"I'll never let go...... why did she let go (sobbing) Kate Winslet you bitch... she's so bloated." That's litterally me everytime I watch Titanic... even when i'm not on my period. AWK.
Typical of me during my period: "I'm worthless...I really should kill myself..nobody would notice or care...I'm ugly and I dont deserve love...oh..hey you DONT KISS ME NO GO AWAY.....yea thats it go play your stupid skyrim......worthless bf" (the morning after) "oh hey sup : D"
Actually, the only two things I say are "I'm so fat right now" and "We're out of tampons" And the only time I say that is when I am actually out of tampons.
I like to say, "The Crimson Tide is in." And those heat bags work better if you put it on your lower back instead of on your front. "Oh, my ovaries," is another one I always say.
“Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved” -Acts 16:31. All who have faith in Jesus Christ the Son of God will have eternal life because He died for our sins, was buried and rose again.
I never ask for chocolate. I lie on my side in a feeble position in my bed wishing the pain would stop. I'm always cranky and I want people to leave me alone.
Im watching this and im on my period...i sat there thinking I dont do this!! then I went and got a heating pad, romantic movie,some and chocolate. LOL!
just got my first period yesterday! but im NOTHING like this...
TheBearHugs12 12 seconds ago
pretty sure this cick was blonde once in her life!
tittSieS 27 minutes ago
She's throwing chocolate at her vagina....
AnAsianNamedJose 52 minutes ago
if everyone hates this video then why is it still getting views?!!?
MissRoxieRiku 2 hours ago
@MissRoxieRiku because you have to view it to hate it.
bryonyjade246 1 hour ago
@bryonyjade246 nailed it! :D
MsChichi98 1 hour ago
boring... i dont even want to watch chic flick and eat chocolate. In fact I spend a week watching Fringe back to back and read smut.
aoibhealfae 2 hours ago
Uhh I don't do or say any of this.
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mandymazz 5 hours ago
shit people THINK girls say on their periods.
suzieyyy 5 hours ago 7
im the only one to notice that the sound of running water is in the background?...... eww
GagasBomb 5 hours ago
So funny, pretty much true.
mdorta2011 8 hours ago
I think I'm the only female on the planet without a chocolate obsession.
Aknara 9 hours ago
@StrangePerson260292 Me too! Can't wait till April 4th
theliz3 10 hours ago
majority of this vid is wrong.."shave my hair" really
swagbg 11 hours ago
This only made me want to watch Titanic xD
StrangePerson260292 13 hours ago
hilarious!. i like it cause the majority of things that u say is true and because ur funny.
Realwom3n 13 hours ago
Aw I thought this would be funny. I guess I shouldn't get my hopes up too high..
MelonRoc 14 hours ago
some of them were spot on, others completely off lol. But it was was a funny vid! ^^
chailatte727 15 hours ago
the end of this vid is so wrong....
saphira512 15 hours ago
Haha bitch, everyone knows you can't watch Blu-rays on a MacBook....
Fluvance 15 hours ago
haha this is so true... im worse tho sometimes. i used to make my boyfriend rub my stomach for me lol
MissAl159 15 hours ago
it can't be that bad...
junkevin 16 hours ago
lol its funny because i dont have to go through this
oakcliff621 16 hours ago
...And this is one of the reasons why there won't be a female president anytime soon.
TheseNuts86 16 hours ago
lol
satisflymysoul 17 hours ago
i say all of this on my period!!
kandytv07 17 hours ago
OMG HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA 0:56 "IS THISS WHATT YUU LIKEE?"
karoouum 18 hours ago 4
This... was surprisingly not funny, I thought it was going to be but for some reason I just didn't laugh, oh well.
brandon0981 20 hours ago 23
@brandon0981
are you female?
ayeitsmerr 18 hours ago
@ayeitsmerr No, lol. My name is Brandon -_-
brandon0981 17 hours ago
another one is "I WISH A WAS A DUDE!"
skyfly223 20 hours ago 5
what that song called at the begging
199Cupcakes 20 hours ago
@199Cupcakes 'Lady Marmalade' by Christina Aguilera
CourtieTuber123 16 hours ago
the laugh/cry thing......so true!!
MagicalMusicBeat 21 hours ago 2
If this is actually what happens, it looks more confusing than painful.
And that's scarier.
CBGB42 21 hours ago
lmao 2:05
BeLoWzBiiTcH 22 hours ago
say that everytime about kate winslet.. fucking bitch.
BellaaRosee2011 23 hours ago
Shit rappers say: check me out lol
Jayylinzo 1 day ago
"I'll never let go...... why did she let go (sobbing) Kate Winslet you bitch... she's so bloated." That's litterally me everytime I watch Titanic... even when i'm not on my period. AWK.
HayleyElizabeth15 1 day ago
This is honestly the funniest shit people say video i've seen.
Thebetic 1 day ago
search: SHIT PEOPLE SAY IN LAS VEGAS
bgarbacz 1 day ago
I expected her to be more bitchy and tell people to F.O. Like me!!
SuperSkeletonGirl 1 day ago
this is so stupid.
2014smiles 1 day ago 13
@2014smiles you're stupid...
maddiexw 28 minutes ago
This is so wrong... Like, not accurate.
meaniemaelily 1 day ago 5
her piercings at 1:17 !!! omg :O
LollipopSparkle 1 day ago
yelling at your stomach saying "KNOCK IT OFF" when it gurgles and acts up
GinaMC93 1 day ago
ANYONE HAVE CHOCOLATE!!!!!
dannyturner2010 1 day ago 2
this chick is hot
jaredanson123 1 day ago
i would always tell my friends "my uterus/overis are falling out" just as a heads up lol middle school memories(:
wonderbird13245 1 day ago
LOL, wtf, if I acted like that when I'm on it...someone would take me to the mental institution.
Kripto95 1 day ago 5
"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!?" hahaha
so many good lines in this video. love it!!
KatieDowden 1 day ago 3
Chocolate!
ShinyRedGloss 1 day ago
I swear this is a viral advertisement guys.... for that damn chocolate
funmonkey68 1 day ago
So true my girlfriend is obsessed with chocolate when she is on ver period... And i always tell her... Baby your butt has no period though... mmm :D
titoforeverbarca 1 day ago
lol wow this is so true I ate pizza today
prettyyoungthing90 1 day ago
omg y was this so funny?!?!?!? hahaaa yo shes truely crazy thats y it was so funny. i aswered my own question -__-
brebangerzz 1 day ago
i bet the people who disliked this were on their period
1duke9love98 1 day ago
1:28 OMG THAT WAS LITTERLY ME LAST WEEK NO JOKE i was crying my eyes out watching the titanic ahahahahah thats so funny i litterly did that
209calilife 1 day ago
omg this is me right now, i act fucking crazy lol
TallButShort74 1 day ago
I'm dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
jazzylovesth 1 day ago
I would bring you chocolate! haha
studhunt7 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lemgardium leviousa!!!! XD XD
TAYLORTAY333 1 day ago
0:54 so true XD
Horses4ever8 1 day ago
"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!"
narutofangrl 1 day ago
asiufsaofasldjf i lOVE this.
shrunkpea17 1 day ago
Omg talking to inanimate objects = accurate
MissStarkid222 1 day ago
"IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?" hahaha
usernamefaulkes 1 day ago
hahah
funinthesun767 1 day ago
That is so me...
OrangeAvacado101 2 days ago
LOVE! The Harry Potter reference!
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KESchup 2 days ago
Omg, I watched Titanic and ate chocolate too except it was the night of winter formal. Yep i'm a loser.
hopelesscase65 2 days ago
That "NOOO!!!!!" was the funniest thing. I do that all the time and I could not stop laughing. :-)
LPVitus 2 days ago
God I hate titanic soo much and I'm a girl
fourhand13 2 days ago 2
1:03 is so funny 'cause it's true!! XD
horseharriet1996x 2 days ago
OMG 0:49 is so true! Ahahaha
faifyjb 2 days ago
Typical of me during my period: "I'm worthless...I really should kill myself..nobody would notice or care...I'm ugly and I dont deserve love...oh..hey you DONT KISS ME NO GO AWAY.....yea thats it go play your stupid skyrim......worthless bf" (the morning after) "oh hey sup : D"
Zoorah 2 days ago
this, shit black girls, and shit girls don't say are my favorite ones hahahaha
cameronspencer94 2 days ago
hahahaha
AngeyChan 2 days ago
the start of this vid is so wrong
MaltezaPleazaa 2 days ago 31
You forgot the most famous line girls say to guys, "You guys are so lucky you don't have to go through this."
theliz3 2 days ago 279
@theliz3 so true
SuperLifestream 11 hours ago
one time I told my Bf that my uterus was having spasms O.o lol Tmi xD i just like messing with him.
lalitahkillsz 2 days ago
it's a whole lot better than drugs...lmfao
sahil6143 2 days ago
The sad part is this video is legit.
MusicViolator8000 2 days ago
True Story, Bro.
TheLahLah13 2 days ago
The 1,703 dislikes are either men.
Thatonekimikidtwo 2 days ago
Actually, the only two things I say are "I'm so fat right now" and "We're out of tampons" And the only time I say that is when I am actually out of tampons.
pinkdiamond7577 2 days ago
anyone who dislikes this video is just mad it's all so true.
seratoninfever 2 days ago
"My ovaries."
iamkaylaforlife 2 days ago
@iamkaylaforlife I almost died laughing at that part, because I swear I've moaned/groaned/whimpered that a million times, LOL.
MsRosalindTV 1 day ago
@malibuchisom it is called My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.
ThePurpleTiger22 2 days ago
that song at the end? what the name of it
malibuchisom 2 days ago
chocolate!!!! :D
cookiecreations 2 days ago
'wingardium leviosa' waves tampon around and then snifs it....... XD
horsyballerina123 2 days ago
Haha so meh
dee10243 2 days ago
It's supposed to be an exaggeration people!! Just laugh and don't hate bro.
ipown109 2 days ago
True Story ;s
RainbowsAndSocks 2 days ago
Obviously this woman has a dick because she does not do anything that remotely goes toward what any woman I know does on their period. Fuck.
hotsingleandshit 2 days ago
gross
♂ winning
bluewhale18 2 days ago
I think this girl is really annoying sounding...
mpurohit90 2 days ago
Thats me on my period....
Bubbles42313 2 days ago
Some girls like to have sex on their period.
DexterHaven49 2 days ago
you forgot one: IM IN PAIIIIIIIIIN!UUUUUUUUUGH TT-TT
princesskaroke 2 days ago
0:05 Brilliant.
MrTommyboy247 2 days ago
This is basically the cutest period ever. Why can't I be like this? There was no sobbing and almost no yelling...
Rocketeer65 2 days ago
AHHH LADY MARMALADE :D <3
pinkypiedinosaur 2 days ago
I like to say, "The Crimson Tide is in." And those heat bags work better if you put it on your lower back instead of on your front. "Oh, my ovaries," is another one I always say.
mooniekate 2 days ago
lol she is playing w/ a tampon at the end
oreoolovaaa909 2 days ago
Omg So funny lmfao I don't know y people make these but there funny
bisybees 2 days ago
LMFAO
sam1717chris1616 3 days ago
Oh, my god !
I was doing 50% of this while trying to wake my boyfriend up .XD
ShannerrNanner 3 days ago
"I'm not letting you in in if you don't bring fucking chocolate." Hahaha
sweetpea42255 3 days ago
Bitches be crazy :\
TWeeDLe1992 3 days ago
ugh...I don't know about throwing chocolate but I totally yell at my vagina too. my uterus and I have major problems during that time. lol
NoleChik 3 days ago 2
i wanna do you
TheAfs08 3 days ago
THIS IS TOO ACCURATE!
Glitterbear5151 3 days ago
LOOOL wingardien leveosa with a tampon epic LOL
aleighachan 3 days ago
hahahahahahah
Marissa0917 3 days ago
Lol. Is this what you like? Is this what you want?
123OFC 3 days ago
Now I want chocolate. -____-
chernathan 3 days ago
shes so cute im dead
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JesusPaid4You 3 days ago
gpoy
supkarina 3 days ago
*Rubs stomach* "I'm so fat right nowwwww"
Sooo trueXD
selfimage15 3 days ago
Omg. The way she trows the xhoclate on hed vjj is hilariouse
dee10243 3 days ago
Why did she ask for a blu ray if she is watching it on a mac? Pfft girls....
Foseman 3 days ago 3
This is exactly how I am.
ThatKiddBryce 3 days ago
This is like prefect because we're crazy when we're on our periods
musicforeverbuddy 3 days ago
check out shit homeless guys say...its great!!
catchusattheflipside 3 days ago
haahahahahahaha, the ending <3
missjaclynhartman 3 days ago
NOOOOOOOO...favorite part!
ouray21 3 days ago
I never ask for chocolate. I lie on my side in a feeble position in my bed wishing the pain would stop. I'm always cranky and I want people to leave me alone.
KyKyinugirl 3 days ago
LMFAO LMFAO the chocolate scenes.
dardar102697 3 days ago
0:38
I do that EVERY TIME...
clothes on my head and everything.
never fails.
latisha1505 3 days ago
this is me all the time...
3ternalBeauty 3 days ago
haha I dont do this :P I don't really get the typical 'symptoms' or 'pains' xD I guess I'm lucky, but I know people like this.
KatrinasLullaby 3 days ago
Im watching this and im on my period...i sat there thinking I dont do this!! then I went and got a heating pad, romantic movie,some and chocolate. LOL!
hiphopdevil100 3 days ago
Thats ALL Me .
xFrEnChFrIeLoVeRx 3 days ago
I watched this video and thought "I NEVER ASK FOR CHOCOLATE ON MY PERIOD!" then I
went to look for chocolate carmel pastries and through the box out the window lol
TheLaurenlights 3 days ago 4
I think the only part I can agree on, is me going "I'm Dying!!!!" haha usually I'm just kinda distant...is that weird?
TheCricketdog 3 days ago 3
Thats me normally. Minus the bleeding like a cow.
bgctrinity 4 days ago 5
thank god my girlfriend isnt like that
MrRandyxa 4 days ago 4
I don't like chocolate...
ParisFrance68 4 days ago
hahaha that's so me xD
AbsolutelySami 4 days ago
yeaaaahhhhhh haha I literally ask everyone I know for chocolate
24creatrix 4 days ago
"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT??!"
*throws chocolate on vagina*
XDD lmao
ScHnitzLLlicious92 4 days ago 274
@ScHnitzLLlicious92 LMAO!!!! XD
dancer225100 4 days ago
"i'm diyiiiiiiing!" <---- i've been saying that all morning lol -.-
imanickifan 4 days ago 4
This is me on my period, for sure
penguinshayus 4 days ago
The beginning of this video was really disgusting! 0:05 I feel like I've probably been scarred for life and I'm a girl!
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KESchup 4 days ago
ooo dude that fuckin part wit da blood at the beggnningnign
isurfvan 4 days ago
I exercise when I'm on my period lol.
peanutbutterhaircut 4 days ago
00:21 i say that a lot when i am on my period
emoskittlez091 4 days ago
My gf does the exact same things except she gets more paranoid, hopefully she doesnt see this comment ;)
HISHAM931 4 days ago
This is why i fuck you then don't call...
1995mustangboss 4 days ago
I've never like this, ever. Even on my period.
What we're really like on our period:
Eat lots of french fries, OD on Midol.
And refuse to stand up due to fear of the "waterfall" effect
yupitsjessbbyx3 4 days ago 121
@yupitsjessbbyx3 omfg yes the "waterfall" effect gahhhhh
TurnsToStones 4 days ago
@yupitsjessbbyx3 wait.... wat the waterfall effect.... i dont think i ever had it :S
sufab8427 2 days ago
@yupitsjessbbyx3 ohh, the waterfall effect. This is one thing boys will never ever understand.
Rocketeer65 2 days ago
@yupitsjessbbyx3 Tttthhhhiiiiiissss. 100% agreement.
hang1iderswing 2 days ago
@yupitsjessbbyx3 nobody gives a shit, this is just for fun.
SpaghettiWWIncident 2 days ago
@yupitsjessbbyx3 LOL! The "waterfall" effect is so true! And when us girls ask our friends to check our ass for any.. Lmfao
mommyhate 2 days ago 86
If anything, chocolate gives me the shits when I'm on the rag. Actually, everything gives me the shits when I'm on the rag.
RabidNozomi 4 days ago 2
omg lmao .
mTHUGGbeautyy 4 days ago
this shit is weird ..who acts like that on their period..wtf lol
805babygurl 4 days ago
Totally true about girls
nicolejuliaaa 4 days ago
you can hear the period blood flowing out her vagina in the background
SquirrelUnicorn 4 days ago
Do you guys wanna watch the OC? haha that's me everyday
Jacydraper 4 days ago
story of my life
FutureStarkid3 4 days ago
the oc :'(
meganlovesmakeup1992 4 days ago
0.50
iloveblackppl4real 4 days ago
OMG THE ENDING WAS THE BEST LMFAO!!!!!!!
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