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  • To English ears these American pronunciations don't sound good: Missill for missile (miss isle), Boooda for Buddha (Bud da), oh regg anno for oregano (awe reg ahn oh), Ris oh owe for Risotto (ris aught toe), almost anything that comes out of George W Bush's mouth.

  • "Workaholic" is the worst. So self congratulatory. Anyone who has a proper job - that actually involves real hard work - would never dream of calling themselves something so self serving.

  • like is the worst

  • People in the north east, mainly Massachusetts, say "wicked" meaning 'a lot' or 'very.' I.E: I'm wicked hungry. That movie was wicked funny.

  • @PokerPlum i agree. if any Brit ever says "dude" to me, I just want to kick him in the cock.

  • Hey Jack I like you a lot but there's something you need to understand, the English in the dictionary is completely different from the original old English that was out before use despite the slang terms that you hate. My point is as time goes on the world will keep changing and you should get used to it or get used to every one you talk to thinking your an asshole because now every language has some slang in it.

  • The word minute used as a huge length of time.

    ex: "Dude, I haven't seen you in a minute." What he means is I haven't seen you in a long time and I have missed you. People say it a lot. "Dude, I haven't had White Castles in a minute!" It is very annoying. also " my bad" should get erased from the English language. Oops, my bad.

  • People who use the word "like" when not used in a simile should get a painful electric shock. Perhaps this will train people not to say "like" more than 30 times per sentence.

  • Brah you should like totally chillax. Y'all grammer natchees are like hella anol about this stuff.

  • Legit.. that should get it

  • ecscape

  • and if you ask me THE AWARD GOES TO THE WORDS: LIKE & TOTALLY !!! I USE THEM 1000 TIMES A DAY, AHAHAHAHAHA! GOD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Personally, i like americanisms, there's nothing wrong with them, STILL BETTER THAN BRITISH PPL SAYING "BLOODY" ALL THE TIME. BLOODY HELL, BLOODY SERIOUS, BLOODY STUPID....THE LIST IS ENDLESS

  • this guy was my lacrosse coach.... hes fuckin CRAZY

  • I'm British. I am a student here in the US and I still RARELY use Americanisms. Its a crap excuse when Brits say something like "oh the culture is changing" or "I work with Americans so I pick it up."

  • The thing I hate is British people trying to use these words.  Fucking sad as FUCK!

  • Oi! We invented most of the words you use! You Americans should remember that the first Americans were British immigrants! You came from us!

  • Following that logic, Brits using American Slang is like Parents acting like their children to they seem cool. NO! You're older and less relevent. Deal with it.

  • hella is only said in northern cali. you say it la ppl will laugh at you for being a dumass hippie friscan

  • @trunk515  [Dr. Dre]

    Bitch nigga, a bitch nigga

    Bitch nigga, HELLA bitch nigga

    What about this fella?

  • god you're fucking sexy

  • 'Duuude, you need to chill, you need to chill-ax!"

    You forgot the most hideous americanism of 'em all:

    TOTALLY!!! Devastating in the "so + totally" 2-hit combo.

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  • "like" instantly makes you a fucking moron. However you use it. Even if you, like.... AAAHHH

  • You pronounce words like JACK and BACK as someone from the Great Lakes Area [dZEk, beK] (it sounds like ''Jeck and Beck'' to my ears). You have a Northern Cities Vowel Shift.

  • I hate;

    'sup,

    y'all,

    yo',

    but most of all.

    The MOST annoying shite that has pursed the lips of many Americans...

    Fo' sho'.

    FO' SHO' MO' FO'.

    IT FUCKING FAILS.

  • Dude, I'm only half-way through the video, and I was gonna hurt myself from laughing so hard. I love you, man. You're just way too good with some of the comments you make. Sheer genius. :)

    Ok, my stomach aches now from laughing WHILE typing. Keep it up, Jack. :)

  • i know voting is close but i vote for the last 2 on the vid

  • "Like" when it replaces the word "thinking" or "saying" in sentences such as "and I was like what am I doing here?" "He was like hi everybody". Also "so" in front of a noun clause "He was like *so* the kinda guy who..." or a negative ("*So* not into fashion"). Curiously this usage seems never to be followed by its logical apodosis beginning (or not) with "that..." as in "so happy (that) I could cry". So why use *so* at all?

  • "duh"

  • I think "duh" was popularized by Baby Huey.

  • chill

  • "Like" is less of a space filler and more of "i dont want to commit to what i'm saying" sort of thing as by saying "like" the person isn't saying it as their own thought but as a thought so they can't be blamed if it sounds stupid.

  • Chill i think should win.

  • I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY 'dude' WAS NOT NOMINATED?!?!?!? Was it last year's winner or something? And where the hell is 'WHATEVER' in the annoying teenager singing-out-loud-whiney tone?!?!?

  • OMG! How hella grawesome is this video like?

    sorry, I couldn't help myself.

  • hella......... HELLA BLOWS. fuck hella (not the lighting company)

  • i love dictionary of jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm British & I teach at an English school in Japan which happens to favour US text-books.

    "Gonna" & "wanna" appear in those textbooks & the students think they're already standard English. You can imagine how frustrating it is for me to hear students say "I'm ganna go school", especially when they can't speak at native-speaker speed.

    If they reach a proficient level of English I have no problem if they use non-standard varieties, but learning them at an elementary level hampers communication.

  • I have been teaching English for 10 years at the British Council.

    'wanna' and 'gonna' are standard spoken forms of English in both British English and American English. 

    Oasis-Wonderwall 'Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna bring it back to you'.

    The Beatles-'I wanna hold your hand'.

    This is linguistic law due to English being a syllable-timed language...even the Queen of England says 'wanna'.

    Texts books intentionally use these forms to raise awareness in students

  • I have no problem against informing students that these forms exist & that they WILL hear them. They are more prevalent in US English though in every register, but I even use them myself so I'm not against the forms per se.

    The problem I have is with teaching those forms to beginners students who then go on to use them in their slow, monotonous unnatural way "I gan-na" when they can't even grasp the basics of what the structure of the phrase is.

  • Teaching it also ensures that this is the only way the students know how to say the structure, leading to misuse in an inappropriate register (Maybe not in AmEng?).

    "Watcha gonna do?" is a sped up version of "What are you going to do?" so when beginner students come into my class & slowly say "wat-cha ga-nna do?" it is completely unnatural & bypasses the syllable-timing law. Better for them to say it in formal English & begin to contract when their speed & comfort with the language increases.

  • "duh" seems more like an onomatopoeia

  • LOL ...

    Grawsome ...

    what a revolutionary word ...

  • I cracked up so bad at, "spawning devil words like chocoholic and golfaholic."

  • i dont say any of those words except yall i live in texas so shut up =D

  • "Y'all" is disputed to me. I mean, I don't think the English language has a word for meaning "more than one person, excluding you." Unless you count "you guys." But that's more of a slang word. or... "You guys" or...."all of you." Actually, what IS the proper English word for meaning "more than one person, excluding you?"

  • that word is believe it or not is "you".....

    "You" is singular and plural...

  • It happens to be "they", actually.

  • I lived in Cali for a little while, and although i heard alot of those words, i never heard hella. Am i going crazy?

  • great! haha. :D

  • i agree with Tonksloopy XD

  • my vote would go to "like"

  • Jack you are a man to spread the word among those in the UK who have slavishly taken on all the "Americanisms" you hate so much! Great video... Keep it up

  • hilarious :-)

    I noticed, American people on TV usually get extremely enthusiastic about simple things and tend to say "let`s make this happen!" and "oh my GOD!!" ;-)

  • chill

  • he forgot gotta, ain't, dido, dunno, and what up!

  • definitley like hella (both)

  • definitley like hella (both)

  • definitley like hella (both)

  • definitley like hella (both)

  • Speaking of Americanisms, apparently it is not British enough to say "gotten". One has to say "got".

  • Y'all is a great word. Actually I dislike "you guys." Workaholic is my vote.

  • Hey Jack. Chillax, Y'all got to be hella talented workaholic. The video was like grawsome. Someone said it wasn't so i said Duh. Then we ate fast food

  • o my god! you know like?

    o my god!

  • The worst is hearing a Brit saying "dude". You really have to be English and hear someone saying that in a Yorkshire accent to know how embarrassing it sounds.

  • you need to chillax! hahaha

  • True those words are really annoying! Its not just Americans who use them though, English people use them too (chill and like are the worst!)

  • Erm, the voting's closed, but what/where is/was the result?

  • Like won. it's in the description box, if you hadn't found out yet

  • Jack can you describe "ubber, ubberly"

  • Like is, like, a hella of an annoying word, like, litteraly the worst of 'em all, duh! Y'all stupid if you think otherwise!!1! Sorry, I gotta chill, like, seriously. BTW your vids are very unique and awesome!! <3

  • Awesome by far!  Used most by supposedly bright people.

  • awesome, but thats not a nominee thats word. Duh.

  • Amusing, and true. God those terms are damn annoying! I'm from Canada and I detest the expression "eh?"

  • what about jinx? when not used as it should to describe a curse or spell, but as "jinx, buy me a coke." that is really annoying. or dibs as in dibs thats mine. its like the "mine" phase from the terrile twos for teenagers and up.

  • genius x

  • JACK YOU ARE AWESOME. I love your videos. Holy crap YOU RO-O-O-OCK!

  • I HATE THE WORD 'MUCHLY'

    you know, when people say 'i like such-and-such very muchly'

    IT'S NOT CUTE, OR FUNNY!!!

  • Doesn't that black check in a musiv video, say "Hella"!!!

  • like is like clearly like the worst one.....like

  • I hate the word "Chill" because people use it as an adjective, as in "Your guitar teacher is mad chill."

    Also, I hate the misuse of the word "mad."

  • I like to combine the words "snore" and "relax"

    to make Snorlax.

  • isnt that a pokemon?

  • yes

  • still waiting for the envelope...it's been months jack..whatup!?

  • Read the video description. Like ran away with it.

  • oh, ok, i'm an idiot

  • chillax is the worst.its just annoying.

    "inhance your calm", futuristic twist be the movie demolishion man.yup,eairly 90s.

  • "Like" has got to be one of the most annoying words that people try to use as a filler when they can't think fast enough about what they want to say or when they truly have nothing to say at all.

  • if his name is aaron, why does he call himself jack? hes hot right? lol

  • You shouldn't categorize us all as "you americans." not all of us use slang.

  • chill is the worst of them all. a kid at my old school would always tell me to "chill dude" and it had the exact effect on me that you described.

  • i agree, whenever im annoyed and someone tells me to chill, i get the overpowering urge to punch them in the face...

  • I still love "grawsome"

  • fuck grawsome

  • why grumpyman?

  • Well I like use like alot. you like know. Ha ha. Hope Aaron see's this, but if he does he's gonna need to chillax.

  • That "see" would NOT have an apostrophe!

    See is not a noun and no letters are being replaced to make a contraction.

    WTF!

  • workoholic is DEFINATELY the most ANNOYING thing i've ever heard!

  • The Chillax one was AWESOME, and not like the doctor that said "Like Boobs?". By the way, i agreed: we need to track down the Grawesome girl.

  • yo u shoulda put 'obviously' in here

    if someone tells me to do something, thats always the first thing that slips out

    Hey. PLZ PLZ PLZ

    Go to my acount

    And PLZ PLZ PLZ

    Subscribe! I reeeely

    Need a boost =)

    Care to help me out?

  • Hella and Chill

  • It has to be entering a building on the First floor.

    For GOD SAKE! You enter a building on the Ground floor! Then go up a level to the First floor!

    I can't stand it. It's too confusing.

  • I vote grawsome! That's just not a natural joining...

  • hey jack, just wanted to say that you make some very good points with your dictionary videos. In fact, i believe i'm going to have to watch the way i talk. you notice things that annoy the crap out of me too. I especially hate it when people say things just to sound smart. uggggghhhh!

  • his name isn't jack. it's aaron

  • u guys just hatin on us from cali

    and workaholic is gay

  • Hella. Definitly Hella.

  • Hella is so irritating. Every one in California says it! It makes me want the beat them over the head with a toaster!

  • it's a nothern cal thing...

    anyone who says "hella" here in southern cal gets made fun of so much.

  • I live in central cali, and I hear it constantly. They don't even realise they're doing it, it's so engrained into their brains.

  • yeah tell me about it, i dated a girl from bakersfield and one from san jose, hella got really annoying real quick.

  • I pitty you.

    I try to avoid talking to people who use that word as much as I can. And I scold my friends when they say it. They usually don't, but I can't let it spread, you see?

  • your mom

  • hey! don't insult my bitch

  • "you know what i'm sayin'".....THAT PHRASE...is disgusting

  • hella

  • like is like my favorite like ever...

  • ya seriously... "fixin'"

    WTF? I love how much I hate that word...

  • These are hilarious! However, you missed my three least favorite Southernisms:

    might could : I might could go out tonight, but I haven't decided yet

    usta could : I usta could play the piano, but it's been a long time

    fixin : I'm fixin to go to the store

  • has got to be like!

  • like ummm i like hate the word like. so like, yeah i vote like.

  • FAST FOOD.

  • Exactly, thecat74! I too, vote "like." It's annoying! So yes, Jack, I vote like.

  • it is by far /like/

  • like, by far

  • like i think jack is like totally hella not grawsome and he's annoying... duh!

  • his name isn't jack. its aaron

  • I vote like.

  • i vote for the word "um" or "dude". i say dude all the time & i dont even like the word when i say it.

    out of the ones you have in the video im gonna say the word "like"

    and grawsome? what the fuck is that shit.

  • every damn 1 (i sadly use some of them:( )

  • like

  • Like is by far the most annoying americanism, us brits say it like all the friggin time, n it's like hella annoying!!

  • like

  • Like is the most annoying word ever. I want to smack everybody in my school.

  • HELLA!!!! god annoying. sorry people from cali...

  • i'd like to point out that hella came from northern california

  • like is like the totally like worst word ever like created in vocabulary today XP it can be destroyed

  • I can't say 'y'all' is an annoying americanism simply because it serves a grammatical purpose. (WTF is up with the spelling? Is it right? hhhhmmmm. . . .)

  • wicked

  • hella, even more than like

    I had a conversation with someone that went like this

    "hey man what's up"

    "I'm hella tired and hella stoned"

    "haha sick bro" (do these words if you havn't it would be funny)

    "hella, hella...I'm just hella happy man, like hella"

  • like

  • Freakin'. That's the worst Americanism.

  • like

  • Hi.

    I am a grammar-aholic. (I had to :])

    I believe that you should include the word GAY in this segment. Or something.

    Gay is probably the most overused word among everyone of all ages in America these days and it's absolutely disgusting. Gay is not a synonym for stupid and I really hope that someone with a talent for explanations as yourself could explain this to the world on one of the most-viewed websites in the world, it would be much appreciated.

    :]

  • Dude, your comment was hella gay.

  • -aholic

  • Hella is the worst word ever, it was funny in the context of that one Southpark episode but other than that it's just fucking annoying.

  • How about the saying "that's gay"? That totally pisses me off. It's totally "gay" to say "that's gay".

  • "douchebag" gets on my nerves. but things being pretty "dumb like" is also annoying.

  • saying that something is [blank] as hell can be pretty annoying.

  • hard to say but ive got to say that any word with -aholic is most annoying

  • How about douche bag?

    Or, Pretentious, self-righteous prick?

    Yeah, those are pretty annoying...

  • I vote ya'll as the most annoying!

  • On a separate note; I feel compelled to begin a campaign in England that promotes the use of Jack's work in schools. In an English lesson I was trying to explain to my TEACHER that a sign reading "10 items or LESS", positioned over a 'checkout', was incorrect. The sign should read "10 items or FEWER" but clearly the person responsible was recently subjected to a lobotomy.

  • As a pedant for the English language, and a British subject, I find all of the examples Jack gives are deserving of the award.

  • ROFL!!! Oh my gosh, that's awesome...Or should I say...Grawsome?

  • I vote that internet slang like "rofl" and "wtf" or even the favorite "omg" are all more annoying than the ones that Jack brought up.

  • The most annoying Americanism is definitely "like".....not even a contest.

  • These are the nominees for the most annoying words in "Mexican" Spanish:

    GÜEY

    ESTE

    COMO (it's our version of "like" as explained in the video)

    CHALE

    SI ¿NO?

  • I love how all of your other videos have mostly positive responses, but as soon as you put the word "America" in a video, the idiots swarm out of the woodworks to spew poorly thought out arguments.

  • You sound a little angry, Jack.. did somebody tell you to chillax a few too many times today? Why do you want to suppress inventive use of language? Anyone who can get bothered by the word "workaholic" needs a quick treatment with Valium, imho. (Btw, how do you feel about chatroom speak? Are you like, wtf?)

  • Hey Jack,

    my choice for the most annoying americanism has to be "at". Not for its original intended usage, but for its usless peppering at the end a question. I.e where are you guys at?

    I has a stranger on the street ask me for a simple direction. Unfortunatly It was said with the now familiar "at " ending the question.

    Stranger says: Hey do you know where the empire state building is at"

    Answer: Well I dont know where its at, but i do know where it is".

  • i live in California, so i get my fair share of the "hella" usage, so i vote for that. once i was on a cruise, and this kid from California said hella, and all these other kids who had never heard it before made fun of him, so i joined in even though I'm from California too.

  • duh...

  • DICTIONARY ARE MY FRIENDS

  • this is ironic - surely "americanism" should annoy you too jack.... afterall isn't that just a nonsense word made up to give excuse/reason to the general ignorance of the very stupid american collective who themselves use "americanisms"

  • -aholic definately, i am tired of people being addicted to non things like workahol and chocahol. Learn how word endings work.

  • They're Aholicaholics

  • how about "fo shizzle my nizzle"?

  • talkin shit on the south like you know something. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.

  • i actually hate ginormous and i guess its actually a word now in the dictionary. or bootylicious. thanks beyoncee. now we can put licious on the end of everything.

  • It ain't getting to be no word in the British dictionary, not

  • y'all is mine

  • I live in Seattle.

    "Hella" is mine

  • I say chill, chillax, and if it is a candidate, I am anoyyed by grawsome the most of all

  • aholic

  • like