Mass Effect filthy glitch

[TaePoDongIII]

It Might POP!

[hyperdude144]

To much spinning!

[NinjasticFlare]

O.O

[CoolEffectsMan]

courtesy: do that in the bathroom.

[Gauldar]

She's getting bubbles alright.

[SmiliePT]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[WatchdogDisciple]

"I had reach...but uh she had flexibility

[yakuzamadddogg]

@WatchdogDisciple LOL

[IronMaster777]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite video on youtube

[Shirishama1]

if it all spills out XD

[Zergboyzzz]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL...

Joker:"Take pictures!"

[sasavavsda]

this was fucking funny looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[darthgueedo]

Mordin: ...hmm.. Tests...

[hayabusaknight1]

@darthgueedo Warn of chaffing. Do not...ingest.



[tasken5]

what manner of video is this ?!

[CiaranTheHedgehog]

this game is a 12...

[Saggamawuat]

its a mass effect 1 quest. Admiral Hackett asks Shepard to save some scientists being captured by biotics. When you get there you find out that all scientists were drugged and run around the base, so you need to be careful not to take them out. But i'm not sure about the location. Just travel to all clusters and you should get a message from the alliance.

[Mikjbee777]

... But the prize...

[gorillazkid1234]

what quest is that?

[TacticalLeo]

Is it wrong this gave me an erection? O_o

[CommanderKiller312]

@TacticalLeo

Yes.



[mutilation7777]

@TacticalLeo Not at all, I finished.

[PlatinumRacing]

The only thing immature about this video is the fact that you shot a video of your television.

[673497]

AHAHAHAAAhaha............. OMG I DIED

[VinnieLepore]

"I cant stop, I can't stop it! It's all spinning away!"

"You feel me growing. I WANNA BREAK IT ALL!"

[evilemperordude]

"It will all spill out, and then I won't be me anymore."

[morganjloon1]

I dont remember seeing this mission. and I thought i did every side mission on me1

[jamakasis18]

omg im gonna die from lhaukht

[morganjloon1]

Mass effect 1 or 2 and were is this mission?

[JesterUK2]

@morganjloon1

Mass Effect 1. I believe this is the paragon mission where biotic extremeists take scientists hostage with a drug.

[VileIntentionsUS]

@JesterUK2 Yep that's the one.

[FALUKYOURMOM]

SHE SUCK A MEAN DICK

[OmegaLittleBob]

what the FRAK?

[xbufuhunterx]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[GlowingBlur]

It's all so beautiful. Can you see it? XD

[KJM0593]

"I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF!!!" OMFG xD

[jstwannawatchmavids]

My favourite bit is the guy holding in his laughter for the camera but every now and then he just bursts out with it, especially the "I'M GROWING!" bit :P

[greytale]

I thought she said "too much spitting", but then I realized that she is a swallower.

[kuriSanG]

Oh my god. I always thought the dialogue in this mission was funny, but this puts it in a whole new light.

[ExtremelyAmateurVids]

Bubbles! UH OH

[HaloWarlord117117]

nice toaster cam

[thresholder1]

shepard you need to stop licking thane...

[Yankees2743]

I'm tankborn, what is this?

[TarielMaeda]

Blistered Thumbs

[MannersNo]

Now, how to glitch a girl IRL in the same way.

[Flabernat]

Hahaha! Tooo funny....

[TheOtherTheoG]

@EtceteraDude - A side mission you only get if you have a high paragon score, you have to kill a band of terrorists whilst there are drugged scientists walking around in front of you without killing the scientists.

[Bl00dKnifeNightmare]

godlike!

[DarthVader807]

What.....the......fuck.....

[mugenrider754]

the funny thing is bioware also gives dialouge for this glitch

[paladyn12]

@mugenrider754 i think they shout out that dialouge when u talk to any of them its the paragon mission where biotic terriost took over a station and druged the fuck out of some scientest

[mugenrider754]

@paladyn12 i know, but in this glitch it still make sense lol

[SinerAthin]

... oh... my... god...

[Kroche929]

Wow. Every dialogue was dirty there haha

[ThatGuyOnRDSG]

harbinger:assumeing direct control o shit oh shit releasing control!!!

[UberMonsterDude]

"I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF!!" that part I just die xD

[EtceteraDude]

Seriously though. when and where does/did this happen?

[MrJUSTRANDOMVIDEOS]

ah ha ,, if that is how your imaginary girlfriend gives you head, she is doing it all wrong.

[Lifeless9619]

@MrJUSTRANDOMVIDEOS of course its wrong....bitch was talkin..>.>

[Fegzy]

heh.

[MikkroBitti]

AHAHAHAA this is the best video ever :D

[icacoethes]

Hilarious!

[halodude298]

hahahahahahaha wtf funny glitch

[hectorpena1]

hahahahhaahahahahahahahahaaaa

[GTAFANMAN1]

BUBBLES!

[GamerElemental]

I have gotten every scene in ME1 but I have never seen this.

[viperxeon]

Guy: CANT STOP IT, CANT STOP IT! ITS ALL SPINNING AWAY!

Girl:Can you feel me growing? I'M GOUNA BREAK IT OFF!

Guy:Its all so beautiful! can you see it?

Girl:Bubbles! Bubbles! but when I touch them I pop! Too much spinning..

Guy: It will all spill out, it will all spill out. Then I won't be me anymore, I wont be me if it all spills out, I have to hold still!

Sounds like cheesy porno dialogue.

[akumatekkusu666]

where is this mission? lol

[Nightmarevincent]

thats in ME1 where the drugged scientist mission, is really buggy.

[Ameshkaren]

you're sick :D

[Stanislavmois]

GOD I was busting in laugh of those talks too! =D

[EricHarrison99]

Someone please type out the real dialogue!!

[FireBenderKwyna]

THAT IS SO TOTALLY A EASTEREGG

[TheLueii]

Dude...is that dialogue actually in game?

[Triangularthing]

@TheLueii Yes it is its freaking hilarious and it fits right in the sceane

[anonymous133711]

omg

[chaklong]

dadsfsdfdsfadsfasfasd

[blakicegames]

LMFAO

[Realmasterorder]

LoL



[th3d3storoy3r]

that's just wrong

[Werewolf5255]

"But, when I touch them I pop!" XD

[bttybppn]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice vid dude

[LegendaryStory]

wow....



[HazelTheKlanger]

GENIUS

[Kalebrules12]

lmao

[ele2003]

L

O

L

[paranoidude]

"I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF!!"

Run Mordin! Run!

[stevieyredwings]

I won't be me if it all spills out

[raidendream]

I would have liked this but I realized it's a dude giving another dude a blowjob

[rkt739]

TOO MUCH SINNING

[infections]

"So squishy...where are you supposed to grab?"

[TiDuS2810]

I Lol'ed so hard.

[nikolaslaven]

i can't stop it,i can' stop it,it's all spinning away.Can you feel me growing.I'm gonna break it all.It's also beautiful.Can you see it.Bubbles,bubbles,but when i touch them,i pop.Too much spinning.If i don't hold still,it will all spill up,and then i will be me anymore.I will be me,if it all spills out,i have to hold still.Bubbles,bubbles,but when i touch them,i pop.Too much spinning.Oh yea I'm done.

[ninjamemnoch]

The dialogue makes me wonder if this is actually a glitch. XD

[anime691]

ASSUMING CONTROL OF THE PORN!

[iksarguards]

ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!

[DJZephyr]

Hidden fourth 'romance?' Yikes...

[Cees3331]

i dont understand the glitch

[DeadThouusand]

@Cees3331 well, when you grow up you'll find out.

[xXDYLANXx1013]

I like the cameraman's snickering.

CAN YOU FEEL ME GROWING?! I'M GONNA BREAK IT ALL!!!

[SuperMadHero]

I AM ASSUMIN DIREKT CONTROL! THIS PENISS' PAIN MEANS NOTHING

[junfaa]

what were they saying and what part was that lol

[DiogoE6]

i literally rofl'ed

[cccpKAZIMIRcccp]

assuming direct control

[michandre]

This is like the most awesome glitch in the history of gaming

[RabbitBlade]

lol

[Ghul]

Awesome dude!

[Nggakjelas92]

Bioware Office

Programmer 1 (P1) : Oh snap, look at this bug !!

Programmer 2 (P2) : Holy.....OK, let's fix it

*after 1 month of constant fixing*

P1 : Dude, why the heck this bug won't go away ???

P2 : I dunno, what shall we do ??

Some Fag : Guys, how 'bout adding some cheezy porn dialogue in it so nobody will complaint about the bug

P1 & P2 : OK

[Cavalier753]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite glitch in this game! XD

[CptnEldritch]

omg every time i watch this i jsut cant stop laughing. my god!

I'll have to remember this when I'm depressed XDDD

[XShadowFoxX3]

WTF

[jaybuschmann]

what the hell is the screaming really required

[0menchild]

I got virtually raped........

[george77772moons]

What the FUCK???

[tanlane56]

lmao



[DanDood11]

Is this dialogue dubbed over?

[TheGrimHamster]

@DanDood11 no its on the subs

[PunkRockFreak09]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite glitch on the Citadel.

[ScottJackson117]

Hey FOX news, heres another thing you can take out of context....again.

lol

[snaffu1]

Why does it remind me of Ed from Cowboy Bebop?

[Spec0pleader]

kinky.

[DaemonWhite]

59 people have no reach.

[MisterSteve21]

@DaemonWhite and certainly no flexibility

[TheSBDroid2]

@DaemonWhite or flexibility for that matter.

[Lincolnman123]

BUBBLES!!!!!!!

[Freemmaann]

I almost choked on a freakin apple..

[Canas29]

Wow, 5+ playthroughs and I've never seen this area, how do you get to it?

[Streetwalkeriain]

@Canas29 i was told it unlocks if you get a certain number of paragon points, and so there must be a corresponding renegade one. but man, can you even still play me1? i try and do it for the achivements but even tha is hard...

[MeltySMltS]

Win!

[TheBeefyWizard35]

"I won't be me anymore. I won't be me if it all spills out" LMAO!

[TomHebbFreestyles]

lmaaao

[RSKinney]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[DerOrk]

Oh boy, hopefully Fox News dont get that scene.

[xdocterillerx7]

@DerOrk we r reporting live in front of a couple getting down and dirty in public lol

[BipolarStickMan]

@DerOrk

I approve of your witty comment. Well done sir, Well done.

[MadMAn12gauge]

@DerOrk yeah they might call this one a penis shaped head sucking a penis

[DevaneeIn]

hahahaha! sounds disguting brillant!!!! good job!

[lurconis666]

HAhahahahahaha! What the hell!

[imyourfather101]

First I was like O.O then I was like XD

[Dalvanara]

OMFG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

[GNoodle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[sroualdz]

It's all gonna spill out!!

[Homeomackus]

I'm commander shepard. And I approve this message

[allesbelegt123]

@Homeomackus omg you mixed Mass Effect and RWJ XD

[bryanJr8]

wow soo lame and dumb

[welly706]

lol

[majstor037]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite glitch :D

HAHAHAHAHAH

I'm crying!!! xD AHAHAHAHAHA

[sorwis]

My stomach hurts from laughter. Can it possibly get more suggestive than that? :DD

[streetcakePC]

I don't think staying still will prevent it from spilling out...

[devostator30]

What the fuck was that....... now thats some fucked up shit.

[bluedragon385]

ummmm michiel jackson

[kmathisk]

that guy really looks like he's mass "erect"

[Hiccupone]

Shepard is just kinda sitting there like "Yup this is how most of my dates end anyway..."

[quysjuh]

"It is oh so beautiful" xD

[DarkX289]

LOL, I can't stop watching it!

[TigerGirlPlushie]

OH lawd...XD

[dragonclam1]

I didnt understand... then i rememberd that scene...

[gamingcultist]

lol what the fuck did those terrorist give those scientists? ive even see them walk through objects in the room

[Hazzerz]

There's no way this is a glitch XD it all seems to perfect. I think they snuck that in there somehow.

[echelon2486]

LMAO LOL thats hilarious

[killnewb]

Epic win!

[raztis1]

its funny, but its also depressing that we, as adults, cant get real entertainment in videogames, because of a bunch of bible thumping douchebags.. im not asking for japan style (actually i think we should be able to get them too) where its full on porn, but when we bust our asses to get in bed with a game character, and all we get is a kiss, a fall onto the bed, and then fade to black, it gets pointless. the least they could do is a god of war scene where it shows the edge of the bed..

[MultiRaistlin]

@raztis1 That's what I have been saying for a couple years and nobody listens to me.

[Gamerof1993]

THats so funny

[zacho626]

lmfao nice suprised u managed to capture it great vid to get a laugh outa someone :)

[syyhyvako]

I want what their having :D

[moviemaniac4ever]

where can i find that?

[DeadThouusand]

one thing, how can she talk while sucking his dick?

[AtomicDoorknob]

@DeadThouusand skills

[stonedtodamax69]

ha funny as shit bro. but what is this mission?

[503leafy]

@stonedtodamax69 UNC: Besieged Base ; have 100% paragon

[raptors222222]

If the ESRB saw this....

[otterdude1]

@raptors222222 They'd do what? It's already got the M rating, and they never use AO. XD

[steveincairo]

@raptors222222 A = Adults ONLY!