 1 year ago
@TheSilver1161 thats right, religion is always the same shit
they want me to belive on a guy that did came from the nade and created everything with some kind of superpowers and now for some reason we canno't see him? lol if they only could hear theirselves to diference of the BULLSHIT that is the religion the science has evidence :3 but, with this video now i belive! i belive! i belive that guy is drunk xD to all the ppl that says "you will go to hell" FUCK OFF AND GO WITH YOUR FAKED GOD so die
Killerkrad1 1 year ago
This is a real proof of Jesus. I now belive!
droidwarf 1 year ago
lol its not even a pond its just a giant puddle
fungieguy465 1 year ago
run he will kill you!!!!!!!
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1Existence 1 year ago
very funny! LOL
erehwyrevekool 1 year ago
ohhh shit pedophile! 1:33
drook666 1 year ago
That's one uhh....chubby Jesus.
Maschinepistol 1 year ago
lmao, id shit myself if i was that
bmx406 1 year ago
lmfao..but notice how the ball does not bob around in the water
Anim8or93 1 year ago
@Anim8or93
haha yes it does
gravediger1 1 year ago
wow. Peace and mercy be upon you from god the father and may his light and countanance be with you forever. may the holy spirit and christ jesus keep you in heart. Peace be with you.
iloveaustrailiawomen 1 year ago
@iloveaustrailiawomen
oh shut up with that religous crap god never existed and never has infact your church is wrong religon is wrong EVERYTHING CAN BE EXPLAINED WITH SCIENCE! all it needs is a little time science is ever changing... religon? not so much... infact sailors used to know the world was round by seeing the mast of a ship appear before the hull/deck
TheSilver1161 1 year ago 4
@TheSilver1161 hahah athiest:) your going to hell!
demi551 1 year ago
@TheSilver1161 so who do u think made u???
smexileader 1 year ago
@TheSilver1161 haha!! ur a idiot!! miley cryus will see u in hell!!
selena551 1 year ago
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HaloRiderJHOW 1 year ago
Jesus!
marknew91 1 year ago
haha wow never haha xD
partypopprincess12 1 year ago
you will burn in hell for videos like this
Milanzivkovic90 1 year ago
@Milanzivkovic90 lol
DarkShroom 1 year ago
man jesus really let himself go
gillece 1 year ago
This is NOT a funny video.
allysax1 1 year ago
@allysax1 why?
cyberJamilonc 1 year ago
indeed, NOT funny at All !!!
annrosfer 1 year ago
thats funny, Jesus, a Jew, wearing a cross around his own neck.
The irony is killing me
LTDcunuk 1 year ago
I don't understand you Christian! I am a Muslim and I feel bad when I see some one making fun at Jesus peace be upon him! And you christians who you say you love Jesus and consider him as God make jokes about him in movies and everywhere!!!
mshbar 1 year ago 2
to mshbar: thank you Muslim brother. I am a Roman Catholic Sorry to say that some of us have just inherited being a Catholic or a Christian but not in deeds - a cliche but still very TRUE in the eyes of non-Christians!
annrosfer 1 year ago
my bro.mshbar.. i also thank you ...im born again christian.they are making fun of jesus atire ...LET Jesus decide what to do wih this.
chescanilez 1 year ago
@chescanilez First of all that's not Jesus's atire, its a fake Jesus so therefore its a fake atire.....second of all dont bring that Jesus super religious shit here, this a fun little joke for anyone to enjoy, dont take anything too serious, do, and now slap yourself
cdubmeyer 1 year ago
Racist..
vietboy321123 1 year ago
Did he die?
SaviourSole 1 year ago
fake! ;-) ;-)
Murksiddy 2 years ago
no shit
IrishJimmyB 2 years ago
this really what walking on water is all about -- watch?v=CZOiz4d8lKY
MindAsFocus 2 years ago
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CorbCourbe 2 years ago
If i ever c som shit lik that . imma just stare.
briamae1 2 years ago
Man i think that it is just for laughs because you see the kid in blue he is there with different people
Paulmichael9 2 years ago
lmao it was very funny
novitaadriano 2 years ago 10
jesus kinda looks like jim morrison when he was getting fat and grew his beard out.
leatherface12345 2 years ago
low water, DUHH
XxSakuraKittyxX 2 years ago 2
wow jesus really let himself go
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Me, if I had been there: I have teh perfect opportunity to kill Jesus now, but that would probably just make him a martyr... Again... And the Christians are already annoying enough as they are, I just wouldn't be able to stand that attitude of their's times 2...
Or something along those lines... It's also quite possible I would've gone: Well, look at that. It's some Jesus imitator doing a fancy water walk. 'Sup dude?
GrahamChapman 2 years ago
what the fuck dude. your a fucking bastard. who wants 2 kill jesus dude. yea he's dead but ur the most fucked up person ive ever seen on utube, or ever say in pixels :P
LittleOneFtw 2 years ago 5
"Bastard", no, "fucked up", damn right! It would appear, if my perdicament is to be taken as the given example, that prolonged, unprotected exposure to reality ironically enough tears down one's sanity until an automatic, natural protection of "fucked up" is all that remains... As a final note I just have to say: Why, thank you. ^_^
GrahamChapman 2 years ago
Thanks jesus!! and get on the jenny craig!
cptclifford 2 years ago 3
hHhahahaha
hEnAcHiQ 2 years ago
how did he do that?
biteuthrudefone 2 years ago
the water isn't even knee high it's just an illusion to make you think that it is
JBSProductionz 2 years ago 3
lol JESUS?
jay6610 2 years ago
IT'S JESUS
slimshady103 2 years ago
I think Jesus put on some weight
superheroideal 2 years ago
yeah lol! what happened to being a poor carpenter?
flagingisretarded 2 years ago
The first man was like...O.O oh shit i should have never beat up that poor man today. O.O
Youstupidfucc 2 years ago 2
hahaha thats awesome i would love to see dat in real life imagine wat those ppl r saying lol
number3665 2 years ago 3
Haha, Jesus would help a kid get their soccer ball. God bless and peace be with you Youtubers!
TheProsecuter 2 years ago 3
thats not at ALL!
primoeo 2 years ago
lol that boy was like "how is that man walking on water???!!!"
sakura11012 2 years ago
Oh, don't worry little Johnny, that's just Jesus.
DinoDude65 2 years ago
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This is Jesus, and I don't appreciate someane sticking glass in water to clearly mock my walking on water. I did it for you, and this is how you repay me ? Maybe dad was right !!!!! Maybe there is no hope for you losers. And to think I spent 3 days on that cross. They drove those stakes through my wrists, I wore a thorn crown, Had my back litterally ripped open by whips with broken glass and this is how you repay me. You can all go to hell. NO !!!! SERIOUSLY, YOUR GOING TO HELL. jerks !
Riptidescool 2 years ago
well that vvideo is just wrong!!! i think that is a mockery of u jesus! and i have a question!!! do u know what to my best friend sarah nichols my mom's neice!!?? cause i really miss her! by the way:should i forgive sarah or let her feel guilty and never trust her again and let her go to hell!!!???? well if u have the answer leave a comment on my page please. and if i should forgive her give her a sign that we forgive her and that we still love her!!! and give her a sign that she shouldn't leave
sakura11012 2 years ago
Um.... Your best friend needs space. She is dealing with alot right now. Tell her to come to me, praise the sht out of me and I'll consider causing something to change things. You need to understand that ever since Richard Dawkins wrote , "THE GOD DELUSION" My father is PISSED !!!!!!! Alot of the flock have begun to think for themselfs and now go with Logic instead. It kind of puts a damper on our business right now. I am trying to stop my father from causing another flood. Pray to my dad
Riptidescool 2 years ago
Wow. . jesus using now Internet to Communicate With People. . . That's Totally............awesomeee ! ! Jesus, in The Name of the Lord. Can you Clean Up My Computer? Cause i have alot of Viruses watching Porno ! ! oops. . . . I'm going to hell . . .you can't send me to Hell Father. . .you love me. . .and you want the best for me. . . .Don't You? . . Peace. . . . i mean, Amen ! !
LaPrensaUS 2 years ago
Umm.... do a virus scan LapresnaUS. My holy hands are tied right now. God is seriously killing off the human race in 2012 , all because of Richard Dawkins book, " The God delusion. " He is so insane right now that even Satan himself is taking him out for a round of Golf to calm him down. Whats up with you followers ? A man writes a book about zero evidence and you drop my father and I like a rock !!!! So the bible is wrong and things don't make sense. It was never going to be easy for us.
Riptidescool 2 years ago
thanks! =3 =3 =3 =3 *thinks* now if only i had sasrah's phone number so i can call her!!!*
sakura11012 2 years ago
Wow, based on your comments I bet everyman of every faith (or lack of faith) would consider you a troll. Try showing some class.
TheProsecuter 2 years ago
Funny thing Jesus got a cross around his neck
XxIVIonSteR 2 years ago
hes obviously walking on some sort of see through material (glass duh). u can tell because the ball would start floating away, or at least bobbing up and down and spinning.
falcoweeeeeeeee 2 years ago
I guess someone doesn't appreciate a little humor..
DinoDude65 2 years ago
Aparently not !!! I'm minus 3 right now. Whats up with that ?
Riptidescool 2 years ago
find ich nicht gut
oOoLorenzoOo 2 years ago
how does he do that?
selfkillman 2 years ago
good try..
0177231064 2 years ago
In water
NiCkIhAiO 2 years ago
lol
lufanparasiempre 2 years ago
lol
LOOK AT THERE FACES
BRENDABITCHES 2 years ago 4
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Hedgecrawler 2 years ago
he is eather on stilts or the water is like an inch deep
mattattk22 2 years ago 3
no, notice at the beginning how most of the stick is underwater when the boy tries to retrieve the ball, now im now saying this is fake, maybe its photoshopped or sometin.
Kalamando 2 years ago