Power Klingon (Part 1 of 3)

[MasterZebulin]

$0.99 for a Big Mac!?

Hey, I can bleed some cash! :D

[Deximius]

Did not realize my jaw was hanging open in disbelief until 3:12

[RadonX9]

My brother can speak Klingon. Don't ask me how he became the most popular guy at his Collage...

[Tryzon]

Classic Spoony ^_^

[notyoursavior78]

I think I heard a poker game go wrong there earlier, somehow lol I thought this was supposed to teach me Klingon.

[bionicledragon]

Someone in the Big bang theory used this language...

[GamerLink5]

the Eyaaah at 3:52 is actually used in Cage 2. Spoony reviewed it on TGWTG.com.

[GamerLink5]

look up spoony on IMDB the SpoonyOne is there I was surprised too.

[metal0737]

LOVE THE STAR WARS POSTER!

[coolscape6]

at 4:53 it sounds like a star wars tie fighter going by

[GoldmansNephew]

"This fondue has no honour." XD

[BibelotMyFuzball]

Star wars poster in the background. :D

[ledawg1138]

oy, DaSIQjaj...EYYYAAAGGGH!

[FortifiedWineLover]

I am a british rugby player, and what you said is pretty much true ;)

[punkme69]

ooo i hope that wasnt a poke at rugby mr spoon :)

[mopbrothers]

LOL this game sounds insane? Some game with a made up language that no one will remember. What a fucking waste of time!

[firefoxhero]

fuck you

[Nietzschianbarn]

Qapar!

[badLinker]

6:37 X'D

[Replicaaaaaaaaaaa]

"EYYYAAAGGGH!"

[badLinker]

this sound i find most repeated throughout various media as films or some sort of tv jingles or w/e

[ringmaster316ms]

@Replicaaaaaaaaaaa the sound in the head of anyone who tried to get through this whole thing

[tyroXvirtus]

omg... they actually have a CD????? Do they still sell that!?!?!?! 0_0

[A7XGroupie767]

Lol! God, what the hell man! This is hilarious! I like the translations thought, they where great. But seriously? What where they thinking when they made this game?

[Type59]

dont mock klingon. you racist

[Grimraziel]

Listening to this CD was like watching AlJazzira or other arabian tv channel... xD

[BerserkOdin]

I speak arabic and it's nowhere near that.Sounds more like Hebrew with an accent.

[thegreatestbak]

lol

"i have nothing but respect for klo=ingon society"

[brandywinevalentine]

I am such a dork for wanting this game.

[XxXSpittyKittyCatXxX]

dud i hear klingon poo at 08:52??? rofl

[TracyBeakerFan]

lol yes, especially when spoony repeats it lol and at 8:11 if you look closely you can almost read "YouTube" lol

[hargosh37]

Close to it. Klingon poo hock taj!

[XxXSpittyKittyCatXxX]

hahahaha fuckin hilarious!!! your bigmac is 99c lmao great vid

[horusrage]

works on ME an 98 SE

[BubblefishOfTrem]

If you want to go to klingon disney world, you must pass through a metal detector. if the detector does NOT beep, you CANNOT go in. :3

[GiefGoldPlx]

Those Klingons should learn english...lazy motherfuckers.

[devilmaydry]

I've never been a huge fan of star trek but don't they have universal translators? I think I remember an episode where there was a big meeting of different races and they used a device of plot conv- I mean translator so everyone understood each other.

[meanmanturbo]

Oh yeah...the early 90:s with "multimedia experiences" and being "interactive"...games being ineractive...thats like marketing cars with the argument of having wheels...

[KaylaKaze]

Virtual PC solves all your Windows 3.1 needing problems.

[Rockstarded]

I wish there was an exam in that language.

[TheMegaNerd]

does anyone remember the star trek fps where you played an actual klingon.

[Bushmansmeg]

That EYAAAAAAHHHHH is the scream on the old nutrigrain adds, cant fuckin beleive it

[CreatorOfBoredom]

Qapla = Success

[Knotism666]

CreatorOfBoredom = super nerd O_o

[tuktuktok]

I got Star Trek Borg. A miracle was that the thing worked at all on XP. Cheesy as hell and practicly the game got jammed in one part for good. What and age it was with these "video games"...

[ShadowJaiden]

Hey how do you say in Klingon "This is bullshit only idiots learn a fucking fictional language"

[DoPeopleEvenReadThis]

translate[dot]klingonreference­[dot]com

klingontranslator[dot]com

Glad I could help!!

[DanielTominiko]

@ShadowJaiden Shakespeare made up his own words

[LuxVertas]

@ShadowJaiden Curiously the dickweeds who invented the shitting language didn't think of that! (If a Treckie creates that phrase in klingon my respect for the franchise would go up to -12)

[daxas02]

You are a moron. it's a introduction in klingon language.

[PopeParty]

yes star trekkin by the firm

[CheeseguyLOA]

XD Coupons are for the weak! XD

[cataphracts123]

Is that EYAAAAAHHHHH sound effect public domain? That's the sound the Terran Academy makes when you click on it in starcraft.

[Ianvo]

It's called the "Howie Scream", I think. it's also used for the Fast Zombies in Half-Life 2.

[Bushmansmeg]

it was on the old nutrigrain adds too

[ultimatechakralives]

Remember "Ahhh Real Monsters!"? Sound was used at the opening.

[Th3ba1r0n]

>:c Now if only they would make a power spanish or german, or even greek so I can FUCKING SPEAK THOSE LANGUAGES >8Ç

[huntyarra]

Is jaj like full stop or some shit like that? why do all the freakin lines end in jaj?

and why am i asking questions as if this craps suposed to make sense?

[NatterV2]

cool, your part irish, i'm irish good for you ^^

[Mattteus]

GARBAGE DAY!!!

[xXFr0gXx]

why in the FUCK are the Klingons speaking some kind of Serbian or Ukrainian????

[Tareltonlives]

Somewhere out there...JRR Tolkien is sobbing at the fate of linguistics.

This is classic.

"Suck it, Frakes!"

"This Fondue has no honor!" "There is an oily film on my bat'leth!" "Uh, you would not shoot a man with glasses on, would you?" "Garbage day!" "EYAAAAAAAGH!"

"Welcome to Klingon Disney World!"

"Your Big Mac is 99 cents! *fight music*"

[VanVragor]

you're quite good

[2226153]

the borg rules

[ubahquiet]

Your knowledge of violent gestures proves you are part Irish.

Because they're really the general means of conversing with fans of the opposite team in Irish football...I know that first-hand.

[mmfan15]

Cool i'm part Irish also.

[kurush117k]

ahh tie fighter

[Tim0nTh]

EYYYAAAGGGH!!

[Neslakim]

STONE TREK theme song!

Great!:D Haven't heard it in ages :P

[VreeFisions]

I love your whole channel SpoonYone.

Your entire channel is just engulfed with funny nonsense. From video to the comments.

Thank you!

[Tarion666]

watta fuuuck XD?

[insanedemonspaz]

Gotta love those crazy Klingons...

[blankbdog]

as much as i like star trek this is some funny shit!

[Karekristensson]

That Star Trek part in the beginning reminds me of that Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch.

[journeythroughhell]

I am from Russia and it did sound like our parlament. But how did you know?

[TriStone13]

Maybe he learned <<..............

[LunDruid]

How do you get Windows 3.1 up and running on Dosbox? It won't hurt my computer, will it?

[Starshot1999]

keep the reviews coming

[TheVideogameKid]

This thing reminds me of the comicbook guy

[stiklius]

this is SOOO funny. :D

[driggins]

lol klingons forever, heaven forbid they should decide to become romulan one day.

[oralacerta]

Lol you are great

[OriginalGuest]

Mando'a?

[RetroGamer88]

Klingon language sounds like they are choking as they talk.

[SSiG94]

We is condemning food!

LMAO!

[Hambraeus]

Like british rugby :D

[Shintaka9009]

GARBAGE DAY!

[FatalKitsune]

Kickass. Drinks, bloodworms AND cursing contests! Klingons know how to party.

[gir908922]

I couldn't stop laughing! Power Klingon is, as you said, hilariously bad! XD

[NikitaLion]

shit, you're hilarious

[SirDawkinsthemad]

It's the damnedest thing, but as I was watching this I got a very strong urge to watch The Warriors. I'm still trying to figure that one out, but still. Thought I'd share that one.

[VampiraJen]

8:50 - the klingon forever one...does it say 'klingon poo'?

[Zebonka]

My nephew really likes this shit. Bless him.

[Tranchera]

Robert O'Reilly does a really bad job on the Star Trek Interactive Board Game. I'm gunna get the best bits and put it up on YouTube within the week. It's truly horrible.

[Zebonka]

It'd suck if faux-Klingons in the senate were to get their hands on this amazing tool...

[Shadow40000]

I find it ironic that you have a Star Wars poster behind you.

[SBaby]

I know this game... This is that fucking game that's responsible for all those nerds speaking in Klingon at those CONVENTIONS!!!

[raphroehler2004]

The line "Garbage Day" that you have on the screen early on...is that from the great Eric Freeman in Silent Night, Deadly Night 2? lol Awesome videos! I've been a big fan since your Bayou Billy review. Keep up the excellent work SpoonyOne.

[nujevad28]

Who in their right mind would rather learn a made up language than a real one. The time you spent learning Klingon would've been better spent learning French or something.

[Psyga315]

You guys should just relax, for Mystery Science Theretre 3000! (Done by Noah)

[kthem]

when are you going to finish the FF 8 review that was some funny stuff

[FungusFromUliJonRoth]

Lech Klingon Poop Akjaj

[Hepathos]

So irish people are klingons? :D

[Xifihas]

No, you have it backwards, all Klingons are Irish, thats why Klingons are so angry all the time.

[ghettoprince187]

if thats the case then what are the Romulans really?

[Denynn]

Borg kick ass.

[VampiraJen]

romulans are romans

[Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

British?

[Hewkii]

Yeah, some of the REALY old games will not run on a up-to-date computer. its weaird... Nice video!

[vulpix]

I'm pretty sure I was a goofy Klingon traveler in another life.

[Armake21]

I know this horror, because I own this game.

[GreatGreenOne]

I can't believe Michael Dorn agreed to doing this. I wonder how much they paid him? When he agreed to do this, was he desperate to find a few quick bucks to pay the rent?

Anyways, another good review. In my honest opinion, it's not as good as some of your other reviews, but it's still funny. Keep up the good work!

[notyoursavior78]

lol it only runs on windows 3.1

[Gasoline85]

You know, I'm beginning to think that Spoony could make a video about him just sitting there taking a dump, and it would *still* be funny and entertaining as hell. ^_^

[javeln]

As good as always! ! ! =D

[shepherd1337]

i dont understand how you dont have more viewers, your great

[goldskarr]

klingon poo,achjaj!

[Tanker226]

This takes me back. I learned Klingon a while back from that CD... I quickly blacked it out after one SciFi convention... Thanks for bring back all those horrible memories spoon, I really appreciate it :|

[Stuka87]

I now remember this "game"! THANKS! The last thing I want to remember was how to properly insult my enemies in klingon! (although they get one hell of a weird look on their face if you do!)

[MokomaSusi]

You did it again Spoony.

[JoelOfFinland]

Great stuff as always. Rock on! :D

[leon102]

You know, I actually like interactive movies, and this is one I really wanted to play. I also wanted to play Star Trek: Borg.

[Madness614]

WHAT A HORRIBLE GAME!

[rsnifty]

Not much of a review, it's more like a MST3K rift track. Some of the jabs were funny, and this is coming form someone that likes all of your vids. The CD is funny by its self, and you could have just stared into the camera, then after it was done throw a rock into a pond and walk off.

[ZeGameFan]

Oh Spoony, bringing a new age geekyness, of stuff we aint going to understand.

But sereously, all I want is some Klingon McDonalds, but I need those coupons!

[unl337]

Look at fucking 6:00, you look like Max Payne.

[thegaminggoose]

Spoony, I do not know how much of an uber geek you are. But did you know Roddenberry had a bunch of linguists help create Klingon?

[DingusStudley]

Was the FF8 review done with? Or are you taking an understandable break.

[vocabb]

I totally agree that all FMV games are trash, seriously, I couldn't tell you one good game that had FMV. Great review. I'm going to watch the rest tomorrow.

[psyjax]

The 7th guest was pretty good also, the journeyman project games were good.

[scarecrow719]

I remember that game from when I was a kid!

[LightningDrift]

KLINGONS FOREVER!

Good review.. it's interesting seeing it pointed just at the reviewer.

[Pyro2022]

That... is so cool and really stupid at the same time.

[blauwepiet]

who came up with the idea for this thing?

[808Mitch808]

This is epic...in a corny way.

[evanraufbold]

We prefer to be called Trekkers, thank you very much.

And if you assassinate someone for poking fun at something you enjoy, you're a little bit mentally unstable.

[evanraufbold]

Long live the Irish.

[Kshiro]

Haha reminded me a lot of MST3K, good job Noah.

[hexen0079]

Wow that was the stupidest cd ever. I got to have it

[shady72002]

haha awesome

[yashanyu1]

omg i cannot beleive this fucking excists