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  • was this on national down with whitey day? MLK day

  • Meh, who cares about who is stronger. I'd roll up on that island with a .38 revolver. The first chimp that hits me is getting his face shot off. Next thing you know, the other chimps are scared and don't know what to do. Respect out of fear happens.

    Strength or no strength, they don't have the intelligence we do. By the way, as we've evolved, we've made our lives easier. Hence less need to work to survive. So less strength. More apple products and air conditioning :)

  • that other guy just stood there and watched, he shouldve have stormed over there and given that chimp a boot

  • If only you ignorant fuckers knew.

  • @MAR00NPHOENIX It's their job

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  • The chimp said "What! My mom was a saint!"

  • Chimps or GTFO

  • isnt the narrorator the disney narrorater?

  • He's lucky there by a little river or he'd probably be dead. I'd want a bean bag shotgun and a taser to stun his ass that'll stop him.

  • i would smash that noisy annoying bitch in the face.

    

  • jajaajjajajjajjaj.......xD

  • Fuck that wheres my .50 Cal gone???

  • lol. it just wanted to throw him off it's island

  • Yes a bodybuilder can do the same to a woman but still no man can match th power of a chimp they are 5 times stronger than men.

  • @heavyrules6699 actually humans do have the power in our bodys to be far stronger than chimps its just that we have more evolved brains so when we try to lift something lke 250kg our brain will send signals to the muscles to stop to prevent injury or tearing there are many cases when people have lifted 1 ton cars to save people trapped beneath them because of massive amount of adrenaline overcoming these signals so basically you could grab some 1 and throw them across the room 1 handed

  • @0MGitZCHAZ

    In those cases of people lifting cars. The people doing it didn't actually bear the full weight of the car itself, only a portion as they lifted a corner or the side of the vehicle. So shave a significant amount off the 1 ton your were talking about.

  • @MisterHeizenberg yes that is true but one man has lifted something like 6000 lb on his back i dont know how he done it or if he got a injury but it might have been in the technique but with technology advancing rapidly wemight be able to get reinforced bones or something to put less strain on your bones making you stronger but we already have exoskeletan prototypes which make you 10 times stronger

  • Bah, those chimps were just playing. Not their fault they don't know we're built so flimsy.

  • White people: It's O.K. - we're friends! *boom! boom! pat! smack! ugh! crunch! thud! ooh! smack! roll! splash!*

  • what navy seals??

  • Btw Jon Paul Sigmarsson won Worlds Strongest Man 4 times. Also meant to say Travis got shot 4 times by assault rifle and just walked off. Fuck that, i'd want a pump action shot gun and a fucking Uzi if i had to fight a chimp. Evil cunts.

  • @blammo7100 You're the evil one with your guns cunt.

  • @pyromanizak So.....let me get this straight! I'm an evil cunt because if i was being attacked by an angry chimp i'd want a shotgun to shoot it with in self-defense!!!??? Are you nuts? So what, I should instead be kind to the chimp and let it rip my face off, like what happened to Charla Nash? Fuck off you cretin!

  • @blammo7100 Forget the assholes.

  • @blammo7100 i no chimps are stronger to kill but getting shot 4 times can be taken easy by a human i mean my grandad got shot 5 times in ww2 and survived easy by a 7.62 mm rifle 3 times in the gut but i see what ya mean shoot that little fucker in the face

  • Guys, guys, guys. A large Alpha male chimp like Travis has strength FAR beyond the likes of any world class powerlifter or professional strongman on this planet. Jon Paul Sigmarsson once did a one hand deadlift with 500 lbs (he weighed 300!) In Bronx Zoo, a 165 lb Chimp pulled 847 lbs one handed. Also a female chimp weighing 135 lbs then pulled 1260 lbs in a rage! MMA? Travis got shot by police with an assault rifle and simply walked off! Ok, he eventually died...seriously fight a chimp? NAH!

  • @blammo7100 yes i know about that chimp that pulled 847 i also know that test was done again and they found out that the reason the chimp pulled so hard was cause of a adrenaline rush and they are not 10 times stronger than a human but they are still much stronger than us

  • @blammo7100 chimps arent far stronger then powerlifters there muscles strands are 2x longer giving them double strenght but because of there build i would say they are about 4x stronger

  • @0MGitZCHAZ okay then, name me one powerlifter or strong man that can pull 847 lbs or 1260 lbs one-handed. It doesn't matter how you try and pull it, if you haven't got the grip strength, you just will not be able to hold onto it. Bear in mind Mark Felix who competed in this year's worlds srrongest man maxes out at 474 lbs on the one-handed deadlift!

  • @blammo7100 man, update your info :) Recent test were done(more precise and more conventional to make a statistics)  and it showed that chimps are stronger - even in leg strengths. But it's not like they are over 9000 stronger than us. Just google - How Strong Is a Chimpanzee?

  • @DMTSbreakz I have googled it loads of times! Who said 9000 times, i said a while back '8 times stronger per pound' than us. Anyway, it doesn't matter when the experiments were done - the facts speak for themselves. Chimps and humans haven't changed since 1924 have they?

  • @DMTSbreakz Anyway what recent tests? Send me a link then. I trained as a bodybuilder myself for 10 years, weighed 200 lbs and could bench 330 lbs. I used to be able to pull 200 lbs one-handed (anymore and the weight just fell out my hand). This was despite doing grip training. I also worked in a gym for 7 years, and im telling you that an average man would struggle to lift 100 lbs one handed due to lack of grip. Now if the chimp was 4 times stronger than i was - work it out!

  • @blammo7100 i never said that i said the chimps had a rush of adrenaline giving them more strength and you said the chimp 'PULLED' that weight not lifted since chimps lack leg strength and humans have stronger legs so we can lift heavier wieghts but like you said they pulled that weight so i wouldnt say they lifted 700ibs more like 400-500, and yes a chimp would beat a human in a benchpress but not a deadlift

  • @blammo7100 we are a bit more intelligent, we can think of more painful things than they can, like gouging their eyes out...

  • @blammo7100 Travis wasn't hit with an assault rifle, he was shot with a few times with probably a 9mm or 40sw pistol and then stopped it's attack and shortly died after it made it's way to the house bleeding to death.

  • When I saw what a chimp did to Charla Nash, I decided to train MMA......

  • Would have been better if it woke up and ripped his face off.

  • if i were him id fucking matt hughs slam it

  • @tomernator1221 He'd rip your ears, eyes and nose out before you even try that! Trust me it's not like fighting a human being. You're messing with a savage animal that spent all days in the wild taking on animals like the leopard! lol

  • @stockmaster1982 - Thats true, when you consider what happened to that Woman in the US a few Years ago. She got a Face Transplant now. Really if a Chimp goes beserk at you like that, its a Gun that you need. I wonder if a Master Sword used would stand a chance!!?

  • Stupid salad tosser

  • thats why you dont sit down making yourself look less intimidating

  • The idiot is lucky to have survived this encounter, and I seriously have to laugh at the stupidity of commenters who have suggested a UFC fighter could fight an ape and win. A chimp has around 5 times the strength of a powerfully built, large human and are easily capable of tearing off human limbs/tearing and biting your face off in seconds, even Brock Lesnar would be decimated and killed if he got in the octagon with a dominant chimp male.

  • @Typharius no, you are wrong, a chimp is stronger than a normal person, I agree with you, but man, Lesnar is comparable to a gorilla.... I belive that a strong man can beat up a chimp,,,, of course he will get injuried, but he can bet it up.

  • @magaum1981 - I don't know, it would depend on how heavy the Chimp is. Look at the Case of Charla Nash, I don't think even a Body-Builder who went beserk could do to her what her Friends Chimp did!

  • @soeffingwhat let's think about a 80 kg chimp, that would be a big chimp. A strong man who went berserk can do to a regular woman what a chimp did to Charla. the thing is that a chimp will fight to death, different to a man who will fight with a reason to stop,,,, well,,, I dont know, everything that we say are only suppositions.

  • @magaum1981 - Maybe your right, who knows.

  • Lol he'd get a lead enema if he tried this on me.

  • They may look shorter and smaller then you, but they are much heavier then you by far. A good rule is never mess with an animal that is bigger then you, that's why you don't see very many people feeding apes and bears, come on guys duuuhhh!

  • they are fuckin animals, so if u treat them as other things, then be aware

  • why did he not pull the fucking chimp in to the water and drown it

  • Still, he was a bit of a bitch, i would have given it a hard slap or screamed in its ear or something, not just take it like a bitch

  • for those who ask why the .500 S&W magnum was invented. lol

  • lmao

    

  • It's funny reading the comments of so many morons here. That chimp wasn't even fighting full out. Go back you say, with a knife? Those chimps can tear your entire face off in a nanosecond, then rip your hands off at the wrists before you even know what happened.

    Let's get this straight: You can put the toughest UFC fighter into a cage with a full-grown male chimp and the UFC fighter would be shredded to pieces within one minute. The chimp would be holding the UFC's fighter's skull as a trophy.

  • @gretschjazzer woooow omg well said friend this is very true. A half mature chimp can snap a man's forearm without much effort

  • @gretschjazzer thats actually fucking stupid, a ufc fighter can easily start off the match with a fucking hard kick right to the side of the monkeys head and finish it with punches until the fucker dies. the reason people think teye so strong is because when any kind of animal attacks, its really unexpected to punch the fucker in the face or t fight back because its just an animal

  • @akamaster09

    No, they actually are stronger. They did a test where a female gorilla had to curl a weight to get some good. She reached over 1200 pounds with one arm.

    Any human fighter would not have a chance in hell against an adult chimp.

  • @Kuner1 dude 1200 pounds, thats impossible maybe u read 120 but 1200 is definetly not possible can yu send m the link or something? really wanna c it for my self thx

  • @akamaster09

    actually i just double checked and it really was over 1200 pounds. i can't post the link here, but just enter "female chimp 1200 pounds" and you will find several links.

    those things are incredibly strong.

  • @akamaster09 dude a chimp would destroy a UFC fighter even a relatively small one these things are 3 times stronger than any human with exception of a powerlifter but a big dominate male would kill a human in just a couple of minutes if it wanted to

  • lol what a pussay i'd fuck those chimps up

  • @Mindwave what? the chimp will kill you easly.

  • @TheSaddestCodPlayer he stood there because a bigger chimp punched him in the balls at the beginning

  • If i were him i would go back to that island with a hunting rifle, kneecap that chimp, string him up by hooks in his arms, find his wife and children and disembowell them in front of him before mixing their blood with honey and setting bees and dogs on it. But im a psychopath so what do i know?

  • monkey business if u ask me!!!

  • what the fuck was the black guy doing? he just stood there and watched

  • @TheSaddestCodPlayer You would, too. LOL

  • the chimp's don't have a behavior problem, the human assholes that get near them are misbehaved

  • Some people are so fucking stupid! People like this idiot deserve what they get. Yes people we are superior to all animals because we have intelligence, and intelligence beats muscle every time. But when you don't use your brain shit like this happens. Fucking moron.

  • Wow

  • ..what is that crap hanging out from their ass??...

  • That is when steel toed boots come in handy.

  • chimps are fucking terrifying. these ones were just playing. if they wanted them dead, they would have been.

  • That chimp was just playing. Chimpanzee's are known to wrestle just for fun. If that chimp was serious about hurting him, he would have start biting him.

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  • Youd knock a chimp out huh tough guy?not with your fist i guarantee that!!

  • I would have taken a baseball bat to that chimp 

  • @randyb327 i dont know man good luck with that lol

  • @randyb327 Google "Chimpanzee skull". good luck knocking that thing out, forget baseball bat, I would bring a chainsaw lol

  • @randyb327 you need a sledgehammer to knock a chimp out

  • You ppl saying you would have knocked that chimp out dont any idea what you are up against. These things are crazy strong. Unless you exercise regularly that is. They would grab your handand bite it off. It frustrates me that we are such a weak species compared to other animals and have to work towards power.

    If only we had kept our ancestors muscle as we evovled...

  • @fromstart2finish no way that guy just needed to work his jab a bit more throw more punches he could have won. lol

  • @fromstart2finish well african american are i guess the ffirst people if u look at their muscle build (natural )

  • @jika12

    I guess so

  • @jika12 everyone came from africa actually.

  • @Schutzstaffel23 yep but phisically were not the same too bad

  • @jika12 yeah.

  • he shouldnt have been there hes lucky that ape didnt tear his limbs off.

  • Da ha.

  • Funny how some people think they would swing on a wild chimp! They would rip your hand off! grasped your hand in shock they would be ripping your nuts off with there bear hands!

  • Those guys deserved every bit of ass kicking they got!!

  • if that water wasnt there... balls would be next to go..

  • I love when "hippie" douchebags who think they have "special relationship" with wild animal, get what they deserve.

    Its a wild animal you can protect it by staying the fck away from it.

  • @djole777 Yeah these guys are such douchebags for being all into conservation and shit! Trying to make the world better instead of sitting at their house criticizing people on the internet, what losers!

  • @DrunkWerewolf im safe behind the key board!

  • lol at the other man watching the whole scene

  • why not pack a gun for safety shoot the dum primate

  • i dont give a fuck how much i love animals if that was me id be swingin like a mother fucker

  • @asaaqas I don't think the guy is holding back out of affection, a chimp will destroy a human every time, they are strong as hell.

  • @da324 you mean they'd have chimp-man sex? ewwww

    

  • Watch I SURVIVED the one about the chimp attack... VICIOUS

  • One swift punch on the nose usually does the job and a poke in the eye for good measure.

  • It's not a chimp, it's Floyd Mayweather Jr!

  • Stupid people. These are wild animals, you can't treat them like a family pet.

  • I fuckin hate this narrator's goofy white bread voice jeez what a clown

  • chimps piss me off too, but, it's a bad idea to pick a fight with one. Keep in mind they're animals, they don't hold back, they bite, rip, tear, mangle and have no conscience about it at all. Plus, the average chimp is about 2.5 times stronger then a large adult human male. That's game in anyone's book.

  • I want to know the name of the video compressor you used to mangle the video quality so bad, but leave the quality of the audio intact. Amazing.

  • @fernandesfran llooll!!

  • Leave chimps alone! Given enough time they will evolve into niggers.

  • Guy shoulda pulled the chimp in the water with him. Chimps can't swim, game over.

  • Fedor Emelianenko would have kicked the shit out of that chimp!

  • So much for human superiorty.

    He made the whole human race look like a bunch off pussies.

  • Survivor: Chimp Edition

    Tune in to this episode to see which contestent gets voted out of the island the old fashion way.

  • everything happens for a reason, must have said something the chimp did'nt like yesterday.

  • Fuck chimps. They're arseholes.

  • I would have swung the chimp around in circles so fast he'd shit himself then pass out!

  • if only they attacked the narrator....

  • They are complete retards

  • @Koodoze i think the black guy was terrified to do anything fearing he might get his ass kicked to. lmfao

  • If you want to see what a chimp can do to a human check out; "woman attacked by Chimp appears on Oprah" ...These animals are NOT your friend! Repeat; these animals are NOT your friends! ...If this doesn't get through to you, repeat 1000 times...

  • yeah we need to declare war on the chimpanzee before its too late

  • @101andrewj - Chimps are fine - IN THE WILD! If you cage them or raise them as pets, it's going to back fire from time to time. Just pray you're NOT the one at the end of their wrath when they let loose.

  • which one's the monkey?

  • that chimp wasnt dangerous just thought the bloke needed cooling off :P

  • IS THE CHIMP GOING TO BE OKAY

  • Get the fuck down off of my obstacle ! This is my Island and that is your Island... as the guy luckily falls into the water...In one move they can take a finger and flip out your eyeball pull off your lip or bite off a finger like scissors... Snip! and that is just for fun... hes lucky that chimp didnt have a spare minute or two, he would have been un recognizable. What a freackin moron.doesnt he watch Utube?

  • nobody carries a stun gun... just for shits and giggles?

  • @caucus100,

    Hence my use of quotation marks with the word "expert."

  • go and help your friend you fuck

  • kick in the nuts man kick it in the nuts.

  • ha! i remember watchin this show when i didnt have cable.

  • 0:38 WTF IS THE CHIMP DOING!!! GOD!!!!!!!!

  • Thats some brute force they have!! cool!

  • Ah, those monkeys. Always joking around.

  • "Come on guys! Stop! Leave me alone! This isn't funny you guys!"

    Haha my bad I'm high.

  • These animals are incredibly powerful, and will happily rip off a man's arm and bite his penis and testicles off in one deft movement. These so-called animal "experts" are extremely foolish to mingle with a wild troop like this. This guy was lucky to fall into the water, as it seems plain that chimps do not care for it.

    If I could make one polite request, it would be to have the annoying prick of a narrator on this video thrown in with the chimps, and smeared with liquidized bananna.

  • The "big difference" was the Camera crew. One of them probably "Challenged" one of the Chimps non-verbally. Eye contact, posture, something. The challenged Chimp got shitty, then the rest of the Chimps got all riled up. Our Hero didn't handle it properly and it was "on".

    I'd rather spend time with Charles Manson than a Chimp. They're both dangerous but at least Charlie wouldn't get off castrating me.

  • at least his nuts are cool.. i heard they'll rip off your balls if your arent' careful

  • a chimpanzee's upper body is stronger than their lower body. The opposite is true for humans. I believe that the human's lower body is far stronger than a chimp's upper body. A pro fighter can probably KO a chimp in one hit

  • @070000591 Nope. A Chimpanzee is far stronger than a human. And their lower body allows them to jump 20+ feet.

  • It would be a really shitty day if there were crocodiles in that water.

  • @CEMB713 Ha, Ha, Ha ! Thanks for the laughting !

  • @CEMB713 the best comment!

  • Anyone who is not familair with chimps and thier history of attacking and consuming humans is a fool. In Africa thier are countless cases of chimps in gangs attacking humans especially children for food.These animals are NOT True Friends of Humans...it is one of the biggest lies ever perpetrated on the general public. Stay the hell away from chimps..

  • @CEMB713 The crocs and the chimps are working together!

  • @CEMB713  LMAO!!!

  • why is it on all the us t.v they have a faggot voiced twat doing the narration i mean do you know anyone who actually talks like this and isnt gay or sonic the hedgehog/dogtanian

  • think I`ll go down to Detroit for some Pizza ..

    NOT ..

  • yet even with our puny body's we are still the dominant ape on the planet...funny that

  • ...hahahahahaha!!! these dipshits NEVER LEARN!!!

  • Cmmmon John-O ARM BAR or rear naked his ass lol.

  • well, we know that leopards are natural predators to chimpanzees, it means they hunt them down and kill them easily. if a dog with the size of a leopard had been raised as a killer dog, i believe it could have killed a chimpanzee.

    But the outcome of this depends on who sneaks up on who, i believe.

  • @9pAnDa4 there where many fight between Pitbull Terriers and monkeys/chimps around 150 years or back in the uk....many of the simian fighting noveltys where handicapped with a form of muzzle to prevent the biting from the monkey yet if i recall the bout was judged a draw as both dog and monkey where too mutilated to continue..sick fuckers really the upper classes of the UK who lusted after this

  • You'd have to go back there with a knife, cause another fight and slice that crazy punk chimp . Just to maintain the appearance of superiority, so you won't have any other chimp trying it on.

  • @SauronsEye No you need to go back with a Serbu Super Shorty 9 12GA in your sleeve and when he pulls your arm pull the trigger! Then there will be nothing but a body running around until it hits the ground, then the chimps will be like fuck that im not pulling his arm you see what happend to Buddy? His head exploded!

  • bahahahahahahahahahahahaha that douchebag deserved what he got. i have a pet lovebird and i know not to piss it off because its got a mean bite that can hurt like hell...i would never approach a pack of wild chimps.

  • People think this is unnatural when a animal attacks. On the contrary, it is the most natural thing for a animal (chimp) their doing what is natural to them. We think, oh way don't they conform we are helping them and they should accept us. He may not have deserved it but oh well. We as humans just don't get it. Period !!!!!

  • a human might beat a chimp beacause humans know how to punch and kick all chimps do is grab and bite

  • @lssj5broly1 Not a chance, un-armed a man wont last long, not just against chimps but just about any wild animal roughly our size, you wont be able to knock one of them out, even wtih a clean kick, look how much denser their skulls are compared to ours, not to mention that a chimp bite is not exactly the same as a human bite, more like pit bull like

  • @lssj5broly1 Forget it. A male chimp is as strong as 8 adult man and much faster than you. And it knows where to bite so that it hurts.

  • @Ornitocheirus wrong a chimp is 5 times stronger than a human... your thinking about an orangatang which is about 7 times stronger than a human

  • @lssj5broly1 Ok , but we should both agree on that it is much stronger than a human.

  • @Ornitocheirus yea the only type of apes we might stand a chance against are bonobos which are 3 times stronger than humans

  • @lssj5broly1 Watch the older UFC movies. Remember most fights go to a clinch and end up on the gorund. Now imagine that with one of these beasts.

  • @vamtheanomaly yea we wouldnt be fighting ufc we would be fighting to the death poke each others eye out and other crasy stuff

  • @lssj5broly1 Exactly except with a primate its much more deadly as they have such brute strength far beyond any man.

  • @lssj5broly1

    Pfft, yeah right!!! An average 160 pound chimp would destroy ANY human.

  • @Xgames13 what about bonobos they are weaker than chimps wonder if human stands a chance

  • @Xgames13

    You are right, chimps have CRAZY strength, they would destroy even any UFC fighter. Including Brock

  • sounds like a KFC

  • Round 2.

    C4 the is.Island

  • the guy kicks the chimp at 1:03

  • i'd shoot it what the hell is a chimp