Happy Birthday Black Jesus!

[AntonSlizzardhands]

The second dude looked like geico cave man.

[moonmasterShake]

gay

[Frankwolf100]

Black Jesus is awsome, Happy Birthday! my nigger

[praisetothesinners]

@Gaywolf100 im surprised you took time off from fucking your sister to comment on youtube haha

[Frankwolf100]

@praisetothesinners Hey don't forget I was fucking your Mom too!

[Frankwolf100]

@praisetothesinners that's the kind of response I get for saying Happy Birthday! wow talk about hypocrisy!

[praisetothesinners]

@Frankwolf100 my bad my nigga

[Frankwolf100]

@praisetothesinners no problemo! it's all for comedy. I love it!

[Frankwolf100]

Black Jesus is awsome, Happy Birthday! my nigger

[FrenziedFury]

Happy Birthday, my nigga!

[AntonSlizzardhands]

NEXT!

[yosh6278]

@soccertiger10 lmao!!!

[thegrahamreaper1]

This must be a black person thing because this isn't even slightly amusing to me...



[davidpolicastro]

@thegrahamreaper1 I mean, I'm white as muthaphukka and I thought this shit was funny, my nigga.

[tedrobcool]

come on ma nigga come on ma nigga haha

[Emocyborg666]

Why does this guy even exist?

[blaxomega]

@Emocyborg666 the devil is a hater hahahahahahaha

[curlyqhomie17]

i love how theres a hookah in the back lol

[tedrobcool]

@curlyqhomie17 yeah lol

[xXxRoflCopterZxXx]

Sitcho ass down nigga.

[POOPWW]

BLACK JESUS...ANTWUAN DIXON?????

[IbDatChick]

The video to me shows how we talk Jesus so lightly! Its hilarious but it has a great point and the points are ALWAYS on point w scripture. Have you seen Black Jesus: its getting old ..one dude comments "Everytime you come around here showing your palm! Thats getting old" Sad that for so many people that statement is true. Jesus has become a homeboy and not a Savior.

If you dont think truth can be ministered without a bible in your hands. Step out your box.

[youdontneedtaknow]

lol he playin kinect while the otha nigga was playin the wii

[machetero1]

@youdontneedtaknow the joke's that he's jesus. nigga don't need no wiimote. 

[daniel00043]

My nigga black jesus!!

[tonydelz]

"they aint have this shit before i went in" lmao, they would lock up black jesus.

[xXEXAMPLEZXx]

@tonydelz he talking about when he died. -___-

[TheHomicide61]

i cant believe ppl think this shit is funny, Tube need to come back an show ppl wat funny really is

[alwerty1]

@TheHomicide61 everyone has a different taste of comedy..no one asked you to watch this as well as comment on a video you dislike..really makes non sense..

[razr3g]

we didnt have this shit before i went in lol

[archie1396]

Next next Sit yo ass sit yo ass down bring yo ass here lol

[PlayOnPlaya17]

smh bum ass nigga thought he was gonna beat jesus in wii sports smh

[jagball22]

secret jesus - watch video at jagball22

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

Black Jesus rules

[dukeoftheshire]

This shit is hilarious!!!

[LiKEWHYZ]

I'm a-pauled. Love the underlying benefit, despise the outright blasphemy. One Truth!! Baruch HaShem Adonai!!

[Samsam389]

@LiKEWHYZ what exactly does that mean?

[LiKEWHYZ]

@Samsam389 ...it means, some fokes are so lost in the dumbness of gluttony and pride that this outright degrading "depiction" of Yeshua HaMoshiac ["Jesus" Christ] my Lord and Savior, may be one of the only passages into His Truth for some of the dumbed down fokes that need to study The Holy Bible, but can't find any one around whose willing to speak easy with them about The Truth of Righteousness [and it aint realized thru greedy selfishness].

[Samsam389]

@LiKEWHYZ oh i see what you mean now

[alwerty1]

@LiKEWHYZ agree

[LiKEWHYZ]

@alwerty ...please study brother.

[alwerty1]

@LiKEWHYZ bro what are you talking about? i said i agree with what your saying. too many people are falling off.

[LiKEWHYZ]

@alwerty1 Falling off? I'm not talking about falling off, you or me. Just keep studying, Tanakh & B'rit Hadashah ["Old & New Testaments!!]!!

[BigDawg515]

@LiKEWHYZ dude its jus jokes get off ur high horse its not blasphemy its called satire look it up...... if u wanna shine ur holy intuition on people go to those illuminati videos not these...... its basically sayin look at how ghetto jesus would be if he were a "real nigga" like the media want black people to be in america...... shit is funny actually

[LiKEWHYZ]

@BigDawg515 I don't high horse ride. thats why i'm lookin out out for fokes who stay down to earth. stop desensitizing people to what Yahshua (Jesus) was really about. Yeah its funny, and then it automatically fades to black, the oblivious blackness not the ethnic term that i'll also mention don't hold much weight these days. My real "niggas" is Malcolms & Marleys, not juxtapose in betweeners who w\ouldn't save me from anything or anyone if it meant putting themselves up to studying God's will.

[tboneal83]

@LiKEWHYZ if you want to spread the word of god leaving comments here on youtube is not the best place for you. people watch this for it's comedy. i believe in god and this show doesn't change that. if you want to reach someone maybe you should actually get out and witness to people. you would have better results.

[narellehohua]

Comedy Gold!

[zsfdngsfn]

Yo, listen up, u know dat second nigga playing black jesus, that laura's brother's friend from da show Family Matters, just realized dat shit too.

Flava Flav

[Palideanslyr]

Black Jesus created Kinect for microsoft and got papapapaid!!!! bitches and he fixed the red ring issue. Say thank you.

[jwadiak]

This shit sooo funny!!! The Best!!!

[Grynomite44]

Imagine playing against jesus in madden!

[savonbra]

happy birthday black jesus

[N8Fatty]

"You lost..sit yo asss down " lmao

[hizay]

LMAO I'm too dead. Nigga dont need no remote.

[deecegirl]

Black Jesus is the BEST THING EVER!!!

[joness889]

Sit yo ass ... SIT YO ASS DOWN NIGGA

LMAO

[emkeikabz]

sit your ass down!! HAHA

[jdan007]

whats the opening track to this thing?

[Xero09]

@jdan007 the theme is B.T express this house is smokin

[jdan007]

@Xero09 you da man!

[bull068]

This is extremely offensive.

No black people own a Wii.

[Aldridge517]

@bull068 Preppy black people do, that's what happens when they get a lil money and move out to live with their "precious white people"

[fraudster111]

@bull068 I own a fucking wii nigga. Come see me in mario kart wii nigga. I over lap ur ass nigga.

[Darkshadow222]

@fraudster111 Black Jesus will just run past you. He doesn't need a car to win a race, he got them Jesus feet.

[fraudster111]

@Darkshadow222 WTF? Black jesus aint gonna run past me. As soon as they say GO. Black jesus already finished the race.TWICE!

[Darkshadow222]

@fraudster111 Lol

[williamwzl]

@fraudster111 So every hacker is partly jesus?

[fraudster111]

@williamwzl Man i hate mkw hackers. The only course ill overlap you on is ghost valley. Love that track.

[IcySwaggaMan]

@fraudster111 LOLOL I CALL NEXT MY NIGGUH

[mcspills]

Jesus has a big nose.

Its ok tho! I got a crooked dick. And I was made in his image. OHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!

[Errianno]

I wonder what the REAL jesus thinks of this... lol

[FreshGalaxy]

LMFAO

[runly1]

Wii TENNIS!!!!!

I. Am. Crying.

I love you, Black Jebus.

[Sekhubara]

Ok about the weed comment, we all know that Jesus went against the established societal norms. So... how do we know he didn't smoke weed? I'm not saying he did, but how do we know either way?

[Sekhubara]

Black started playing with God when Adam, the first black man, was put in the Garden of Eden.

[oh2b16again]

Dear Black Jesus can you please make my momma put down the crackpipe and feed us? Ill pray for you three times a day and keep my virginity untill i am married Thank you black Jesus xoxo

[neechietwentyone]

when did black folks start playin with God??? lol

[42wilson]

@neechietwentyone lol im black and even i dont know the answer to that one

[Bgod74]

jesus aint god

[jayfatzthedude]

its funny how black jesus is sacreligous but any image of WHITE JESUS is cool, chill out dude don't get all crazy any image of anything relating to god isn't proper but it meant to be funny I know and God has since of humor let him decide where to draw the line, to me as a believer this is hilarious doesn't affect my faith at all gives something to realize not to take life so serious....BY IT JESUS HE DON'T NEED A Wii Remote, lol

[dinocek12]

dose anybody see that hee dosent have a wii comtroler in his hand lmao

[omegadies]

lol i know i guess its because he's "jesus" LMAO!!!

[DubStackG]

LMAO, that's what I thought too, lol!!!

[Darkshadow222]

He can play Brawl with his fists. I played him online and he whooped my ass.

[fraudster111]

@Darkshadow222 That motherfucker 4stocked me with ganon.

[STARMANGER]

more like the black ceasre borgia

[itsthacheeze]

LMFAO aaahahhaha I love it!

[macfle01]

laughed @ jesus smoken newports man this is fuked up but so funny...

[redbonegal]

LOL@jesus playing Wii without controler!!!

[pb0o6]

lol @ "i hope u got some money my nigga"

[nicholasgeranios]

dude yer fkin stupid lol

[Ace206253]

Sit yo ass- SIT YO ASS DOWN NIGGA. Sit yo ass dow- bring yo ass" hahaha

[kuissi0]

jesus dont need no remote

[EyelessEntity]

haah yeah that was awesome!

[shadowninja553]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[4thletta]

Why dat nigga look like Mekhi Phifer doe? lol!

[theNikeFace]

he do lmao

[17snaxaday]

DAAAUUYM

[JazzSoFlyy]

"Sit yo ass, sit yo ass down......"

LMAO

[JBlackrose]

Black Jesus gots no Skillz nigga

BJ you bst bring the offering plate if ya play n me Nigga

[mdossantos047]

It's HILARIOUS

[ganondorf22]

where in the bible does it say smokin a blunt is sacreligious? Not to say that I agree with smokin weed, but still, my reasons for that have nothin to do with the bible. The Bible and weed are pretty much mutually exclusive. Two completely different unrelated subjects.

[ZenannM]

The word is "sacrilegious" and "Weed" isnt "sacrilegious" the act of PORTRAYING Jesus in this manner of being a "Pothead" IS.

[sonic2005018]

sit your ass down nigga!

u gonna get beat u lose

[strilltalk]

LOL... Black Jesus don't need no Wii mote... He is Jesus... Duh...

[ograh360]

nigga aint have a controller

[AlexSe14]

does tht mean blk jesus is a jew to and where the fuck is jesus'sss wiimote??

[deluxx94]

break bread ma nigga. hahahha i just wish this shit was longer :)

[spotthatruth]

lol @ jesus being white

[Thizzlamic0]

jesus doesn need a controller an shit lol

[adriannediva]

he is drinkin liquior out of a damn jar lmao

[MadenaMoe]

That's HOW WE DO!

[Palideanslyr]

as long as white people and black people keep talking racism will cease to be or we will stop being so damb sensitive.

[Ramon12m]

lol..he was playin the wii with his hand

[BigBlunt75]

"You loss nigga sit yo ass down" LLS

[speersword]

Dude...go kill yourself.

[duhjuce]

why y'all nikkaz got a "whip" sound in the background...?

[dedrawilliams]

YEP,COWBOY WHIP.GET YO MIND IN 2009

[SnowGlobePedophile]

thats wii tenis yu retard

[jon11565]

i need dat intro beat, fly ass baseline

[puppylova3505]

I like black jesus better than I like real jesus, real jesus is annoying and so are his fans....

[MLGPh4nt0m]

mah nigga

[Chinchilla2]

sit yo ass down mah nigga. Sit yo ass down

[BlkMagik]

Lmao @ him controlling the Wii with no Wiimote. The power of Christ, I tell you.

[daush]

hahahahaha

[LIFEPROMOTIONZ]

cracking up!!

[Telishaiscool]

lol he aint even got a controller an he drinking henessy this is too much!!!! come check out my videos just type in tbaby tv holla back.....

[elimouna]

wow half of the video is the intro

jip

[PoppinXRay]

You lost my nigga, sit down, sit yo ass down nigga....lol me and jesus should kick it more often. i bet i could beat him in wii.

[g2dragon]

Its hilarious how every sentence has the words " Mah Niggah " In them. LMFAO Love it.

[catchfree84]

you love seeing these negros act stupid dont you

[g2dragon]

Yes.

[cutelala15]

lmao!!!!! i just nitced too dat he didnt have no controller

dats funny lmao!!

[symptomy]

LOL wow

[guitarninja86]

man seriously, if you can't understand that this is a joke, there's no hope for you.

the lord, if such a thing exists, has got to have a sense of humor. otherwise heaven would be one boring motherfucker

[501andStreetz]

lol this was funny

[CaramelMonstuh]

Ay

Shut the hell up

[RedmanX2K6]

HAHAHAHA!! Man playing Air Tennis, praise the lord. :D

[DialecK]

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[secret212000]

HAHAHAHA man's just slappin the air, hilarious!

[Nonstopboi07]

a is black jesus from florida...dats all we say: ma nigga

[Thashining]

Nope he's from The City of Angels

[lightmydank]

hahahaha

[fresh72]

black jesus dont need no remote to play wii

[MLGPh4nt0m]

Ma Nigga

[yungdtownsolja2]

"they aint have this before i went in" LMAO

[toorude369]

i know that shit with him not using a paddle is hilarious. he has a fade and a cognac in his hand. just all the little touches are so funny

[Mileaminutetp]

Black Jesus you gotta come do my son next birthday party mane.......... LOL INna minute Mle A Minute

[JazzSoFlyy]

ahhhhh, shit dis nigga Black Jesus is funny as fuck, we need to kick it

[DatNiqqaKash]

lmfaooo he didnt use a remote

[BrownSuqar5143]

Who Ever Came Up With this is GENiOUS LOL

[BooteyMasta]

He must be Jesus. He doesn't even need a Wii remote while playing in this clip! LOL!

[JH16]

I was bout to say the same thing. I just noticed. lol

[R0Y1LL]

I really don't know why some folk on here argue about Black Jesus saying nigga too much... Don't take it personal because...

1. He's black

2. He's Black Jesus

[speersword]

lol I love the logic.

[ShaolinSoldier]

LOOOOOLLLL

[stai12]

Attention I have recently emailed black Jesus about his ashy lips/shins/elbows/feet/and neck..We should all pitch in and buy this negro some lotion.Ashy messiah.Ridiculous!!

[keirra041288]

Yeah this shit funny!!!!!.......Black Jesus can get it! Twice.

[R0Y1LL]

HAHAHA MY nigga black jesus so cold with his, he didn't even need a WII REMOTE. ROFL!!!

[PeepingTom23]

Lol @ Jesus not needing a controller! lol

[MADKing6644]

lol

[d3vilscry666]

Black jesus what's your relationship with satan?

[silentom313]

lol good question

I hope he answers that

[CartesianFart]

Satan ought be a attractive white woman. The comedic possibilities are endless!

[GrizzINK]

lol